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>I bypassed the character development
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>>67384607

But that developed that she was both tech savvy and unorthodox.
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>>67384607

The very moment when I said fuck off.
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>malnourished weakling girl beats up two alien thugs trying to rob her
>despite never having flown the ship before, she completely outmaneuvers two professional pilots who have been trained to do their job practically all their lives
>knows more about the workings and mechanisms of the Falcon than Han Solo himself
>just minutes after even learning how a gun works at all, she gets into a firefight against stormtroopers who have, again, been trained all their lives for that; kills two of them
>when being interrogated by a trained force users, she's the one who ends up backing him into a corner and simply reading his mind instead
>pulls off a jedi mind trick on her second try, without any training or even knowing that level of manipulation of another person's mind is possible at all
>thoroughly embarrasses a trained jedi in lightsaber combat, the same jedi who is called a knight commander and mere hours before this enconter could completely freeze the movements of this bitch with the force
>upon returning to the Resistance base, she's the one Leia comforts instead of motherfucking Chewie

someone wrote this character and thought it's good
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>>67384607
i want to punch her in the face
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>>67384607
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>>67385188
>when flick fans experience kino that thier brains can't comprehend
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wheres the mandatory condom shoop
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Space-fantasy needs realistic character development? Holy mackerel, it looks like the writers made a serious mistake with this film!
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>>67384945
>someone wrote this character and thought it's good

Probably a female, sounds fan-ficy.
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>>67384945
the force did it
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>>67384945
but anon don't you know that the years 2016 and 90% of star wars fans are women?

And don't you know that the majority of star wars fans have always been women? Do you have a women problem with women?

Is women something that you women can't women? women women women women stronk women.
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>>67385233
Yes, how dare the audience have standards from the 70s, it's the [current year] for Pete's sake!
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>>67385218
i just hate her face

and her character

and everything about this movie
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>>67385372
she has the face of someone you know has a rotten personality but who comes across as a Disney princess to her friends, her parents, her colleges. She has the face of someone who is nice to those she likes and who is utterly and viciously judgmental to those she doesn't. She has the face of someone who used to berate nerds and star wars fans in school, she has the face of someone who'd laugh along with bullies while the nerdy kids got beaten on, she has the face of a girl who caused human beings mental anguish through their teenage yeas for liking the very things she's now hijacked and making millions of dollars from. She has the face of a charade, of a press release attitude with a publicity grin. She has the face of someone 100% protected by beta defenders, women and those in her circle. She has the face of someone who has never known struggle, sadness or real tragedy in her whole life. She has the face of someone who changes her Facebook picture to have a filter after a terrorist attack. She has the face of someone who posts R.I.P messages to celebrities that die just because she gets a buzz from the likes. She has the face of any other narcissist driven, self indulgent, untalented little first world girl.

But god damn does she have a face I wanna skull fuck into oblivion.
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>>67384945

female character had to stand out amongst a bunch of males in order to sell toys
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>>67385296
>but anon don't you know that the years 2016 and 90% of star wars fans are women?
>but anon don't you know that the years 2016 90% of star wars fans are women?

R U a Jawa?
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>>67384607
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>>67385188

qtness establishing scene
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>>67385547

Holy projection batman!
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>>67384607
There are a lot of things to hate about TFA.
Lack of character development isn't one of them – at least compared to the prequels.
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>>67385547
Ar- are you okay, anon??
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>>67385792
I'm just sore because she ruined the movie and I'll never get to fuck her
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>>67385547
Do you happen to have an ex who looked like her?
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>>67385547
you are now aware that daisy ridley has had cock in her mouth and could not wait for the cum to hit the back of her throat.

this wasnt with you, anon. it will never be you.

how does it feel everyone?
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>>67384607
Stop making threads about this ugly skank.
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>>67385862
>how does it feel everyone?
numb
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>>67385761
>obi-wan transitions from padawan to master
>Padme goes from queen to brash senator
>Sheev undergoes massive character change from charming senator to sociopathic dictator
>prequels literally chronicle Anakin's descent from hero to villain
>op says prequels have less character development than "SJ Wars: The Movie"

Wew
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>>67385862
THERE'S STILL HOPE
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>>67385837
> writing this post
> having ever touched and going to ever touch a girl
pick one
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She is wonderful
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>>67385937
the major thing wrong with the prequels is that they are streched out into 3 movies
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>>67385984
>implying
I had sex just last week
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>>67386021
The prequels are not good movies, no matter how you slice them
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>>67386021
If that's the major problem, then you aren't looking at them as movies in the first place.
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>>67385937
So, two of the main characters gain a title and one goes from annoying little kid to whiny young fella to unreasonably angry young fella over the course of three movies.

that's some great fucking character development right there!
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>>67384607
Those fingers have been inside her pussy. Those fingers have had cum on them.

