I never understood this. Why did Obi Wan never teach Luke anything before the events of Episode IV?
He was probably too emotionally fucked after everything that happened with Anikan to even consider approaching his kid. Plus Luke was just some whiny ass teenage boy in the grand scheme of things before he got ahold of artoo and threepio.
Why the fuck would he
Wo Long was the first Asian Jedi
Forget that, why the fuck didn't ANYBODY train this child to defend himself? He can bullseye womprats but you'd think after spending his entire life on a shitty desert planet controlled by gangsters and populated by assholes that it would take more than a few midgets in robes to wreck his shit. Doesn't help that his rifle is taller than he is.
>>65055121
>Doesn't help that his rifle is taller than he is.
That's adorable.
>>65055018
Wo Long > Plo Koon > Kit Fisto
>>65055211
>incompetent manlets are now adorable
He'd be dead or enslaved if Obi Wan didn't save his ass.
>>65055623
>incompetent manlets are now adorable
They are if they're Luke.
>>65054663
>If we answer this you'll probably come back asking to talk you through using your kitchen blender.
You just want a Hamillust thread don't you OP
>>65055879
I do, post more Hamills.
>>65055972
Okay
You guys realize you're homosexuals of the lowest degree, right?
>>65056007
Young Hamill was fucking top shelf m8
>>65056007
>husbandoing for best boy
>lowest degree
>>65055623
That's the appeal.
>>65054663
Because George hammered out the stories for the prequels in like a day. Same reason why Vader was just some thug in Episode IV but in I, II, and III he was space jesus.
And before you prequel loving faggots point it out, yes I'm quoting Plinkett. It's still the correct answer to OPs question.
>>65054663
>literally why didn't Obi wan teach luke before the movie. Why drag me to the theatre for story.
>>65055623
>enslaved Luke
Yum.
>>65056105
>he was space jesus
Space jesus who couldn't handle sidestepping.
Sometimes I wonder how aware of Luke Obi Wan was as he grew up. Did he keep an eye on him? Or did he just embrace hermit life and try to distance himself from anything to do with Anikan
>>65056239
>Did he keep an eye on him?
Yes.
I want the Obi-Wan movie to address this so bad.
>>65056269
>Obi-Wan movie
That would be somewhere around slightly less exciting as a slice of life movie about Yoda living along on Dagobah.
>>65056175
Luke seems more like space Jesus, especially in TFA.
>>65056362
>Obi-Wan's daily life featuring shota Luke
Would watch desu
>hair inspo from his daddy
>outfit inspo from his other daddy
>Luke, beware sheev's Lightning and spinning. He was a good enemy.
>>65056362
Eh, a bunch of anons sold me on it a while back.
They had pretty good ideas. But Disney probably won't.
>>65056462
Sheev never spun in the OT, nigga couldn't even get out of Vader's grasp. Luke probably could've rekt him had he actually fought him.
>>65056105
Considering he was basically the result of immaculate conception Space Jesus is a pretty accurate title.
>>65056447
>outfit inspo from his other daddy
But Han isn't his dad- oh.
>>65056447
last night was a good thread
>>65054663
the prequels are terrible half-assed attempts at Lucas grabbing some more toy merch money. He forgot everything the original crews did to change his frankly crappy Starkiller scripts into something passable, including making the force vague, and self directed.
When yoda says luke is too old for the training, he means that Luke should figure that shit out himself, but pressed for time in the middle of a rebel battle, Luke begs for help anyways. Jedi training before Vader's genocide was probably only giving the kids a few pointers and a lightsaber so they could figure it out themselves, that's kind of the whole mysterious asian dojo bullshit in a nutshell,
instead for the prequels Lucas went bonkeroo with a bunch of shit that didn't matter but ruined the vagueness of the originals.
>>65055701
why make gun so big?
>>65054975
As soon as he meets Luke in ANH he's giving him lightsabers and telling him to learn the jedi ways.
Why is he too old for Yoda but Obi-Wan waited until later in Luke's life to do anything?
>>65056626
To emphasize Luke's puniness.
>>65056537
The prequels are pretty heavily steeped in Christian themes, moreso than the OT which are closer to Greek classics.
The seduction of Anakin in particular strongly echos the temptation of Christ, where Christ fasted in the desert and Satan approached him on a mountaintop. He offered Christ dominion over all he could see if he would kneel to him. He tempted Christ by speaking of all the good he could do by seeking this physical, worldly power.
Christ turned him down. Anakin is an image of what could have been had Christ taken Satan up on his offer.
>>65056643
Because Qui-Gon taught him his weird ideas.
>>65056643
I thought that was because he got the info about Leia needing help and realized he had to get his shit together now or never and finally confronted Luke about it.
>>65056643
Yoda clearly has a preference for little boys.
>>65056665
>you will never watch a grizzled old bearmode Mark Hamill ravage the boipussy of a young and vulnerable Mark Hamill
I'm not even gay and the thought arouses me.
>>65056527
>that itty bitty pirouette
He's so graceful when he's not fucking about.
>>65056698
>Han reaches into his cloak and touches his elbow
>>65056722
I hate that I'm kind of into this. You faggots have ruined me.
>>65056674
9/10 Would buy it.
>>65056722
I never even considered this before,but damn. I like the way you think.
>>65056726
Even his spin techniques are cute.
>>65056762
Why did they cut out this scene?
>>65056891
Lucas probably didn't want to give people any excuses whatsoever to write homosex fanfiction.
>>65056722
t-this... why have i never thought of this?
>>65056891
>>65056527
He didn't need to. Luke was such a beta that he went down using only Sith Lightning. He could have spun if the need arose.
>>65056849
I don't get it. This scene only fucks up the story.
>>65056891
Good manly scene. Only a fag would find this homosex. Fags have ruined brotherhood.
>>65056955
I hope Lucas is aware of the fact that TFA has created a renewed interest in Han/Luke and there's nothing he can do about it
>>65054663
He was still grooming him.
>>65057043
I'd groom him if you know what I mean
>>65057018
>Luke was such a beta that he went down using only Sith Lightning.
Luke wasn't prepared for it and deliberately didn't fight to stick it to Sheev.
>>65057104
>ywn groom innocent shota Luke
>>65057036
Wonder if he knows Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher support Luke being gay
Did someone say shota Luke?
>>65057353
He probably checks their twitters daily and seethes over how happy and popular they are despite their setbacks in life.
>>65057375
Of course the Japanese would be responsible for this
>>65057375
Oh god
>>65057500
I got a BIG RED ONE for twink bait Hamill if you know what I mean
>>65057375
>>65056447
>>65056762
You just know
>>65057571
>BIG RED ONE
Is that any good?
>>65057375
How did shota Luke avoid getting picked up by sexual predators or sold into slavery?
>>65057662
It's ok
>>65057814
Jesus his eyes are next level there.
>that Luke
>>65057840
Obi-Wan.
https://vine.co/v/iOY3KTTHYri
Someone needs to gif/webm this entire vine
>>65057947
Here have a clearer lounging Luke.
>>65057904
>>65058070
>lies down with his leg up and open
What a slut.
>>65056674
OT has its share of Christian themes in regards to the Force.
Compare:
>"Size matters not...[etc]"
>"You want the impossible."
>x-wing rises
>"I don't believe it!"
>"That is why you fail."
To
> Because of your unbelief; for assuredly, I say to you, if you have faith as a mustard seed, you will say to this mountain, ‘Move from here to there,’ and it will move; and nothing will be impossible for you.
>>65058179
He just seems to naturally fall into that position.
>>65058067
>this face
>>65058067
>>65058421
Bless.
It's so hard to find stuff of pre-SW Hamill.
>>65056688
This
>>65058525
>>65058577
If my ass ever gets ahold of a time machine I'm going back and having a few words with the barber who styled his hair like that. It only looks good when it's all fucked up.
>>65056688
So was Obi just never going to teach Luke about anything Jedi related?
>>65058636
If you ever get a time machine, your first priority should be protecting Hamill and making sure he doesn't wreck his face in a car crash.
>>65058646
He probably wanted to avoid the topic altogether but pressing matters forced him to give Luke a crash course and then get Yoda to train him.
>>65058707
Shit that's right. Second priority is the hair.
>>65058577
>he doesn't have to duck
christ on crackers, he's precious
>>65058577
Why is Vader checking out his son's ass?
>>65058765
>those loose suspender looking leg straps
Why are they so good for muh dick
>>65058804
Would you blame him?
>>65058804
He's just admiring the character development of his son's fashion sense.
>>65058818
I always get the urge to pull on the straps from the front so they dig into his ass and thighs
>>65058804
>>65058831
>Obi-Wan kept this cute semen demon from me for all these years?
Probably wished he could kill him again.
>>65058818
>>65058907
>that part where he's crawling out of the swamp and his ass is soaked in the flightsuit
It's like artwork.
Is Luke a virgin?
>>65059084
If Rey isn't his daughter, then yes.
>>65059084
His friends on Tatooine regularly used him as a cum dump.
>>65059084
During the OT yes but only because Leia wasn't as aggressive as she could have been in her advances.
you guys are gay
don't turn me into one of you, i stopped going to /v/ because they were making me into a homo, not you guys too
>>65059228
>>65059256
Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Luke are horrible. I would never suggest removing his clothes and licking his tiny body all over, nibbling his neck and kissing his adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about his cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with his saliva, pumping in and out of his mouth until it erupts, the cum more than his little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down his chin over his flat chest, his tiny hands scooping it all up and watching him absorb it off his fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading his smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to his pure, tight, virginal asshole, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes his lips which are slippery with cum, while his small body shudders from having his anal virginity taken in one quick stroke.
I am even more disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over him, listening to his quickening breath, his girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, his sweet pants warm and moist on your face and his flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling to meet yours.
>>65059256
There's nothing gay about respecting and admiring Mark Hamill. It's only when you start salivating over lewd text posts involving imagining watching his sweaty fluffy hair bounce and stick to his flushed face as he rides your dick and milks you for every drop of cum in your body that it starts getting gay.
>>65059299
It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over his tiny body while you violate him, feeling his nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick his chest, his neck and his armpits, savoring the scent of his skin and swear while he trembles from the stimulation and as he reaches his climax, hearing him cry out softly as he has his first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside him, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through his freshly-deflowered ass for the first time, filling his ass only to spill out of him with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop his flushed body, he murmurs breathlessly, "Y-You came so much inside of me, Anon", then his fingers dig into your back as he feels your cock hardening inside him again.
You're all freaks. Luke's too pure for anyone to imagine him in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.
>>65055121
Hey, whoa buddy.
Jawas are the midgets. Sand people are 6-foot desert dudes who could take down a manlet like Luke by tripping over him.
>>65059135
In a shocking twist, not only is Rey a virgin birth on her mother's side, but her father's as well.
>>65056447
>>65055121
>it's a luke still doesn't know how to properly shoot a gun but he's getting better episode
>>65059602
It's all over the minute you start thinking about the pitch of his moans as you hammer his prostate and the way his back will arch and his shoulders will press into the ground so he has better leverage to fuck himself on your cock.
>>65059602
You don't wanna hear about Luke writhing on your bed, fingering himself open so he can take your cock, lube running down the insides of his thighs?
I'm glad we're all on the same page how fucking delicious Mark Hamill was in his twink days.
>>65059256
There's nothing gay about pulling open Luke's robe so you can lick and suckle his perky pink nipples as he blushes in embarrassment over how sensitive he is. There's nothing gay about brushing your thumb against his already dripping petite cock and getting a taste of his sweet seed before gathering more and using it to lubricate his virgin cunt. There's nothing gay about lifting his small legs so that they're practically up to his chest as you get a perfect view of his pink hole before lining your dick up against it and seeing him already moan in reckless anticipation. There's nothing gay about imagining what his gasps and panting sounds like as you mercilessly pound his tiny body. There's nothing gay about wondering how tight and hot he must feel inside and how many times he'll let you cum inside him till he's practically dripping with semen.
Don't worry, anon.
>>65059768
>dat doublechin
The drosh start before we even knewl
>>65059828
Anon, please, I can't take much more.
>>65059802
He's already so whiny, just imagine how prettily he must whine once he becomes addicted to your cock.
>>65056072
> wah~!
> pomf
>>65059872
n-no anon
>>65059690
>>65059802
>>65059828
t-this is wrong!
>>65059872
Stop it you godless degenrate!
>>65059872
He'd probably have begging down to an art.
>>65059923
No, this is so right.
>>65059828
>>65059690
>>65059353
>>65059310
>>65059299
>>65059872
>ywn have Luke down on his knees whimpering and begging to suck your dick as you constantly refuse him
>ywn be woken up by him sucking your dick while you were asleep
>ywn admonish him for it
>ywn hear him whine "but I want it so bad, anon, it's all I ever think about! please let me have it" as he slavishly laps at your hard cock
>ywn punish him by fucking him mercilessly
>ywn rim luke for the first time and revel in his surprise and reluctance as he tries to push your head away even has his hips twitch and grind down on your face while he mounts to a quick orgasm since the sensation of your tongue getting him wet and ready is so filthy and intense and new that he can't hold back
>this fucking thread
H-hey guys what's going on in this thread
STOP FAPPING TO ME /tv/!
>>65060072
Nah
>luke stops wearing his robes and starts exclusively wearing a slave bottom piece because it gives you easier access to his ass
>>65060135
Just remove the pants to his ANH outfit and you're set.
>>65060135
>luke stops wearing his robes
>>65059984
>>65060012
>ywn try to 69 Luke
>ywn realize that he's too small to actually reach your dick so you're content just rimming him as he rests on your body
>ywn have him occasionally move up so he can lap at your cock
>ywn tell him to stop because it's distracting you from opening him up
>ywn hear him whine "but I can't help it anon! Every time I see your c-cock, I just want to put it in my mouth"
>ywn then make him ride you as he thanks you for indulging him
>>65060156
The robes are practically a skirt already.
>>65060072
This is the price you pay for being a kawaii twink in your youth, Mr. Hamill.
>>65060156
>>65060199
>all he wears is the robe to cover his upper thighs
>every time he gets hard the front lifts up and shows off everything anyway
>>65060072
>yfw he comes to /tv/
>yfw he's both a little happy and very disgusted by this thread and probably also sad that he will never be young Mark Hammil again
Luke... had a hard life...
from yesterdays thread :3
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5725996
>>65060258
Why didn't you save him?
I'm surprised he didn't commit suicide after the crash.
>>65060258
This actually makes me kinda sad because I respect him and I want him to be happy but his younger self isn't going to stop appealing to my dick any time soon.
>>65060253
Goddamn
>tfw i have my first 9 am class of the semester tomorrow but i don't want to leave this thread
This higher education bullshit is really going to cut into my quality hamillust time.
>>65060357
>less Hamillust threads
It was bound to happen.
>>65060258
he'd try posting about how luke is now daddy-tier or something
>>65060386
premature rip for the hamillust golden age hopefully another one will be triggered by the next SW movie.
>>65060253
Imagine how embarrassed he'd be.
Imagine if it happened around someone assertive enough to just reach over and lift up the skirt to get a good eyefull of his cock.
Imagine how incredibly flustered he'd get and how quickly he'd pull his skirt down again.
Imagine if he got erect while sandwiched between two strangers.
Imagine if they lifted up the robes and started mercilessly stroking his dick and fingering his boypussy as he whimpers and begs them to stop.
>>65060426
i want to stay on mister lukes wild ride
>>65060357
>>65060386
This thread is unusually late, they normally happen earlier.
>>65060258
I would still an old man Hamill. I've seen a lot of grills say he's a silver fox now.
Anybody have any recent unJUST Hamill btw? I need more.
>>65060269
How much can I pay this person to write more work like this?
>>65060258
I know. He seems like such a nice dude on Twitter. It makes me feel guilty about lusting after his younger self.
>>65055701
That's a big gun
>>65060386
>less Hamillust threads
B-but I'm not ready to let it go yet ;_;
>>65060600
He's a small guy
>>65060476
>>65060605
We're still here and we're still lusting so don't give up just yet.
