WHATEVA HAPPENED TO GARY KOOPAH
>>65115910
Too many gabagools
this says with pulp. i like some pulp.
>>65115910
he was gay though
>it's a "Ralphie gets fucked in the ass with a dildo" episode
you tell me what is the issue?
I just started watching sopranos thank god for subtitles I can't understand 20% of what they're saying because of that retarted american-italian accent
ITSH A RETIUHMENT CERMYEWNITY
>>65117106
his accent in the early seasons is much more understandable than later on
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete
DON'T FUCK WIT ME
WHO YA BEEN TALKING TA
>professor says his favorite TV show is the Sopranos
>as he passes out tests, I say to him "what ever happened to Gary Cooper? The strong silent type?"
>professor looks at me like I'm speaking chinese
>>65117235
He must not be autistically obsessed with inconsequential lines like a fa/tv/irgin.
>>65117617
nice try manlet. we know you love the cock
HE DISRESPECTED DAH BING
KRISTOOFAAAH
>>65117045
Would Ralphie enjoy cuckolding?
>tfw finished my third viewing of the Sopranos the other day
>tfw tempted to start my fourth viewing to fill the void of emptiness it left
I forgot how depressing the last season is
>>65119922
Last season is a huge disappointment because Season 5 was great.
I skipped 6 and stopped at 5 in my 2nd view.
>>65119797
He clearly wouldn't be. He beat the shit out of that whore and was yelling like she was sucking off Tony.
WHY DOES EVERYBODY THINK HE WAS GOING TO KILL TONY?
MAYBE HE JUST HAD TO TAKE A SHIT! EVER FUCKING THOUGHT OF THAT?!!
>>65119972
Really?
I think 6 really brings the series altogether and shows how irredeemable everyone in the family is.
>>65120054
I always thought that dude looked like an old Jeremy Renner
T IM SAAAWWRY
>>65120330
Is it weird that I still feel bad for Christopher every time I watch this show?
He's a horrible spoiled douchebag but there's something that makes me sympathize with him.
>>65120444
>Sympathize with Chrissy
I sympathize with Paulie. Paulie was just sad excuse for a human being.
>No wife
>No kids
>No friends
>Best friend is his aunt
>>65120494
I can only sympathize with Noah. He had to spend over 2-3 minutes with Meadow after he came. Name me one character in the show that had a worse fate than this?
SATANIC BLACK MAGIC
SICK SHIT
>>65120494
WOAH THE BALLS ON THIS GUY
>>65120566
>566
SO CLOSE
I DID 20 FUCKING YEARS, NOT A PEEP
>it's a "Tony stabs his food to death" episode
>>65120444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63RMAKWSKQc
This scene always stuck out to me. I think it's my favorite of all time.
>>65120444
yeah christopher is one of my favourite characters though thats probably because I also like to shoot dope
>>65117111
Ahh, I think you mean nursing home friend.
>>65117235
>HEAR ABOUT THE CHINESE GODFATHER? HE MADE THEM AN OFFER THEY COULDN'T UNDERSTAND
>>65120675
I WANTED TO FUCK A WOMAN
I COMPROMISED
>>65120742
Yeah right. Probably took dick regularly in prison and secretly enjoyed it so he completely overblew that whole Vito thing
>>65117235
in all honesty though what is he supposed to do with this
>>65120494
>tfw those episodes where Johnny Sack tricks Paulie into thinking he's his friend
Johnny Sack was such an evil dude
>>65120737
HEAR ABOUT THE PAWNBROKER GODFATHER? HE JUST WANTED TO GET HIS BUDDY DOWN TO TAKE A LOOK BEFORE HE MADE AN OFFER.
>>65119972
I always thought 5 was the low point.
Will need to go back and do a third watch.
>>65120557
damn buckwheat lookin' motherfucker
>>65120845
>Paulie meeting with Little Carmine talking to him like they are paisans and then realizing his fuck up
>>65120688
I always liked this more than Christopher's real death, it's the perfect storm of hatred between him and Tony.
Also I think Bobby's death is the best shot death in the series:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld0l37eFpEU
>>65115910
YOU MOTHAFUCKAUUU MUH FUGING DUAGHER MUH FUGGDING DAUGHER! YU WAN SUM ZAMBUCKO WIF DIS HUH!?
>>65120807
>Mobster getting raped in prison
No
>its a "Meadow rolls her eyes and acts like a cunt" episode
IN THIS HOUSE CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS IS A HERO
>>65120807
SUCK OUR COCKS?
>It's a Tony breathes heavily episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbvsNzr2wv8
>>65120566
DONT GET CUNTY
>>65120807
Richie Aprile deffo banged some pretty guys inside prison. Tony mentions it to melfi that you get a pass for having sex inside prison. Also that scene when richie gets a blowjob from a stripper and can't finish and also has to have the lights off. Also why he disowned his gay son and punched janice
Phil was also the same, notice how he clenches the bed when he kills vito and how he literally comes out of the closet
Not gonna lie to you, but the son was a total personnification of what I believe anon to be. From the beginning to the end.
> stupid kid at young age
> edgy as a teen
> mom I found a black girlfriend, and a job in a vhs shop
> I wanna die black girlfriend no more, job no more
(And I still haven't found why that black girlfriend left him, he was cool with her. Was it is color skin, his father or that stupidity )
JANICE WAS THE SHITTIEST SISTER OH MAH GAWD
>>65121161
SHAH OF IRAN
H
A
H
>It's an OHHH episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRkE_Gv6ALM
>We're-a, from Alcoholics Anonymous
>What's your name?
>Well we're anonymous.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD ANYONE DIE IN YO ARMS YA COCKSUCKA!? A FAMILY MEMBER SOMEONE YOU LOVE!? WELL GIVE IT TIME, SEE IF I CAN'T MAKE THAT HAPPEN TO YA!
>>65121251
>tfw feel exactly like season 6 AJ but without the gf
feels bad man
>>65121251
AJ is a good example of a milennial, but more precisely a milennial born in to wealth with morally corrupt parents. I was a stupid kid growing up, but not that bad. If anything they made his character too good natured. I knew some rich ass kids growing up who had shady parents involved in drugs and biker gangs and shit, AJ acts like a saint in comparison.
IT WAS A MEME YOU DIP
who /furio/ here?
You see these guys next to me Tone? They're asleep.
>>65120688
I just noticed that Paulie kind of defends Christopher there, despite all their differences I think he genuinely cared for him.
>>65121251
>When you made a thread in /mu/ some time ago and the 4chanX puts your name instead of anon.
kek at my stupidity
was Tony a good father?
https://youtu.be/8PHx-MbyVdY
>jumpscare intensifies
>>65121251
>It's an anon thinks Puerto Ricans are black episode
>>65121372
watching that scene with my dad, i can see him turning towards me and leering at me for good three seconds before turning to watch tv
>it's a hour and a half of tony dreaming and then eating cold cuts out of the fridge while breathing heavily out of his nose episode
OMG STOP CALLING MY WIFE FAT OMG YOU SHITLORDS AND YOUR THIN PRIVILEGED
>>65121467
I think Tony (despite what he tells Melfi) genuinely loved AJ, he does everything he can to make sure he follows a different path in life than him and feels a great deal of grief when he realizes his son is depressed most likely due to his genes.
The early episodes definitely show that they have a good bond:
https://youtu.be/x70dYtTJXt4?t=12s
>>65121581
pic related
YOU LOOK LIKE A PEURTO RICAN WHOOH! MAKE ME SICK!
>>65121467
As a student in psychology and a big reader of this kind of thing.