Gonna J/o now lads, made myself 2 hot.
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>>67384607
TV series are inherently superior to movies.
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>>67386067
Episode 1 is alright if you view it as a spin off. Episode 2 and 3 are largely a product of their time with overused CGI as the biggest problem and nobody questioning Georges judgement.
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>>67385250
That's not how the Force works!
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>>67384945
>>upon returning to the Resistance base, she's the one Leia comforts instead of motherfucking Chewie

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


I rewatched it yesterday. Holy shit this movie was lame.
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poor Kylo
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>>67384945
there was a line about her having worked on it before also she didn't seem to know more than han, just be a faster thinking
>also all that force stuff is because of the "the awakening"
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>>67385937
>changing the titles of character constitutes as character development
'no'
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>>67384945
>>67384607

This is so sad, its hilarious!
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>>67386675
I love how they embrace eachother emotionally despite the fact that that hug was literally the first time they ever met.
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>>67386924
great fucking argument faggot
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>>67386516
>>67384607

:3
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>>67384945
>kills two of them
Three, at extreme range, with a tiny pistol.
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>mission to bomb the oscillator
>only bring x-wings
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It's literally

>then they fight

the movie
only it's also extended to
>then she fixes it
>then she does force manipulate
>then she does better force grab
>then she wins at swords
>then the falcon is there at her workplace
>then chewie shoots him form a mile away after shouting and giving his position away easily long enough for bad guy to stop laser in midair but he doesnt because its more fun
>then mexican pilot beats everyone in videogame cgi battle
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>>67386924

ONE QUARTER PORTION
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Now that all the piratefags have seen it and can autistically examine every scene, can we agree this was the worst edited blockbuster in the longest time?
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>>67384945
>despite never having flown the ship before, she completely outmaneuvers two professional pilots who have been trained to do their job practically all their lives
While she probably hasn't flown that specific ship, she does say she's flown ships before in the movie, and the books add that she's flown in simulators.
>knows more about the workings and mechanisms of the Falcon than Han Solo himself
She knows more about a specific piece of tech that was installed after Han had lost the ship for who knows how many years, and was probably even installed probably by her
>thoroughly embarrasses a trained jedi
Badly injured twice before fighting Rey, who he had no intention of harming and was trying to turn her prior to her using the force to catch him off-guard; and Kylo was shown to be a semi-shit force-sensitive overall anyways - conflict fucking with his ability to do shit, doesn't know how to properly build a lightsaber, Snoke holding back on finishing his training
>just minutes after even learning how a gun works at all [...]
>when being interrogated by a trained force users [...]
Shit explanation, but "the Force". Without knowing her true origins, yes, she does push too far ahead in a single movie to be super skilled with these. But the film intentionally not showing her parents, some hints that she could be Luke's, and the helmet indicating Rey might not even be her real name, all lend credence to the possibility she's had some basic force-sensitive training in the past and it had since been locked away, with her just regaining the abilities now.
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>>67388650
you can bitch and moan all you want they already got their 2 billion
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>>67384607

that fucking shit eating grin
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>>67388767
I will never get this
>who cares? it maed SO MUCH MONIEZ

Why are you even here on /tv/? You clearly don't have the capacity for critical evaluation
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>people are still defending this trash

