COMING SOON
>>65117554
TO A WHINY
>>65117631
BITCH
MARK STITZER THOUGHT HE HAD IT ALL
BIG
*RECORD SCRATCH*
Hol up
BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE...WAS A CLUE
ADAM SANDLER AND ROB SCHNEIDER
SUN KINDER SUSAN SQUAT
IN...
>record scratch
>freeze frame
"i'm back"
>CUE IT AIN'T ME
Le Rob Schneider xD
>>65117793
>THIS SPRING
>MATTHEW BRODERICK ESCAPES HIS COURT DATE FOR RUNNING OVER PEDESTRAINS
*RECORD SCRATCH AGAIN*
BANE?
YOU LOVED THE ORIGINAL
MATTHEW BRODERICK
ROB SCHNEIDER
AIDAN GILLEN
AND FEATURING
*RECORD SCRATCH*
IN THE ROLE OF A LIFE TIME
A COCKER SPANIEL WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES
PAUL DANO IS
>drum roll
*RECORD SCRATCH*
FREEZE FRAME
SOME
BODY
ONCE
TOLD
ME
EYE YOUGURT HOLE ABE SOY YOUTH SAIGON WEB SUN KINDER SUSAN SQUAT
THE LIMP ROOT
"so, you're probably wondering how I got here"
*RECORD SCRATCH*
*FREEZE FRAME*
>for this story, we're gonna have to start a bit further back
*REWIND TO BIRTH SCENE*
>gross! not that far!
*RECORD SCRATCH*
Ba de ya - say do you remember
Ba de ya - dancing in September
Ba de ya - never was a cloudy day
*FREEZE FRAME*
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN, MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG
NEOREACTIONARY
FEATURING HARDCORE MEMES
CUT CUT CUT
>actors freeze in place
>man holding megaphone walks onto set
THIS ISN'T RIGHT AT ALL
*RECORD SCRATCH*
HUMANZEES!
TOMATO JUICE VS BAT
RAY ROMANO IS
*music/noise abruptly stops*
I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT
*music/noise plays last second left*
WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
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*RECORD SCRATCH DUBSTEP REMIX*
HOL UP MY MAN WE AIN'T DONE YET
>unzips ray romano costume
>and out walks...
>something funny happens
>music stops
>cut to character laughing
>>65118307
>Quentin Tarantino dancing
IN HIS LAST MOVIE BEFORE HE DIED
IN A GROUNDBREAKING PERFORMANCE
ROB SCHNEIDER AS RECORD SCRATCH MCVOCAROO IN THE #1 COMEDY IN AMERICA
AS *RECORD SCRATCH*
F A L C O N
A
L
C
O
N
BECAUSE THIS TIME, THE GOOD GUYS AIN'T SO GOOD
*record scratch*
AND A DOG!?
TWO PAWS WAY UP
USA TODAY SAYS YOU'LL BE BARKING UP THE RIGHT TREE
IN THE NEVER ENDING GAY ROMANCE STARRING
SCHNOB REIDER
DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON
I'VE BEEN DOIN' THIS FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER
MY THROAT HURTS
OSCARS WE BE BLACK AGAIN IN THIS
*RECORD SCRATCH*
TELL ME ABOUT BANE
HE SHOCKED YOU IN RUSH HOUR 3
BIG GUYS NEVER DIE STORY
IN A FILM THAT WILL MAKE YOU AFRAID TO USE THE CINEMA SHOWERS
FOR THE NEXT 90 MINUTES
ANVIL MONTHLY CALLED IT "THE CRAB LEG FLICK OF THE CENTURY"
*RECORD SCRATCH*
ONE MAN
ONE DREAM
MOOT.
Starring Michael Cera
WHERE COWS FINALLY COME HOME
THE TIMES-OLD CLASSIC TALE OF THE MAN OUT FOR REVENGE
>im not goin outta this place without a BANG
>[CUT TO EXPLOSION]
AND THE WOMAN WHO STAYS THRU THICK AND THIN
THIS SUMMER,
HELEN MIRREN
TIM ROBBINS
AND MATTHEW BRODERICK IN THE BREAKOUT ROLE OF HIS CAREER
>BURN THE MEMES! BURN 'EM TO THE GROUND!
>[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>>65117554
FROM THE DIRECTOR OF TRANSFORMERS V: CASH IN THE PLEBS
You know the difference between a jedi and a whore, Anakin? You can't use force when you fuck a whore.
FROM DIRECTOR JIMMY JAMES CAMERON......
>cue the force theme
GEORGE LUCAS PRESENTS
A MOVIE SO BIG
SO BOLD
SO
BIG BANE IN LITTLE CHINA
*RECORD SCRATCH*
*RECORD SCRATCH*
*RECORD SCRATCH*
*RECORD SCRATCH*
WILL LEARN WHAT HAPPENS WHEN RECORDS SCRATCH BACK
RECORD SCRATCH THE MOVIE
*RECORD SCRATCH*
BWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP
*Fade to black*
BWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP
*Fade to black*
BWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP
STARRING JAMES CAAN AS "THE SCRATCHER"
AND SHIA LABEOUF AS MR. RECORD
IN THE MOTION PICTURE EPIC OF A LIFETIME
A TALKING CAT????!!!!
yep this thread is over
can't outmeme "record scratch: the movie"
In a world
Plagued by injustice
Two men
Will set things right
Jamie Fox
Idris Elba
From director Spike Lee
Produced by Quentin Tarrantino
Cuckers
Ok so and now what?
BLUE SHIRT BABY, I'M CIA... YOU DON'T GET TO BRING FRIENDS
THEY WORK FOR THE, MERCENARY... THE MASKETTA MAN
I FILED THE FLIGHT PLAN, FOR ME, AND MY MEN... AND DR. PAVEL HERE
YOU GET TO STAY, IF YOU TELL ME... WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
A LOYAL HIRED GUN
OR MAYBE HE'S WONDERING WHY
YOU WOULD SHOOT A MAN BEFORE YOU
THROW HIM OUT OF AN
AEROPLANE
CALM, DOCTOR, THE FIRE RISES
IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL
CRASH THIS PLANE WITH NO SURVIVORS
I'M A BIG GUY FOR YOU
Nigeria
JUST
AND ROB SCHNEIDER IS
>>65117554
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyfEVphpYKU
