100% CANON
I think of humpty dumpty every time
I keep seeing this picture posted, someone explain what it's supposed to mean? I dont watch the clone wars cartoon
>>65069014
Something about how because of the novelization, Anakin is canonically thinking of his CGI alien jail bait apprentice during that scene.
>>65069070
Which novel is that? Some shitty new one?
>>65069014
Some autist keeps posting this every day
>>65069070
Wait, Anakin turned to the dark side to save Padmé, but if he was in love with that alien the whole time then wtf?? Doesn't that defeat Anakin's whole arc?
>>65068847
Ahsoka is ugly and literally fanfiction.
>>65069195
Clone Wars is still canon, even if you don't like it.
>>65069070
>that shitty made up orange bitch
>more important to Anakin than Padme, Luke, Leia, or Obi-Wan
Fucking stupid.
>>65068847
Thanks anon I will mentally internalize this and file away in 'canon' file. I will then share with friends and relatives who will duly withdraw from me.
>>65069177
there is really no way to say "the prequels and EU are stupid" that hasn't already been said a hundred times.
>>65069225
>Clone Wars is still canon
But it literally makes no sense and doesn't fit into the story at all. No one ever mentions her in any of the films.
>>65069177
>Anakin turned to save Padme from dying in child birth
>Chokes a pregnant Padme five minutes later for absolutely no reason
100% canon
>>65068847
It ain't canon if I don't watch The Clone Wars.
>>65069070
>in a canon novelization
You're fucking joking. Really?
>>65069086
>do google image search
>slave-ahsoka-fanfiction-wikia
i like where this is going
>>65069284
the prequels don't make any sense either
basically anything outside of the OT doesn't make any sense.
>>65069347
I'll bet you do
>>65069284
not to mention it's a kids show with things like droids misunderstanding or just blatantly ignoring orders for HILARIOUS effect
>>65069305
I mean yeah that was a little dumb, but Anakin was portrayed as pretty rash and jealous so I can kinda forgive that. But this just seems fucking stupid, it basically shits on the prequels
>>65069284
I dont think youve actually watched it. There is also literally no reason to mention her.
>4k dvd special edition release of Empire
>extra dubbed lines are added for continuity
>no, I am your father, also I had a padawan named Asohka one time.
>>65069413
WWGD? (What would George do?)
>>65069440
sell it to disney because everyone hates him for being an incompetent hack
>>65069440
Jabbas band should sing a song about here, also posters of her all over Mos Eisley
This is an orange butt cheeks thread now.
What happened to her? Did she die?
>>65069802
No she left the jedi council and went off and did her own thing but now she has shown back up in star wars rebels
>>65069305
The Prequels aren't canon, retard.
>>65069802
Rebels is still ongoing so who knows
>>65069885
OT fag, leave.
>I'M 45 BUT LOOK LIKE I'M 60 BECAUSE I CHOSE THE AGEING HAG JEWESS INSTEAD OF MY RED HOT YOUNG PADAWAN
>I COULD BE PLOWING MY 39 YEAR OLD TOGRUTA SMOKESHOW OF A WIFE RIGHT NOW
>I JUST KILLED THE EMPIRE SO IT'S NOT LIKE ANY OF IT MATTERED ANYWAY
>WHY IS MY FAGGOT SON FROM THAT BITCH THE LAST THING I HAVE TO SEE BEFORE I DIE
>I HAVE NO LIMBS BECAUSE OF THIS
>>65069802
Not yet, but she probably will in Rebels.
>>65068847
Someone edit Ahsoka into this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VdcMWWh3s0
>>65069284
It's better and makes more sense than the prequels
RIP
if clone wars takes place between episode two and three, where was orange during episode 3
>>65070896
HOLY FUCK maybe read some of these fucking comments and you'll find out
>>65070896
Can you read anon
>>65070896
Sucking alien dicks for a living
>>65068847
He really did look way better without eyebrows.
>>65071072
>>65071072
>>65071105
Go away habari
>>65069305
It's stupid because George tried to make a modern sci-fi Shakespearean theatre drama, like when Romeo kills himself immediately when he suspects Juliet of being dead, instead of waiting a day or two. Constant whining, high emotions, illogical rash decision making. It doesn't work in modern day storylines though because we all secretly acknowledge that Shakespearean melodrama is shit.
>>65068847
What?
In which book/comic/shit was that canonized?
>>65072443
>we all secretly acknowledge that Shakespearean melodrama is shit.
kek. just switch your brain off!!
canon
>>65069284
Why would they mention her? She had left the Jedi at that point in ROTS and in AOTC nobody had even met her yet.
>Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
>By the way Anakin I am just reminding you that you had a padawan but I don't even know why I'm bringing it up because she got the fuck out of here long ago.
>It's an old Sith legend...
Ahsoka is quickly climbing the ranks of my most fapped to Star Wars character list and this thread isn't helping.
In the novelization of ROTJ where this shows up does it say anything that implies she is alive or dead?
>>65073976
There is no escape from orange butt cheeks.
>>65074001
I heard that was left ambiguous because the author didn't know how or if she would die by the events of ROTJ so Anakin just says he something about how he tried to deny what he felt for her and also that he "failed" her, which could mean either he killed her or just failed her as a master. Or maybe even failed to keep someone else from killing her.
>>65073941
>YOU WERE MY BROTHER, ANAKIN!
>WHAT WOULD ASHOKA, YOUR EX PADAWAN THAT LEFT A FEW YEARA AGO, THINK?!
>>65073547
>>65074144
I have absolutely no desire to escape.
>>65072232
>habari
what does that mean?
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this thread?
>>65073941
>learn to let go, you must
>while on the subject I am, recall do you your apprentice Ahsoka that we haven't mentioned for years? A good friend, she was.
>I HATE YOU!
>FOR NOT LETTING ME MARRY MY FORMER SEXY ORANGE PADAWAN
>>65075710
>>65075710
But she's too young Anakin!
>>65075833
>YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE FORCE, NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS
>LIKE YOUR TOGRUTA PADAWAN WHO LEFT THE JEDI ORDER BECAUSE OF US JEDI JERKS BETRAYING OUR MOST TALENTED PADAWAN WHO WAS ALSO A COMMANDER IN THE REPUBLIC ARMY
>>65075251
Goood... goood, anon.
He was the best star pilot in the galaxy, and a cunning warrior.
And he trained someone who is honestly on par with a full jedi, even if she never got knighted, who was away during the massacre and is probably still alive.
Now that I think about it, finding and training her a bit more would probably have been a much better use of my time.
And he was a good friend.
>>65076323
Luke did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano, nicknamed Snips by her Master, was a Jedi Padawan who, after the Clone Wars, helped establish a network of rebels against the Galactic Empire. A Togruta female, Tano was discovered on her homeworld of Shili by Jedi Master Plo Koon, who brought her to the Jedi Temple on Coruscant to receive Jedi training. Following the outbreak of the Clone Wars, Jedi Grand Master Yoda assigned the young Tano to be the Padawan learner of Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker, whom she joined at the Battle of Christophsis. Whereas Tano was eager to prove herself, Skywalker had a reputation for recklessness, and they had a rather difficult start as Master and apprentice. Yet, they worked together to rescue Rotta, the son of crime lord Jabba Desilijic Tiure, and returned Rotta to his father, thus facilitating a crucial alliance between the Hutt Clan and the Galactic Republic. Your father almost abandoned your mother for her sexy orange buttcheeks.
He was a good friend.
>>65076323
You know what would be a beven better use of his time?
Adopting Luke and training him instead of letting him grow up some hillbilly farmer
>>65069275
>EU
Senpai.....this is completely canon.
>>65069381
She's so fucking sexy
>>65069243
>made up
Anon...they're all fictional
>>65076666
>>65068847
Do you actually have a source for this other than "a novel"?
If not, then I say it's safe to assume that you don't know what you're talking about.
>>65076785
>wanting sources for a fictional world
![067[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/r5FOgMn.jpg "067[1].jpg")
>>65068847
>that thing
looks like a harmonica
>>65076785
Not OP but from what I've heard it's in the ROTJ new novelization. Movie novelizations are 100% canon unless they directly contradict what's on screen.
>>65076834
I'd like to know at least which novel it is.
>>65076889
Google yields nothing. I even looked on Wookiepedia and god knows they're thorough enough.
OP confirmed shitposter until he provides a source.
>>65076979
In the original novel his last thoughts were of Obi Wan and Luke.
>>65076979
This is as close as I got.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Return_of_the_Jedi:_Beware_the_Power_of_the_Dark_Side!#cite_note-beware-3
>The story includes a number of references to material that had not yet been released at times of other adaptations of the Return of the Jedi story. These include several mentions of Padmé Amidala, a mention of Ahsoka Tano, and an oblique reference to Ezra Bridger as the boy who "sent a message across the worlds that ignited a spark of rebellion" during C-3PO's tale to the Ewoks.
Doesn't give specifics and I'm not buying the book. It's also apparently a retelling so I don't know if it's meant to be an update to bring it up to speed with the mountains of new stuff that has released since ROTJ or some kind of alternate universe.Maybe a download for a rainy day.
>>65069351
From my point of view anything outside the PT doesn't make sense.
>>65077139
are you george lucas?
>>65073976
How can you fap to just pictures? Jesus Christ.
>>65077313
You can't?
>>65077313
found the underage faggot
>>65076660
It's a cartoon you mentally ill degenerate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN74bOubUug
>he was the best star pilot in the galaxy and a cunning warrior
>He also had a cute little padawan with orange buttcheeks.
>Padawan means Jedi pupil who serve under a master who may or may not be a Jedi Master, which is a higher rank than Jedi Knight, but we still call them Jedi Knights.
>He was a good friend
It could work.
>>65077369
No. I can only fap to porn that shows penetration. Not a still image.
>>65077313
I masturbated to my imagination until I was 12.
>>65077442
It's ok, everyone is different. I can beat my meat using my imagination, pics and videos. I'm not even ashamed of saying this.
>>65077458
I upgraded to womens swimsuit catalogs when I was twelve
>>65077557
I moved up to pornhub at 12.
It's clear there's a generation gap between us
>>65077866
I wish I had that kind of fancy tech as a kid. I had to go into the woods or sketchy alleyways to find porn
>>65077458
>>65077557
>>65077866
>>65077985
Entitled little shits, back in my day we had nothing but cave paintings.
>>65078086
>he didn't have cunningly arranged rocks
fucking Pleistocenials.
>>65068847
I really, really like these threads.
Wait! Luke!
Did I ever tell you about gravity?
Most inhabited planets and moons in the galaxy had an acceleration of gravity at or near standard gravity of 9.81 m/s2. For beings who evolved on worlds that had standard gravity, travelling to planets that had lower or higher ones could be a a disturbing experience. On a lower-than-standard gravity planet, a Human could jump very high effortlessly. On a higher-gravity world, however, the same Human could feel plastered to the ground.[1] For example, the planet Carida had a gravity nearly twice the galactic standard,[3] which was turned into an advantage: Carida was the site of a reputed Military Academy, and its higher gravity enhanced the challenge of field maneuvers.[4] Some believed that low-grav locations such as Columus had health benefits to obese beings by reducing strain on the heart and increasing mobility. It was not at all the case, however. In fact, those who maneuvered on a low-gravity planet reduced their muscle use, which only tended to slow metabolism.[5]
Gravity was responsible for helping me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, find the missing planet of Kamino, as all nearby objects were drawn towards the spot where Kamino was supposed to be, though nothing was recorded in the Jedi Archives at those coordinates.
And he was a good friend.
>>65068847
is Ahsoka star wars lighiting?
>>65072443
You should study Shakespeare a little closer. Or just stop posting.
>>65079628
Does she have the armpits?
What do you goyim think she was doing in the time inbetween Clone Wars and Rebels?
>>65079742
Planning her revenge on the jedi
>>65068847
NICE MEME OP
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/_c6muMCV082IlSfYyG11rw/
QUALITY THREAD
>>65077442
Man. That really sucks for you
>>65079742
Rubbing her lekku in a cave by herself
>>65079811
And it's only the begging.
>>65079811
Doesn't this prove that it's not a meme if he actually posts it daily?
>>65069243
Orange booty mang.
Orange and red butt cheeks.
She's all grow up in Rebels.
Why would Vader be thinking of this orange lady thing when he's dying? Which novel says that's what he's thinking, and what's the reason?
>>65080226
What is happening here
>>65080810
That's Jabba's son or some shit
>>65080710
She's night on 40 m8
>>65077313
>"R-Real men masterbate to v-videos! R-Right guys?"
>>65080989
shes propably around mid 20 in rebels
>>65080989
36 by the time of Yavin. Isn't rebels way before that?
>>65081146
about 4-5 years before, IIRC.
>>65081146
That would make her about 31 in Rebels.
>>65080710
probably the only reason I started watching this again.
>>65069334
I never joke
Isn't Ahsoka an Indian name?
>>65081188
As old as old lady naboo in my book
Wait just a minute! Nobody else post until this has been confirmed!
Darth Vader (one of the most well known and iconic villains in any media ever) died thinking of orange ass?
>>65068847
Ahsoka's DSL and her slim figurine were great.
I'm sorry, why do people have a problem with Ahsoka? I can see how Rebels might piss people off, what with this time crunch and Jedi being present to help the Rebels, but The Clone Wars is easily the best part of the entire Star Wars series.
