ITT: the worst movie you've ever seen in a theater
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>>64982300
Razor sharp edge
>>64982240
The fucking OST made my ears cum, but everything else was shit
>>64982240
Savages. It was so forgettable that ironically I still remember it for being forgettable.
>>64982240
>oooh shit careful theres gonna be a Titan
>oh fuck son the Titans almost here
>ZUES UNLEASHED THE MOTHERFUCKIN TITAN
>it flails its tentacles around for 10 minutes and dies like a bitch
It was one of the biggest disappointments in a monster movie i've ever seen.
Fuck this movie right up the fucking ass.
Thank god the sequel at least made up for some of it.
>>64982240
Ex-Girlfriend made me take her....and a friend of hers. Neither of them drove, so I was the only one who could take them. Damn was I pissed to be made into a third wheel. Didn't even get to sit next to my own GF. At least I didn't have to pay for Ex's friend's ticket and food.
fucking devil inside
The dialogue was killing me but I heard the payoff at the end was worth it, but it fucking wasn't. To be fair it was kind of cool and nothing conceivable could really make sitting through the first part worth it anyway.
I actually paid money to see this shit. Kill me now.
>>64982240
funny how it was more faithful to the original story that the old movie
>>64982240
Seconded.
>>64982240
i don't go to the cinema much. i'd have to say it's the halloween remake.
>>64982635
Did she suck his BBC?
>>64983459
i'll let you in on a secret. the whole point of the first part was to get you familiar with the victims, almost like you know them, then kill them. the second part was about subverting your expectations based on the first.
>>64983459
Agreed that Death Proof was fucking awful. Probably will be his worst film, imo.
I liked Planet Terror though. and I just got back from seeing Hateful Eight which was also good.
Not sure if I'd say that's the worst film I saw in the actual theater though.
Aristocats
>>64982240
After earth
Regretted every second
Revenge of the Fallen
>>64984239
Saw this with a girl, got a hand-job during
Hand-job sucked, movie sucked worse
6/10
Either this or Taken 3.
so fucking stupid
I can't even remember the villain, or much of the plot
MURICA
I was dragged to this by a group of friends.
I wanted to kill myself halfway through.
I actually thought Reloaded was ok, but this was utter shit.
I paid to see Street Fighter, the legend of Chun lee
is that the one with the qt lamia
gave a boner in the theaters lads
>>64982240
Watch the 2nd one if you think this one is bad
>>64987341
I mean, how could you ignore the fact that this would be shit
>>64982240
honestly?kanjiclub
Her
Probably pic related.
Avatar: The Last Airbender
The Happening
R.I.P.D.
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Worst movie was actually some kind of french version of Bevelly Hills Cop but I don't remember the name.
This one comes pretty close tho
And I've seen a couple of Adam Sandler movies in a theater.
The fedora dialogue wasn't half bad if you're into fedora ideas, but everything else was complete shit.
>>64982635
i only watched for lily
>>64982240
>>64989397
>UN FILM DE BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT
god damn i hate that pretentious hack
This or The Hurt Locker
>>64984362
They photoshopped tits on to her
>>64982475
>Kraken
>Titan
This fucking shit right here.
Pearl Harbour
definately Pearl Harbour
>That bit where he chucks Bubo away
Fucking shit film fucking URGH
>>64989293
I've had this sat in my cabinet of unwatched films for years and think it's going to stay there forever merely on principle, kind of like how I refuse to watch Single White Female because my ex would insist on it every time we watched a film and I said no every time
>>64982240
The trailer was great though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXttqg0RWU8
>>64990120
I haven't seen Wrath but I liked the trailer back then. I still like it.
How's the movie compared to Clash?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs7fzOrUopc
>>64982240
watching this in 3d gave me a horrible headache, what an awful movie
>>64984283
This. Only time in my life I was considering walking out.
This movie was a case of a movie that made me angrier as I was watching it. I hated it.
>>64982240
its a tie between sky kids 3 and hoodwinked .
>>64982240
Scary Movie 5
Attack on Titan: Live
>>64982240
>>64990271
I haven't seen it. Why did it make you angry, f am?
>>64990398
>rated 7/10 on imdb
>worst movie you've ever seen
>>64990466
Worst movie in a theater. I've seen way worse on other formats.
>>64990429
It was very unfunny and dumb. Also, most of the jokes were very dated.
>OH-EM-GEE, WHAT'S THE CLOUD?
>I DUNNO HOW THE CLOUD WORKS, IT'S SO HARD TO KNOW
Also, heavy Apple product placement.
And so on.
