>It's another "Internet Reviewers Try to Make a Real Movie" movie
>>65089125
The difference being that RLM was making movies long before they were internet reviewers
Also
>spiritual and economic disaster
>"intentionally bad"
>reddit letter media
>where's the torrent?
That cover it?
oh good another thread about this fucking movie
>>65089200
It's just one autist that makes ten of them a day. He can't stop talking about how much he hates RLM and how much their movie that he hasn't seen is going to suck, but you know the minute there's a torrent of it, he's going to obsessively watch it over and over and take notes in order to pick it apart and post the same criticisms endlessly on /tv/ until his parents tell him its time for bed.
>>65089180
Fuck off Aidsmoby.
>>65089264
My copy showed up in the mail today
It's not very good
>>65089284
Damn, I forgot to include that one. I know...
>Hi, Mike
>>65089309
fucking upload it you cuck
>>65089125
>DUDE RICH EVANS IS SUCH A BAD ACTOR LMAOOO
>DUDE THIS PLOT IS SO CRAAZY STUPID HAHAHAHA
>>65089180
Where is the fucking torrent though? I want to watch so I can tell you how shit it is and you won't have any excuses.
>>65089180
>The difference being that RLM was making movies long before they were internet reviewers
James Rolfe too, and his movie was goddawful
>>65089375
what about the excuse of "I don't give a fuck what you think, pleb"?
>>65089363
>>DUDE THIS PLOT IS SO CRAAZY STUPID HAHAHAHA
I know you're autistic and will complain about whatever happens in the movie, but based on the trailer, this criticims doesn't seem to be the case. Something like Kung Fury is going for the CRAAAAAZY plot where there's dinosaurs and Hitler and robots and David Hasselhoff, etc. Just an endless parade of CRAAAAAZY. I'm not getting that vibe from Space Cop.
>>65089381
Rolfe had big dreams, little talent. He is lucky his character even took off. But I do respect him for his passion to get shit done.
>>65089375
Won't have any excuse for what? You not liking the movie? Nothing I can do about that, bro. You've already decided you hate it. Why even bother seeing the movie?
>>65089125
There have been worse of these at least.
>>65089358
I don't know how
>>65089409
SC is actually pretty restrained in it's plot. Too restrained to be funny
>>65089446
To teach sick cunts like yourself a lesson.
>>65089404
Because I want to watch. You can forget about me paying for something that essentially the fans funded. Also by the looks of it the budget must have been minimal anyway.
>>65089381
Yes, but he also blew $300,000 to pointlessly shoot it in California. RLM is smart enough to not waste a shitload of money on what should be a simple comedy.
>>65089463
That's right. Keep all your comments vague and hope nobody figures out that you haven't actually seen it.
>>65089482
>somebody else that isn't me helped finance the movie therefore I should get it for free despite not doing anything
>It's another "tries to be so bad it's good because nobody involved has any real talent" movie
>>65089590
We already covered this, retard. See >>65089180
>>65089550
>>65089550
Please Rich or Mike or whoever you are stop being so defensive we all know it's going to stink. You are just delaying the inevitable you drunk e-celeb wannabes.
>>65089603
Nothing in that post saying mike and jay have no talent.
HI MARKETER REDDIT
>>65089610
Give spoilers.
>>65089610
>still in the wrapper
>>65089772
Yeah there's no possible way he could have unwrapped it after taking that picture.
>>65089772
>not buying two copies
>>65089831
Mike pls. Israel is that way.
The Ashens film was actually well made, I was also put entirely on YT for free
>>65089772
>Desperate /tv/ poster.jpgI'm not posting a picture of me putting into my blu-ray player
>>65089901
Ashens got boring lately, it's clear he is pandering to reddit hard. I miss the old 2006-2010 ashens.
>nobody will shut up about Space Cop for days
>some anon finally posts proof that he has a copy
>thread immediately dies
WTF?
>>65089770
I'm working my way through it. It's not funny at all, it's a hard watch
>>65089180
>"intentionally bad"
You haven't seen it.
>>65090189
So you're not going to post ANYTHING specific about the movie? I'm convinced you pulled those images from reddit or something at this point.
>>65090189
Upload it or stream it you asshat that way everybody can complain in harmony.
>>65089938
Is it really bad?
But Decker was good you piece of shit
>>65090253
What's the best free blu-ray playing software?
>>65089550
>>somebody else that isn't me helped finance the movie therefore I should get it for free despite not doing anything
the people who helped finance it also have to pay to see it. everyone must pay to see the space cop
>>65090401
Do you have blu-ray drive on your PC?
