I love star trek.
"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."
She's so pretty.
Is it just me or have Star Trek threads gotten a LOT better in the past 6-7 months?
>>65096377
>77
Star Wars was released in 1977
>>65097716
I just watched TOS and TNG in the last month so I have no idea what Star Trek threads were before that point
It's a courageous barkeep helps hoo-mans escape from slavery episode.
WHERE ARE YOU
>I love star trek.
Do you love all Star Treks equally?
Are there any Star Treks that you love less than the other Star Treks?
If so, VOTE!
http://strawpoll.me/6572205
>>65097739
World War II was released in 1939
>>65097716
I hope this is sarcasm considering the only posts before yours were memes and waifus
Engage
>>65097716
theyve gotten godawul since the tfa bump. a couple have been decent but most are full of reddit tier memeing.
>>65097851
fuck you and your shitty polls.this is the only poll worth a damn
http://strawpoll.me/6572268
>>65096377
why did picard toss it aside so carelessly
>>65098016
The only poll worth a damn is T'poll?
Post another pole worth a damn.
You can't.
This is the only pole that's worth a damn.
>Star Trek leaving Amazon Prime in a month
This ship shows up and slaps your girlfriends nacelles, wat do?
Has anyone wondered what this episode must've been like for the regular universe's crew, receiving the mirror away team?
>>65098205
Fortunately for me, Nemesis isn't canon.
>>65098072
>baiting this hard
>>65098228
Neither is JJTrek.
>You are still fat k'mpec
Ouch
>>65098251
What else do you expect from Amerilard Trek threads?
>>65098266
JJ and Enterprise are the only canon.
I'm glad I destroyed all my teenage Star Trek fan fiction. Shit was cringy.
>Its a wondering if we're finally cancelled episode.
>>65098321
hey its the english faggot who shat all over that thread a couple days ago by trolling bout how only britbongs dont shit up threads
>>65096377
Who doesn't
>>65098332
Source, or fuck off. Paramount wasn't as stupid as Disney.
>>65098205
sacrifice data to teach him a lesson
>>65097716
Friendly reminder that Paramount and Warner Bros purposely took what they liked from the Babylon 5 script and put it in the DS9 script. Making DS9 nothing more than B5 in a Star Trek universe setting.
>It's an Inception episode
>>65097841
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!
>>65098429
Jokes on you, DS9 was in development years before B5, and it's significantly better.
>>65098476
>>65098418
That's how time travel works in Star Trek.
Source: Every single pre-JJ episode or movie of Star Trek.
There's always only one single timeline (not to be confused with parallel universes, of which there are an infinite number), and the creation of any new timeline means the erasure of the old timeline.
>>65098434
Forgot pic
>>65098482
Keep telling yourself that, friendo
>>65098376
When you shit on a thread that is already pure excrement, nothing is changing
>Its a Nog gets his leg chopped off episode.
>>65098496
That shits so LOW RES even the thumbnail looks blurry.
>>65098522
That was just the creator bitching to spite Paramount for turning him down.
>>65098501
>Thinking this.
Nice source.
>>65096377
I also love Star Trek. Good talk, OP.
>>65098429
>Friendly reminder that Paramount and Warner Bros purposely took what they liked from the Babylon 5 script and put it in the DS9 script.
>Friendly reminder that [...] Warner Bros purposely took what they liked from the Babylon 5 script and put it in the DS9 script.
>Warner Bros [...] put it in the DS9 script.
Warner Bros. didn't work on DS9, kin.
Maybe you should stop posting this until you get a better understanding of what actually happened.
>Its an anon thinks NuTrek is the only cannon episode.
>>65096377
Captain Kirk once held a statue like this.
>Both hands
>It's a never trust your parents episode
Favorite episode of every series:
>TOS
Mirror Mirror
>TNG
The Big Goodbye, though I'm also partial to Phantasms
>DS9
Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges
>VOY
Living Witness
>ENT
I honestly can't think of one right now
>>65098627
We all can tell you're a lesbian
>>65098501
>There's always only one single timeline (not to be confused with parallel universes, of which there are an infinite number), and the creation of any new timeline means the erasure of the old timeline.
