I used to sympathize with Amy Schumer but this shit infuriates me to no end.
The bitch's whole stand-up shtick is centered around displaying "easy" and "catty" she is and then makes a movie with the same premise.
THEN some reporter sends out a tweet playing off THE SAME "I AM A SLUT" LINE SHE BUILT HER WHOLE CAREER ON and he is demonized by the online "news" about how he is a disgusting sexist.
Fuck that bitch. What even happened to comedy? It is now all a bunch of PC bullshit.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/amy-schumer-turns-sexist-tweet-teachable-moment_us_569d2a33e4b0ce4964255bac
http://www.mtv.com/news/2729843/amy-schumer-sexist-twitter-joke/
http://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/jan/19/amy-schumer-twitter-teen-jackson-film-critic-for-sexist-tweet
He drew first blood.
I am on Amy's side on this one.
A teenage boy said something cringeworthy that will haunt him for the rest of his life? No way.
Why did it have to imply that she's a whore? It's normal for a woman to have spent the night with at least one guy. No where is mentioned how many guys that ever was.
If he had stuck by his joke, I'd praise this kid as based. But he pussed out of it. He's no Armond White.
>>65104708
He could have claimed a based victory, instead he back-pedaled and was schumer'd into submission like a fucking little twink bitch.
No sympathy here.
A better question, why is this 15 year old even there interviewing people?
>liking amy schumer
>giving her publicity in any way, shape, or form
she was still in the wrong tho desu senpai
that guy is a misogynist shitlord
>>65104708
Why can't fat women be nice?
Seriously, the fat men that go out into the open are usually bros. But fat women are cunts. Why is that?
>In turn, Schumer tweeted, “that's really okay honey. I just remember thinking you and your dad were sweet and it was a bummer to read that.”
>>65104796
It is always the fat girls with small tits too. They feel cheated by god.
>>65104796
What the fuck are you on about? Fat women are pretty much the same as normal ones in terms of how they act publicly. Just because a famous one acted like a bitch doesn't mean you can generalize the rest.
>>65104796
because women's whole worth in life in biology is to be pretty and attractive so she will be protected and looked after by men
fat women have failed, they can never truly be happy, no matter how many cookies they munch or bad jokes they crack
greetings
>>65104829
So you're probably wondering how I got here...
>>65104808
for an obese stand up comedian she sure can't handle any bants
>>65104815
Well, being fat with small tits is like being a balding manlet. But at least most balding manlets have the manners to shitpost on 4chan and don't leave their basement.
>>65104796
this
>two best friends are fa/tg/uys
>all fat women I've ever met are cunts
what's the deal
>>65104822
>t. Landwhale
>>65104708
I met Amy Schumer in a bar when I was on holiday in america, she patted me on the shoulder while laughing at one of her own jokes
I asked her not to touch me because she is disgusting.
she started making oooo noises and sarcastic hand movements and walked away
>>65104846
>any woman
>handling the bants
never going to happen
>>65104845
Whoa-ho-ho, there. Let's slow it down a little. That unfunny obese comedian right there? Yep. That's me. Failing to pick up ANOTHER man. You don't know me but I get like this a lot, now. But it never used to be this way... So let's rewind a little.
WATCH THIS GUYS MOVIE REVIEWS, ITS A 13 YEAR OLD TRYING TO ACT LIKE LEONARD MALTIN, MASSIVE DORK, MASSIVE VIRGIN TILL 50 AT LEAST, AMY IS TRYING TO ROUGHEN HIM UP, TURN HIM INTO A REAL MAN AND HELP HIM GET LAID
>>65104829
This is what an average eastern european looks like, I dont get it
>>65104708
>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/amy-schumer-turns-sexist-tweet-teachable-moment_us_569d2a33e4b0ce4964255bac
>Schumer often jokes about her sex life in her stand-up set, and while it's one thing to be known for a somewhat self-deprecating shtick about bedroom antics, it's entirely different when someone else tries to make the same joke. That's called slut-shaming.
>this makes sense to some people
>>65104910
>t. landwhale
Eastern European women are almost never fat, especially ones under 40
>>65104708
>Cause I'm a whore?
I'm only going off of the information you provided to me yourself.
Amy Schumer isn't funny.
>>65104910
>thinking eastern Europe has food
>>65104932
>I've never been to Hungary.
>>65104956
There is a reason its called Hungary
Its the noise they make
>>65104898
by shattering what little confidence he has through public humiliation?
>>65104896
So shes pregnant right?
>>65104749
Yeah from the open wound that is her comedy. He made the same joke that she does but got attacked for it.