The only thing better about ep7 than ep1 is no jar jar and an almost coherent story
But where ep1 gave us Naboo in all its space-opera stylings as something new and different, ep7 gave us not-tatooine and some locations with no imagination
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>>67388650
While watching it in theater the scene transitions seemed amateurish as hell
Powerpoint tier wipes
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>>67384945
>Tie fighters do bombing runs on her and Finn despite clearly being shown hovering later in the film
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>>67384607
mary sue
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>almost all of Empire Strikes Back is spent trying to fix the Millennium Falcon
>Rey fixes it in 5 seconds because Mary Sue powers

is TFA the worst thing to happen to Star Wars including the prequels and the EU?
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>>67384945
#mensrights #notyourshield
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>>67384945
P O P C O R N F L I C K F O R C H I L D R E N
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>>67386675
I wouldn't worry about it, Chewie'll get his hug in the holiday special, just like his medal for the first Deathstar trench run.
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>>67384945
>The Falcon hasn't flown in years!
>But I just so happen to know all the mods its new owner installed
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>>67384607
>ring finger longer than index finger
That's a sign of high testosterone levels
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>>67389565
#killallmen
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>>67386675
tbf it's already established in the OT that leia is a cunt to chewie
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>>67384945
You forgot that she also speaks wookie
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>>67389665

>Not comforting Han's oldest friend

More heartless than cunt desu
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>>67386746
That sudden burst of skill and mastery of the force can only come from the dark side.
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>>67389507
You mean lucas tier wipes? Because those have been part of star wars since the fucking beginning.
Stormgirls in full force this morning.
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>>67389339
Well, maybe it's because you keep trying to force-feed those goddamn prequels on people like an attention deprived mongoloid. Seriously, fuck you.
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Finally watched Star Wars last night

What I liked
>The visual effects were pretty good
>The sets were real and not greenscreen bullshit
>Costume designs
>Use of props
>basically all the technical details

What I didn't like, which is everything else but I will summarise
>the plot was a shameless rip of the original (lol ITS LIKE POETTRY IT RHYMES XD)
>the dialogue was atrocious (before last night the 20th century addition to the English language, boyfriend, was included in a Star Wars film. I always thought Star Wars dialogue opted for more classical interpretation of the English language.)
>Rey was a quintessential Mary Sue (lol I did not expect her to be this bad and I foolishly thought /tv/ was overreacting. I was proven wrong)
>directing of the character interactions felt really cheap almost like a soap opera
>original score was fucking awful
>there felt like a lot scenes were cut especially in the third act on the Starkillers base

I rate it a 4 or 5 out of 10. It has the style of a Star Wars film (settings, props, visual effects, set pieces) but no emotional connection to give it the substance (story, dialogue, directing, characters).
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>>67389881
>STOP HAVING DIFFERENT, BACKED-UP OPINIONS FROM ME!
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Rey is the worst character, but you can't criticize her publicly because you'll be inevitably called a misogynist. It's the perfect alibi for incompetence. Fuck the world.
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>>67389644
I guess you skipped the part of the movie where she said that she worked on the Falcon?
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>>67384945
>The shield on the new death star can be disable form a random cosol on it. And can never be rebooted.
Like How this base is literally a planet and a few bombs and one traitor can destroy is whit literally no planing or effort.
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>>67389906
i dropped the film in the first 5 minutes when i heard a wilhelm scream
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>>67389848
>Lucas did it so its good
You people are the height of autism
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>>67384607
>yfw Rey goes to some weird water world
>yfw you see Rey ascend a staircase
>yfw you recognize the Island as being an Irish Island
>yfw Luke Skywalker was hiding in Ireland
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>>67389931
I liked her introduction, with the scavenging and shit, but she just went nowhere from there.

Also her theme is pretty awesome.
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>>67389992
Did you/anyone else think that the final sweeping panoramic shot of Rey and Luke on the island felt really out of place for a Star Wars movie?

I don't think a camera movement like that has been used in a Star Wars film before and I instantly thought of a nature documentary. Really weird choice by JJ at the end imo.
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>>67388708
These explanations still don't change the fact that she's a shit character.
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BUT THE WILL OF THE FORCE
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>>67390042
I'll bet you 10 dollars that it was just difficult to film in that spot and easier to go with a helicopter shot.

It didn't really feel that out of place. If anything it was JJ putting his stamp on the movie.
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>>67389339
Finn is arguably Jar Jar 2.0
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>>67386516
This was my favourite part.
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>>67390233
Mine was this
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I completely missed the shift when people started to hate TFA
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>>67390122
>Ep1: celebration in Theed with weird glowing ordb
>Ep2: anakin and padme's wedding
>Ep3: Beru and Owen looking at the suns setting with Luke
>Ep4: medal ceremony
>Ep5: Luke et al looking at the Falcon
>Ep6: gang sitting around a fire
All of these final shots are with the camera firmly in place and have our characters either 10 ft away or directly looking at the camera together.

