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What's your favorite Plinkett quote? >"It reminds
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What's your favorite Plinkett quote?

>"It reminds me of a certain four-letter word I'm always forced to go back to with these movies...FUCK"
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>>65051752

We've already collectively decided it was the monster mash from III.
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>[Samuel L. Jackson flies out the window] I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL!
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Browns and beige
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RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.

I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.

They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely and pathetic road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.
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>"So Anakin kneels before the monster mash and pledges his allegiance to the graveyard smash"
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>>65051752
>Plot convenience equals movie suck
Pay no attention to TFA
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>>65051903
see the thing about this line is it's so genius mike will never top it

truly a tragedy
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Ohhh
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>>65051824
Shit. I agree with this too.
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>>65051878
But Gene Siskel gets a pass, eh.

I know it's pasta
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Ahh yes, RedditLetterMedia!
The movie "critics for people who don't really watch movies because they are "too busy" playing video games and watching animu.

But hey, LE STAR WARS PREQUELS SUCK XDDD right?
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>>65051752

My favorite is probably the almost out of character/genuine "fuck you" he gives to George Lucas about the lack of tension from the jedi fighting droids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLF34EBB1D68064251&v=SOlG4T1S2lU&feature=player_detailpage#t=236
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>>65052095
>attacking them for things their audience does
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>>65052095
Shut up, Colo-clawfish, you autistic fuck.
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>>65052095
>He doesn't enjoy the prequels and Plinkett's deconstruction equally
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>>65051852
This.
>Earth tones, people!
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>"Put it in the tea! Put it in the tea! Put the rat poison in the tea!"

>"Then pump in more gas and keep pumping it in for like four hours. Obviously you never suffocated a hooker that was trying to escape from your crawlspace before."
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>>65051962
How is that genius or even clever?
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>>65052723

hello reddit?
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fuck you rick berman you ruined this too?
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Everthing with Gold shirt guy is gold.
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>>65053304
I'm not getting the joke.
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>>65051752
Best by far is the Olsen Twins joke where he jizzes on the TV and it just explodes.

Most quoted line amongst my circle of friends
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>>65054808
which review is that?
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>>65051752
>so anyway, Anikan kneels down before MonsterMash and pledges his loyalty to the graveyard smash.
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I watch the review of the prequels every single day tbqhfm, it's my background noise.
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>>65054870
This is it
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>>65051752
>I bet you're pretty tired. I'd be pretty tired too.
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>wait, what did you just say? about mein kampf?

>>65052118

this is pretty great too
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>>65051824
My desire to be contrarian is not strong enough to overcome how obviously correct this is.
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>>65054870
This, easily.
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>>65054952
this
fuck that is funny
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>>65054859
Indiana Jones iirc
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>>65054952
This one's fantastic but so much better in context.
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>So anyway the urban market stole my tv, so they do like movies
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Anakin is a retard

Wait, can I still say that? I mean that Anakin is an exceptional individual.
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>>65051752
>Fuck movies
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>>65051824
III was the funniest review, but also the most wrong
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>Anakin kneels before Monster Mash and pledges his loyalty to the graveyard smash.
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>>65054952

The dub matched up pretty good too
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>>65055599

Speaking of dubs...
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>STOP ASKING ME WHO I AM
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>>65051878
I like this copypasta
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>>65051824
I still don't get it.
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What do people like to see in movie reviews that makes RLM relatively popular? Does it need to dissect plot points or speculate on how the film was made?

Or is it just a cult of personality and people would watch them review old vacuum cleaners if it meant an hour of feeling less alone?
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>>65051752

Whenever he says webzone.

