Since The Witch is coming out next month, what are some genuinely scary movies that don't rely on jump scares?
>>64997550
The Cremator
gone girl
>>64997550
It Follows did a great job of invoking a sense of inescapable dread. Anyone that doesn't like it has shit taste in horror.
>>64997550
The Shining, but of course you already knew that so I don't even know why I'm suggesting it.
>>64997550
i would say °REC but if its not jumpscare is debatable
>>64997612
Hello reddit
>>64997653
I want to smash your fucking face in
the witch viral marketers been spamming /tv/ for a few weeks, GTFO w dis shit
>>64997689
If you tried, I would make you wish you were never born. Don't test my patience.
>>64997612
>It Follows
>>64997612
Yeah, I agree. Still had some unnecessary jump scares though, there are some very silly scenes that totally take me out of it like the monster standing on the roof and the boss fight scene close the end is pure shit. The ending scene is good though.
>>64997550
how do you know the VVitch is genuinely scary when you havent seen it?
>>64997746
Post your address bitch I have a three day weekend and nothing to do. I will literally come fuck you up. I'm 100% serious.
>>64997550
The Thing is my favorite
>>64997765
Plus the scariest scene is theimplied partyboat gangbang
>>64997612
>>64997653
>>64997746
>>64997781
>>64997781
12701 Marco Pl, Los Angeles, CA 90066.
You have no idea what I'm capable of.
>>64997867
>living in commiefornia
Stop posting anytime, Jamal
>>64997900
My dad could literally buy your family.
>>64997772
He's probably implying it looks like it will be scary.
>>64997867
This is your last chance to say you're sorry.
>>64997900
>hating based California
I bet you live in a flyover state lol
>>64997929
2 hours? I'll have you in the grave before lunch. Prepare yourself.
>>64997867
Looks comfy. That house across the street is pretty nice looking. Next door looks like shit.
>>64997964
You are fucked. FUCKED. See you soon fucker. After I destroy you you WILL pay for my gas there and back.
Session 9 is pretty good and has zero jumpscares. The performances aren't amazing but it's entertaining.
>>64997867
>>64997929
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>>64998001
I saw the VVitch. It sucked. Black Phillip was the only good part of the movie.
>>64998001
Pay for your gas? Not to brag, but my dad will be there throwing hundreds at you while I bury you. He was just going to wipe his ass with them anyway. Actually I think he's going out of town this afternoon so you should leave now.
>>64997640
There's some good non-jumpscare scenes in REC. Like when they're wandering around in the attic and they see howpossession has mutated the girl over the years and she wanders blindly around the room looking for the MCs.
>>64997914
lel, so you're saying you're a wimpy rich kid?
I suppose you're underage and don't know how to fend for yourself, yes?
>>64998075
why dont you jsut suck your dads dick already richie rich.
>>64997867
>>64997929
>>64997964
>>64998001
>>64998095
I am a rich kid, but if you knew my neighborhood there's nothing wimpy about it.
>>64998113
Now I'm thinking of joining that other dude to come beat the shit out of you.
I liked The Borderlands. It's slow and not really scarier than any standard horror movie but it steadily builds creepiness and weirdness to a very successful ending.
>>64997975
found the serial killer
>>64997975
I don't know the guy across the street, but the guy next door is an architect who designed the place himself.
>>64998162
What gave me away?
>>64998182
He's fucking shit.
>>64998113
I know your type, you're a pussy
>>64998139
Then your day of reckoning is at hand. Don't say I didn't warn you two.
>>64998182
After I'm done with you I'm going to town on your faggot neighbor too.
>>64998139
I'm a huge faggot btw
>>64998224
>he hasn't left yet
Scared, huh?
This thread.
>>64998197
>someone posts an address
>i'm going to fucking see the house on google street
>it isn't weird or stalking at all
>>64998254
Yo Reddito
THIS BODY HOLDING ME REMINDS ME OF MY OWN MORTALITY
EMBRACE THIS MOMENT, REMEMBER, WE ARE ETERNAL
ALL THIS PAIN IS AN ILLUSION
>>64998256
Why would someone post an address if they didn't want me to visit? I was just looking at it before I went by.