No, no, no, no. This kind of behavior has a total impact on the kid, he misuses his authority as a father, he never cared for him besides giving him shit everytime he messed up. I feel like he got the worst of it in the family. Carmela didn't give him genuine affection either, she just reminded him to follow the father and be straight. Then they just ask him to be successful at school, that doesn't work like that.
But props that Tony didn't use violence more often, he stated "If it wasn't for Carmela, a nice whoopin' would have straighten him out"
Tony too was abused by both his parents. I believe it was more verbal and kinda traumatic from seeing his father going off with his sister but meh. If it wasn't for the pressure the family gave him he would have worked as a football player/trainer
>>65121638
They should have just put Matt,Sean,jackie jr and AJ in their own crew,that way at least they could watch them better and at least teach em a thing or two
I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF!? THE WAY YOU EAT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK BY THE TIME YOU'RE 50!
>Gandolfini dies at age 51 by a heart attack in Southern Italy after consuming huge amounts of food and booze
>>65121638
that scene made me smile and as soon as it ended I came crashing back to how shit my life is
thanks for the moment.
>we're out of mayo
What did he mean by this?
ginny sack died ?!
>>65121902
that's him foreshadowing his impotence caused by heroin abuse in the following seasons
POTTERY
O
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>>65117617
mfw i reference obscure Sopranos quotes a few times a week and nobody gets them.
>>65121410
It felt good to hear somebody talk real Italian desu. Really cool guy.
>>65121410
Furio my main man. Wish he would have stayed but then again wouldn't have wanted to see him get killed.
>>65121410
Tony was right, America makes too many mafioso soft
>>65121919
The big casino
THE JACKETTT
>>65122014
Hewhacked Tony
>>65122014
Wasn't he the only guy who dodged Tony's bullet ?
he was the only one who saw it coming and flew right the fuck out atm he realized
I don't think someone else did this in the whole show
>tfw anytime you see a Sopranos actor in any other show you have to point it out to everyone else in the room
It feels weird seeing Bobby on several different adult swim shows
I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCKING FUCKING ONE WHO CALLS THE SHOTS!
>>65122132
thing is, he could go back to italy and go in hiding or be protected by italian mafia
every other guy in the show couldn't just run out of the country so they would be found eventually.
>>65122159
> same actor, different show
You didn't see the wire yet. have you
You will look at every show, old and new, differently
>>65122159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yENmufztolo
>it's a little carmine uses a malapropism episode
>>65122334
>Of course no one wants all out conflict but historically, historic changes has come out of war
Was he intentionally trying to fuck up Jersey and NYC relations?
>>65122421
Yes. Play the dumbass and stay out of the fighting and then pick up the scraps when your rivals have killed each other. He mentioned Billy Leotardo during that meeting for a reason.
Carmine is the smartest guy in the series.
>>65122231
Tony implied he got men there to look out for him, so not protected by the mafia it would be too easy to get him.
And it wouldn't be hard to hide for others, look at vito he did it, pussy did it. while staying in the country
HOL UP
*breathes through nose aggressively*
WHADDAYASHAYIN IS
*neglects son*
OHHHHHHH
*murders his cousins*
THAT SINCE
*scrapes fork aggressively*
TIME IMMEMORIAL
*eats gabagool*
WE
*gets cucked*
WUZ
*faints*
ROMANZ N SHIET
>>65122421
he was a genius pretending to be an idiot who was pretending to be genius
he ends up being boss of the lupertazi family, taking out rival NJ family and absorbing their operations
why else would he mention billy leotardo just when phil and tony just about squashed the beef
notice in the sitdown in the cold warehouse when tony asks butchie for phils location and butchie looks at carmine before he answers
>>65120330
Christopher was a great character, but I absolutely hated him. That was probably the idea, though.
>>65122421
Little Carmine was as smart and cunning as his old man and knew how to hide it, the guy pulled the exact same plan that Tony was trying to do (when New York had its boss wars) and managed to be the biggest winner at the end of the show despite not being the boss.