This doesn't say anything about what is and isn't canon though. You are looking at time from a human perspective instead of as a full range from the beginning to the end of the universe: we haven't seen much of what happens 'after' the end of Into Darkness; someone could go back in time again and stop the timeline from being disturbed. Ontologically speaking you can't make claims about which timeline is more 'real' than another unless you have the full picture, which we don't
Besides, there are plenty of weird time-travel paradoxes in Trek that don't fit with "there's always only one single timeline". How did Picard cause the anomaly that got his attention in All Good Things... ?
Was Neelix the Jar Jar of Star Trek?
>>65098546
hows that british dick in your mouth feeling anon
>>65098643
I HATE this Jew so fucking much right now.
>>65098769
the borg children were like mormon children. prove me wrong.
>>65097879
>79
Star Trek: The Motion Picture was released in 1979
>>65098821
He was a good friend.
>>65098808
Plus, Orci already said in an interview that the prime universe is still intact.
>>65098808
>How did Picard cause the anomaly that got his attention in All Good Things... ?
Q
Picard wouldn't have shot a tachyon beam into subspace 3 different times if Q hadn't made him jump around between 3 different time periods.
>>65098821
Nah that would be Wil Wheaton.
Always loved Counselor Troi even when I was younger and "wasn't old enough to like girls" I think it was the combination of her unique look and accent and her kind almost motherly personality. Actually now that I think about it I never knew her race. (Actress not character) She has a gorgeous look whatever she is.
>>65098869
Orci said that The Voyage Home was a parallel universe movie, not a time travel movie.
He said that TVH was about the crew traveling to a parallel universe where Earth was still stuck in the eighties.
Don't believe his lies.
>>65098853
I can't.
>>65098769
I saw him speak at a convention in Vegas and he sounded really desperate. He showed a trailer for this movie he made that looked extremely mediocre. He talked about how he hung out with all the child actors of the 90s who would go on to be acclaimed and successful in the 2000s, and that he was left out of it. Then he crashed the Voyager cast panel.
Dude was kind of a wreck.
>>65098927
Nationally she's a brit but her family background is Greek
Me too.
ITT: The patrician's choice
>>65098950
And now Icheb is starring in Star Trek: Renegades, along with:
>Adrienne "Khan's daughter" Wilkinson
>Tim "Tuvok" Russ
>Robert "EMH's creator" Picardo
>Nichelle "Uhura" Nichols
>Cirroc "Jake" Lofton
>Walter "Chekov" Koenig
>Hana "Molly O'Brien" Hatae
>Terry "Jadzia" Farrell
>Aron "Nog" Eisenberg
>Robert "Chakotay" Beltran
B R A V O
L
U
N
D
E
R
>>65098950
That sounds kinda sad.
>Its a Lore is based as fuck episode.
>>65099024
Star Trek fan films are so cringeworthy.
>>65099024
I wonder how good or bad that would be. I mean effects and set quality wise. Also how don't they get sued by Viacom which owns the rights to Star Trek ?
>>65099056
Axanar was our only hope.
>>65099024
I...Is that the new series......
>>65098856
Carrie Fisher was released in 1956
>>65099005
No.
It isn't.
In spite of that long thread you or a buddy of yours made recently. The verdict has been in, and remains unchanged for approaching four decades: this is one of the worst entries in the film series.
>Its a Data grows a beard episode.
>>65099119
Yes.
It actually
is.
Your opinion
is colored
by memes
of past
generations.
They don't
see the true
beauty and
grace of
Star Trek:
TMP, which
was the 2001:
A Space
Odyssey of
Star Trek.
>>65099089
>>65099112
Did you watch the first one?
Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjeX5drV9ms
Star Trek: Renegades: Episode One: The Biggest Disappointment Since My Son:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE2Wgop9VLM
>>65099037
Remember the time Data hooked up with the Borg Queen
>>65099119
It had the best music of the series, though.
>>65099024
I thought Robert Beltran hated Star Trek.
>>65099024
the fuck? i thought chakotay hated being associated with trek.
i also thought nog was a zombie by now.