Thread absolutely derailed
>>64998347
Of course, my bad
>>64997608
I love this movie
>>64998347
fuck you you fucking faggot I'll literally fuck you up
>>64998448
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
>>64998147
this
>>64998304
Fuck off nothing interesting ever happens on/tv/
This thread is magical.
>>64998416
No problem lad.
>>64998448
Fun project.
>>64998465
>trying this hard
>yawn
dropped.
>>64998475
I think I wrote that at the wrong time man.
>2016
>not participating in /tv/ fight club
Truly the best way to settle imageboard disputes
>>64997867
Do the power puff girls live in the house across the street?
ugly ass fuck
>>64998537
>Newfag detected
>>64998480
I'll tear you down you lanklet nerd just watch me.
>>64998555
Shut the fuck up Steve or I will kick your ass again, you dumb cunt
>>64998555
If i had the address of every reddit poster it would be more like /tv/ no country for old men
>>64998537
i will fuck you up give the adress
>>64998147
Shit end desu senpai
>>64998521
go fuck yourself
>>64998386
thats what shills are instructed to do when they are called out for being shills. I been in this biz for years :)
>>64998621
Fuck you my dick is hard faggot give me the address and I'll fuck your rectum up.
>>64997867
I hope you like pizza
>lost my bane folder
>see TDKR thread
>no baneposting inside
oh come on senpai
>>64997550
Is this movie called The Witch or The VVitch?
>>64998697
no you give me the fucking adress i'll destroy you
>>64998722
Found the /b/astard
>>64998591
>>64998758
It's called you're a dumbass motherfucking faggot, fuck off.
>>64998591
>/tv/ no country for old men
>>64998762
GIVE ME YOUR ADRESS WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID FUCKING REDDITOR FAGGOT I'LL FUCK YOU UP SO HARD EVERY TIME YOU TAKE A SHIT IT'LL FEEL LIKE YOU'RE GIVING BIRTH TO AN ELEPHANT BITCH
>>64998842
no you give me the adress you pussy or fuck off, give me the fucking adress, i;m ready you fuck
>>64998787
>>64998822
samefaggot needing an asswhoopin'
>tfw Norway
heheh someone come fight me
this post doesnt end in 1
>>64997724
the movie actually looks pretty cool
welp, threads derailed anyway
Check em
What the fuck is going on in here?
>>64999016
Jeg kan komme, hvor bor du?
>>64997964
Is this really happening? Holy shit
>>64999016
var i norge bor du? jag svär att jag åker från stockholm NU och dödar dig din lilla fitta
ge mig en adress
>>64999143
Rich kid finna get his ass beat but nobody's steppin up
>>64999163
yeah its really happening you fucking tard
>>64998907
You better thank fucking god my wife's son has the car today
>>64998030
Fuck YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Wow! This beats the fuck out of /x/ horror movie threads!
>mfw tomorrow I read all over the internet how the next mass shooting happening in a neighborhood in cali spurred on by this thread
>>64997612
>>64997653
>>64997689
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>>64997781
>>64997867
>>64997929
>>64997964
>>64998001
>>64998075
>>64998095
>>64998103
>>64998113
>>64998215
what the fuck is going on in here??
>>64997929
Go SD bro!
Fuck p his LA ass
>>64999403
advanced shitposting
>>64997612
that movie is fucking horrible
>>64999639
Horrifying more like it
>>64999016
>>64999161
>>64999164
No one is safe.
>>64999016
İ S T A N B U L
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If any of you guys live in Arkansas, we could go see a movie. I'd rather not get my shit kicked in.
It's impossible for a movie to convey true horror feelings with the current technology.
>>65000058
its possible
give me the adress, we will sort this out
>>64999958
>go see movie with stranger from Arkansas
>fall asleep
>wake up in a dungeon in the woods
No thanks
>>65000258
>falling asleep in theatre
what's wrong with you
shitty shill thread
lead faggot in charge of marketing: "hey what about that 4chan site????"