This is not debatable.
>>65081813
I can confirm that this is true.
>>65081844
Really? Thats kind of great.
>>65072662
>>65081813
Yes.
>>65081831
Pretty much. I think about her quite a bit if you know what I mean;)
>>65081841
It's probably due to the fact that, on paper, she sounds like an obnoxious special snowflake.
While she's well executed in reality, I can understand why people may have been put off by it.
>>65081841
She was rescued from the pit due Character Development.
>>65080868
that isn't ashoka
>>65081961
Same;)
>>65080868
That's the deleted scenes from RotS and that's Shaak Ti.
>watch Despecialized Editions
>this scene is fucking laughable because of his weird pixelated eyebrows
Why didn't he just leave it as it is in the Special Edition. I know it's not identical to the Theatrical Version but now it just looks fucking shit.
>>65086127
This is what I'm talking about, they also wiggle and move independently of his face. It's so goddamn distracting.
>>65086127
Because there's no HD versions of the SE an the existing rips don't scale very well to 720p. The author plans to use the 35mm version when the Team -1 finishes the scanning of the prints.
>>65086684
>...of the SE and* the...
Fixed
>>65080868
>>65084632
>deleted scene
That can't be right, the same thing is shown in somebody's vision in TCW.
Apparently she's making a live action appearance in Rogue One as well, so there's something else to be mad about.
>>65087018
If this happens I will cum buckets
>>65086851
That's the film though, not the CGI cartoon.
>>65076889
Why did they write new novelizations?
And why did they let hacks write them?
what book are people referencing? Ive read majority of the new major novels and none of them mention Vaders death in detail at all.
In an upcoming episode of rebels, Vader is going to rek her shit up, thats the only mention of it ive seen
>>65087018
Need a source ASAP
>>65072443
>like when Romeo kills himself immediately when he suspects Juliet of being dead, instead of waiting a day or two.
Autism alert
>>65087018
no goddamn way this will happen
>>65087018
>a character for kids making an appearance in a gritty, realistic schlock
nah
>>65087536
Never watched TCW, huh?
>>65087594
are you implying TCW was gritty and realistic?
>>65087536
>character for kids
>TCW
You clearly never watched it, since that was anything but made for kids. Slavery, drugs, sexual assaults, terrorism and a shitload of other things were touched upon.
>>65077458
I wish I could do that again, I've dumbed myself down to the point where I can only fap to videos. I used to be able to hallucinate encounters, like my sexy geography teacher stripping before me
>>65087616
No, but it wasn't childish.
Luke, did I ever tell you how much your father hated sand?
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sand
Sand is a tiny and monstrous creature.In fact, sand was pretty much everywhere, and it could easily kill you if you came to close upon it. One could say that Sand was not a good friend.
>>65069243
Its pretty clear Leia wasn't very important to him, he tortured her and planned to kill her in V. I dont know how important she would be to him he only found out she was his daughter in VI. And his only thought was to use her to bait Luke.
>>65068847
Star Wars is supposed to be some technologically advanced society, but every aged like shit from III to IV, and thats like 15 years apart?
>>65087018
SAUCE
>>65088222
jesus christ why is she so cute
Shaak Ti > Ahsoka
>>65088303
She is perfect. Anakin was a fool, he choosed old-lady-naboo instead of her.
>>65088587
Anakin had a mother complex.
>>65077390
Back to Reddit
>>65079282
fucking died
>>65072443
>tripfag
>>65075200
>Force Sensitive Jedi's can't sense somebody reaching for Ass.
Won't believe it until somebody posts a screen cap of the text from the book.
But ahsoka is an awesome character and was his padawan so why not?
>>65087536
>Implying the movies are gritty or realistic.
>>65076666
>they're all fictional
ah jeez
>>65068847
shitty fan fic tier garbage
>>65089724
I keep seeing this and I have no clue what the fuck this is.
Is it some kind of a magic trick where she sticks her thumb through her eye?
Is she masturbating with her ear?
Is she having a stroke?
What's going on?
>>65076449
hahahahahaha
>>65079282
new mem fresh off the presses
>>65089798
Isn't it better not to know though?
>>65079282
wtf
>>65076848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eZBevXohCI
>>65080226
What is this from?
I just got done binge watching TCW and this is new to me.
>>65090378
The arc of the first 3 episodes when Ahsoka becomes Anakin's padawan, they save Jumba the butts kid.
>>65090378
>>65090498
This from TCW movie, when they rescue Jabba's son. Shitty movie but the TV show was great.