Mailing people pizza rolls

When he pulls that movie out of the litterbox
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>>65056012
This is totally not a loaded question at all
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>>65056137
Ok I'll rephrase to something less b8y:

What makes RLM so popular?
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>>65056189
Just two guys talking about movies without any forced enthusiasm or negativity that are nicely edited down to remove dead air and boring shit. Also it's shot decently it isn't just one camera in someone's bedroom and Mike and Jay work off each other with Rich sometimes in the review.
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>>65056189

Their popularity hinges on the fact that you get pissy about unimportant youtube fame faggots
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>>65051752
"Now the 'Urban Market' once stole my TV, so I know they like movies."
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I don't think I understand the monster mash line.
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>>65056392
I'm not really pissy, I kinda thought it'd be fun to write reviews of these B movies I got in a bargain bin at this old video store in town, but I don't know if I should just write some or set up a little review show with friends.
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>>65056531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvKjjYoWC_E
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>>65051752
Literally who?
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>>65056189
I've watched about 50 movies they've recommended and liked about 3/4 of them. Their humor appeals to me too. I'm over 30 and have never been on reddit btw.
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>>65055390
>most wrong

Huh?

It's the most technical of the three reviews, it's less about the stupidity of the plot (which is I and II) and more about the technical failing: bad editing, shot reverse shot, lack of consistent tone, why Darth Vader's fall shouldn't have been the story, etc.

I honestly think the bit ("The impotence of Darth Vader") is the best segment of any of the three reviews.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABcXyZn9xjg#t=1h8m7s

at 1 hour 8 minutes if that doesn't link directly
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>>65056562
So it's just a reference to a song because Palpatine looks like a monster?
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>>65056724
yeah. i don't get why people love it so much either
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>>65056724
That's what I'm getting from it. Hardly "genius" like the other anon described.
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>>65056012
It's a combination of scathing criticism of an already widely disliked film, the jarringly funny character he uses as a device to do it with and the occasionally deep metacriticism of the state of hollywood, which is also widely disliked among those who give enough of a fuck to even care about criticism.

I only like the reviews he does in character, the out of character ones lack the same appeal.
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>>65056724
He looks like something out of a Hammer horror film, that was the POETRY that Lucas was trying to make with the new Sheev design. Compare how he looks in ROTJ and in ROTS.
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>>65055090
This.
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>>65056355
this
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>>65056724
>>65056774
>>65056828
it's funny because it came out of nowhere in an otherwise serious segment of the review.
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>>65051824
this, it has been decided
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>>65056724
Its just a funny illiteration.
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>>65051852
>And mother of pearl!

>Browns and beiges and light browns and dark browns and browns and beeeige. Browns and beiges and light browns and dark browns and browns and beeeige.

>They wear earth tones because they live on a planet.

Literally perfect comedic delivery.
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>>65051824
Kek yeah that was good
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My favourite:

How would you rape the Millenium Falcon?

I KNOW...I'VE DONE IT!
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>>65056189
The dry sense of humor. I hate over the top idiots like the Nostalgia Critic, and I much prefer the dry, laid back, and often sarcastic humor of RLM.

That's not to say they don't have their flaws. Sometimes they just plain get basic concepts wrong, sometimes aspects of their personalities can annoy me, and sometimes they're so predictable in their reviews it's boring.

Also this sums up Plinkett well: >>65056918
I agree that Plinkett is still by far the best thing they've done, largely because of the character, the editing, and the time put into the actual critique. BOTW is fun too though, because I love shitty movies.
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>>65053790
>reddit user still hasn't watched Plinketts prequel reviews
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I like it when other boards use RLM reaction images
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>>65057412
The lack of Plinkett is depressing...it's the best thing they do and only Mike can do Plinkett well...Rich's Plinkett is lame.
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>>65051824
This or the General Greivance stuff
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Harry S. Redditt
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>>65057480
It is. Like I said, I enjoy BOTW, but I'd trade that and HITB gladly for more Plinkett, even if Plinkett doesn't come out often.

Mike is definitely to me, the strongest one in the bunch. He has the better editing and comedic timing to me. I actually enjoy when Rich comes in sometimes too, because even though he may not have as much film knowledge, it's nice to get another perspective.
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>>65057193
No, it's funny because he kills people.
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>>65057193
>came out of nowhere

He refers to him as monster mash throughout the whole review. If if it did come out of nowhere, that doesn't make it clever or funny. It makes it the comedic equivalent of a jumpscare.

