Did you watch this when it aired?
watched it but I don't remember the one on the right at all
I marathoned it after it was over
I always liked Pauly D seemed like a least douchebag out of everyone and always acted like a bro
i did. its the life style everyone wish they had no matter how much you try to deny it.
>tfw you blew out your hair because of pauly
i wasnt getting pussy of course im on 4chan after all but it made for some conversations/laughs that would have never otherwise happend
>>65007519
vinnie wasnt a douchebag either, maybe kinda bitchy sometimes
i masturbated to snooki
Wonder what they're all doing now, probably coke and welfare checks.
My IQ is over 60 and I don't consider gossiping about celebrities and their hair lines to be a hobby of mine, so no.
No, but I regret that I didn't.
The hottest one was the one that got out in the first season.
I had a boner when the second fat one show her censored vagine
>>65007348
Yeah, but only ironically.
>>65007974
tip it even harder, why don't you
>>65007845
>not jwoww
pleb
Yeah but more to laugh at them. I kind of liked the beach/party culture back when it was airing but I've moved on from that. I dream of living in a beach town/city one day tbqh
>>65007348
yes but i didn't enjoy it.
actually i started watching it when the spooky being punched happened and i was like
>oh shit fights!
but then nothing else really happened so i stopped after like 3 episodes.
>>65007519
You should see him on the Eric Andre Show then he was funny and down to Earth with the crazy shit happening
Nah. I could never get into group reality shows. Even after it got big I wasn't that curious.
I caught little bits of the show here or there if I was jumping around cable stations. Living on on the west coast I thought it was mostly fake. Like there was no way they were really that level of Dbag 24/7 and it had to be mostly acting up for the cameras...
now I'm not so sure about that.... the main thing I remember from the show is the internet clip of some random dunk dude slugging one of the bitches at a bar.
Reply if you're a strong independent gorilla that don't need no guidette
>>65007348
yeah great telly
>>65008146
Remember, when you're a moron accused of being a moron for watching a television show made for morons, retort by spamming a meme. That'll show 'em!
>>65007974
My IQ is 140 and I watched every episode
>>65007348
Vinny and Pauly D were bros. But I actually liked it better when it was only Pauly and the Situation being BFFs.
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It's weird, I am your typical 4chan aspie (friendless, permavirgin, socially awkward shut in) but really enjoyed watching this when it was on, mainly for the memes Pauly D spewed like THE CABS AH HEYAH and T SHIRT TIME
But I swear I've never seen a reality TV show cast drop off the face of the earth like these ones did. Snooki, Situation and Pauly D were literally like the biggest names in pop culture when this show was on. Going on talk shows, merchandise, etc.
Now you dont hear about ANY of them
>>65008781
Were you doing scientific research
I'm exactly like The Unit.
Handsome, well mannered and suave.
I LOVE SINGLE RONNIE
>>65007519
They were based
>>65007845
Me too.
>>65007974
You are a fucking idiot, JS was great, the threads were pure fun.
My favorite episode is when snooki tries to get support from the girls after her bf was pissed at her and she fucked vinnie and Jwoww told her she is a dumb whore that deserves to be sad, something very few female friends do, italy ws the best season. Mike on drugs was fun too.
>yeah that's right, get outta this boahd aynd back ta reddit with th restatha TRAESH
Mike was always the most entertaining. Dude was fucked up.
>>65008981
ronnie was the quintessential meathead faggot
It's no Geordie Shore
>>65007974
>being such an insecure faggot that you limit the universe of entertainment media you will allow yourself to enjoy
>bragging about your small-mindedness to garner praise on an Eritrean VHS maintenance forum
Me and my roommate watched it in uni and we both got honors degrees from a top eng. school. kys.
>>65007348
I was supposed to work with the 'situation' in my office as he was supposed to be the new 'national face' of Suboxone a few years ago, but apparently he never paid his taxes and the pharma company backed away from him real quick.
Pauly is from RI where I grew up, and he's a gigantic cunt and a roid freak since the show.
The first two seasons were good. Then it just became too retarded for me.
![geordie_shore_season_8_group_1[1].jpg_itok=lxWN4Aei.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/C5i8kAW.jpg "geordie_shore_season_8_group_1[1].jpg_itok=lxWN4Aei.jpg")
Superior.
>>65009097
holy shit is that aaron paul top right
>>65009097
what th efuck is this
>>65009097
hotter women too
>>65009074
You're a dimwitted worthless piece of shit if you enjoy watching a reality TV show for pre-teen girls. It's literally gossiping and watching fratbros act like fratbros. If anything, you represent how literally anyone can get through the educational system.
You actually do deserve to die.
