>movie set in the middle ages
>the sky is gray, the air seems poluted and the grass is brown
I'm sick and tired of this
>monster/robot/whatever can basically kill anyone by punching them
>grabs protagonist
>throws them to saftey
>medieval movie
>character gets on a cart
>wheels are just big wooden disks with no spokes
>>65109977
triggered as fuck
>medieval ages
>everyone is dressed in brown and grey
>silent post-apocalyptic space opera
>flickers back and forth between live action and animated every 5 frames
>it's a comedy
really? again?
>>65110172
what movie?
>>65109432
>the sky is gray, the air seems poluted and the grass is brown
That's just Bongland, baby.
>>65109977
Unsurprisingly, Terminator turned to shit at the exact time this started happening. T1/T2 terminators killed you the second they got hold of you.
>>65110421
It happens whenever the movie takes place in England, France, Italy or Spain, only that it's the european middle ages
Even then, it's not that the skies are cloudy or there is some mist in the air, the movies portray the landscape as dark and gloomy, also the grass not being green is inexcusable
bullshit
>>65110532
its new zealand or iceland you retard
>>65110532
KoH is especially guilty of that
>>65110595
>Keswick, Cumbria, England, United Kingdom, Europe
Kill yourself
>>65110595
>>65109977
Complete tension killer in a film
>>65110620
what a horrid movie
was there ever a good film about the crusades?
>>65109432
But in times before electricity everything sucked lmao that's why it's cloudy lmao the dark ages lmao
>>65110620
>winter
do you just pretending to be retarded
>>65110620
to be fair the scenes in europe are set in the winter
>movie set in the middle ages
>it's in colour
Everybody knows that color wasn't invented until 1930!
>>65110703
no fuck you
UK during winter is greener than that, not to mention the poluted air still being there
>>65109432
>the prototype is more powerful and less vulnerable than the finished model
>Its locked away doing nothing in a high security lab because a pilot or user died using it
>>65110595
That's the fucking Lake District you cunt. England is more than London or Birmingham. Most of the country outside the cities is gorgeous.
>>65109432
You mean everyone is burning wood for heating and cooking, and no one cares about watering their lawn?
>>65110017
Big wooden disks are much easier to make than wheels with spokes.
You need someone who knows their shit and has tools to make a wheel with spokes.
>>65110737
Good thing that portion ain't in Britain
>>65110703
m8 here's a view from my window from like a month ago
Notice how fucking bright it is outside
>villain doesn't just shoot however has fucked with him
>>65110770
Yes clearly less colourful and more dreary than today, what with our urban jungles and post-industrial revolution level pollution.
>>65110811
Then the polluted air cannot even be passed as the misty weather of britain.
Doesn't matter, even spain, the most dry country of Europe, is green during winter
>>65110770
What, so a couple of million people at most, burning wood cut from forests which cover two thirds of the countryside. In what world is this comparable to 60 million people burning North Sea gas, Saudi oil and Chinese coal, and where forests cover practically none of the country outside of a few isolated examples?
>>65110813
>it's bright outside when the sun is shining
What else is new?
>>65110813
what a fucking shit view
fucking euros and your shitty buildings
>>65110660
They didn't have photoshop and color filters in the middle ages, genius
>>65110770
>no one cares about watering their lawn
>the lands needs to be watered by humans to have green grass
tell me you are pretending to be retarded, for once I'll find it better than you actually being this retarded
>>65110770
>watering their lawn
oh you burgers and your love of desert dwelling
>>65110877
That's a student apartment
Post yours my friend
>>65110867
So why isn't the sun shining in the screenshot I posted ?
>>65110682
>KoH
>horrid
you're not on reddit anymore, pal
>>65110813
You live in the middle ages m8?
>>65110428
Didn't the Terminator in the first one throw that boyfriend around the entire apartment?
>>65110813
Newcastle?
>>65110078
>Roman times
>everyone's wearing white robes
>except the non-romans, who only wear fur
>movie set in middle ages
>cooch doesn't smell like dead rat feces.
I like it when Lindybeige does videos on movies set in medieval times/places.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtoBFXSvD6Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp5721jWjg8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYTeqYW5zvU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ds054OF7hY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0zYZhJXELQ (four or five part series)
>>65110890
green
>>65111016
>implying people smelled like shit
>implying commoners didn't go to clean themselves at rivers
>implying they never washed their clothes at said rivers
>>65110993
Bordeaux
>>65110974
Posting from my stone tablet
>>65111024
Google maps didn't exist either. You retarded or something?