I never found to plinkett reviews to be all that funny. I just like them as a lighthearted mix of tongue-in-cheek and serious criticisms.
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Tshi.

Which means disappointed in the cooking of the duck meat.
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so many quotable ones

>hey is that the script

>thanks for the ride IDIOTS

>i think you took that hit pretty well

>BOOM, KABLAMO
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>>65057425
It's likely that I'd watched them many times before you even found out about them or this site.

If you think "lol palpatine looks like a moster so I'll reference monster mash" is a "genius" joke I'm afraid I have bad news for you..
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>>65055711

>I have my books on tape
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What is it about ricks and what's wrong with your faaaccee also ginny
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Also on on the ship is Commander Nefarious, Captain Im a Bad Guy and Admiral Bone-to-pick
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>>65058002
It's just the timing of it all. When you quote it on an indonesian basket weaving consortium it sounds fucking dumb
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>GET OUTTA MY POPCORN TUB
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>having a creepy skeletor hand
>oh wait, we're done with that part
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>>65058002
>It's likely that I'd watched them many times before you even found out about them or this site.
NO IM AN OLDFAG TOO XDDD
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>>65051752
>You know Anakin, the sith lords have the ability to save pregnant women from dying during childbirth
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>>65051878
Interesting, this IS literally what my mother said when she saw the RLM video I showed her.

She was mostly upset because they said Princess-General Leia looked old. Star Wars was her first date with my dad.
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>>65051824
This is basically indisputable. I was in tears after I first heard that.
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>>65058204

This is one of those instances where Mike's ignorance shows. Mike apparently doesn't know that Grevious is actually a word, and once or twice calls him Greivance, and I don't think he's conscios and doing it for the sake of the joke.

It's also like where someplace else, I forget, Mike makes a joke about "overkill" and he says "overkill, literally" and theres a rimshot as if he's said something clever. Apparently Mike doesn't know that overkill means exactly that and isn't just a metaphor.
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>>65051752
I loved Space Cop
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>>65058634
what and idiot he is (mike)
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Hey there wagecuck, how's it hangin? Still at work? Are you hiding in the bathroom to quickly check 4chan or are you on your "lunch?" That sounds fun either way. I'm about to go snort some cocaine and fuck my trap girlfriend. After that we'lre going to see The Force Awakens for the 4th time and plan on sneaking in some twizzlers. We might even stop by Walmart later to see you! She needs to pick up an enema and I need some zinc for semen gains. Ta ta for now, tee hee
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>>65058653
You haven't seen it.
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>>65058634
>colo claw fish detected
fuck off spastic
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>>65057738
>thanks for the ride, IDIOTS

prolly my fav, f a m
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>>65054925
This is also mine, I love it I love it
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>>65058344
Fair enough. Timing is everything for some people.

>>65058380
Wow anon, great post! Keep it up, I'm proud of you.
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>>65058653
>implying anyone's seen it yet
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>>65051824
Probably the most clever thing he said. But I didn't really laugh that much.
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>...and Kevin Bacon.
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>>65059111
>clever

How?
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>>65052095
you are a teenager, you like those terrible, terrible movies because you grew up with them
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>IN THIS VIDEO THAT I MADE FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES
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who here's actually listened to the whole colo claw fish video?
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>>65056531
It's not overly clever. It just highlights how idiotic joining with Sidious is, he's essentially joining evil personified to do evil things to save a girl who's not in any danger what so ever. It's a load of nonsense and the line is too which is why it sums it up so brilliantly.
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who was that sexy hooker from those reviews anyway?
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>>65057582
I really think mike, jay and rich are the core and am glad it's essentially just them with hitb. Botw if fine with there random friends from time to time
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Is Space Cop any good?
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>>65059109
if you lived in Milwaukee you could have.
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>>65059411
Nadine? Her name is Jocelyn Ridgely and she has a role in Space Cop. Amazing what you can find out with half a brain and 30 seconds in google.
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>>65051824
>>65051903
>>65051824
Fucking this. I laughed so hard at that I had to pause the video for a minute. Also
>what is wrong with your face!?
and
>Admiral Bone-To-Pick
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>>65059176
>He's talking about us isn't he?
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>>65052140
No, you're the redditor.

