>“Chris is listening to what they have to say, but thinks he will have a bigger impact by doing the show. He thinks it is easier to make a difference from the inside. Chris has already started to write white people jokes for the show"
#whitebetawards
Chris rock walks up to the stage
"WHITE PEOPLE SMELL LIKE MAYONNAISE AM I RIGHT"
>crowd erupts
>>65094633
I'm done with this shit, I'm one news story away from taking my AK downtown and killing every nigger I see
>>65094775
Shut up, edgelord. You aren't going to do shit and you know it.
>>65094775
Reported you to the FBI and Chinese moot
>>65094754
"CAN A BROTHA GET AN OSCA??"
>crowd applauds
>>65094775
>being mad at hollywood liberals and their pet niggers
Why don't you actually contribute to society instead of bitching about irrelevant shit
>>65094863
>thinking the FBI cares about dead niggers
>>65094633
>actually coming out and calling them WHITE people jokes
Bet he'll say honey at least four times at the award
>>65094775
>not bareknuckle brawling them
It's like you hate your own race, anon.
>>65094633
So in other words he'll just do his normal act?
>>65094633
This might not work out the way he wants. It's not like the Golden Globes where no one cares. It's the Academy Awards and we all know how cocky and egotistical those guys are.
Any jokes at the expense of Academy members are going to not be good for Chris.
>>65095343
it's not like he has a career to ruin anymore
didn't he just get JUSTed, or was that the other yappy nigger who looks exactly like him
>>65094633
Dance little monkey, dance. Make some rating for massa
QUICK COME UP WITH A FUNNY JOKE IN --
OH WAIT THERE ARE NO FUNNY WHITE JOKES BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING AWESOME
SINCERELY,
A WHITE PERSON
#
White
Beta
Wards
>>65094633
Is that White B.E.T awards??
or White beta awards?
>>65095702
>I'm gonna let all the criminals free
Holy shit someone stop this psycho.
>>65095723
DUDE MAYONNAISE
DUDE .... UH... PRIVILEGE
DUDE... HARD WORK... OR SOMETHING
... LMAO
>>65095736
>>65095702
>>65095736
what a fucking cuck.
>>65094633
he just wants the money and the prestige, if he turns it down he may not get offered the gig again. if the protests gain steam though, he's gonna look like a huge uncle tom up on that stage during the ceremony, but i'm sure he'll try to deflect that with some pre-negotiated 'jabs' at whitey.
>>65095794
Is this real?
>>65096091
has he actually said anything about the issue or does he not give a fuck?
>>65096157
He called them the white bet awards
>>65094775
You're one comment away from being vanned.
Chris would have already written White people jokes, half of his comedy is race related
>>65096236
what comment would that be? ;^)
>>65096270
The one where you tell us not to go to a certain place tomorrow.
>>65096319
you're not a nigger are you?
>>65095736
commit more crimes, go to jail?
>>65094633
I'm going to watch now just to see all the cringe when he makes jokes about it being such a white event. The white audience there wont know whether to laugh or not. God its gonna be so cringe.
>>65095898
>>65096406
nah is racism, honky
>>65096464
they'll laugh. you'd better bet they'll laugh.
Maybe he can write a joke about this.
>>65096469
What the fuck is their obsession with weed?
>>65095390
his career is doing well but he got JUSTed by his divorce and is hosting for the alimony money.
>>65094633
>>65096231
I like how White B.E.T. Awards would be a racist crime if one did exist while the actual B.E.T. Awards has been in syndication for over a decade.
EQUALITY!
>>65095666
>>65096558
niggas love dem trees
>>65096469
Damn, thats a checklist to riot and burn another town to the ground without repercussions.
>>65096616
Whens the petition to get murder on this list? >>65096469
>>65096616
>>65096625
>Pussy
>Money
>& Weed
got dat systematic marginalization, bruh
>>65095893
I'm a beaner and according to liberals, that makes me white if I shoot a nigger. So let me, a circumstantial white person, try it
>DUDE LOOSE FIT JEANS LMAO
>DUDE GUACAMOLE EGG SALAD LMAO
>DUDE KALE LMAO
>DUDE MEN WEARING PINK LMAO
>DUDE NAME GIRLS AFTER PROFESSIONS MEET LITTLE PIPER AND CHEESEMONGER LMAO
>>65096469
>Disorderly Conduct does not threaten public safety
Do these people even speak fucking English?