TFA's final shot is a marked departure from this.
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>>67390255
>>>/tumblr/
Weeaboo trash
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>>67390290
I did like the tears. Not in a weird way.
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>>67386516
literally cute
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>>67390294
??? everyone knew it was going to be garbage before it was even released. as soon as the script leaked and we found it that it's basically ANH 2.0 it was preemptively labeled trash, and rightfully so
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>>67390412
it's a pretty fun movie famalam
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>>67384945
So glad I pirated this shit.
I payed for Pacific Rim and don't regret it, fight me.
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>>67390294
well a bunch of us just saw it since it got released on dvd.

rey being a mary sue of the highest caliber is my biggest complaint.
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>>67390412
I wouldn't call it full-on trash, and I didn't mind the POTTERY with ANH. But Rey as a character just fell flat for me. You know you fucked up when your main character has nothing interesting going on for 2 hours.
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>>67385547

So what was it like going to school with her?
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Kylo revealing his face to Rey was a waste. First time we see his face should've been the scene with Han.
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>>67390462
That's because you're a retarded sheeple normie who pays for whatever his friends see without a single independent thought in his brain, who's never seen a good movie in his entire life. Leave.
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>>67384945
I really hope she's humbled in Episode 8, because this is gonna be a boring character if she's just never tested or reaches some kind of low.

She fought with Kylo Ren when he was injured, so hopefully 8 will feature another fight when he's in top form, and he'll utterly destroy her.
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>Walk on, lifelong friend of my dead husband. I must console this stranger who met him last week.
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>>67390462
are you honestly excited for the sequel? i'm not
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>>67390627
that's cute
>>67390656
I wouldn't say excited, but it should be a good time
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>>67390656
Good for you.
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>>67390652
Chewee is basically just a pet though.
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>>67384945
I know I can't believe they gave us three whole episodes of Rey without once explaining this shit.
Oh wait, only 1 out of the 3 movies has been released and you're a cock mongler.
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>>67384945

>malnourished
She literally was a scavenger on a desert planet. She had a good amount of muscle on her. You can't possibly determine if she was malnourished or not. She didn't seem like she was starving.

>never flown ship before
The Force guided her. How did Luke blow up the Death Star without the targeting computer?

>knows more than Han
Han had lost the Falcon for decades. Rey scavenged and tinkered with ship parts for most of her life and given that she's probably a Skywalker her being a natural mechanic isn't out of the realm of possibility.

>kills stormtroopers
Again, the Force guided her. Why did the stormtroopers suck so hard at shooting the protagonists in the original movies despite being trained for years?

>reads Ren's mind
Again, the title is The Force Awakens. Which character did the Force clearly awaken within in the last act of the movie

>jedi mind trick
Nowhere was it stated that she didn't hear about jedi mind tricks before. Given that jedi are the subject of myth throughout the galaxy it's not impossible to have heard of mental manipulation before.

>beats Ren
Again, you don't know Rey's past. Nobody does. It's very plausible she was trained in the Force at Luke's academy before being sent away to Jakku. Ren was also badly injured and just murdered his own father. He wasn't be in the best fighting condition. Also, the Force clearly granted her a reprieve during the duel. Do you seem to recall The Force Theme playing on cue when she gains the upper hand over him?

>Leia hugs Rey
http://www.slashfilm.com/leia-hugging-rey-jj-abrams-force-awakens/

What seem like inconsistencies with Rey's character will make a lot more sense once this trilogy is finished. TFA is the most episodic Star Wars movie than any of them. It ends on the biggest cliffhanger since Empires Strikes Back and leaves far more questions than answers. If VIII and IX don't explain Rey's connection to the Force/her lineage then I will be pretty fucking pissed off myself.
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>>67390627
>this guy
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>>67384945
>>when being interrogated by a trained force users, she's the one who ends up backing him into a corner and simply reading his mind instead
I dont see a problem with though. The force reacts on feelings and Kylo is not Sheev. The Force combined with her feelings may well overpower someone that is not used to resistance. Sheev would have just mindfucked her right there.
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>>67390903

ONE HALF PORTION
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I think there's some shit going down with Rey that we don't know about.