Hating the prequels is reddit as fuck.
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A communications disruption can only mean one thing...invasion
>it can also mean you forgot to pay your phone bill
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>>65059588
>hating the prequels is reddit as fuck
Since when? /tv/ has always bashed the prequels for being shitty movies, it wasn't until recently (post TFA release) that some people have started to say "/tv/ always liked the prequels and only reddit hates them."
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>>65051824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du0buC_H0CQ
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>>65058634
you realize this isn't an actual representation of Mike for most of the reviews right? that it's a character?
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>>65059411
>>65059528
Ever notice that all but one of the females who have had major on camera roles are redheads?
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this guy does the same thing I do in my papers

makes a lot of points across the board for two hours and then comes up with a really strong thesis

the thesis is right at the end of the paper though, because you start drawing out the big conclusions and it all makes sense

you have to figure out what your big points are BEFORE you go about proving them, generally

I think that's his largest issue in coherency
just makes the videos before he thinks them through
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>>65059528
when she gonna do porn senpai?
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>>65059665
>Since when?

Since never, but seeing as you're being strung along so easily you probably belong on reddit anyway.
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>>65059764
>I was just pretending to be retarded!
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>>65059755
There are hotter redheads in porn already.
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>>65058634
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>>65059782
Fuck off retard, not even the same guy. You're clearly an idiot.

>guy makes outlandish claim that /tv/ has always approved of the prequels

>you respond with "really? since when?"

He barely baited the hook and you still bit. Fuck off back to reddit.
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FIFTY NINE MINUUUUTES!
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>>65059799
but how many hot short hair bitches? barely any
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>This is what we call filler, and not the kind of filler in twinkies. Mmmm, I like to fuck my cat
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>>65059985
Googling short haired redhead yields plenty of results anon.
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>>65060234
they don't get my dick just right bro
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>>65059740

and that mike finds kirsten dunst very attractive?
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>Na'vi, look at my Titanic snow globe!
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>>65051752
>nah I'm just kidding that word is GARBAGE
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>Who needs this shit?
>*shattering sound*
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>>65060407
>Mike runs a casting couch for redheads

>That fat brunette who played the cop on HitB only got the part because rich was in charge of casting that month
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>>65055711
>You don't need to know who I am, or where I'm broadcasting this from. Just do what I say!
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>>65054894

This.

It's perfect to just put on and occasionally jump into, since there's always something amusing going on.
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>Wait, how will you be sitting ducks without a shield generator? Are you implying that *with* a shield generator, you *wouldn't* be sitting ducks?
>Also how does a shield generator get hit when the shields are up? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of a shield gene-ah, fuck it.
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>But wait, there's more! In the first five minutes of this movie we've already gotten into territory where every line of dialogue and action makes no sense!
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>>65058634
The joke is more on how old and incoherent Plinkett is, combined with the fact that "General Grievous" is kind of a doofy name. So Plinkett deliberately calls him an even doofier name. He does it to Padme, like, seven times.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOjvwH6K0YU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOjvwH6K0YU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOjvwH6K0YU

Do you agree with Plinkett on TFA?
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>>65060584
That fucking scene

My fucking God.

That shit scene raped Star Trek harder than anything in the prequels.
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>>65060925
>Also on the ship are Commander Nefarious, Captain I'm-A-Bad-Guy, and Admiral Bone-To-Pick. But they don't mention them.
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>>65056189
>What makes RLM so popular?
plebs need to confirm and reinforce their taste.
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>>65061059
These characters are not canon. Plinkett just pulled them out of his ass much like the rest of his "points"
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>>65059519
Does anyone live there after Dahmer killed everyone?
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>>65051752
it's actually the Kurlin-nescar breaking sound effect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOVkixm5MZA
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>Paging Dr. Plinkett. Dr, Plinkett is in I'm here! Someone pass me the Vicodin. No wait, we need Ambien. Well... we sure need somethein.
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>>65051851

>Oh my god! I just killed Samuel L Jackson for this shit.
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>>65061467
>These characters are not canon. Plinkett just pulled them out of his ass

You don't say?