>>65096771
so fucking based
will anyone stump him?
>>65096771
>Image says 2015
>CNN says 2014
is this stupid town
>>65096885
I'll go with no since trespassing is a-ok with them too.
when did /pol/ become apologists for the prison industrial complex
also can we get a single topic without /pol/ racists posting
>>65094775
ok JUST bookmarked this fucking threadHi mom
>>65094633
Is he even remotely capable of writing anything funny anymore?
>>65096406
>black youth and white youth charged for same exact drug possession crime
>black youth gets life in prison because 3 strikes law conveniently in majorly nonwhite area
>white youth gets 60 days in jail
![a.aaa-2hq1kyb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/05xWpsK.jpg "a.aaa-2hq1kyb[1].jpg")
>>65097025
>tfw this meme doesn't work any more because 4chan archives threads and you really CAN bookmark them
>>65097015
>why doesn't /tv/ agree with me about black people being given free statues, which they constantly win anyways
yeah fuck off
>>65095794
>Everyone forgot about Trayvon already
rest in rip lil nigga
>>65096666
>>65097098
>Black youth is so irrational as to risk his life for some weed
>>65097098
>blacks vote in 3 strikes law in a vain attempt to make their area safer
>whites vote against it because they realize it does no good
>blacks bitch when the laws they voted in are bad and blame the white people who had nothing to do with getting the law in place because, as mentioned, the area is nonwhite in the first place
>>65097214
>it does no good
>crime rates drop because habitual and irrational criminals who are undetered by punishment are kept in prisons
>>65097214
this is what happened with the war on drugs in the 70s, blacks wanted it since they figured people would stop selling drugs instead of going to jail
>>65096406
government should still try to fix the problem and identify the reason of why it happens
>>65097098
If the black youth had 2 previous felonies and the white youth had 0 then ya. Stop being retarded.
>>65097283
you can't say that blacks have lower IQs though, so it's pointless. only thing responsible is to send them to Liberia as Lincoln wanted
>>65096771
>This isn't even my final form!!!!
>>65095794
didnt they have video of mike jones robbing a convenient store 5 mintues before trying to act like a hard ass to a cop and getting put down? these idiots rioted over a thug nigger when poor trayvon was stalked and murdered by a crazy beaner
>>65097353
yeah, they still think Hands Up, Don't Shoot was a real thing
>>65097194
as for me, I will be sipping a Travontini during the Oscars as a silent protest
#HandsUpDontShoot
>>65097353
Yes, he was caught on camera robbing a convenient store and physically assaulting the owner a half hour before the incident with the cop.
BUT ANON HE WAS A BIG CUDDLY TEDDY BEAR!
>>65097497
>posting fake tweets
>>65097353
not only did they have footage of him attacking the store clerk, rev al sharpton and his crew reprimanded them for releasing that footage calling it racist and trying to make mike jones look like a bad person. these people are the best at real life trolling.
>For all of Bernie's pandering and history, black peole don't give a shit about him and continue to swarm to Hilary
HAHAHAHAHA
>>65097568
>>65097487
And meanwhile Darren Wilson was literally saving a baby.
>>65097487
>>65097497
horseshit
>>65097577
Black people don't really believe in any candidate right now. Hillary only has an edge because Bill is remembered fondly.
Was not Chris the nigger that cried "Bush hates black people"? Maybe he will say "The academy hates black people.
>>65097723
no, it isn't
>>65097723
>>65097763
that was kanye i believe
>>65097777
>>65097814
Ha ha Al Sharpton deleted his posts.
>>65097568
>>65097353
WHO
>>65094633
>Chris doesn't give a fuck about niggers because he's rich. As long as there's money involved he'll do literally anything, but he'll make a few jokes at some white actors's expense!
So brave
So when do the #hollywoodsojewish or #fbimurderstatisticssoblack hashtags start trending? Never, right?
>>65097939
Chris is still doing the Oscars because he's a fucking professional
You don't cancel a gig like that a month before it happens just because some idiots got pissy that they didn't get nominated.
>>65097098
>white youth realizes he has 2 strikes left and stops committing crimes
>>65097997
Just start it yourself. A couple of cripplechan memers got that Star Wars white genocide crap to become huge
>>65094775
Do it, faggot.
>>65097642
Where's Soon?
>>65097098
You forgot the part where the black youth only got the drug charge because he was caught holding drugs during an armed robbery.