>>65000575
Fuck off faggot I'm hype af for this movie
>>65000162
shut the fuck up fucking faggot
>>65000610
make me pussy
give the fucking adress
Hey anons if you seriously do end up fighting please for the love of god post pictures or something on /tv/, I really need to see this.
>>65000771
I'll send your mums another dickpic you fucking faggot
>>64997929
>Where you at? I'm gonna fuck you up!
>Here is my exact address.
>Y-you better apologize...I'll give you one more chance...apologize...last chance for real...i mean it
If anyone lives in Ontario, swing by my place. I'll have a computer open to the reddit homepage. If you can prove you're a redditor by signing in with your login information, I will kick the shit out of you no charge and no questions asked.
>>65000608
>Fuck off faggot I'm hype af for this paycheck I'm getting for shilling on 4chan
>if I make a shitty thread to shill this shitty movie then people won't pay any attention to it. I know, I'll orchestrate a fake fight between two fictitious people in order to keep the thread alive. I'll even aim for a few "gets" which I had to learn about from a few google searches. Throw in a few meme pics and I'll be getting a huge paycheck.
>>65000978
Where in Ontario? I'm in Hamilton.
Come get some at this adress1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500. Im the niggerlokking guy
>>65001247
Already on my way. Hope you're bags are packed. ;)
>>65001247
whats the cross street?
>>65001247
I'll fuck you up fucking nigger a'ight if I come by wednesday? It's my only day off since I got a doctor's appointment.
>>65000973
you know he's coming for you right faggot? Make that 2 since I'll join him. Tomorrow at 6 pm?
Really any of Kiyoshi Kurosawa's films, but Kairo especially. One of the few times I've felt actual, pit of my stomach dread while watching a movie.
>>64998090
Yeah that one made it really stand out for me, somehow the movie makes a real drastic turn in tone for the last 10 minutes from "another zombie movie" to "i am going to keep the lights on a little longer"
>>65001366
Since you can't fight one on one like a man, I'll take you both on, I'm ready anytime, faggot.
>/tv/ was hyped for It Follows
>constant hype threads were called viral marketing and caused a backlash against them movie
>/tv/ was hyped for Witch
>hype threads are being made in anticipation of next months release
>now getting accused of shilling
>/tv/ now turning on Witch even before it comes out
>/tv/ claims to hate /v/
>says /v/ posters ruined the board
>yet /tv/ acts like /v/ calling shit viral and shilling for no reason
I hate this fucking place.
If you want to talk about an upcoming movie it's viral.
If you want to talk about classic cinema it's fedora.
If you want to talk about the opening to TDKR or Sheev it 245 posts and 127 image replies.
>>65001596
Post your address, I'll end you right now.
>>65001596
adress pls senpai
>>65001554
Nah I'm the one who's gonna fuck you up. He will be the one fucking you in the ass afterwards. Just wait bitch.
>>65001596
just post your address, I'll presonally rapefuck your throat like I did your mom's, if you don't mind.
>>65001649
>>65001651
>>65001707
>Look mom! I'm memeing!
>>65001771
Do you bleed?
>>65001771
>mfw anon's too pussy to post the address
>>65001302
Youre a big guy
Threads is genuinely horrifying.
>>64997867
>implying that's his real address
>>65001657
Well done, you just proved you're both fags. I'm gonna kill you and your boyfriends.
>>64998147
I liked it very much.
Though there is one blatant, and highly obnoxious jump scare. It certainly doesn't "depend" on it though. And there are a few small jump scares.
>>65002005
>implying fucking someone in the ass as means of torture is anything even remotely homosexual
Insecure scary bitchass faggot detected.
>>64997550
memeholland drive
>>65001932
My foot up your ass is gonna be genuinely horrifying. Post your address and I'll send your suffering.
>>64998611
Big things eating small things, anon. That's nature for you.
>>65002060
Are you gonna talk about gay sex all day or are you gonna fight?
Even the best slasher of all time has a jump scare. They're perfectly fine when used correctly.