He probably ordered the hit on Tony at the end of the series just to absorb the DiMeo family into New York with Paulie as his puppet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4G-BFSI6kU
this scene has to be my favourite in the entire series, really hits hard and gandolfini really killed it
I really, really dig the show. I didn't think I'd appreciate it at first, but it got me right in the feels at every turn.
>tfw watched Band of Brothers for the first time a few months ago
>tfw just finished my third viewing of the Sopranos and realized that Wild Bill is the guy who whacks Phil
This shit blew my fucking mind
>it's a Phil Leotardo scene on youtube with everyone in the comments telling him to go get his fucking shinebox
>>65122535
oooh. oh shit
>>65117235
You must go to an intelligent school, my professor's favorite show is Game of Thrones.
>Have you read the books?
>No.
>Oh ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUNFEUAttJ8
I still wish we had a lesbian arc with these two instead of that fat fuck Vito
>>65120867
"Look. This is the pig I've been fucking."
The wife says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck."
The husband says, "I wasn't talking to you."
>>65123103
funny how the whole gay storyline was vitos actors idea
I love this show so fucking much man. It's by far the GOAT.
Anyone else feel like Big Pussy should have been on the show longer?
>>65122472
wouldn't appearing dumb and incompetent also risk getting yourself killed though?
>>65117111
IM NOT LIVING IN THAT NOYSING HOME
>>65123307
i always hated that holier than thou cunt
>>65123564
yeah but that could be said of nearly every character such as feech, richie etc
also pussy's fbi officer skip was a shit actor
>>65123703
>also pussy's fbi officer skip was a shit actor
Can't argue with that, I hated his stupid lisp and was glad they didn't bring him back (not to mention the other FBI agents were actually decent actors).
Also just throwing another one out there but Jackie Aprile Sr. really deserved more time on the show than the 15 minutes he got, he seemed like a real boss and should have lasted for the duration of season 1 in my opinion.
Funny how Jackie Sr. and Richie's actors both auditioned for the role of Tony and ended up dying as Apriles.
>>65123891
I'm really glad we got Gandolfini instead. He plays a good immature hothead.
>>65123891
Richie Aprile was such a great character. I still picture his reaction in The Jacket. That was some seriously great writing. The Sopranos had a penchant for taking some so banal, and making great television.
Word to the wise, remember Pearl Harbour
Butchie scares the fuck out of me for some reason, he reminds me a lot of Richie and probably murdered a shitload of guys in his time.
He even intimidates Tony who's a foot taller than him.
>>65121796
>Rome
>Southern Italy
Burger education.
>>65123578
It did, and that's when he wisely pulled out of the war with Johnny Sack.
>>65122092
This is my head canon.
>>65117617
Except the Gary Cooper thing is a pretty strong recurring theme in the show.
>>65115910
THE STRONG, SILENT TYPE, HE DID WHA HE HAD TO DO
>>65123323
Bitch looks like Maria Conchita Alonso
YOU GO ABOUT IN PITY FOR YOURSELF
MY
PIZZA
NEVER
HURT
NOBODY
>>65123564
When my time comes, tell me, will I stand up?
>>65123564
He was in every other episode you nigger.
tfw everyone from this scene is either dead or out of action at the end of the series besides Patsy
>The SopM9anos
Why did they name it this?
>>65124406
Rome is southern italy you stupid fuck.
>>65120557
>tfw you will never care for MS Jamie-Lynn and live off her millions
How fast did Furio get capped in Italy?
>>65121161
>How was Florida?
>Hot and sticky, like my balls
>>65121710
>as a huge fag
>>65121919
Yeah she died from being fat and Johnnycakes killed himself
Kinda ironic
>>65125808
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Italy
>>65122159
TONY EGG
>yfw Johnny Sack's skinny daughter is Cancerwife on Fargo
>italian family
>Played by jewish greeks
>>65125679
best shot of Satriale's coming through