>>65104896
>RECORD SCRATCH
You're probably wondering how an unattractive comedian that doesn't know how to tell an original joke got hired to make a romantic comedy...
Let's just say... It was a pretty crazy day...
>>65104985
You dont get a tough skin from people treating you like a special delicate snowflake your whole life, Anon
BASED Ramzpaul sums it up pretty well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNYT5wLBOMQ
>>65104956
Hungarian women are 10x hotter than Americans
>>65105042
better than the Young Turds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQD7kxrV2p4
Everyone is seeing this whole thing wrong.
Her first tweet was an entirely sarcastic "in character" joke. I've heard her do this in interviews on TV and radio for years now. Her stock shtick in response to someone joking with her, is to be ironically offended for a moment, and then flip it around, so everyone knows she's just ONE OF THE GUYS XD.
Except in writing, sarcasm does not come across and now she looks like a cunt. And lots of people on twitter are telling her so. And the fucking dumb kid apologises in the most cringeworthy grovelling way, and she wasn't even upset about it.
So she has a choice. Either admit that you were only joking, and this is the crucial part, admit that you "acting offended" is just an ironic character, and that the idea of someone being offended is actually funny and not serious. Which obviously goes against her now-millions-strong SJW fanbase.
Or, she can try to play it cool, tell the kid he was cool and act like it wasn't such a big deal, use soft language to soften the blow and hope it goes away.
"that's okay honey. I remember you were sweet. it was just a bummer to read that"
WHICH MAKES IT EVEN WORSE. SHE IS AN UNSCRUPULOUS SPINELESS JEW WHORE CUNT WHO IS ONLY IN COMEDY FOR THE MONEY AND ATTENTION, WHO WOULD THROW A 17 YEAR OLD BOY UNDER THE BUS TO PROTECT HER REPUTATION. AND SHE COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT.
>>65105055
I watched that video earlier. I almost had an aneurysm.
>>65104796
not a whiteknight, but fat women are pretty much the same as the thin ones, it's just that you have much much more tolerance for thin women's bullshit.
>Adriana Lima claims that any man below 6'7" is called "friend"
>everyone claps because she's a supermodel
>A fattie claims something as ridiculous
>Let's crucify her
Same thing with women and rich, handsome men. They can do whatever the fuck they want and women will rationalize it because they tolerate more bullshit from rich chads.
>>65104749
kill yourself
>>65105053
I'm Hungarian, every woman over thirty is fat and balding
"Hottest girl in school" was a fat bulgarian midget and everyone wanted to fuck her
>>65105055
>ultimately it was just stupid bro humor
>his dick wrote that joke
They seriously have no idea how gay Lights Camera Jackson is, huh? They really didn't do any research at all?Did they even watch one of his christmas singing videos?
>>65104708
yfw when this is just her way to stay relevant in the new year
>>65104708
Why is Amy Schumer sound so angry about a joke? She goes up on stage talking about how much of a slut she is etc
>>65104708
Lol.Maybe she made a mistake.Why do you care?
>>65105055
>the ratio of dislikes to likes
based
>lights camera jackson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_l5IQtxIkg
>>65105163
>inception is confusing
good god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctuzO42AGiQ
Must see, based Rogan Watch posted a new video on this. She's a literal whore.
>>65105163
>reading off a teleprompter this much
>>65105203
I think he did alright for an 11-12 year old kid
>>65105199
Amy Schumer looks healthy in the pictures during that video. What happened?
>>65104708Hi Jackson. Say hi to your dad.
>>65105163
better than NC and a lot of other youtube "movie reviewers"
>>65104995
>>65105090
>betanoids asshurt that Amy Schumaer destroyed one of their own
liberal media outlets coming to the defense of a degenerate whore because someone said mean things on twitter?
well I NEVER!
I think it's a matter of congruence. She probably wouldn't have a problem if it was Jeff Ross saying it (despite it not being a great joke), but it was coming from a supposedly nice young boy she took a photo with.
>>65104708
This is the answer.
If a woman brags about her slutiness its empowering.
If a man comments/jokes about that womans slutiness it's sexist.
>>65104708
>>65105331
what the fuck is this?
>>65105121
>a girl at work made a joke at her own expense about how she is over-weight, so I thought it was ok to call her fat to her face, then.
You have never had a girlfriend, have you?
>>65105366
I knew I recognized him from somewhere.
There are currently 5 Amy Schumer threads in the catalog
>neo-/tv/
>>65105331
WELL I NEVER!!!
>>65105362
Self-deprecation is better than insulting others though.
Then again, it's weird to get upset if someone calls you a whore when you actually present yourself as a whore.