>>65096506
Based Armond
It's the same for him as when Sandler offers him a check to star in one of his God awful movies. Now that he's divorced he's gonna need that cash.
I can't wait to see him blow the fuck out of all those privileged white fucks. It's going to be fucking hilarious. Based Chris.
>>65095736
Someone stop this mad Jew
>>65096771
Lmao
Based Aunt Vivian
http://www.etonline.com/news/180332_janet_hubert_slams_jada_pinkett_smith_for_boycotting_oscars/
>>65096469
>Decriminalize disorderly conduct, trespassing, loitering and disturbing the peace
They want to let people go full Mogadishu without consequence
>>65097467
lmao whoever made this knows fuckall about cocktails
'one part vodka' 'one part arizona tea' what the fuck kinds of measurements are these faggot
>YALL LOOK AT ME IMMA BE A REVOLUTIONARY NIGGA
>>65100885
Just add as much vodka as you do tea
Are you retarded?
>>65097467
geez, this is a bit insensitive, isn't it?
>>65097562
Why couldn't this have been the BBC interviewing them? WHY?
>>65100953
>Other guy is an aussie
THE GOAT SHITPOSTER
>>65094775
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-35348062
>>65097924
lel
>>65095033
BLAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
*drop mic*
>standing ovation
>>65095736
Stealing 40s while armed will no longer be a crime in my new America
-Burnie Sanders
>>65094775
edgy piece of shit
>>65096469
>legalize trespassing
>>65096237
Half? 'Tussin jokes are his only non-race jokes I can think of.
>>65097098
[citation needed]
BLACK PEOPLE BE LIKE
BUT WHITE PEOPLE BE LIKE
>>65096469
They forgot robbery, assault and attempted murder. Hey, as long as nobody dies, it's all gud niggah.
>>65094754
/thread
>>65094754
I HAVENT SEEN AN AUDIENCE THIS WHITE SINCE _______________
IM THE ONLY BLACK MAN HERE, THIS IS JUST LIKE HOCKEY
>>65101142
fuck off
>>65097642
>>65099742
>>65097098
>be white in Florida
>caught with weed by cops
>they take my weed and write me a citation to appear in court on a month
>not arrested, free to go
>show up to court
>name gets called in a list of 30 names to go to diversionary program
>watch 15 minute anti drug video of the county DA blabbing with 15 other pot smokers
>next month have to show up at 7 AM to pick up trash on the side of the road for 10 hours with two white college girls and a late 20's black chick doctor's office receptionist who had a DUI, we're driven around by a gigantic black county maintenece guy
>last 3 hours he has us wash the county's truck and then drives us to a park to chill at until our time was up and we had to go back
>>65097642
LOS INGOBERNABLES DE FERGUSON
>>65096469
>Traspassing
>Disturbing the peace
>Disorderly conduct
>Alcohol consumption on streets
So... This is the paradise of liberals.
>look at this motherfucking crowd! all these fucking white people!
>>65094775
>>65094775Do it
>>65094775
You just pissed off a bunch of redditors and if you do that they will be even more pissed.
>>65107607
>loot a quick trip
>can take anything in the store
>take a bottle of yellow tail wine
>retail value of yellow tail is $5 a bottle
Shit Trayvon, you can't even loot good.
>>65096771
This has to be fake, if this is real reddit and i will never come here ever again.
>>65101380
Nah he went along with it in some way, read up about it, got shit because he wore some badge.
Australia shunned him for being a SJW, as they should have.
>>65096469
Theres a place where all this is legal and theres no actual police, its called Sierra Leone.
>>65107865
it was probably all that was left.
Yellowtail is fucking worthless.
>>65094967
only animals fight with their hands.
Men fight with Guns.
>>65096666
>>65096469
>get rid of these laws and let the homeless flood your community unchecked
>>65108117
Whatever happens, we have got
The Maxim gun, and they have not.
>>65096666
nice
>>65107894
it's fake as fuck m8
>>65094775
Wew the american dream is alive and well isnt it
This pc culture drove black entitlement through the roof, things weren't never this bad, i wonder how long till apartheid happens.