>>65060269
>>65060411
Luke is now daddy-tier though.
>>65060357
I've managed to continue schooling and still have time for the chans, you can make it work, anon. Show your dedication to your waifu.
>>65060663
Sugar daddy tier.
>>65059879
>w-what are we gonna do on the ground, sand person?
>>65060663
>old luke will never kiss the nape of your neck and nuzzle you with his beard while he thoroughly debauches you
why even be alive
>>65060773
Would old Luke still be as virginal and inexperienced as young Luke?
>>65054663
because Uncle Owen wouldn't let Luke be trained and Obi-Wan respected Owens wishes.
>>65060793
By the time he hits ROTJ he's certified power bottom tier so the question instead is would he develop into a top or stay a bottom.
>>65055121
>a few midgets in robes
The Sand People were taller than Luke,though. And they're supposed to be insanely tough, they've been attacking the farmers in that area with stone age technology and winning for at least 30 years.
>>65060799
Why was uncle Owen such a dick? No wonder Luke didn't care when they died.
>>65060793
Maybe, but the passage of time and his self-imposed exile would make him treasure long, gentle, intimate foreplay just as much as the sex itself.
>>65055623
>He'd be dead or enslaved if Obi Wan didn't save his ass.
If you want an invincible protagonist, why don't you just watch the 2015 version of A New Hope instead of the 1977 version?
>>65060832
I would rather teach shy old hermit Luke the ways of sex desu. He'd probably be so bashful and wonder why you'd even want to fuck an older man like him.
>sexualizing Old Luke
Is nothing sacred?
>>65060878
>Rey will never hit on old Luke and revel in his shocked, embarrassed response
>>65060878
:3
>get young luke to call you daddy
>he turns bright red and tries to cover his face
>call old luke daddy
>he turns bright red and tries to cover his face
Eternally pure
>>65060905
Old or young, he's still Luke and he's still perfect for sexualizing.
>>65060928
>Rey calls him Daddy
>>65060928
I think this thread is going to give me a heart attack.
>>65060912
Good
>>65060954
>hes literally her daddy
>>65056447
That shit ass grip. Some padawan shit right there.
>>65060981
>Luke will never be your pathetic and helpless padawan that you constantly need to rescue
jdimsa
Literally begging to be tenderly loved
God, Mark's always smiling in like every behind the scenes picture.
How can one man be so moe?
He's so tiny
>alec guinness's silent cry for help
>>65061043
>you will never console luke and hold him to your chest after he bursts into frustrated tears when he cant master something no matter how hard he trains
>>65060979
>implying Rey being lewd to Luke isn't the only thing that would make her likable
>>65061119
Referring to
>>65061078
These threads make me extra retarded because my blood is rushing away from my brain and straight to my dick half the time
>this entire thread
>>65061127
Yoda missed some prime opportunities
>>65060981
Luke's hopelessness is cute
CUTE!
>>65061127
I wish to kiss frustrated Luke's tears and then sit him on my lap and find a more lewd way to assure him that he's a perfect Jedi ;_;
>>65061078
>>65061119
>>65061154
How can Guinness be so miserable when he's around a happy prime Hamill all the time?
>trash compactor model set includes han and chewie trying to get shit done in a heroic manor
>meanwhile luke is in the corner being molested by the tentacle monster
He needed more than just Jedi training in ANH
>>65061320
Nearly the only time he looks happy on set is in the pictures with just him and Hamill
>>65061327
Lewd.
>>65061327
Oh wow, they even have it sliding around his leg, like it's something out of a hentai.
>Chewie does nothing but watch in interest
>>65061327
>luke is so tiny that the tentacle trash monster managed to completely submerge him in ankle deep water
>>65061359
Apparently Guiness was bi?
>>65061452
If that's the case than at least he's confirmed for good taste
>>65061452
Who wouldn't be around him?
>>65061415
What is it about Luke being so small that is so erotic? It just makes me want to do terribly lewd things to him.
Dagobah Luke a best
>>65061553
He's so small it'd be very easy to manhandle him as you wish.