>>65105379
remember the 'five guys' bitch? this is her
I just can't feel sorry for him. He is such a scrawny nerd
>>65105366
Buc-ee's is GOD tier. literally a mecca for anyone in Tx
>>65105380
I haven't had an AMERICAN girlfriend if that's what you're asking.
>>65105471
So you can call women fat sluts in Canada or something?
>>65105380
Did the girl at work became famous for being fat, did she Have her own TV show where she jokes about it all the time?
>>65104872
Sounds like she was projecting her insecurities on you, bro.
It's like Rodney Dangerfield getting mad at someone for saying he gets no respect. Fuck that cunt and her fat face
>>65105499
>Its ok to insult someone in public when they are a celebrity
You are not too bright, are you.
>>65105538
>you can't insult women
Fuck off momma's boy
>>65105489
Only if they have a sense of humor. Lots of bad apples but there are some good apples on the tree still.
chub and tuck
>>65105559
I didnt say anything about gender, chief.
Looks like you got some issues.
>>65104931
>Slut shaming...
I don't have a face to even describe my feelings toward that term... I mean, if you can't shame a slut what is fair to mock?!
>You can't shame your adversary , that's loser-shaming...
I used to defend her as well. Then I saw her being retarded on the Joe Rogan Podcast, and now this. It was a harmless joke that he wouldn't have said if her material wasn't based around it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmzLlgRwZEE
>if I am slutty, overweight, and self-aware, then no one can touch me
>>65104708
Hi my name is stupid ass face smelly armpits , nice to meet you folks.
>Hey look everybody is stupid ass face smelly armpits
...Oh I see just because I have a stupid ass face and smelly armpits you feel like you have the right to say it #sayhitoyourdad
>>65105636
Amy Schumer is the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.
>>65105599
It's honestly just the fact that they are women and feel untouchable. Mock them for anything and it's because you're a sexist biggot. Things like this really make me feel for short bros though.
>women goes out and fucks 20-30 dudes in a month
>YOU CAN'T CALL ME A SLUT
>guy was born under 5'10 and literally cannot change that
>HAHAHAHA WOW HALF A MAN
>>65105755
>HAHAHAHA WOW HALF A MAN
How much of a shitty person do you have to be to say something like that?
>>65105755
>>65105084
Yeah I get it when other men banter short guys calling the manlets and so on, it's actually quite fun , danny devito and kevin hart make thousands of dollars of it. But when a girl try to humiliate a short guy it just seems plain mean and hateful, and even then nobody gets butthurt , but let a manlet (or anybody) call one of them slut and that guy is fucked.
ITT Asshurt betas
Go cry like a bitch somewhere else, fagot
>>65105861
What are the best way to aggitate the modern American women?
>>65105861
>But when a girl try to humiliate a short guy it just seems plain mean and hateful
Get over your veiled misogyny.
People on /tv/ attack everyone for every little thing, especially women, if you are crying you are a manlet hurt by women making fun of you, you are hypocritical and need to stop acting like a sensitive baby.
>>65105821
I've seen women say plenty of things like that. Not to mention there are plenty who do online dating with the specific message in their profile "Do not message me if you are shorter than ___"
>>65105861
The main difference is when it's playful banter, and just hateful speech meant to put someone down. Especially when women ridicule a short guy for ever thinking he had a chance with them
>>65105895
Slut shaming, bringing up weight, or just mentioning they have small tits. ALL women secretly want to be a big tittied goddess
>>65105965
can you point where is the crying in my statement? nice strawman . It's a fact that men and women can't banter the same way , the main difference being women will always be so much more sensitive than men, the day manlets of the world unite to make a movement called manletism, or the day they start pointing out each time they are shamed by women you make a screen capture and I'll glady pay you for a frame so you can hang it in your mom's basement.
>richard pryor makes jokes about drug abuse and doing crazy shit while high
>fan makes joke about pryor being high
>pryor becomes upset and calls out fan for addict shaming
>liberal media sides with pryor and creates hugbox videos explaining why it was wrong for someone that's not addict to make a joke about an addict that spent a career making jokes about being an addict
sounds silly, doesn't it? now let's reverse gender and say, george clooney was schumer. if a fan said, "not the first woman to write that", after saying she spent the night with him, how would the media respond?
>>65105053
So you're into gypsies? Cool.
>>65104749
I agree
>>65105380
Is the workplace a comedy club?
>>65105380
...Amy Schumer isn't the kid's girlfriend, dumb dumb.
>>65106241
Nobody uses "gypsy"as a negative racial slur apart from hungarians with google translate
It's gyp or romanii
>>65105055
mfw
>>65106310
Romanii lol good thing the never played Zelda
>>65104796
Fat guys can be just as bad, if not worse. Drama queens with not a lick of willpower.