>>65109432
But haven't you heard?
In the middle ages people weren't as intelligent as we are today, they used to rub poop on their faces and there was no sun.
Also, everyone thought the world was flat!
>>65111016
>invading norsemen are portrayed as dirty barbarians
>>65111116
They were, though. Pagan filth.
>>65111108
When was the sun discovered?
>movie or tv show in historical setting
>mention famous person
>say how they're never going to accomplish anything/ "it will never catch on" so the audience can giggle and feel proud they know who Picasso is
>>65111074
>"england is gray and gloomy"
>"no it isn't, look at the pictures of the landscape"
>"It's photoshop"
>"then look at the satellite images"
>the topic changes to "england isn't green" to "England wasn't green during the middle ages
but can you admit that england weather isn't the excuse for landscapes looking polluted and gray
>>65111064
Yeah, too many people believe that because we have some records saying that people didn't bathe regularly they didn't wash at all. Niggas washed all the time, they just didn't go through the trouble of doing the whole bath thing. You took a pitcher of water and washed with a cloth.
It's even worse when people read a piece that says that the person had their christmas-bath or something, and then they infer from that that they never had non-christmas baths, when all it really means is that it's an extra-thorough one with plenty of hot water etc.
>>65111108
Yesterday there were some people on /a/ saying that medieval people didn't understand how to fight, and just ineffectually waved their weapons around until someone died. Because they were stupid or something.
>>65111108
>>65111190
>there are people who unironically believe this
>>65111169
No, English people are. The English countryside is the ugliest landscape on earth precisely because English people are the ugliest on earth.
>>65111143
It was discovered in the 20th century by Nick Tesla, proud american inventor of the sun, electricity and the internet
>>65111131
Nigga they're the only guys during that period who had a day of the week named "washing-day", and they were known for being faggy and combing/styling their beards and braiding their hair etc. etc.
Norsemen were faggy as fuck compared to the people they raped and pillaged.
>>65110744
That's actually realistic though. Ever heard of capitalism?
>mass produced models are all shit
>could have been so much better if they put the effort into it that they did with the original
>>65111212
>tumblr memes
pls leave
>>65111285
don't talk shit about my waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tFOJFyTl1U
>>65111164
>implying this happened anywhere except Titanic
Any other case I can think of is about things where people actually did think it wasn't going to catch on, like electrical gadgets, cars and women voting.
>>65110798
Wheelwrights existed, senpai
>>65111196
To be fair, there were probably lots of shittily trained "militias" and villagers that did that.
Who then got rekt by the attackers.
>>65111322
god damn, I'm trying to become less weeabo by staying away from /a/
>>65111370
I don't get the fourth pannel
Is he implying a great part of english nobility wasn't french ?
>>65111217
Emily Blunt, Christian Bale, Natalie Dormer and Nicholas Hoult would disagree with you
>>65111447
Nah, it's just general poking fun at our perceptions of medieval times
>>65110397
Star wars, obviously
>>65111196
/a/ also believes little girls can transform into fighter aircraft, tanks and other kind of military vehicle you can think of. They are not to be trusted.
>>65111521
>silent
>animated
>comedy
>>65111196
>>65111543
/a/ is neutral evil, they were most probably trolling for the sake of it. Just like when they go "your favorite anime is shit" or "your waifu is a slut" for no reason
>>65111447
No, it's poking fun at them speaking olde timy english, while both being French, while one guy is called English.
>mfw a historical court story actually shows that the court-people have a different language than the peasants
>movie set in pre-19th century Ireland
>nobody is dressed like an idiot
>everyone is speaking English
I love Barry Lyndon but they really dropped the ball with that aspect of it. The novel had a couple of lines that implied that the Irish characters were speaking Irish and it was being translated for the reader's benefit but in the movie he might as well be English
>It's set in London
>Every road is cobbled
>>65111623
Nah, it's just that anime fans in general are retarded.
>>65111645
>it's set in historical London
>the Thames isn't a seething cesspool
>>65111658
I rather give the benefit of the doubt
>>65110595
>Cumbria is now in Iceland
>>65111628
then go make a better movie, faggot.
>>65111675
>It's set in London
>Every building is somehow next to the Houses of Parliament
>>65111475
All hideous.
>>65111745
that's the lamest counterargument
>show takes place in the 80s
>characters aggressively misuse the word "literally" as if it were 2014
>>65109432
>the sky is gray, the air seems poluted and the grass is brown
because it's always set in England not because it's the middle ages
>>65112045
>not reading the thread before posting
Discrediting the past makes us feel better about ourselves.