>like the rest of his "points"

He makes concise and valid points though.
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There's a lot of good ones. Monster mash is definitely a favorite. The scenes of him in his basement are good too, like when he finds the skull in his Titanic popcorn tub. I like the acid quote from the Avatar review. And the stool joke is so stupid it's funny.

>Who gives a crap how dark it is? My STOOL is dark, and the doctor says that's bad. I dunno why he thinks he knows so much about interior decorating though.
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>>65057738

>No more Amida-mo,
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>Would you like a refreshing beverage? While I explain to you how your mother was kidnapped and raped. Oh.
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>>65051852
I kek everytime
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>>65061467
So when you watch that review you think he's trying to make people believe those characters are really in the movie?
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>>65056189
I like it when Mike is drunk. He just sits there silently then out of nowhere makes fun of Rich. I love it.
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>>65060925

Yes. What's also true is that Mike didnt know that grevious is actually a word. It's not just something Lucas made up to sound like grievance, but is actually a real word.
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>>65062057
mike is an incredible dumb-ass
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>>65061467
Jesus Christ
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>>65059126
gay robots
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>>65062057
haha, what a fuckin idiot. Mike should pick up dictionary or something.
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>>65062057
Do you seriously think that? It's not exactly an obscure word. He's just making fun of the fact that Grievous's name sounds like a bad Superfriends villain. Unless you believe that Mike also thinks the name of Natalie Portman's character is "Queen Amig-dahlen."
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>>65062057

I'm sure he knew grievous is a real word. He deliberately mispronounces characters' names throughout the the reviews.
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>>65062057
he also thinks there were multiple separatist admirals on board one ship. If he'd ever cracked a book he'd know that is not how their navy was organized
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>"I hate it when he does that."
>Yeah, I bet you do. Asshole.
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>They don't call him Kit Fisto 'cause he's into chicks.
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>Oui oui Padmé, can I take you out to the **** and give you a **** and ****?

Comedy G O L D
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>>65062245

Hey Raynor, how's it going? Do you have another 100-page rebuttal to share with us?
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>>65058634
he also calls the Neimoidians the Shatenarians, want to bitch about that too?
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>>65062329
but what did he say? I assume it was can i fuck you in the ass but what's the rest?
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How do you think Plinkett will start the TFA review?

>number one: A new A New Hope
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>>65062164
I liked during the Star Trek review when he fucked with the audio every time he said Uhura so it become increasingly unnatural
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>>65062375
>Neimoidians/Shatenarians
this is an easy mistake to make because, as established in dark horse's star wars: pirates of kessel space #32, the shatnerians look very similar to the neimoidians
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>>65062390
>Implying we'll ever get a TFA review

Even if Mike had problems with it he won't Plinkett it. He liked it, and if he makes a review ripping it apart people will just assume he hated it, and after ripping the prequels apart he doesn't want to rip apart the sequels too. People just need a new Star Wars to enjoy.
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>>65062378
No idea, but that sequence and his entire analysis of Anakin's terrible strategy to attract Padmé is amazing.
And in this review I laugh everytime he plays that clip with George Lucas saying "it's like poetry, it rhymes".
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>>65051752
>hey Nute, you're being had, time to stop making decisions buddy

that line always kills me
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>>65062392
I like that too.
>>65062448
He reviewed Trek 09 as Plinkett and liked it, but I agree, I doubt he'll do one for TFA. It will be a pleasant surprise if he does.
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>>65062473
that sequence is brilliant. I love when Mike does a checklist of things, it's great. It reminded me of the Jack and Jill HITTB
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>>65062390
a plinkett review requires an intensely flawed but strangely well performing/received movie that people aren't committing to loving or hating one way or another.