>>65090416
Did they ever say on their Patreon that supporters would get a free copy? If not, then you have literally nothing to complain about.
>>65090434
Yes, but I had to format it so I lost the software. I was playing it on my PS4.
>>65090455
that's the beauty of patreon. no accountability
>>65090507
You're an idiot. Accountability for what? Perks that you personally think they should have, but they don't actually have? That's not how the system works.
>>65089180
>>where's the torrent?
where's the torrent?
>>65090459
If your drive works just insert the BD, get CCCP codec pack and navigate to the stream inside the disc. I don't think those hack will put any encryption on the disc. You should be able to play it back.
>>65090665
The stream usually comes with m2ts extension. If you manage to play it back stream it somwhere.
>>65090781
I'm trying too. But CCCP says it can't render the file
>>65090809
Is your PC good? You can also try VLC.
>>65090832
It'll work, I think. Also VLC is not doing anything either.
I really hope this "fake scarcity to build hype" bullshit bites them in the ass.
>>65090873
You have to keep in mind that playing back m2ts requires a decent cpu or if you have nvidia gpu with cuda you can enable hardware accelaration in CCCP settings.
There are usually multiple m2ts files inside try all of them. it's weird that you get abolutely nothing I'm not sure what's going on.
>>65090963
You can't possibly be this stupid, can you?
>>65090990
My laptop could play Blu-rays, but that was a while ago. Maybe it's just getting old or something
>>65089125
>I'm angry that people like what I don't like
I don't understand
I like that it's self-aware, that way it can take the piss out of the genre without looking too serious and dumb.
>>65091126
It might be the encryption after all. I can't really tell anything else without trying it myself.
Thanks for trying tho.
>>65090401
anydvd hd
pirate it
>>65089938
>>65089125
Come on /tv/ Webms when ?
Okay there's one funny gag in the movie:I'm pretty sure Len Kabasinski is Rich Evans stunt double
I could be wrong, but it looked like him
Remember that time a movie reviewer made a movie and succeeded?
>>65089938
>Package Design: Jay Bauman
Did he really feel so proud of it that he felt the need to let everyone know he personally made it?
>>65092801
It looks like shit too. You can clearly tell they don't give a fuck about their "movies" or just trying to be sarcastic maybe?
I'm Jay btw.
>>65092801
>Package Design: Jay Bauman
Package Design: The Criterion Collection #23: RoboCop
HAHA THEY ARE SO IRONIC
>>65092966
That's not true. We wanted something cool looking like man of steel.
>>65092341
Hey, I was right!
t o r r e n t
w h e r e
>>65093049
That's awesome. Quick no spoilers review of the movie?
Why do you shit heads keep bumping this thread with anything but stream links? No one gives a shit about your opinion or zany attempts at trying to be funny.
>>65093168
It's...not very good. Most of the "comedy" is Rich Evans falling over and screaming or Mike doing his 1920s cop voice.
And theres no real spoilers in the movie
>>65093259
How does it compare with feeding frenzy?
>>65089264
Projection much? Does it help you sleep believing that the multitude of hate RLM receives is from a singular boogeyman?
>>65089125
It's not even their first movie, nigger.
>>65089125
mfw Chris Stuckmann, Schmoes and Jeremy Jahns also make their own movies.
>>65089610
It's shit. Haven't seen it btw
>>65093259
is it better than boyhood though?
>>65093290
Have not seen it
Also, they consistently refer to Jay's character as a "Little Boy wearing a beard". Thats kinda funny.
>>65093049
>Sound Effects: Mike Stoklasa
oh great
>>65090330
Decker vs. Dracula was better and that child murderer Tim Heidecker canceled it.
>almost a month since the last BoTW
I need my fix now
Gonna watch the last one for the third time
how fucking bad is this movie?
>>65089938
>102 mins
Is this part of le irony?
Is the wonderwoman stuff online?
>>65093410
mmm.
Can't wait to watch it and spend the whole movie trying to find reasons to like it and find it funny, while deep down inside I know I hate it and lamenting how I fucked up my life so much that I'm watching shit like this in my spare time in a desperate but failing effort to feel human.
I did enjoy feeding frenzy though.
>>65092801
How does it feel to be autistic?
>>65093684
Pretty depressing actually. I fantasize about suicide on a daily basis.
>>65089264
wow RLM needs to give their 4chan guy the day off or he's gonna go postal.
>>65092374
RLM is part of the Pleb New Wave, along with Douge and the C uck.
>>65093722
Same. are you into jerking off men? I am a man and into jerking off other men, and also autistic and suicidal. Maybe we can help each other out?