>>65098821
Episodes that were about Neelix were great because the deal with his tragic backstory, his former life as a smooth talking rogue, or his relationships with other crew members. He's only annoying when he's in the background going "Look at this weird shit I cooked up from some random junk that was laying around! You're going to love it!!!!" Then everyone tries his weird dish and hates it.
>>65099116
>REEEEEEEEEEE GET THIS SW SHIT OUT MUH PURE ST THREAD!
>>65099116
>16
Star Trek Beyond is released in 2016
>Its a incoming box office bomb episode.
>>65099177
>>65099196
>i also thought nog
>nog
Is that how fans refer to the ds9 captain now?
>>65099196
>>65099237
is that idriss elba behind him? i was really hoping hed be a klingon
>>65099257
Topkek
>>65098821
Surprisingly no. From the middle to end he was used just the right amount and given a fairly useful role.
>>65099005
Objectively correct
>>65099251
but i hate deep shit 9
>Its a Geordi gets friend zoned episode.
>>65099326
>goes from playing a subordinate black worker on Roots to a subordinate black worker on Star Trek
POTTERY
>>65099326
Are we going to reach a point where Trek threads are just a neverending series of
>it's a [x] episode
>reminder that [x] [y]
maymays?
>>65099288
Don't be silly anon, Idris as a Klingon would've been great. Instead we get generic lizard monster #12.
>>65099326
Man.. How badass would it have been if Geordie had a muhfuggin jeri curl?
>>65099037
The TNG movies loved Data so much I can't believe they never made one with Data as the main character with Lore as the villain.
>>65099375
What would you prefer, fagtron? substantive discussion?
>>65099375
This is why I always retire my memes after I've spammed them for a week or two.
Memes should always be kept fresh.
>>65098853
They did a little too much LDS
>>65099375
Its the only way to keep the thread from dying.
>>65099324
Those gifs. get me every time.
>>65099408
Replace the entire B bullshit in Nemesis with a Lore arc and it would've been a way better movie.
>>65099400
Fascinating dubs
>>65099326
Toby a good boy tho. HE didn dun nuffin worng!
>>65099411
>le 'fag' meme
>le 4chan isn't for discussion meme
This is what happens when your entire picture of this site comes from /r/4chan
Has anyone here ever met anyone from the cast, how was it? I missed out on a chance to meet Levar Burton and Johnathan Frakes a few years ago at our local comic con, fuck my life.
Its not movie related but heres my 1/1400 trek ship collection. The Warbird is way outta scale though.
>>65099601
I met John De Lancie (Q) completely by accident; I was giving someone directions at an airport and I happened to point directly at him.
I also met the guy who played Quark last month. He was playing Scrooge in a Christmas Carol production and he and the whole cast stood outside and greeted everyone on the way out. He was a pretty damn good Scrooge, too.
>>65099601
I met Johnathan Frakes when he was working with my uncle on a small indie film project.
Really nice upbeat guy.
>>65099601
I met Dorn,De Boer and Ryan at the same convention like 15 years ago.
>>65099656
>no k'tinga
may as well toss it all into the dumpster
>>65099656
thats awesome, I still have old trek micromachines my brother gave to me when I was a kid. The detail on them is surprising.
>>65099656
Based Equinox.
>>65099656
>those retarded mecha on the shelf below
>that cringeworthy scratch marring the table
10/10 would be embarrassed on your behalf again
>>65099408
lore is more than a bit goofy in his evil
they'd have to give the character a bit of a rewrite to get a villain that wasn't cheese
not that this wouldnt work
also complaining that data is too important is like complaining spock is too important, its not like scotty, sulu, chekov, uhura, etc werent second fiddle in every film to kirk/spock/mccoy
>>65099799
I'm actual embarrassed for you feeling the need to type that.
>>65099710
>sombrero class battle cruiser
>>65099695
I had a chance to get a picture of Quark signed by him (Armin Shimerman) for like 50c at a yard sale last summer but I didn't get it. Really annoyed in hindsight, he's had some great roles like Andrew Ryan in Bioshock, Dr Nefarious in Ratchet & Clank, Principal Snyder in Buffy
Nice time quads
>>65098199
You could always download illegally like a non-cuckold.