>Every moment that passes she gets more powerful.

Maybe Disney is trying to slow-boil the character, but for all the similarities to ANH, TFA just wasn't as contained thematically. It was still fun and the X-Wing vs. TIE stuff was really cool, but Rey was MEH at best.
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>>67389665
first time they met, they didn't know eachother. But did you not fucking see when they hugged eachother after the resistance came taking out the first order at Maz's castle?
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They really overdid with that shit but I can't be too mad since she is such a qt3.14
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>The Force guided her
SHE HAD NO FUCKING IDEA SHE WAS FORCE SENSITIVE UNLIKE LUKE. LUKE HAD TRAINING. SHE DID NOT
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>>67390903
Your entire post is basically 'Le Force Did It'. The very fact that The Force™ apparantly considers her it's bestie4eva and is willing to turn her into;

>An ace fighter pilot
>A master mechanic
>A super-soldier
>A Yoda-tier Jedi mind-power master
>An Unstoppable lightsaber duelist

All at the drop of a hat whilst requiring everyone else to have at least some training is Mary Sueism at it's height.

Likewise for the 'But we don't know her ancestry' bullshit argument. Literally the same tier of writing that produces new Hogwarts students that are the offspring of a dozen or more famous wizards and thus 'are just waaaay more magical than everyone else'.
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>>67391187
>Maybe Disney is trying to slow-boil the character
At the rate she is connecting to the force, she is going to be able to create and destroy planets by the third film.
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>>67391301
I'm cool with that as long as they write a solid explanation for it.

Though that still wont make TFA anything more than a 6.5/10 on it's own.
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>>67390294
It's on DVD now so the autists that can't get past the no singles policy for theaters were finally able to see it.
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>>67390903
>never flown ship before
>The Force guided her. How did Luke blow up the Death Star without the targeting computer?
The force in Star Wars is like luck or fate in our world. So whenever you write "the force can do this" or "the force guided her to do that", you should replace "the force" with "fate" and see if your sentence still makes sense.

Allow me to demonstrate the correct application of the force.
>the force guided Rey and Finn to the Millenium Falcon
>the force guided Rey to finding the lightsabre

Incorrect application of the force
>the force enabled Rey to masterfully pilot the Millennium Falcon without any prior experience.

The force cannot add additional skills, it can only amplify existing ones. When the assault on the Death Star came around, Luke was already a proven pilot by bulleyesing womp rats in his T-16 back home. The force (fate) amplified his ability ensuring him that he would make the shot.
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How the hell did she adapt the Sheev light saber techniques?
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>>67390019
Her theme was the only track of music that I actually remembered from the film, let alone liked.

That shot of her speeding across the ruined desert landscape was terrific, but there was nothing to match it later on in the film. Music just didn't seem to play a huge part in the movie.

I don't know what Williams was doing, but it was just so forgettable compared to the prequels, even.
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I've seen much worse movies that were made just to make money and sell toys

There's been a lot worse blockbuster shit coming out and I do like the OT aesthetic
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>>67388708
>Shown to be a semi-shit force-sensitive.

When. Literally when was this shown other than the times Rey was involved? He was clearly portrayed as a very powerful with the Force until the plot demanded Rey beat him.
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>>67388708
> shown to being semi shit force sensitive
He stopped a goddamn laser blast in mid air. Not a single other force user in the previous 6 movies were ever shown to do this, the closest was Darth Vader when he allowed Han's shots to be stopped with his hand.
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>>67391527
>The force in Star Wars is like luck or fate in our world
Yeah, that telekinesis, precognition and superhuman reflexes sure is luck and fate.
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>>67389906
>>original score was fucking awful
god I hated the score.

