>40 days without sex
Kino with totally unrealistic plots. No-one over the age of 15 could survive that. DROPPED!
>>65024729
Your thread sucks, OP. Can we turn this into an early 2000s nostalgia thread instead? This movie actually acts as a weird time capsule for the dot com boom.
is masterbation sex?
>>65024729
>>65024757
FUCK YOUCUNT
>>65024729
Nigger please, try 2000 days and nights. I'm practically a virgin again at this point.
>>65024757
Shannyn Sossamon was a top tier early 2000s qt.
The Unthinkable.
>9234 days and nights
W-who could even imagine
>>65024771
i think in the movie it counts
>>65024865
>>65024825
No way.
>it's been 5 years since I had sex
I'm pretty much a born again virgin
There's literally no hope for me
>>65024865
youre 25 and haven't watched this film? you must know he had to avoid having a wank for them 40 nights aswell
>>65024825
>>65024865
How is that possible? Like, do you live on a deserted island?
One man is about to do the unthinkable.
No memes. Whatsoever. For...
40
DAYS
AND
40
NIGHTS
The absolute madman.
>>65025110
doesn't matter where you live if you don't leave your room or have social skills
>>65024729
>10,650 days and nights
Almost there boys.
>>65025070
Going on 7 for me family.
>>65025641
why not just pay for it
>>65025110
>>65025641
have you held hands or kissed yet?
>daily reminder that disgusting normies have to TRY to not have sex
>>65025813
bad feel bro
>>65025813
>heard one guy chiding his friend for only having slept with 10 girls yesterday
hope I suffocate in my sleep
>it'll happen eventually right?
>>65025813
>he cant masturbate
I cant fucking last 40 minutes without masturbating
>>65025813
Its nice when you try not to have sex but then you just say "screw it" after a few days when your girlfriend comes round, and you both just fuck like there's no tomorrow :) Such a shame you don't know what thats like :(
>>65025813
It's like hearing about a rich man trying to be poor for a day.
>>65025863
>>65025859
>>65025836
>>65025813
sex isn't everything. Just be yourself
>>65024729
Never had sex tbqh fammo
>>65025898
People like you should be killed
>>65025905
>Just be yourself
>>65025905
this desu senpai
>>65025919
Hahahaha good one, just try to be a little bit more positive and eventually you'll find a nice girl who will like you back
>>65025905
>just b urself :^)
>>65025943
>>65024729
>that poster
haha beins :D:DDD
Is it really so hard for people not to have sex?
I mean, I broke up with my ex-grill about 9 months ago and haven't had sex with anyone since. And shit, we had a pretty active sex life, I mean we fucked almost every day for two years straight. I guess I miss it sometimes, but I don't feel like my dick is going to explode or anything. I'm not gonna die or become insane just for not having sex.
Am I weird or something? Or is everyone fucking insane?
>>65025905
Meeting meeting at parties and then having sex is a meme.
its really not all that, just makes me feel grimey and disappointed that real sex isn't like porn and real relationships aren't like anime
certainly doesn't cure apathy and grinding self loathing
>>65026013
>Meeting meeting
One job.
>>65025737
>>65025787
>doing lewd things with someone that isn't your wife
>>65026005
No you're normal, but you've got to understand that most people on this board have never had sex before so they cant even picture it in their heads
>>65026005
Idk but I guess it's just a craving.
>>65026005
I once went 2 weeks without and was close to death.
Headaches, fever, muscle pains,etc.
How socially awkward must you be to still be a virgin after 18?
>>65026065
what the fuck man
It included masturbating you idiots.
There's even a scene where he goes to the toilets to masturbate, only to change his mind at the last minute when he hears the guy in the cubicle next to him jerking it.
That said I had sex 8 days ago
>>65026093
>That said I had sex 8 days ago
with your own father
>>65024729
>it's an /r9k/ circle jerk thread episode
>>65026084
Full blown autist, fat and surrounded by people that can't stand me/I can't stand.
>>65026084
Its not really a case of socially awkward, its more a case of people saying "oh there's more to life than sex" but then they keep saying that and by the time they're 18 everyone else has grown up and moved on
>>65026084
>>65026119
>fat
There's your primary answer.
>>65026049
>>65026058
>>65026065
I also say this because my ex-grill told me she'd once gone 5 month without sex and she felt as if she was going to die. When I broke up with my ex-ex-grill (the one before my ex-grill) I went a full year without sex until I met my ex-grill.
I mean, I fucking love sex, but I won't die without it, I can control my sex drive. I'm a human being, capable of self-control, not a mindless sex-driven beast. What the fuck, man.
>>65026106
Your banter is nearly as pathetic as your sex life.
>>65026153
REKT
>>65026136
thanks, so as advice to all the fat 14 year olds reading this right now. This is the point of no return, lose that weight now, and you'll guarantee a shag before you are mocked for being a virgin
>>65026084
I honestly refuse to believe so many people are having sex in their teens.
Maybe things have changed, but when I was in high school, no one was having sex except for the jocks, the sluts and those one or two kids you knew were going to be wearing an orange jumper in a few years.
Are they all whores these days, or is this just another epic reddot meme?
>>65026168
Pretty much this. Being fat is the root cause for what the kids these days like to call autist behavior.
>>65026177
That was my experience as well. Just don't take anything you read here seriously. 4chan is the last place you should come to for sex advice.
>>65026177
I lost my virginity at 16 and am a perfectly functioning human being at present. I go to college, have a job, live by myself, I pay rent and shit. I guess it's normal these days.