>>65099876
Bet your moms fucking embarrassed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02Or-Hx3yqc
based Bones
>>65099923
>Its an anon sperging out like a child episode.
So /tv/ who's your favorite "trying to understand humanity character"?
>Spock
>Data
>Odo
>The Doctor (EMH)
>>65099975
>its an anon gets btfo episode
>>65100019
>Its an anon thinking hes won the aspie of the year episode.
>>65099877
whats wrong with sombreros cabron
>>65099799
>>65099923
>>65100019
Are you 12?
>>65100017
Spock has the intellect
Data has the awkwardness
Odo has the depth
The Doctor has the personality
>>65100017
All of them
Also Porthos
>>65100017
Seven's tits
>>65100094
mmmmmmmmmmm
How come Kim got to fuck so many girls on the show. this image doesn't even show all the woman he slept with.
>>65099005
This. Only plebs can't appreciate the beauty that is Star Trek: The Motion Picture.
>>65099119
hola reddit
What's the first Trek episode you remember seeing?
For me it was Phantasms. I was 4 or 5 and the scene where Data stabs Troy almost traumatized me.
>>65100108
Because Kim was a Mary Sue
>>65100071
18 and three quarters and 6'7". i will wreck you.
>>65100017
>>The Doctor (EMH)
He even got his own Holo family .
>>65100108
because hes most beautiful man. dont you see it?
>>65100129
For me it was Hide and Q.
I loved it when I was about 5. It was on the fifth VHS tape.
>>65100094
Would have given anything for her to have worn that silver outfit for the duration of her stay on Voyager. Fucking 90s prudes man.
>>65100152
Too bad he never got a doctorate from Starfleet Medical.
There's a reason his kind were sent straight to the dilithium mines the second the next version was released
What was it with Roddenberry and Matriarchy?
Star Trek series pitch, 1963: "Pet Shop"
Genesis II series pitch, 1972: "Poodle Shop"
Planet Earth, TV pilot, 1974
Star Trek Phase II series pitch, 1977: "Are Unheard Melodies Sweet?"
Star Trek: TNG: "Angel One"
Star Trek: VOY: The one where Kim gets a harum
>>65100129
i know it wasnt the first but i remember seeing sins of the father when it first aired on tv with my dad. comfy times.
>>65100152
That episode always gives me the feels
>>65100071
That goes without saying.
>>65100307
that girl is 30% ear
>>65100304
I know this feel.
>>65099601
i met frakes in a supermarket once...
>>65098476
is that the #1 bajoran babe I see?
>>65099656
In all seriousness, why not just rearrange the ships so that one of their bases covers that unsightly gouge?
Could Phase II have worked? Obviously it could've been made - and it was extremely close to being made - but could it have been good?
Was Dukat the biggest troll in television history?
>>65099257
Ok that gif was a little funny.
>>65099656
>That Akira Class
WHere and how.
>>65100372
Yep that would be her.
>>65100383
well rodenberrry would have had it taken away after a season again so yes it wouldve worked
>>65100446
notice the serious cameltoe in crusher's thong pictured here
>>65100517
>>65099820
I figure he wouldn't be the main villain, just more of a nuisance who gets in way over his head and probably has to come crawling to Data for help.
>>65100477
She was so patrician
>>65096377
Next Gen isn't Star Trek. Star Trek ended with Gene Roddenberry and the TOS films.
Next Gen is Rick Berman.
>>65096377
>>65100655
Found thepatriciantor
>>65099213
>13
Star Trek Into Darkness was released in 2013.
>>65099477
>77
Star Wars was released in 1977
>>65100697
Yeah thats the one I was talking about here >>65098731
![BR1949-Poster-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TdEyBPZ.jpg "BR1949-Poster-2[1].jpg")
>>65100749
>49
Batman and Robin was released in 1949
>>65100655
>>>/1987/
>>65100863
>63
and 1963 is a number
>>65101034
>mixing characters with races with ships
Way to half-ass it.
Just like how the writers half-assed Voyager.
>>65101073
>73
Gene Roddenberry's Genesis II was released in 1973
![f9187d14376d15d6595b2c65fabc4545[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/v9Mlb7q.jpg "f9187d14376d15d6595b2c65fabc4545[1].jpg")
>>65101073
>73
Westworld was released in 1973
>>65101034
Why are there so many of these for Voyager?