In the middle ages everyone starved all the time, everyone died at 25, everyone lost their teeth before their 10th birthday, everyone was hunchbacked, it rained all the time, grass didn't exist and it there were just endless fields of mud, the only garments that existed were tattered grey tunics, everyone always had dirty faces, and everyone was suffering from a dozen different diseases.
>>65112116
>replying specifically to the OP and his first post
>better read 94 responses first
not gonna do it
>>65112160
I'm the OP, I already discussed what you just said, I'm not going to start the exact same argument again for you
not gonna do it
>>65112160
Jokes are less effective when they've already been BTFO throughout the thread
>>65110929
>So why isn't the sun shining in the screenshot I posted ?
weather
>>65112205
It's not an argument to say that England has ugly weather and scenery. It's just a fact.
>strong female lead suddenly gains power by closing her eyes
>beats an expert who trained for years
>>65112322
to be fair, the expert was severely wounded as well
>>65112338
>force heal
>>65111360
Maybe not every farmer had the money
>>65112363
wasn't there something about the dark side not being able to use force heal or it being a power restricted to some, similarly to how the force lightning is restricted to sith?
>>65110733
Please, it was the 1970s
>>65112408
Force heal can be used by both sides of teh fuc
>>65111600
where is the joke
>>65112432
even then, you can say he simply didn't learn the force heal power
>>65112408
Force heal isn't even canon any more
My understanding is that Lightning can only be used to harm, and is thus used solely by the dark jedi, while force heal could be used by said dark jedi if it suits them
>>65110733
Am I the only one that thinks of 1800s-1930s as black and white but before and after that I think of them in color? Because paintings from and of those times are always in color
>>65111279
Look at how much better Cuba is with newly produced cars
>>65109432
>movie is set in middle ages or fantasy realm
>chemtrails everywhere in the sky
>make old footage look far worse than it originally was in order to get people to by bluray
I have no words for this bullshit.
>>65109432
Well, two large parts of the medieval era were during periods of long term cold and shitty weather.
Also its a trope.
>>65112482
By cancelling force heal in the canon, you'd also remove vader's and plagueis' legacies.
Vader combined force heal along with his life support
>>65112542
>"the middle ages had atmospheric phenomena that turned the sky gray"
see >>65111212
>>65112527
It could be worse.
>>65112552
force heal is limited to the self restoring ability of the person
regardless, such thing is mentioned in additional material, or have you forgotten about the scale of canonical in the star wars material?
in any case, kaylo ren was severely injured when he fought the girl
>>65112520
Actually I should change that to late 1800s, I see the early 1800s in color cause B&W cameras weren't invented yet
>>65109432
>implying Bongland isn't ugly as shit
>>65111370
Are these jokes? None of this makes any sense.
>>65112614
Except until her magical powerup, he was clearly dominating her
>>65112661
indeed
he has more training and superior in combat
hence the magical power up as the reason why she won in the end
>>65110638
>>65110660
>>65110765
>>65111689
I said its as in it is filmed there. I did not say that, as in that picture is in iceland you retarded inbred bonglanders
>>65111530
And then is there a punchline?
>>65112602
god damn it
>>65112690
Thus >>65112322
>>65112692
too late, you took too much to awnser
>>65112692
What is this "it" you speak of my friend
>>65112735
then we would need to argue how much of kayloren wound mattered in the fight
had he not been injured, would the magical power up been nothing?
>>65112693
>>65111447
>>65112658
>all these people with little brains and no way to understand the funnah
>>65112787
>>65112765
She would still win because "plot"
>>65112826
it would have been much of a bigger bullshit
>>65110813
Lovely view.
>>65110703
>>65110813
The angle of the sun in both of those images are opposite of each other. Hence the crappy darkness of the one in the film where you only see the shadow side of everything and the brightness of the photo where you see all the sunny side of things.
>medieval film
>everyone is dirty, sick, lives in mud, black faces from the muck, everyone only lives til 30 and are constantly beaten by the guards
>>65112925
I don't see any sun in the first picture, but just look at this vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRBvYPA6OTc
Even the middle of the desert is dim and gloomy, like they forgot to turn up the brightness when they were filming
>>65111116
>we didnt rape and pillage all those villages those monks just fell on our axes and all the gold just walked into our boats
>dindu nuffen #norselifematters kill all germans
>>65113049
>>65112925
Even worse in this one, look how incredibly dark everything is despite it being a cloudless sky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxKObJDSEX0
>>65111279
>dude capitalism is bad lmao
>if capitalism is so good why dont i have a gf and a ferrari check mate jews #legalize
>movie set in california
>all the leaves are brown and the skies are gray
>>65113084
They were totally barbarians.