If you've actually seen the plinkett reviews, you can basically see how TFA was built around what they said about the relations between the prequels and the OT.
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>INVASION! .....of boring
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>>65051752
>>65062473

>I take it all back. George Lucas, I present you with the "Completely and Totally Understands Women" Trophy. You've earned it, my friend.
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>>65062535
>a plinkett review requires an intensely flawed but strangely well performing/received movie that people aren't committing to loving or hating one way or another.
no, that's what you require for one
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>>65062514
That bit at the end when he's talking about killing everyone and he's still doing the check list is great.
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>>65059309
it's impossible!
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>>65062592
I mean...it's no "DUDE SHOES LMAO". I'd rather sit through ALL of colo claw fish than the 4 minutes of """""comedy"""""
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>They don't call him Kit Fisto 'cause he's into chicks.

and later

>And don't say "It was the will of the Force" unless you don't want me to send you a pizza roll. And when I give it to you I'm gonna shove it up your a-
Brief shot of Kit Fisto with an abrupt cut.

I'd love to find out how much of the editing is in Mike's original script and how much he did himself. And additionally how much of it was done by Jay.
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>>65062560
that's what the prequels were, though.
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>>65061467
You fucking autist
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Some of my favorite lines are from the audio commentary

>Let me ask you, what came first, the chicken or the egg?
>The chicken of course, or else how would the egg get laid?
>A better question is, how are you gonna get laid?

>It's always Pie Day at Baker's Square you asshole!
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>>65062740
But that's not necessarily why Mike chose to review them. Your "requirements for a Plinkett review" are the result of trying to find a common element to the films he's already reviewed while ignoring the most likely one: Mike's personal interest.
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>>65062955
Or I'm considering the success of the prequel reviews as a necessary component in a "plinkett" review. As the prequel reviews weren't the only plinket reviews, but they were the only breakout successful plinket reviews.
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>>65063017
adding even more subjective criteria isn't really bolstering your argument too much
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>>65062329

I've seen these reviews so many god damned times, and this part makes me laugh every time without fail.
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>>65062482

>It's time to retire. You know, hang up the ol' hat that you're wearin--oh I guess he died then.
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>>65062560

He's kinda right though. He's reviewed Titanic and Avatar, as well. Both of those are kind of cringe inducing and weird but performed very, very well.
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The delivery for this one is everything though

>With these fucking Star Wars prequels, I'm always forced to go back to Screenwriting 101, and a big four-letter word that comes to mind: FUCK. No, I'm just kidding. The word is CRAP. No, I'm just kidding. The word is SHIT. I'm just kidding. The word is PISS. I'm just kidding. The word is POOP. I'm just kidding. The word is GARBAGE. Naw, I'm just kidding, the word is TONE!
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>>65057429

they're how i even started coming on /tv/, saw them on /ck/ or some shit and was intrigued
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>>65051752
When he keeps saying "PALPATINE'S BEHIND IT ALL" when talking about really obvious giveaways, makes me kek.
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>>65051752
"shut your whore mouth i'm trying to make a video for the INTERNET"
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>>65062378
>can I take you out to the cafe and give you a scone and biscuits?
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> For Christ sake, parents don't love their kids, men don't love women, Mace is unmarried, Palpatine don't got a wife. In fact, the only person in the galaxy who's married is Jimmy Smits.

>Wait, why is Jimmy Smits in this movie?
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Pretty much anything where the sound cuts off at the very last second is great

>I've analyzed this scene with a group of cheerleaders, and we came to the conclusion that if I let them go they won't tell nobody-
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>>65051752
Pinklett is horribly unfunny and i dont understand how anyone is able to listen to his shit for more than 30 seconds.
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>>65059309

Link?
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>>65063631
>It's like screwing up mashed potatoes. You boil the water. You pour the packet-- Number one, the characters.
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>>65063694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35ZKtndTe1g
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>>65063736
>for my avatar I will be using the Colo Claw Fish

Oh fuck!
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>>65056678
It's definitely the darkest of the three.
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>>65063771
yeah, mate. this is pure autism. unadulterated
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>>65063730
I liked Monster Mash but this one's pretty good too.
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>>65063730

All the awkward cuts where he stops himself before he runs a joke into the ground not only save the joke, but almost add an extra punchline on top.
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>>65051824
i like how even in the recent star wars videos they still refer to sheev as monster mash
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>>65059839
>claim that /tv/ has always approved of the prequels
No I didn't you stupid redditor, learn how to read.
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>>65058634
>conscios
Don't worry. You'll win the spelling bee next year, champ.

