Winners and nominees so far
Best Picture
>1. Trainwreck
>2. Sicario
>3. Cool Cat Saves The Kids
>4. The Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials
>5. Fantastic Four
>6. The Revenant
>7. Ted 2
>8. The Hateful Eight
Cool Cat won
Best Director
>1. Alex Winter- Smosh: The Movie
>2. Eli Roth- Knock Knock
>3. Brad Bird- Tomorrowland
>4. Guillermo Del Toro- Crimson Peak
>5. Derek Savage- Cool Cat Saves the Kids
Savage won
Best Actor
>1. Johnny Depp- Mortdecai
>2. Robin Williams- Boulevard
>3. Seth MacFarlane- Ted 2
>4. Tom Hardy- Mad Max Fury Road
>5. Keanu Reeves- Knock Knock
Best Actress
>Daisy Ridley- Star Wars: The Force Awakens
>Kristen Stewart- American Ultra
>Vivica A Fox- Cool Cat Saves The Kids
>Rooney Mara- Carol
>Dakota Johnson - 50 Shades of Gray
Ridley won
Best Supporting Actor
>1. Connor Dean- Cool Cat Saves The Kids
>2. Keegan Michael Key- Tomorrowland
>3. Stone Cold Steve Austin- Smosh: The Movie
>4. Aiden Gillen- The Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials
>5. Ryan Gosling- The Big Short
Gillen won
Best Supporting Actress
>1. Ashley Benson- Pixels
>2. Marisa Tomei- Trainwreck
>3. Yolandi Vi$$er- Chappie
>4. Natalie Portman- Knight Of Cups
>5. Carrie Fisher- Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Yolandi won
Best Original Screenplay
>1. Max Landis- American Ultra
>2. Quentin Tarantino- The Hateful Eight
>3. M. Night Shyamalan- The Visit
>4. George Lucas- Strange Magic
>5. Tim Herlihy and Adam Sandler - The Ridiculous Six
Landis won
Vote for adapted screenplay here. http://strawpoll.me/6563002
Now rolling for cinematography.
>>64985099
Knight of Memes
>>64985099
COOL CAT FOR BEST CINEMATOGARPHYU
blackhat
Straight out of Compton
>>64985130
reroll
also lets make sure paul landis takes home two awards boys
Sicario
Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection of F
Ted 2
Inside Out
>>64985099
you don't list the winner for best actor OP.
Also you spelled Rooney Mara wrong for winner of best actress.
50 Shades of Grey
>>64985155
Best Cinematography
>1. Sicario
>>64985130
roll
Jem and the Holograms
Knight of Cups: Terrence Boogaloo
>>64985167
Sorry. Keanu Reeves won best actor.
Also someone should congratulate Max Landis on twitter because it looks like he might win two /tv/ Oscars in one night.
The Good Dinosaur
>>64985130
rollllllllllllllllllllll
this
shit moot
Macbeth cinematography
Joe Dirt 2
Stonewall
The Revenant
>>64985200
Best Cinematography
>1. Sicario
>2. The Good Dinosaur
Senpai of Cups
3-Headed Shark Attack
>>64985196
don't bother
he's probably spamming the poll as we speak
>>64985196
on it
also reroll
>>64985130
Krampus
rolling for Ted 2
>>64985207
rollan
The Walk
Those are some real shite nominees.
Jurassic world
Magic Mike XXL
The Scorpion King 4: Quest for Power
>>64985226
Pixels
The Great Beauty Electric Boogaloo: Youth
Furious 7
>>64985130
rollllll
Fantastic 4
The Flintstones & WWE: Stone Age Smackdown
>>64985258
Roll
>>64985255
>>64985266
>>64985277
Best Cinematography
>1. Sicario
>2. The Good Dinosaur
>3. Jurassic World
>4. Pixels
>5. Ted 2
Landis won adapted screenplay
http://strawpoll.me/6563029
Begin rolling for best editing
>>64985207
better get dubs
tangerine
recorded with an iphone
and no nom for hateful 8 in 70mm
Sinister 2
>>64985311
Jurassic world, again
>>64985311
This is just embarrasing and provs why this board is so shit
>>64985311
kek the big short
>>64985311
cool cat
>>64985311
Cool Cat
No Respite - ISIS
for best editing
>>64985372
First laugh I've gotten all night from this.
>>64985363
>>64985364
Cool Catmind
Reroll
>>64985372
roll
>>64985311
victoria
>>64985372
rolling
>>64985372
Reroll for isis
Boruto
>>64985399
Best Editing
>1. No Respite- ISIS
>>64985397
lel I'll roll for that
>>64985372
Jenifer White episode 90
Fant4stic
COOOL CAAAAAAAAAAAT
Star Wars XXX: A porn parody
Sherlock holmes the abondable bride
>>64985452
ROLL FOR OUR GOD COOL CAT
cooooll cattt
Girls with low self-esteem X>>64985459
http://images.fandango.com/images/fandangoblog/Fandango-printable-oscar-ballot3.pdf
>>64985397
rollin'
>OscarBro !!yWvcXRAC5zT
Great, just what this board needs, more newfag redditors
Is Norm of the North out yet?
Witcher Hunter
>>64985492
It's out but it won't be eligible until next year's /tv/ oscars.