Every scene felt like a missed opportunity.
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>>67386516
She eats like a Mongoloid
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>>67393026
Agreed. Even the prequels had an absolutely beautiful score. Why was this so shit? The only memorable theme was Rey's, and even that was only okay.
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>>67390903
>The Force guided her

Is that just the excuse for everything now?
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>>67393095
Maybe this was Williams' way of showing his displeasure, by scoring the film appropriately flat.
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>lives alone
>no beauty standards to uphold
>has a hairdo that requires hours to set up every day
>shaves her armpits everyday
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ITT: nobody reads books

Read a fucking book you morons. In the prequel book Before the Awakening, it goes over how she knows so much about ships. Also. If I was there for that long I think I would learn how to fight as well. Luke could use a mind trick pretty quickly too, this was in a book as well "weapon of the Jedi"
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>>67385937
Only contrarians defend the prequels.
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>>67390290
How hard is Kylo gonna rape her in the next movie to make her forget all about that black dick?
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>>67393422
>it's okay that the movie doesn't make any sense, everybody is supposed to read these shitty books designed to fill the plotholes
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>>67393529
black dick is in a coma
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>>67393422
Don't any of you faggots tell me it was explained more in the novelization or some Star Wars book. What matters is the movies. I ain't never read one them Star Wars books, or any books in general for that matter, and I ain't about to start. Don't talk about them stupid video games, or novels, comic books or any of that fucking crap. I seen enough of that shit.
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MARY
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>>67388708
Even if she DID have access to simulators, it didn't SEEM like she did. She lived in the middle of nowhere and had what appeared to be a very dull life, and it's obvious that Mr "ONE QUARTER PORTION" didn't think too highly of her. I find it AWFULLY CONVENIENT that he'd give her, this abandonded kid, access to ANY of his ships, and even more unlikely that she'd know what each ship did.

I can forgive a lot of this stuff, because it's a Star Wars film, but she gives me the most trouble because nothing the film shows me gives her any competence beyond scavenging (as opposed to Luke, who obviously was languishing away on a farm despite having dreams and skills of his own. You don't apply to the academy unless you've got skills to show for it)
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>>67393251
However, this is nice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bJpmMwrabo

Rey's theme in general is good.
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>>67384607
/tv/ is so butthurt about this its amazing
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>>67391542
REY BEING SHEEV'S DAUGHTER CONFIRMED.
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>>67393095
It was recorded cheaply by a cheap orchestra in a cheap room. It's not really William's fault, the compositions are still great, it's the production that's shit.
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What's he gonna do with Rey?
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>>67395190
I agree, it should've been louder, too.
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>>67395268
mindbreak
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>>67384607
Still better lord of the walking simulator.
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>>67390652
Who do you think Han left her for?
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>>67390122
they got fined for fucking up the thousands-of-years-old insular monk buildings with film equipment
also there's fears that they may have disrupted the puffin ecosystem while they were there
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>>67395268
i think you mean what's rey going to do with him. clearly rey has arrived to further luke's training as she has become The Force, Awakened.
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>>67390903
Jesus, people still love to defend the poorly written Mary Sue character.
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Will Rian fix her character?
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>"I'm being torn apart"
>mfw

so glad i didn't pay for this shitheap lmao

they didn't even give han a funeral
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>>67396235
Yes
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>>67384607
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>>67393614
listen to mr.plinkett
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>>67385237
Nah, it was JJ. He once watched a PowerPoint on the hero's journey and now he thinks he's a writer. Honestly I have no idea how this guy became respected in Hollywood, he's a hack and always has been.
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>>67384607
>>67384945
>knows more about the workings and mechanisms of the Falcon than Han Solo himself
Rey explicitly goes into detail that her boss had put in a compressor since he got the Falcon. She agrees with Han that she thought it was a stupid idea. In that dialogue, and through the context of her being a mechanic for the guy, it's implied that she was probably involved in the installation.

A few scenes later they're having problems with the Falcon, turns out it's the compressor that her boss put in. She "bypasses" it by pulling it out.