Fucking autist...
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>>65063091
So many god damn times? They are hours long, why would you watch them more than once? Twice I can understand. That kind of repeated behavior is actually literally a sign of autism.
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>>65063982
I cannot stand edit-based gags. This is why I prefer Best of the Worst because they are used very sparingly. I would warn anyone like me from watching the Plinkett reviews if you are sensitive to the way videos are cut together.
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>>65059882

Yeah I'm gonna go with this.

>WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO US?
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>>65064268

Because they're funny and I like them as background noise. For me it's like rewatching a movie I like. What's your fucking problem mate?
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>>65058204
>Also on on the ship is Commander Nefarious, Captain Im a Bad Guy and Admiral Bone-to-pick
which part of 3 is this from? I can't even find it
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>>65064585
Nice spelling mistakes, dipshit.
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>>65054870
I honestly don't get this one. I'm a 22 year old europoor, is that why?
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>>65064592
>Commander Nefarious, Captain Im a Bad Guy and Admiral Bone-to-pick
To be fair, they were spelled N4E-OS, Immab'ad Gaii & Boentu Pikk in the EU material so it wasn't THAT obvious but yes, this was the one time Lucas went too far.
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>you said it brother
>wait, YOU said that?!
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>>65064642

I didn't make a single error in my post. This is either low level trolling or you're mad projecting your own fucking deficiencies.
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>>65064863
Fuck you.
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>>65064742

Quality post.
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All the times he plays the "I may have gone too far in a few places" clip.
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>post in a thread
>thread dies

Every fucking time ever since 2008.
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>>65065135
to be fair, you're a bit late, fampai
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Did he edit in the Curling-nascar crashing sound effect, or was it actually in the movie?
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>>65062592
It's not impossible. I've done it.
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>>65062718
Jay said his only contrabution was the interview he gave. Rich helped Mike taking notes while watching the movie
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You might not have realised
but your brain did
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>>65051878
It's not bad that there's a possibility to criticize things, and media, and institutions. In the end, feedback helps everyone.
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>>65054808
How is that a quote? You're describing an action.
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>there's never going to be another plinkett review
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The relationship advice segment was the best.
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>>65051824
it is known
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>>65051878
>Gen-X
>implying there is any historical or scientific definition for any generation in all of mankind aside from the baby boomers.
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>>65063736
>the mr plinkett character has a fondness for totino pizza rolls
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>>65057097
This.
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>But instead he went with the whole bug-through-the-window approach. You know the classic.
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>>65057738
fuck I gotta rewatch these again soon
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>>65051752
Probably the first lines in the TPM one.
"The biggest disappointment since my son. Unlike my son, though, who had the common decency to hang himself, The Phantom Menace will never go away. It can never be undone." - or something to that effect, anyway. It's been a while.

>>65051852
This is a close second.
>Earth tones, people!
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>>65065659
Let's get back to base, to eat raw meat.
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>>65051878
Why do you continue to post this?
Max Landis is that you?
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Yousa no more eatsa the pizza, yousa gainsa weightsa
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>>65051752
'This is what they call filler. And it's nowhere near as good as the kind they put in twinkles. Hmmmm....I like to fuck my cat'.
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>>65051878
>they were good friends.
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>"Then pump in more gas and keep pumping it in for like four hours. Obviously you never suffocated a hooker that was trying to escape from your crawlspace before."
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>they could have beam Picard right back up and say "Suckeeeeers"
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