>>65106310
I use "gypsy" as a slur all the time. Clearly you aren't a native English speaker.
>>65105104
psst... hé, haver. just dropped by to say you're doing Árpád's work, we don't want the hands of these filthy gyaur foreigners on our """""""fat and balding""""""" women.
>>65105276
Better than NC now you mean. Classic NC was leagues ahead of this pipsqueak.
>>65106310
>say gyp
I'm not a chav.
>>65105113
ultimate cringe is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMozRIlZkoY
>>65106439
>there are people on /tv/ RIGHT NOW that unironically like any of douge walker's work
link to something you think is his best work.
>>65106460
Then say tinker
>>65106419
Vissza mennyé
>>65106310
Every single word decribing gypsies is a negative slur. There's no other way to describe them.
He should've doubled down, the media never go after people who don't apologise.
SO BRAVE
>>65106506
I'll stick with gypsy, thanks.
>>65104945
Lol'd.
But we do, for the most part.
someone post skinny schumer already ffs
>muh dik demands it
>>65106685
>It’s not the first time Jackson has tried his hand at unfortunately aimed celebrity comedy. According to Vulture, the critic once tweeted a picture of himself with 12 Years a Slave star Chiwetel Ejiofor with the line: “Happy birthday to my man Chiwetel Ejiofor. Don’t be a slave to your diet – have some cake!”
Is this kid the new Armond???
I'm just glad Amy found a good boyfriend, showing people that she is not superficial
When she says "Say hi to your dad for me" I thought she was joking and implying she fucked his dad. That's how much of a slut she has painted herself to be in my mind.
>>65106910
>#Stopgunviolence
What the fuck has Schumer done to stop gun violence?
>>65107108
probably made a tweet about it inbetween all the slut jokes she makes about herself
>you don't need to hold me at gunpoint to get me to suck you off
>>65107108
Ate half the guns in New york
>>65104708
>I get that . Cause I m whore? Say hi to your dad
I just don't understand this massage. Is she insulting him by saying hi to his dad?
Well.
Hi to your dad then.
>>65106506
>keserű szűz detektálva
>>65107493
"How dare you imply i'm a whore!? [Makes whore joke]"
Schumer is truly a comedy genius.
>>65106512
Kids can be pressured into backing down - where the term peer pressure goes into overdrive. In this particular case, everyone is hoping he commits suicide.
I don't get it.
Isn't being a whore what her entire "comedy" act is about? Or that crappy movie that she herself described as autobiographical or some shit like that?
Why get upset?
Why the fuck did he apologize?
It wasn't a very good joke but fuck her.
>>65108525
Because playing the victim on social media is praised in todays society.
LightsCameraJackson needs to dissappear from hollywood and so does amy. Unfortunately Jackson's dad is a hollywood exec
No popular comedian thinks Amy is funny, she just reinforces the notion that women can only be funny talking about sex
>I'M A WHORE! I'M A WHORE! LOOK AT ME I'M SUCH A WHORE LOL! MUH VAGINA! ONE NIGHT STANDS AM I RIGHT! LAUGH AT ME BECAUSE I'M A WHORE
>lol she's a whore
>OMG HOW DARE YOU YOU RAPE ENABLING RAPIST INBRED SKINNY PIECE OF SHIT! I'LL FUCK YOU UP M8! HOPE YOU'RE MOM KNOWS THAT YOU'RE A RAPIST! THE WORLD SHOULD FUCKING KNOW WHAT A RAPIST CREEP YOU ARE! SOMEONE CALL NSMBC! SIGNAL BOOST! KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT!!!!
>>65105055
>Literally say that rape and misogyny in the Muslim world are overblown and accuse the victims in Cologne of being racist and uppity
>Get triggered by some gay kid making the same joke Amy herself made over 9000 times and tote it as proof of rape culture
How much cognitive dissonance does it take to work there?
>>65107493
>>65107534
She posted a follow up clarifying that it wasn't a comeback. The kid is seventeen, so he literally had to be watched over by his dad when he met Schumer. She claims that she thought they were nice and was bummed that he was now 'being sexist'.
>>65109320
>legitimately upset that after her entire comedy career has been calling herself a slut people see her as a slut
>>65109320
>'being sexist'
Funny because the only "jokes" she makes is how she wants to have sex with a lot of guys.
>>65104758
Her jokes about casual sex are all about 1 individual man? Nice try, dildo.
>>65107461
lol'd
>>65104708
LOOK AT ALL THIS CLICKBAIT
jesus christ, i wish i could report this 3 times