>>65092801
her's a beta cuck so he needs something
What the fuck is red letter media? Are they one of the thousands of movie reviewers on youtube?
>>65093259
fanboy shills BTFO
>>65089125
Kickassia was great.
>>65094199
Yes, they also make funny videos about movies generally. Mike also made a somewhat popular review of the phantom menace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu02VSsLorE
>>65094199
Go back to reddit
>>65094306
Hi Doug.
>>65094306
This.
>>65094391
but reddit loves RLM
WHERE IS THE TORRENT YOU HACK FRAUDS
>>65094306
Kickassia is my favourite Red Letter Media film. James Rolfe is a genius :'D
>>65094367
>another low hanging fruit "prequal review"
This is impossible to watch. His voice is just too cringey and overplayed.
Staklosa is the next Godard. Screencap this and start listening for Maoist rhetoric in HITB/BOTW.
Are they literally delaying digital release just to stop pirates? I hope one of you fags takes one for the team and uploads the bluray.
>>65094575
>Are they literally delaying digital release just to stop pirates?
I think they're waiting till most of the physical orders have shipped.
It won't stop pirates. It's not like the physical buyers won't be able to rip the blu-rays.
>>65094391
Red letter media is the epitome of reddit babies.
>>65094634
>I think they're waiting till most of the physical orders have shipped
Why? What is the benefit of this? it makes no sesne to me unless they're trying to drive demand for the second batch of blu rays.
>>65094542
>This is impossible to watch.
It's not though. I've watched it all the way through about 8 times. It's 90 minutes long.
Simon Pegg tweeted about it.
>>65094637
not knowing rlm is the epitome of newfaggotry
>>65094717
>newfaggotry
>rlm
>damage control
Back to reddit to circlejerk about this garbage
>>65094714
>he watched a series of video reviews for a shitty movie 8 times
Get a fucking life dude
i just wanna watch the mooooovie
>>65094874
I've tried and failed. I'm just killing time until i build up the courage to suicide. RLM are still pretty great though.
>>65094705
I think it might upset those who ordered the blu ray right away only for the digital copy to be made available hours later.
Just a guess though. I'm only speculating.
>>65089125
torrents fucking where
>>65094994
>I think it might upset those who ordered the blu ray right away only for the digital copy to be made available hours later.
If they put both out at the same time then people could choose how quickly they wanted to see it, with the blu ray people choosing to wait a few days longer for higher quality & special features. Instead we have a movie that's technically out but is in some weird limbo.
>>65094994
I'm guessing they'll have the disks on sale until a good few people have received it and it goes up on torrent sites. If they did digital downloads straight away, people would just torrent it immediately.
I just heard about this on Reddit, is it good?
>>65089938
torrent pls
>>65089180
Gorilla Interrupted is no better than Kickassia.
>>65097071
thanks for bumping the thread advertising the unbuyable movie.
>>65095687
Newsflash, in the real world no one gives that much shit about these guys to want to torrent this movie. Only here you autists obsess over them to the point of making fanfiction about Mike and Jay.
>>65097241
>>65097349
Wow 108 autists from /tv/ are seeding their movie wow!
WHEN WILL THIS BE UPLOADED
>>65089125
But it's supposed to be bad so you can't say it's bad because that means they've succeeded.
Also, I'm retarded and suck manifold cocks.
>>65097386
>108 autists torrenting
that killed their profit margin on FF
>>65097386
>>65097626
>I've never used TPB
Such is the life of the Amerifat.
History of Plinkett documentary
All of this shlock led up to Space Cop
https://mega.nz/#!q5YRgDwS!sLcKqSY-Eh1N-PhUILUPRdeBhPwXMLKIkS10jYTwdDY
>>65097115
It actually is.
>has an actual plot, not just a bunch of autists running around being autists
>genuinely funny
>they put actual effort into it with the effects
>it feels like a cohesive movie, rather than some disjointed internet skit
Also you should take note that they were in their early 20s when they made Gorilla Interrupted, Doug was already in his 30s when he made Kickassia, and so were most of the other tards from Channel Awesome.
>>65093259
I kinda figured this would be the case, still gonna get a copy to support em and watch scenes filmed in my neighborhood
>>65097115
Gorilla Interrupted is a bunch of teenagers fucking around with a camera and has tons of comedy from not taking it seriously.
>>65097626
>>autists torrenting
Literally.
>it's an e-celeb movie
how about these guys? do you think this could be entertaining?
RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.
I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.
They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.
They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.
Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely and pathetic road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.
I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.
>>65089938
>Package Design: Jay Bauman
Jay is the real talent at RLM. Mike is nothing without him.