>>65108634
Meanwhile you're sitting on an anonymous image board complaining about people complaining about fucking movie awards and thinking this the final straw for racial tension in america
real fuckin solid stuff
>>65095343
chris should have ricky gervais take his place
>>65097268
It does no good because it puts nonviolent offenders with substance problems in with violent offenders. They learn to become violent from acclimation and the need to survive. All the while, someone has to pay taxes to support the growing prison population. Nobody want raised taxes so we shut down prisons and release nonviolent offenders who grew violent tendencies to literally protect their own buttholes. So now, while they are likely to get thrown back in again for the original substance abuse problem, we now have them fighting when they're high too.
We could have just had calm potheads amd crackheads. Now we have angry junkies who kill over rocks because we have a black market. We're always gonna have junkies. Let's get rid of the black market so we get rid of all the gang violence that comes with it.
'Fresh Prince' Actress Slams Jada Pinkett Smith's Oscars Boycott With Video Rant
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/oscars-fresh-prince-actress-responds-857028
"I find it ironic that somebody who has made their living and has made millions and millions of dollars from the very people that you’re talking about boycotting just because you didn’t get a nomination, just because you didn’t win?" said Hubert. "That’s not the way life works, baby."
"You ain't Barack and Michelle Obama. And y'all need to get over yourselves. You have a huge production company that you only produce your friends and family and yourself. So you are a part of Hollywood, you are part of the system that is unfair to other actors. So get real."
PINKETT BTFO
Oh boy, a 1 hour routine about how everyone in the audience is waycist with the cucked actors being forced to clap along to it.
>>65109147
Holy fucking shit Aunt Viv bringing the truth.
>>65096616
It's crazy how you have the same chance to be killed by a black guy as a white guy given the segregated neighborhoods in America.
In the next 50 years everyone will go South Africa on the whites.
>>65094775
I don't believe you'll do anything, so much, that if you do I will actually chip in for your lawyer if I see a news story pointing to your post as a piece of evidence.
>>65096469
Loitering is just when you're standing around not doing anything, right? That and spitting I don't get the problem with.
>>65100885
It means one desired measurement, just make it the same for both tea and vodka. One ounce of each, or one cup of each, etc. Just make sure it's the same.
>>65094633
>Chris has already started to write white people jokes for the show"
I expected nothing else
>>65096771
Trump is a god.
The god of truth.
No where in the mainstream media do they acknowledge that blacks kill a shit load of white people, but he pushed them into revealing the truth.
fucking genius.
Can't wait for him to start BTFO of the clinton/rodham crime family with all the dirt he has stored up from years of having to deal with their shady organisation. He is the only hope for america, a real fucking american, like america used to be proud of.
TRUMP 2020.
>Americans really consider voting Trump or Sanders
It's like you want your country to go to shit even faster.
>>65107003
lmao
>>65094633
>“Chris is listening to what they have to say, but thinks he will have a bigger impact by doing the show. He thinks it is easier to make a difference from the inside. Chris has already started to write white people jokes for the show"
It won't be long now until everybody hates Chris.
>>65096771
kek i looked that post up and the replies from liberals are nothing but attacks about his shitty hair
>>65111065
It's fake my man
>>65110536
When nogs loiter, they loiter in groups of like 20-30 all around shopfronts. They drive away customers. As for spitting, visit China for a week and let me know where you stand on it then.
>>65111397
yea.. I don't know man. he's been doing the white people jokes forever. it's not like he's doing something different now.
But I gotta say he might be swept up by all this "progressive" "political correctness" shit even though it's racist as fuck but as we all know there ain't no racism against whites.
I don't know what fellow blacks think but for me this shit is too ridiculous. I actually prefer "white" movies to the black AW NAW HE DIDN fucking shitfest.
Don't matter if it's a god damn movie from or with asians/whites/indians/blacks/hispanics, if it's good I watch it and probably like it. period.
This year these movies made the cut for a nomination and that's that. all these fools can shut the fuck up.
I guess Chris' mind got hijacked by all these niggas or he might surprise me by foolin us and making a joke about the political correctness, we'll see.
but as he said before: there are two kinds of black out there. black people and niggers and I fucking HATE niggers.
that's my two cents about this shit.
>>65095794
Honest question. I Agree that most of those listed are dirty dindus and all, but can anyone here unironically say that Tamir Rice had it coming? Lil nigga was just sitting on a swing with a toy gun and the police literally didn't even ask him to put the gun down or wait for him to do anything. Just rolled up and gunned down in a matter of seconds. Didn't they also have the information from the 911 caller saying she thought it was a toy gun?