>>65026005
I'm the same, usually I just fuck another girl very soon afterwards because I want to 'beat' the ex, which is even more pathetic. Guess I hate thinking about someone who was mine getting fucked by someone else, but then, who wouldn't.
Wish I could be asexual for like four years and have all this extra energy to spare I now spend on chasing tail. Good for the ego though.
>>65026136
Fat people can get lots of sex. Fat and ugly people, even. And with people much more attractive than they. This goes for both male and female, but moreso with men. It's all about personality and social graces: a fit, non-ugly autist will be the virgin while the smooth, confident fat guy will be drowning in 7's.
>>65026177
I had sex at 16 and I'm a complete turbo autist
>>65024729
When this movie came out, it had been forty years since I last had sex, this dude needs to step his game up.
>>65026297
fattie detected
>>65026312
Yes, and I post from personal experience.
>>65026297
It's more about money than anything in those cases.
Dubs and we all get gfs in 2016
>>65026380
stay lonely
>>65026380
You disgrace yourself, Tim. Only these dubs can save you.
>>65026399
>>65026360
Nah, you just have to act like you're worth something to get pussy. Doesn't have to be money even, just that you carry yourself like you have intrinsic value, even if you're really a fat useless poorfag. Looks don't mean nearly as much as psychology. Even nig hoodrats know this, and, fat or fit, they knock up girls left and right in between prison stints.
Marriage of course is a whole different story. Need the money for the honeys if you're ugly.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>65026297
What I meant was that if you're fat in your teen years, you're far, far more likely to be insecure and shy around girls. Sure, you might develop confidence and do well for yourself later on, but chances are you're not going to lose your virginity in high school if you're a fat kid.
>>65025107
7,681 days then, ask me anything.
>>65025905
is this a new meme ??
>>65025737
I ain't paying $100 for 20 minutes of ANYTHING!
10942 days here
>>65031659
Wizard powers?
>>65031736
If he did his math right they're only eight days away.
>>65031736
Feb 2
>>65024772
Don't try it
>>65031851
You're nearly thirty years old and you can't even multiply 365 by 30 right, get the fuck out of here.
i really find these normies cute. for them not having sex is the problem
>meanwhile i shat most of my twenties masturbating
>only after spending time with street guys FOR YEARS did I up my game to the point of dating a 9/10 and having 2 fuck buddies on tap
>meanwhile 16 year old normie guys have to stop 8/10's women from fucking them
>>65026177
16, also a blown autist. It wasnt hard to do either, she pretty much climbed onto me.
>>65031914
>he never heard of leap years
>>65026084
>we surveyed 2,589 girls, age 17-23, 40% responded that they never had sex before
>>65031914
>he didn't take leap years into account
fucking kill yourself you dumb fucking cunt
Lost mine at 21, don't think anyone can beat me in being late to the game.
>>65025144
>fails within seconds of saying the title
Hyperkek
>Virgin
Is there a greater shame to be found in an adult's life? I can't think of any.
I was 19.
Considering I became red like a tomato at the mere thought of hugging a girl three years earlier, I consider that early. For me it was. Since then I haven't gone any long period of time without sex.
>>65026084
I'm 19 and virgin
For me it's basically just having mostly gay friends and not really trying after screwing up what could have been my first time. Ended badly and I just didn't have the balls to ask another girl out.
Plus I'm fat, but not like the angry neckbeard kinda fat? More like "I should probably start exercising again soon" fat.
>>65032355
Being a caught paedophile is probably worse. Being caught jerking off to scat porn in a local library is probably worse. I could go on.
You don't have much of an imagination, it seems.
>>65032355
27 year old kissless virgin here. Tried paying for it but was too nervous to get it up so I ended up just sitting there trying while the whore sat there and eventually the time ran out.
>>65032384
>probably worse
Considering both your examples include being "caught", we must also assume that people know of your virginity in the same scenario. And I agree, it's PROBABLY worse, but I'd have to think about it. There is literally no excuse to be an adult virgin.
>>65026084
I don't go outside.
>>65032220
23
Can anyone beat me in this?
>>65032607
This guy
>>65025641
>>65024771
>>65024869
I haven't gone more than 2 days without busting a nut since I discovered jerking off.
>>65032607
Does 'and counting' count?
>>65030948
>new
Only thing new here is you.
>>65025905
Once you have a gf and have regular sex it loses its magic. My gif broke up with me and now all I want is to be in love again. Sex is like a cruise. Cruises are fun but by yourself it's not nearly as magical then with someone you care about.
>>65033321
I am being myself, that's why i dont get any
Ive kissed over 30, fingered / seen 10 naked, had sex with 6.
23 years old.
>>65033617
That was very poignant, anon.
There seem to be two types of people: those who want to bang for the sake of it, and those who want to just bang people they truly care about. Perhaps these people are separated by their experience of losing their virginity? If you lost it to some random skank, perhaps you have a very different perception of sex and intimacy than someone who lost their virginity to someone they truly cared about.
>>65033617
>have regular sex it loses its magic
Nah, that only happens if sex is shit.
>>65033826
Step one: stop being a frogposter
Literally no one in the world wants a frogposter, not even their own parents.
>>65034475
What is the longest amount of time you have had sex with the same person
>>65034475
Regularly having ANYTHING makes it eventually feel less pleasurable. That's just how reward circuitry in the brain works.
>>65025813
>Sex isn't a big deal guys!
>>65034621
>>65034621
4 years long relatiionship, probably fucked over 1000 times.
Dont get me wrong, its not amazing every time, every now and then someone cant come and shit like that, or it starts to hurt a bit. But never ever have I thought "wow this is fucking shit, I am just going through the motions". I guess it helps having real emotions.
>>65034656
I dont know about that.