>>65101166
>66
Batman was released in 1966
>>65101341
Voyager may be unpopular on 4chan, but it's popular on sites like Tumblr which enjoy things like this.
>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>Now you're probably wondering how I got myself in this situation...
>>65101388
Yeah I actually got that one from pinterest with is tumblr-tier.
It was really annoying actually: apparently you can't use the site without an account so I had to load the page and quickly grab the image before the popup to log in came
>>65099324
I get it! You replaced the number "6" with the word "shit".
Wit!
>>65101440
Deep 6 9? The fuck?
>>65101125
>He thinks I created this
I was doing a google image search and found it. Since I've seen a bunch posted on /tv/ for DS9 I figured I'd share a Voyager one.
>>65101526
>spacer line between quote and commentary
Hello reddit!
>You are now aware that Seven of Nines father is Ug from Salute Your Shorts.
>>65101639
Found a glich in your theory. If I was truly from reddit I would have been posting ds9 not voyager.
was neelix a babyfucker?
>>65101842
Touche
>>65101878
Neelix did absolutely NOTHING wrong
>>65101842
>ds9
Huh?
TNG is the most Redditous of the Star Treks. Everybody knows that.
>>65101878
Kes was old enough. Also Neelix is love.
>>65101955
thats also what he said about naomi amirite
>>65101919
I know . Ds9 comes in number two while voyager is second to last on their list. Leaving ENT out in the cold. What does reddit have against hot space babes in cat suits?
>>65102072
4chan also votes Voyager and Enterprise as the worst Star Treks.
You should try Tumblr if you want a pro-Voyager "safe space".
>>65102053
>amirite
I cherish you anon.
>>65102102
>4chan also votes
You mean the new batch of reddit and normies who have invaded 4chan within the last few years voted in that reddit generated pol.
First rule about true 4chan is that 4chan doesn't vote on things. It DOS things to death from time to time but it doesn't vote. Voting is for the normies who actually thing their vote matters.
>>65102232
That's an impressive level of denial. I salute your dedication.
>>65101878
I never understood how a race that can produce one baby MAX in their entire lifespan hasn't gone extinct yet.
>>65102379
It's Voyager. The writers weren't thinking that far ahead.
>>65102281
We have parents who openly post on /tv/ these days. I think it's safe to say Game Fucking Over Man!
>>65102379
they had the caretakers
>>65102605
>There's coffee in that child!
>>65102605
A one-baby limit means that their population cannot grow. Because not every child will be able to give birth (some babies are male, y'see), the population will shrink with every generation, until one day all Ocampa are dead.
Voyager writers amirite.
>>65102679
>Voyager writers amirite.
Voyager writers knew.
>>65101919
You've posted this chart about a hundred times by now. That TNG scored higher than DS9 on a poll doesn't change the fact that DS9 is literally reddit: the Trek. Hell, it's in second place while the other three options are way out behind.
>>65102102
>I don't like Voyager and Enterprise therefore 4chan doesn't
>>65099656
Eaglemoss
>>65100108
Annoying that when they decided to kick one person out it was going to be that chinky chonk - and then he won some handsome slit eye of the year award so they dumped beautiful waifs instead
He was a shit actor - a very bad attitude often turned up late etc
I bet the rest of the cast still hate him
>>65102679
Well yes just like fantasy and its views on elves - most fantasy has elves having only one child and yet at the same time happily going to war and getting slaughtered
>>65098222
No, I've seen the episode. Spock immediately jailed them while commenting about how fascinating it was.
>>65098731
>>65100697
I made that over 8 years ago.
>>65100643
where you got script snippets from?
>>65098945
what the hell is this
>>65103414
Just googled 'Star Trek rascals script', there is a site that has almost all of them
http://www.st-minutiae.com/resources/scripts/
>>65103775
well that would have been easy
thanx
>>65099799
>Shitting on Jehuty
The toy display is aspie as fuck but you clearly are tasteless
>>65103749
Season six of Voyager. They stay on the show for few episodes.
Can any New Zealand anons explain why Janeway is on your money?