>>65113725
It was a realistic looking toy gun without the orange tip on it that would make it recognizable as a fake, and that he was reportedly pointing at people. When the police rolled up he had just tucked it in his belt, but walked up to the car and reached to his side under his jacket. The officer then shot him.
As far as I'm able to tell the officer had every reason to shoot because he could never have known the gun was fake. What else are you going to do in a situation like that? Let him take a shot first so you can verify?
>Didn't they also have the information from the 911 caller saying she thought it was a toy gun?
The officers didn't know that at the time, but what could they have done with that information? 'Relax Joe, we ain't getting shot, the caller thinks the gun's a fake! That means the gun obviously is a fake, trust me.'
>>65113725
>>65114217
>literally didn't even ask him to put the gun down or wait for him to do anything
Source? According to an official statement they did, three times. But hey, how are you gonna know.
All this bullshit is making me like these black people less.
#NBAsoBlack #Change #Diversity
>>65111397
>everybody hates Chris
>>65114217
Well my problem with the whole plastic tip thing is that it is kinda irrelevant since it was pointing downwards in his pants, From the footage, it seems the officer never got a chance to see the tip before they shot.
>What else are you going to do in a situation like that?
I think they should at least wait for his hand to make contact with he gun. He might have done here, it is not clear from the footage. What i'm trying to say is that i don't know how i would react if a police car suddenly drove off the curb next to me completely by surprise, and to be shot before making any clear intentions of harming the police terrifies me.
Also isn't it legal to open carry in Ohio?
>>65114296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSCftESyKyU&ab_channel=TomoNewsUS
Well here is the clip. He drops dead before the car even comes to a standstill so i find it hard to believe they managed to issue three warnings in that time frame.
>>65094633
Who is Ward?
>>65114709
>Well my problem with the whole plastic tip thing is that it is kinda irrelevant since it was pointing downwards in his pants, From the footage, it seems the officer never got a chance to see the tip before they shot.
If I were a police officer responding to a report of a person waving a gun around, I wouldn't bet on it being a fake either.
>What i'm trying to say is that i don't know how i would react if a police car suddenly drove off the curb next to me completely by surprise, and to be shot before making any clear intentions of harming the police terrifies me.
I understand that. But look at the video, after they roll up and the passenger seat cop gets out of the car you can see Rice reaching for something in his waistband and lifting up his jacket at his right side (at the 1:27 mark). Who the fuck would do that and why, for fuck's sake? Also, I think the emphasis on the car not having come to a complete standstill is a bit ridiculous when there is a someone within 10 feet possibly reaching for a gun. Do cops have an obligation to stop their car completely before reacting to such a threat?
By the way, I don't completely trust the official police report either, but it's completely possible to yell out a warning three times in two seconds.
>Also isn't it legal to open carry in Ohio?
Open carry means you can have a gun on you, but Rice was actually brandishing a gun. He didn't carry it in a holster in a neutral manner, but was actively pointing the gun at people while there was no need for it (like self defence). That can get you three years in jail in Ohio from what I've read.
>>65097098
>3 strikes
>which meant the black guy had two previous felonies while the white guy had 0
Damn you're retarded
>>65095702
wow they should consider doing less crimes
nobody says "Men are more imprisoned than women because of injustices and sexism. Let's make it 50-50"
>>65094899
Thanks for a laugh anon.
>>65094633
>>65094775
>/tv/ is now full of Republicans from /pol/ who watch Fox News, fuck their cousins, wear sunglasses and a cowboy hat, have sunburnt necks, have a gun rack with a gun rack on it, live in a trailer park in a swamp, worship Christ, read the Bible every night, go to church every day, shoot niggers for target practice, refer to the civil rights movement as "trouble ahead" in their state's textbooks, and think Bibleman should be compulsory viewing for all schoolchildren.
What happened?
>>65118054
Why do liberals shit so much on the lower class people they claim to be fighting for? Then they'll ask why the lower class and blue collar guys don't vote democrat.
>>65118054
I KNOW RIGHT?
>>65118270
one of my favorite moments is when liberals point at how uneducated and dumb conservatives are (usually from some ego-stroking huffpo circlejerk about how liberals are intelligent which they fully buy) while ignoring their own shitty elitism could easily serve against mexicans and blacks and how trashy they are (and how white trash is usually called that on account of how similar they are to those groups).
>>65094775
Do it m8
>>65118054
maybe reddit would be more to your liking libshit
>>65107894
The bottom tweet is from 2012 but that's not that important