>The Situation, an actual subhuman with the IQ of a grapefruit, made rich and famous by American consumers
The cringe is off the charts. You are an awful person, and any illusions you have about being intelligent are wrong.
>>65009097
Fuck I want to give Holly a shag m8
>>65009203
except for the one on the couch, they all look like trash. More guys:girls ratio too
>>65007348
CABS ARE HERE!
>>65007348
Watched every episode and loved it. I even went to Seaside Heights with some friends one summer and I saw a few of them working at the shirt store. Even got the owner Danny to make a shirt for me. I also got Vinny's autograph on a book he wrote. Vinny and Pauly were the best characters on the show and they were both absolutely hilarious.
>>65007348
We had threads for all the early episodes.
>/pol/ infested meme spamming board filled with 12 year olds praising a show that is literally about stupid people being stupid
expected, but still really fucking funny.
>>65009237
there are 2 women sitting on the couch and the ugliest on is the top left
Binge watched it all with girlfriend.
Best thing about the series, is to see how Mike is getting more and more shunned, as well as how he annoys and trolls the others.
>>65009216
>won't debase himself with a contemporary entertainment classic
>logs onto a chinese image board to yell at people
Vinnie>dog shit> the rest.
>>65007974
In the end whatever fedora shit you do to distract yourself you do it to avoid looking at the abyss.
Live and let live.
>>65008800
yeah this
>>65009373
>Jersey Shore watcher's understanding of how commas work
This thread is comedy gold. I love when beliefs I hold with certainty are proven to be correct right before my eyes. This board might actually rival /pol/ for lowest average intelligence.
>>65009564
I'm glad I'm not actually from this board then :^)
>>65009373
I love how miserably he treats everyone by the end of Season 1 and sticks it out for 5 more after that
>>65008890
The Situation is probably the one with the most popularity after the show ended because he was putting himself out there while everyone else went into hiding besides maybe Snooki for a second.
Problem is he overplayed his hand and put himself in places where he didn't belong which made everyone see what an unfunny annoying piece of shit he is so now he's gone too.
>>65009216
Please justify your opposition to the existence of any successful entertainment franchise because it doesn't fit your tastes.
I would like you to consider something. The value of your intellect ipso facto is nothing. However, your net worth is a good, quantifiable measure of value you have created with your human capital. If you are so smart and being smart is the most important thing, why is The Situtation's net worth higher than yours?
>>65009564
It's an incredibly well produced show. Either you appreciate it for being entertaining and well crafted or you're too dumb to see how simple it was to engage people with a bunch of horny drunk greaseballs and careful editing.
>>65007348
only the first 2 seasons. it was pretty entertaining desu
>>65008895
no im just a big loser
>>65009373
Mike is pretty much /fit/, he lifts, he probably has the best regimen of the four but he is ugly as shit and all the qts ignore him.
>>65007974
Tell us what you watch instead if you're so above it
>>65007348
ITALY IS WHITE!
>>65009097
So much better
>>65007348
I would actually hang out with Vinny and Pauly in RL
I would rather stab myself in the eye than spend an hour with any of the others though
>>65009743
If Italy is not white then the Romans weren't, careful with what you say /pol/.
>>65009614
You are le master trole
>>65009686
nah i would say snooki was the most popular followed by situation, then pauly d and that was it
none of the rest were popular
Yes I did, and it was fun to watch.
Also tried the spanish version ''Gandia Shore'', and it was pure garbage
>>65009014
At first I thought he was secretly smart as fuck since he could make shitloads of money by simply acting like a douchebag, but now he's in deep financial shit and is basically the biggest fuckup of the cast.
>>65009736
>he probably has the best regimen of the four
Mike does crunches, his fitness regime is invalid
>>65007348
Which guys were secretly gay?
This is how they look now. Mike wasn't invited to the wedding.
>>65009705
>ywn hang out with Vinny and Paul in season 1
>>65009782
BRO
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>>65009972
Oh shit I forgot about the other girl, Snookie's friend who came on later. Also who the hell did JWow marry?
>>65009736
Mike got the most pussy though. Which is weird since he was autistic as fuck. He kept speaking like a black guy and he honestly thought he was cool. I've never seen a white person speak like that.
>>65009979
>>65009782
Yeah I'm sure 4channers hanging out with a group of clubbing, tanning, muscle-bound non-engineering majors would go well
>>65010054
Low tier pussy though.
>>65009705
> you're too dumb to see how simple it was to engage people with a bunch of horny drunk greaseballs and careful editing.
The mental gymnastics are off the charts
>You're too dumb to enjoy entertainment crafted for idiots!