I get that the movie moves quickly, but you dipshits are acting like your personal attention deficits are somehow a criticism of the film.
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>>67390903
>the force made this post
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>>67389953
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>>67384607
you stole my bait you faggot
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Any HD screencaps of my nigga yet?
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>>67385229
>daisy ridley using condoms

she has a tattoo dude. that's basically a sign on her at all times that says "i fuck strangers bareback"
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>>67390290
I'M ACTING!!!!
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>>67399304
let's see your acting
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Am I supposed to be surprised that a woman who spent most her life talking ships apart doesn't know how they work? This was one of her many skills that actually makes a lot of sense. You should be upset she was a full fledged Jedi after being mind raped or something.
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>>67399437
taking*
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>>67399437
Obi Wan blessed her
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>>67399366
all critics must be actors?
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>>67384945
>>despite never having flown the ship before, she completely outmaneuvers two professional pilots who have been trained to do their job practically all their lives

She has flown ships but never left the planet.
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>>67399485
Obi-Wan anthology movie when?
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>girl who literally scavenges spaceships for a living knows how to repair a spaceship

WHAT THE FUCK JJ SHE'S A GIRL SHE SHOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING EXCEPT HOW TO OPEN HER LEGS FUCK YOU FUCKING SJW
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Why did the gun sound different? Everything about the falcon suggests there were no upgrades
Plothole
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>>67390290
where's kylo ren's left hand?
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>>67399542
You make it sound like gypsies who steal copper wires should be able to repair high voltage transmissions lines.
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>>67399600
In the right place
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>>67384607
So why is it called The Force Awakens. Is it just because Rey learned about the force and since she's powerful with it that counts as an "awakening"?

Or did the force itself somehow awaken and decide to reveal itself to certain people like Rey?

Either way it's stupid. I get that they wanted to make the force more mystical and spiritual like in the OT rather than some sort of biological trait that it's said to be in the PT. But they went waaaaay overboard and it doesn't feel like the same "force" that was in any of the past SW films.
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>>67399668
The force surrounds everything. Luminous beings are we. Expect sometimes the force goes to sleep.
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>>67399590
There were upgrades, specifically to the guns
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>>67399542
>working in a junkyard makes you a qualified mechanic
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what is this shit? money or food?
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>>67400002
wrong pic
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>>67400002
it's usually best to watch the movie instead of asking the most basic of questions on a korean slave trading BBS
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>>67390652
JJ admitted this was a blocking error.
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>>67400042
It's that bread shit. It looks like nothing but as you cook it, it turns into the bread. watch the fucking movie, dumb fuck
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>>67399728
>working on spaceships for a living doesn't
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"DUDE THE FORCE DID IT LMAO"

-Every TFA fan ever
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>>67400216
she doesn't work on space ships, shes never even been on one other than the star destroyer
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They cut so many pieces out of the film, I guess it's not surprising that it doesn't hold together.
It would be nice if those scenes are filmed/released at some point.
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>>67384607
Why did she get raped?

My wife's son is still traumatized from the that scene.
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>>67398207
Except that in the actual dialog that precedes it and proceeds after it, we learn that the faulty compressor was apparently responsible for the Falcon's "issues" in the original trilogy(I.E. Han constantly having to beat the panel after start up), and that Han had never thought to bypass, or replace it.
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>>67401159
because that's what happens when you deal with Rathtars
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>>67401159
traumatized for life
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>>67399668
In the prequels it's established that the power of the Force has been waning. By the OT it's implied that the force is significantly weaker. This is why Yoda struggles to lift an X-Wing when the mother-fucking Emprah was tossing the senate like fucking water balloons. Thematically, the Force fading is like Magic leaving the world in TLotR.

In this context, "The Force Awakening" likely refers to a sudden, unexplained resurgence of the Force. I.E. Disney wanted an excuse to have fucking Force wizards again because the Jedi and Sith make money.
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>>67401159
Tell him that Rey liked it, anon.
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>>67402060
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>>67402102
Silly anon, Rey is a tsundere. :^)
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>>67384945
thanks feminism
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haters are gonna hate but i'm pleasantly surprised by this movie, i was expecting way worse

thanks /tv/, once again you prove you know nothing about great movies
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>>67399437
>This was one of her many skills that actually makes a lot of sense.
great mechanics don't always make great pilots. Look at the navy. The dumbest shits in the military can take an engine apart, figure out what's shiny and worth selling, but still not know a damn thing about flying.

What's really annoying was that she beat two smaller and more maneuverable fighter craft in a ship like the Falcon in atmospheric flight and in tight confines.
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>>67390290

>King.com
>SWEETAGONY
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>>67391542
>>67395144
holy fug :O
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>>67401159

>My wife's son

C

U

U

C

K
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>>67395937
kek
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>>67402060
I hope this leads to her becoming a lesbian. They can easily write off all the interactions between her and Finn so far as purely platonic. She definitely either has to hook up with a black guy or go lesbo since just being a woman isn't progressive enough for modern Hollywood. And Disney knows which option will bring in more money after Frozen.