>>64982635
was it worse than twilight or divergent?(my friends saw it but I did not bother, they kept making fun of some daemon guy) they are making a tv show of that, I even stumbled upon the book once since it had incest but the synopses was too retarded to pick up
>>64984229
went to see it with my mom,they were out of tickets and I was sleep deprived so snapped at her like a whinny bitch (one of the most embarrassing moments of my life) how did your viewing go?
>>64984239
did you regret it extra hard during simultaneous vomiting and shitting moment ?
Love Guru or Year One both were just such huge piles of shit I can't choose one.
>>64986896
I love all 3 movies and don't get why people don't like them.
>>64984344
>sucked
>6/10
6/10 hardly means it sucks. And if the hand-job was better, it can only be categorized as good.
>>64990520
not him but yes, it's much, much, much, MUCH worse. It's honestly n=insulting how bad it is.my gf made me watch it
>>64989293
This.
>>64982240
enough with the dumb memes, here's a truly bad movie ive seen in the theater
This fucking piece of shit movie.
>>64990591
Not even the blonde cavegirl qt could save year one
>>64990639
you just didn't understand it
>>64990634
>going into a DoA movie
>expecting anything other than hot chicks playing volleyball and fighting
Also Eric Roberts
>>64990639
This is a lie. It's ok if you don't like Prometheus, but it's not the worst movie you've ever seen in a theater.
>>64990511
Kind of reminds me of how in The Birdcage, which is otherwise hilarious, had an extended joke revolving around the idea that car phones (not even cell phones) could make but not receive calls.
>>64984344
then you realized the hand was your own and you were a middle aged man jerking off in a theater full of minors.
>>64990434
fuck you
>>64990749
Are you fucking retarded? In his experience, it's the worst movie he watched in cinema, it could be the only movie he watched in cinema. Also, Prometheus was a major fuckup by Scott. Also, my worst movie was pic rel.
John Carter
I also had a shitty hangover
>>64990603
pray she does not pick up the tv show. I kind of skip watched first 2 eps and both plot and acting are atrocious (community theater level from teen characters) beta faggot jealousy bullshit does not help things.
>>64982240
Yeah fuck this movie
Mad Cuck: Fury Road.
hated every second of it, worst film of all time.
>>64990824
I will never forget the day I watched this. Two friends and I were talking about which movie to see: Inception or this one.
I chose this because it was shorter.
We never talked about it again since we finished it. Ever.
Say what you want about Inception, but I still regret not going to see it first that day.
fucking newfags
How can people like this shit?
>>64988026
FUCK i saw this too, so bad
>>64982322
Not really. My Wife and I both thought it was terrible (cheesy, anachronistic nonsense with lazy performances, variable vfx and an entirely surplus bookend), too.
>>64991061
>>64982240
Transformers. I only went because a friend dragged me along and I didn't know who Michael Bay was at the time. I may have hurt his feelings when I told him how terrible it was after it ended. He's a pleb and I couldn't contain my autism.
>>64984283
Am I the only one who thought it was better than the first
>>64984362
clive saved this movie.
Only movie I've ever walked out of.
>>64992723
You're retarded and should be fed to dogs piece by piece while still alive.
>>64990852
cor blimey mate sounds like hell
>>64982240
Solomon Kane or Transformers, this 2 are the only movies which i actually slept during the screening.
>>64989594
If it had actually been just sleeping baeuty from the villains perspective it would have been good. But I really just wanted to see her turn into a dragon and die but no.
>>64983564
any movie with rogen is bad
Saw this in theatresat midnight
>>64989723
>Kraken
>Greek
>>64990824
>tla
Oh god that movie still hurts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HGGqHe4yIw
>>64990824
I still don't understand how Shyamalan managed to botch this up so bad.
>>64982240
dude i can remember when we watched this shit. i watched it with 3 buddies, and after it we found it funny to put "Clash of the titans - worst movie EVER" as your facebook status. facebook was new to us at this point.
the movie was absolutely horrible, how does such a piece of shit get into theaters
>>64990592
The second one had no substance, just a dumb action flick.
The third one tried really really hard to be deep, but most of it made no sense.
>>64985334
WORLD INVASION: BATTLE: LOS ANGELES
wtf?
>>64982240
only flick i've ever walked out of
>>64982635
>Ex-Girlfriend made me take her....
same shit happened to me
>>64992741
This movie is pretty good, probably Stiller's best role. You hust have shit taste.
Insultingly bad
>>64990634
brief period where I was without internet for a couple of years
dvd of this was fapped to many a time
>>64985334
Trailer was GOAT tho
>>64995229
This.
>They used The Sun's Gone Dim in both trailers
So good.
I'm still upset
>>64994441
but it says its kino!