>>65002157
There will never be a better jump scare than Exorcist 3. You know the scene.
As shitty was it was, Sinister also had a really great jump scare as well. Fucking Lawn Work was one of the better jump scares I've seen done in quite awhile.
>>65002157
But Sleepaway Camp didn't have any jump scares.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgF42jlEEIs
this fucking thread
Come fiite me IRL faggots. I'm ready to bash some kuffar
I'll be sitting out front at the Ful Ahmad Taamia restaurant (مطعم فول احمد طعمية), El-Tal Street, Al Warraq, Cairo, Giza Governorate, Egypt
>>65001397
Let me guess, you're going to call it "the gloomy sunday of horror movies" right? You always do that. Or someone on /tv/ fucking does.
>>65002769
Muslim Brotherhood pfft more like Muslim Buttbrotherhood fuckin takfiris. Morsi eats a dick in jail and Sisi fucks ur mum
>>65002779
That's me. I didn't come up with the moniker though. Someone else here did, and I thought the comparison was uncanny.
GIMME ONE
>>64998465
tiddeR olleH
SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M SHUTTING THIS MOTHERFUCKING THREAD RIGHT NOW. I WILL GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT AND TAKE A SHIT ON YOUR NECK AND RAPE YOUR DEAD WHORE MOTHER'S CORPSE AND BRUTALLY MURDER YOUR FAGGOT FATHER AND RAPE YOUR STUPID DEAD DOG AND KILL HIM AND THEN RAPE YOUR FAMILY AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD
>>65003214
COME GET SOME MY DICK IS HARD NIGGA
Did you guys fight?
>>64999403
They're going to make love.
Scare scare!
>>65001596
Why do you care what a bunch of pussy contrarian neckbeards think? Just like what you like and kick anyone's cunt in that disagrees with you
>>65003303
I WILL SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT AND MURDER YOU AND RIP YOUR DICK OFF AND RAPE YOUR WHORE OBESE RETARDED SISTER WITH IT AFTER I BLOW HER BRAINS OUT WITH MY SHOTGUN
>>64997612
>>64997653
>>64997867
>>64998050
>>64999403
>>64999540
this thread is fucking gold
>>65004099
I'm glad you enjoyed it :)
>>65004099
No its not
>>65004252
enjoyed it? i literally stood up out of my chair and shouted top kek 4 times and moved my arms like a bird while running around my room.
Any Brit friends want a fight? :)
>>64998537
>doesn't recognise shitty old copypasta
>yawn
classic bait
>>65005856
you fell for the old "doesn't recognize obvious pasta" troll lel
>>64998648
Anti-German propaganda lies
>>64997612
>inescapable dread
Yeah, I felt it for 1 hour and 47 minutes.
>>64997653
>>64997689
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>>64997550
Frailty
All atmosphere and weirdly intense dialogue. Also Matthew McConnaughey before he was became a meme actor.
Calgary (Canada) here.
Someone come with me to the cinema so we can go see 99 homes.
>tfw don't want to go alone
>>64997550
>ome genuinely scary movies that don't rely on jump scares?
No such thing
>>65008332
thanks for the bump
Well if we are on the topic of fighting each other IRL.
Some washington seattle fucks wanna go to the science museum in seattle and go look at the butterfly house and afterwards go watch whatever Imax movie they are playing?
If not we could have a brawl under the space needle.
>>64999492
>mfw SD bro BTFO LA anon
>op asks for genuinely scary movies that don't rely on jump scares
>no one posts jesus camp
>>64997689
That would be extremely painful.
I'll fight every fucker in this thread
>>65010063
WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY TO ME???
>>65010063
>everyone already beat the shit out of each other
>two hours later
>ill beat all you guys up!
we should all kick your ass, kid
>DUDE CHRISTIANS ARE THE REAL EVIL LMAO
fuck off with this reddit trash
>>65003464
You...I like you. 1000 internets to you good sir
>>65010063
Hello 4chan
>le posting in le Eric bred screen capt uploaded to /r/4chan for le epic karma, remember to upboat, like and subscribe my fellow redditers.