Finn only existed first to trick people into thinking we were getting a black main character based on the previews and now to trick them into thinking that Rey is straight.
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>>67402539
Rey will get bred by the end of ep 9. It's a fact.
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>>67402632
Oh, I agree completely. But it'll be with an alien female that can reproduce with human women.
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>>67386205
>>67386954
the prequels in a nutshell.
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>>67402539
>the protag
>a homosexual
ain't gonna happen m8
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>>67402667
Disney is not that progressive yet. Besides there's already 3 candidates avaible to do that job.
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>>67402539
The only homosexual we'll be seeing is Poe.
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>>67402805
>Disney is not that progressive yet.
But they might be by 2019 when Episode 9 comes out.
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>>67402966
>implying the degeneracy will still be tolerated in 2019
doubt
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>>67389913
>backed up
Drown yourself, attention whore.
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how bout the fact that they can go the speed of light but dont have internet?
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>>67384607

xenomorph ugly chav culture bitch.. well done you kike.
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>>67403154
DO NOT INSULT REY
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>>67403147
>dont have internet?
The internet is a recent thing. The movies took place a long time ago, senpai.
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>>67403217
Well she does look like a xenomorph.

Hopefully she does a cameo in the new Alien movie.
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>>67384607
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>>67403347
Well shit.
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>>67384945
Damn. SJW blown the fuck out.
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>>67403347
THAT'S NOT TRUE
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
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>>67403347
This does not surprise me one bit actually. I totally buy that, she seems like an absolute cunt.
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>>67403347
>believing blind items
I don't particularly enjoy daisy ridley but you have to be a literal child to believe blind items
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>>67403642
Heh, I'll believe this one
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>>67403347
Prime slag.
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>>67403726
Is that really her? When is that from?
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>>67403726
Fucking disgusting gutter tier chav whore with shit for brains. Seriously needs to never be in another movie ever again.
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>>67403799
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/6184467/Bebo-photos-of-Star-Wars-actress-Daisy-Ridley-show-her-wild-child-past.html
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>>67403219
yeah but dont you think instantaneous communication is a natural progression of human technology...

ie. if you can send a message across the galaxy shouldnt there be interstellar websites or some shit

>hopefully theyd be smart enough to use something else besides php :^)
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>>67400042
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>>67384945
>she will peg kylo
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>>67402632
No. Rey is an innocent lesbian desertvirgin!
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>>67404007
>lesbian
>clearly showed interest in men
just accept it, buddy
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>>67403837
>it's an '/r9k/ gets offended that some chick went to a party' episode
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>>67403966
lel
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>>67403642
They had one about BvS which seems very true right now.
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>>67404039
When did she do this?
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>>67384945
>putting this much thought and analysis into a shitty franchise for 12 year olds
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>>67404039
she's just insecure and still needs to come to terms with her sexuality!
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>>67404119
with Finn in the movie, with Poe in the book
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>>67388708
>and the books add that she's flown in simulators.
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>>67384945

They are either completely retarded or pulling Revan here.

We will learn that she was actually Luke's apprentice but had her memories wiped after Kylo disaster.
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>>67403347
>>67403451
>>67403557
>>67403630
>>67403642
>>67403726
>>67403347
too be fair hollywood has a history of driving people crazy.. and just cause she has a few personal issues doesnt mean she should be ridiculed

who the fuck here is perfect? how do you think youd handle being thrown into that shit? especially if you were a female..human beings are hardly ever rational.. can you see into this young lady's head?

but yeah anyway not everyone can be an elegant black swan like naomi portman butt lets just hope this bitches career and body age betterd than princess carry-mcfatty who givesafuckstick xDD :^(
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I wonder what Kylo Ren will be like in the next one.
I feel like they either have to have him redeem himself and come back to the light side, or make a comeback after Rey and defeat someone from the resistance (hopefully not Luke) or it will be impossible to take him seriously.
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>>67402382

Falcon is not some B-17. It's a gunship. It got 4 Tie Fighters in the first movie.
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>>67403966
all dem carbs
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>>67404412
>2. You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
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