Captain Braxton is going to hear about this...
Friendly reminder that the third season of Enterprise did a war arc and the concept of good people needing to do bad things for the greater good better than DS9 ever did even if DS9 is on the whole more consistent.
They also planned their story arc out ahead of time instead of making it up as they went along. Ron Moore could have learned a thing or two.
>>65104409
>>65096377
Who doesn't?
The HD remaster was one of the best things to ever happen to a TV series.
>>65096377
>It's a Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix 01 Learns How to Eat but not How to Use the Toilet episode
>>65105436
HD Voyager when ?
so i'm watching Archer atm and i just realized the cardinal in the vatican is rene auberjonois. looked him up and hes apaprently done a lot of voices in cartoons.
>>65105635
not happening. Just like DS9-R (and DS9 would REALLY profit from a bit of remastering. The show was awesome but it aged horribly due to the video mastering)
>>65100152
>the Mother is the voice of Francine from American Dad
>>65105635
Never. TNG blu rays lost the studio money so they're not going to take the time to remaster a less popular show.
>>65105894
>that aspect ratio
It smarts anon
>>65106039
What aspect ratio?
>>65105894
They could just go to the actual film and re-edit every episode back together. Than ad the effects. HD ds9 and voyager can be done but it would cost Viacom time and money.
>>65106348
Yeah. Nobody said it can't be done. It just won't happen.
why didnt these guys appear again
>>65106840
they rarely leave their home planet
>>65099005
it doesn't have to be your favourite but if you don't like it you need to kill yourself right now.
I can't believe there are people who like any of the TNG movies over this masterpiece.
Like how is it possible it's the worst star trek related thing ever?
Like...worse than fucking Insurrection, and generations?
Nemesis?
really?
>>65107202
>fucking Insurrection, and generations?
>Nemesis?
you go die in a hole
>>65107302
>>65106840
they glub-glubbed to much of that glub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RBjpDNbKPA
>>65105503
hehe
poop alert.
>>65107437
kek thats excellent
>>65107483
better
>tfw finally finished X-Files marathon
>time to get back to Star Trek TOS
One day I'll be able to experience the joys of TNG with you fine folks.
Kind of anxious about Voyager and That Star Trek Series Where They Don't Trek Through The Stars, though.
>>65107548
TOS is unique, in the 1st and 2nd season basically all the episodes are good, which would never be the case in trek again until about season 5 or 6 of TNG.
Prepare for season 3 of TOS though, every episode is basically about kirk seducing an alien space babe to escape essentially.
>>65107548
>Voyager and That Star Trek Series Where They Don't Trek Through The Stars, though.
theyre breddy gud, its just that you have to take one side or the other in these threads cause the hate from the other side allows no compromise.
voyager is most like TNG so if you like TNG youll like voyager. ds9 is very different but it has some great war/espionage episodes that you dont get in the other series.
>>65107517
>but I saw everything... I saw it all.
>>65107483
>>65107517
>>65107437
Great show.
>And her clothes fall of?
>Instantly.
>>65107617
Fuck. Those bits already make me a bit uncomfortable when they appear now.
I think I'm into Season 2 now. Really appreciate the addition of Chekov, even if he doesn't show up too much, and the whole "Everything was invented in Russia" thing feels dated and awkward.
The addition of a screeching woman to the chill bossa nova theme is jarring though.
>>65107637
Thanks for allaying some of my fears, Anon.
>>65107704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ_L3b7osx4
Have you guys all heard Voltaire's BiTrektual album? Most of it's not-so-great but there are some pretty awesome tracks on there. An anon put me onto it in a Trek thread like the day before yesterday.
The USS Make Shit Up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwhAq3F8NCE
Screw the Ocampa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IWi2LperuQ
>>65107817
every episode becomes a game, waiting for the cock rocket to arrive, then figuring out how kirk ends up abandoning her at the end (either she dies, decides she doesn't want kirk anymore or can't leave etc.)
>if you get a Horgaohn on Risa you get free pussy
Why didn't Barclay just move there?
>>65107548
>X-Files marathon
>>65108018
That stuff is ancient. Banned on Vulcan came out 15 years ago