They just weren't dirty ones.
>>65110813
my view is way more wide and far but i would rather see 2 majestic buildings than 999999 wooden houses
im actually jelly. dont let these burgers living in fema camps tell you otherwise
>>65112433
DUDE CONTEMPORARY MANNERISM IN MEDIEVAL EUROPExD
>>65111196
It was a thread about how middle-ages people can't handle modern CQC. Stop lying.
>>65110660
>united kingdom
>there is no king
damn you europeans are fucking retarded
>>65113480
No, some were saying that people in the medieval ages didn't understand fighting, period.
>>65110813
>those shitty PS3-era graphics
jesus that's fucking trash
>>65113505
>there is no king
are you fucking retarded?
>>65113556
united queendom?
>>65113556
>the United Queendom
fucking pommie shits
>>65113480
>modern CQC
>against a guy trained with a shield and axe or spear
Unless you bring a gun into the equation, or the modern stuff includes training with shields and shit, I don't think it'll matter what training you have. Because you haven't trained to be good at fighting guys with a shield, whereas the shield guy has trained to fight people without ones.
>>65113579
>>65113598
>cucknet on window
kek
>>65111068
Bonjour Pierre
>>65111108
the assumption that everyone prior to 400-500 years ago believed/assumed the world was flat is completely false. they've known it was round for thousands of years. the myth that they didn't only emerged ~200yrs ago
>>65113854
The poster was obviously aware of that, since the whole goddamn post is ironic in nature.
>>65114075
I know. wasn't calling him out, jsut pointing out something that many people are not aware of
the 'everyone died at 20' assumption is also completely untrue, but most are not aware
>>65111600
This is quality
> movie in Midievel England
>The horses don't have British accents and say "oooooiii".
>>65113113
How about all that smoke?
>>65114455
>implying peasants had horses
They'd have french accents, you idiot. "ouiiiiiiii"
>>65110078
That's because all the peasants couldn't afford dyes.
>>65110813
cool place bro
>>65111777
Double trips confirm
>>65111777
Nice trubs
>directors are supposed to be omnipotent beings to control the weather so a shutin autist on a taiwanese beetle weaving forum doesn't throw a fit
Or would you prefer all movies to be shot inside a studio instead of on location?
>>65110744
>prototypes aren't more advanced
In what fucking world?
>>65110813
pretty!
>>65109432
They didn't call it the DARK ages for nothin bruh
>>65114561
but EVERYBODY dresses in brown. Only king is colorfull. All the nobles are in black and white or in other dark end edgy clothes. In reality colors and white was major thing. Only the poorest pesants would not wear color if they go out to the market or church. Fuck hollywood.
>>65115969
>Or would you prefer all movies to be shot inside a studio instead of on location?
They can do it all on computers now, ya know.
>>65116347
That's even worse
>>65110770
No one can actually be this retarded
>>65112602
No fucking way
>>65116347
Go home George
>>65110638
6 weeks a year though
>>65115969
They make medieval movies look that way because they think that's what the medieval world was like. Not because they don't somehow have a choice.
>>65112787
its called autism
>>65112433
>>65113317
read more history
>>65114561
Actually, certain dyes were common as hell. It was only certain dyes that were super fucking expensive, like Purple.
In fact, everybody was quite colorful, wearing clothes in prime colors like yellow and red and green and shit.
But that wouldn't look gritty enough for dummies, I guess.
>>65110982
The boyfriend wasn't sarah connor, nor did he possess relevant info, so he was not a prime target.
>>65116705
I've heard that that's the reason why purple is associated with roalty.
>>65111552
>"droid, please."
>not seing this is a comedy
>>65116876
Purple is associated with royalty a bit because it was expensive, but mostly because queen elizabeth made it so that only the royal family were allowed to wear purple. If she hadn't done that then the association would have been with richfags and not exclusively with royalty.
>>65116705
Actually, a lot of medieval Europe enacted statuary laws saying that peasants could not wear clothing or colors that were above their station.
>>65109432
>booo it isn't a real horse!!!! boooo hisssss!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY5YMshpCcw
It is likE you expect reality when you are entertained. How about all you faggots ITT GO OUTISDE.
>>65109432
I always thought this was to show a smokey atmosphere as everybody lit fires in their homes and outside to keep warm and cook food.