Certainly the people in charge of creating shows like Jersey Shore are brilliant. They know just the right buttons to press to get hordes of drooling morons watching manufactured, low budget drama that consists of roided out monkeys and plastic whore monkeys being monkeys. So compelling! It's really hilarious how accurately Mike Judge predicted the future, apart from the time frame.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_4jrMwvZ2A
JUST
>>65009972
snooki got skinny as fuck after the show ended and she had her baby. she went from a fat fucking meatball to a fine ass bitch
>Ywn get as much slag pussy as Gaz
Why live?
>>65010084
It's alright bud, you just focus on finishing high school.
>>65009074
He's a fucking idiot. I'm not gonna watch The Wire while having dinner on Friday night before going out.
The guy in this thread that's trying to intellectualize and argue about why the Jersey Shore is bad is hilariously stupid
>>65010012
Roger, remember him?
>>65010139
>roids
RIP Mike.
>>65010139
oh shit
confirmed for roids
>>65010202
No, but was he her boyfriend on the show? I remember she had one in the first season and they might have broken up and gotten together a couple of times.
>>65010205
>>65010207
roidmind
>>65007348
Yeah because I still had cable back than. Fucked up thing was Mtv Would never air it in HD. They aired maybe one episode in HD and than just aired them in 480p. Even late night Host Jimmy Kimmle pointed it out on his show once.
>>65010240
Different guy than the phone dude, he stuck around from like season 3 onward.
>>65009972
ronnie actually looks good
>>65010240
He's Ed Hardy clothing personified.
>>65010240
She had a new boyfriend in the last 2 seasons I think, he was taller and less of a cuckand I'm not just using that word for no reason, in the very first episode she made out with Pauly and her boyfriend forgave her, that's actually being a cuck
>>65009972
Where's Angelina? :^)
>>65010292
>that 00s haircut.
Ronnie get your shit together.
>>65010283
>>65010316
Now I remember him, he came on the show.
>>65010316
>Christianity
My sides are never prepared for how trashy and brain dead the average person wearing a crucifix on their body looks. Fucking Christ, every single time.
>>65010316
jesus christ how old is she
she looks like 45
also that goatee is hideous
>>65010329
Why the fuck would you let your gf go in the first place?
Yeah, go party all summer and live in a house alongside 3 other guys and copious amounts of booze, nothing could go wrong.
>>65010363
>>65010316
>Christian
>has tattoos
Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD
-Leviticus 19:28
>>65010329
>that's actually being a cuck
No it isn't. How dumb are you that you speak all sincerely only to misuse the word again?
>>65010422
>-Leviticus 19:28
Might want to make sure you know what Leviticus even is before quoting it, idiot.
>>65010422
It's almost every time.
>crucifix dangling into the cleavage of what appears to be a woman dressed as a prostitute
>crucifix painted on the arm of what appears to be a professional douche bag who will be taking his bottle of hair gel to heaven with him
>>65010371
I would guess 29 or so.
And then you have Courteney Cox who looked like she was in her early twenties in season 1. Was genuinely surprised to find out she was30in season 1.
>>65010447
Old testament.
But Christians claim Leviticus is fine for saying homosexuality is a sin, so why do tattoos get an exemption?
angelina best girl
>>65010518
>But Christians claim Leviticus is fine for saying homosexuality is a sin, so why do tattoos get an exemption?
Simply because Paul, on direct orders from God, explained in detail what the New Covenant has in terms of rules: homosex is out, tats and haircuts are fine.
>>65009014
There's something about Mike's incredible arrogance and sense of self worth paired with deeply hidden insecurities that makes me think he was genuinely fucked in the head.
>>65010581
So God was wrong the first time?
Doesn't sound very all-knowing to me
>>65010139
BANE?
>>65010292
I mean, that's shopped but well done.
>>65009044
Georgie shore was much better
no im not a /sp/leb faggot who killed /tv/ with his Facebook posting and normalfaggotry
>>65011490
/pol/ killed /tv/
>>65011775
this
The first season was gold but the show set us gins back 30 years
>>65011775
pls, the /pol/ mindset is all of 4chan minus a few boards easily accessible by leftist cucklords, you're just out of touch with reality and should probably go post on reddit instead. faggot.
>>65007348
JUST a heads up I would like everyone who says " I watched this as a Kid" to Just Drop Fucking Dead or GTFO!
>>65007974
Check out this fucking guy
>its a holly gets possessive over a dude she banged episode
>>65009097
Is this like some type of UK Britfag MTV version of the actual US show?
>>65009564
>That's right Jay
Why do you cry about one out of 148 threads in the catalog? Seriously, how big of a bitch do you have to be?
Ones you start to correct grammer, you officially are out of real arguments, and you must realise you lost this discussion, and all respect.
>>65013621
Basically yeah. Just switch guidos with Chavs and make it set in England somewhere.
>>65010424
>cuck detected
CABS ARE HERE