@64985485
not gonan take it
roll for coolcat
>>64985453
roll
>>64985511
Best Editing
>1. No Respite- ISIS
>2. Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody
cool cat come on
where are the rolls for this masterpiece
Ant-man
Cool cats
Cool Cat
>>64985506
Cool Cat needs the recognition that more Oscars will bring him
Blacked, any of them
>>64985485
it's sad to see someone try this hard to make a name for themselves, and on /tv/ of all places. quite pathetic really.
>>64985524
rollllllll
>>64985544
Best Editing
>1. No Respite- ISIS
>2. Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody
>3. Cool Cat Saves The Kids
>>64985474
shit that was last years. double spergetti.
> http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/oscars-2016-complete-list-nominees/story?id=36271826
>>64985523
These nominations KEK
(also roll for mission impossible 5)
Focus
>>64985547
The one where they had the girl change her hair color to blonde, only wear white clothing in a white set with 1 black guy was goodtoo bad she screamed when he fucked her, like a cow scream, unpleasant ones
reroll
>>64985547
reroll
Ant-Man
Cinderella
Cool catss
TERMINATOR
GENISYS
Seems like rolls are slowing down. After we get the editing nominees locked in I think we should wrap up and roll for the honorary /tv/ oscars unless anyone has any specific categories they wanted to do.
Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection F
>>64985576
Reroll
Krampus
>>64985638
seconded
>>64985655
Best Editing
>1. No Respite- ISIS
>2. Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody
>3. Cool Cat Saves The Kids
>4. Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection F
>>64985634
Roll
>>64985637
Best Foreign movie?
>>64985671
If there's interest.
Is there?
>>64985547
roll
>>64985690
nah
>>64985635
Rool
>>64985635
Roll
>>64985704
Okay then. One more editing nominee needed and then we'll roll for this year's honorary /tv/ oscars. For reference last year's honoraries were...
>1. Paul Dano for being classic
>2. Shane Carruth for his tireless /tv/ shitposting.
>3. Mike "Fourth Reich" Stoklasa for revolutionising American relations with the Jewish peoples.
>>64985690
No just honorary. I want to go to sleep
>>64985604
Roll
The Big Short
>>64985730
Seems like Paul dano honorary is just to make up for last year fiasco where he didnt get voted in
Jem and the Holograms
>>64985635
Roll
>>64985766
Best Editing
>1. No Respite- ISIS
>2. Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody
>3. Cool Cat Saves The Kids
>4. Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection F
>5. Terminator Genisys
Sicario won cinematography
http://strawpoll.me/6563098
Start rolling for honorary /tv/ oscars. We need 3.
>>64985099
>guilerrmo for peak
For putting that chastain tuggie on screen he deserves an actual oscar
>>64985785
Hey stupid
>>64985699
Nominating Shane Carruth for yet another honorary Oscar for shitposting his way to a big budget.
Chloe East for her contribution as the pinnacle of the female form.
>>64985801
Sorry I missed that.
>>64985785
Bill Wilson
Classic Paul Danno for remaining classic
>>64985813
RACIST
>>64985804
this
Nominating Brendan Fraser for his bravery over alimony abuse
>>64985810
roll
>>64985785
The Academy Awards for not nominating any minorities
Sii Yah Yei
>>64985833
Haha
>>64985833
>>64985844
Honorary /tv/ Oscar
>1. Brendan Fraser for his bravery over alimony abuse
>2. The Academy Awards for not nominating any minorities
>>64985099
>Best picture
>Ted
>The Maze Runner
Literally why does anyone even care about this shit?
Shane Carruth for thriving in the face of autism
Aidan Gillen for the performance of the decade every decade, CIA
Bella for becoming Lewd: the waifu
Seth MacFarlane for his consistently hilarious content
>>64985857
It's a three year tradition of voting for horse shit. The best picture winners have been
>A Talking Cat!?!
>Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas
>Cool Cat Saves The Kids
>>64985857
its the oscars, duh
Aidan Gillen
>>64985881
You mean best performance of all time.
Lia for becoming a lewd
>>64985881
this
The ghost of Peter O'Toole for finally getting his sticky
Summer Glau the eternal queen of /tv/
Oliva Munn for being the best beard to Aaron "I really really like women" Rodgers
Sean Penn for SINGLE HANDEDLY capturing El Chapo
>>64985881
Charlie Sheen for winning
>>64985911
Honorary /tv/ Oscar
>1. Brendan Fraser for his bravery over alimony abuse
>2. The Academy Awards for not nominating any minorities
>3. Aidan Gillen for the performance of the decade every decade, CIA
That's it! No Respite- ISIS wins editing and we are done for another year. See you next year!
Rob Schneider for contributions to cinema and mama meatball
>>64985936
roll
>>64985948
Good year tbqh. Can't wait for next year
>ISIS wins for best editing
That acceptance speech will be a blast
Someone should shoop cool cat a poster featuring all the /tv/ oscars it won.
>>64985948
I'd like to trade the Academy awards for this
>>64985936
>>64985991
Not how it works. Sorry.
>>64986031
you did it before, then stopped doing it
>>64986054
he said
IT WAS ONLY FOR THAT CASE
YOU STUPID NIGGER
>>64985950
roll
