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Do Americans really sleep like this?
>>64955530
I watched this episode literally yesterday. GOAT nephelim story
Yes, and according to movies they also have sex with all their clothes on as well.
>>64955530
If he lay flat, he'd likely snore like a Harley Davidson.
>>64955530
>majority of american movies have them sleeping flat
>eurocuck picks one of the few examples that isn't like that
>"hurrrr americans really sleep like this???? durrrr im so stupid wheres my semen rations??????"
>>64955530
That's looks comfy
Are americans really fat? or is it just a meme?
>>64955530
No. They probably just couldn't raise the camera any higher to get a good shot of their face.
>>64955980
It's just a meme
>>64955980
They really are. It is common to eat hamburgers and drink cola for lunch.
why are they wearing shirts to bed?
Do they also wear shoes in bed?
>>64956047
instead of....?
>>64955980
No fatter than Europe.
>>64956047
>It is common to eat hamburgers and drink cola for lunch.
Hamburgers are fine. It's the cola that causes your insulin levels to spike.
>>64956094
I wear pajamas and a bathrobe to bed. It's comfy.
>Do Europeans really sleep like this?
>>64956094
all americans sleep with a shirt and socks on. and they are too fat to sleep in any other position.
>>64956094
For the same reason you wear an undershirt under a shirt.
>>64956179
>and a bathrobe
You are so gay m8
>>64955530
In a comfy bed, in a relatively large house, next to your faithful Caucasian wife?
Yes.
>>64956118
Fish and chips.
>>64956217
Whats the point of an undershirt?
>itchy scratchy
>twice as many shirts to wash
>>64956217
The undershirt catches all the pit sweat :^)
>>64956226
>bathrobes are gay
You've never tried one.
>>64955530
I sleep in a racing car
>>64956258
Absorbs sweat.
Enjoy sleeping on filthy, sweaty sheets.
>>64956262
But if you werent wearing two fucking shirts you wouldnt be sweating in the first place.
>>64956281
I sleep in a regular car.:_;
>>64956316
Sheets are washable, and if I'm hot enough to be sweating I just take my blanket off. Americans cannot be this stupid. Do you really just consume products to create problems so that you can consume more products to solve those problems?
>>64955980
No more than Mexicans.
>>64956321
Your body always sweats and secretes oils and waste through the skin.
>>64956355
>>64956376
Do you wash your sheets every day?
>sleeping in pajamas
Underwear is the only acceptable opinion. Naked if you're an absolute madman.
>tfw I don't sleep with clothes on, don't have the second sheet only a comforter, and sleep on my stomach and side .
>try sleeping in the nude
>okay for a few nights
>sheets suddenly covered in dead skin and fecal stains
>decide to continue wearing pyjamas
>>64956389
Yeah through your face and armpits, what does wearing a tank top have to do with that?
>>64956440
This. Who the fuck actually uses a top sheet? never met a single person who does
>>64955980
they actually think that burgers and coca cola isnt bad
>>64956483
why don't you try showering daily you disgusting sub human
>>64956429
No I shower.
>>64956512
>there are only pores and sweat glands in your armpits and face
>>64955936
Rarely is, normally a sign of orthopnea to be that upright when sleeping
>>64956376
>Sheets are washable
>Do you really just consume products to create problems so that you can consume more products to solve those problems?
Washing a sheet every night costs more money and consumes more resources than just wearing a fucking undershirt.
>>64956554
Doesn't matter. If you don't think you sweat or excrete oils during the night, you're disgusting and so is your bed.
>>64956513
I do, so the comforter doesn't get soiled.
>>64955831
>Europe had rations during ww2 70 years ago
>Eats normal food in modern times.
>America fabricates story where Euros eat semen
>"hurr durr I like to be hurtful and not consider the feelings of others"
>>64956610
Who the fuck washes a sheet every day? As long as you stay clean, whatever you secrete during the night is fucking negligible.
I like to sleep in a hoodie with the hood up
>>64956684
Unless you are a fat, sweaty american. All the burger grease has to come out from somewhere.
>>64956684
Keep telling yourself that, nasty boi
who
>sleeps with underwear
>changes sheets every week
>showers in the morning
like a normal person here?
>>64956806
>changes sheets every week
Sure as soon as I can bother putting in the sheets :^)
>>64956882
your mummy doesnt change your bed?
>>64956806
Noice.
>>64956660
>Eats normal food in modern times.
Stopped reading right there.
>>64956806
>showers in the morning
>so you can get dirty and go to sleep dirty
>instead of not showering until you actually have to shower
It's like washing your car BEFORE you drive through mud.
>>64956910
My mom's dead, man. . .
>>64956806
>normal
>>64955530
Worst part is he's probably still wearing his shoes too. Fucking Americans man.
>>64956660
>"hurr durr I like to be hurtful and not consider the feelings of others"
You're right, Anon, people shouldn't do this. Not on the Internet and ESPECIALLY not on 4chan.
Let's report him to the Ministry of Decency for Hate-Speech.
>>64956957
not stinking around other people > getting your bed a little dirtier
>>64956954
bacon+beans+eggs+shrooms is tasty as fuck, what are you talking about?
>>64956806
Sleeping naked masterrace
>>64956954
that looks fucking delicious you yank cunt go back to eating your pizza with cheese wizz on it faggot
>>64956806
>>sleeps with underwear
>underwear
>implying
i need freedom when i sleep
>>64956995
You'd stink less if you didn't sleep in filth.
>>64956954
what would you consider normal food then?
weird post
i dont even have a sheet on my bed
>>64956806
masterrace here
>sleeps with some comfy pajamas in winter/underwear in summer unless my gf is with me
>changes sheets every week
>showers at the end of the day
>drinks a cup of melissa before bed to sleep better
>>64956612
>so the comforter doesn't get soiled
Never heard of a duvet cover?
>>64956660
>Eats normal food in modern times.
KEK
who here can't fall asleep on their backs?
i've tried it numerous times, eventually my lower back and neck starts to hurt and I have to turn over.
>>64957070
this senpai, as an American I always like to feel free
>>64957098
>underwear in summer unless my gf is with me
In which case you what? Naked is the only other option.
>>64957070
>enjoying the sensation of your balls hanging about freely
The shit is wrong with you? I get panic attacks unless mine are snug in freshly washed tight boxer briefs, all warm and cozy
I prefer to sleep in a sleeping bag, on top of my mattress. Ultimate laziness.
>>64955831
Gotta go to the mosque for those, senpai
>>64957148
always naked with the gf m8
>>64957115
I can ONLY sleep on my back now a days. Never been a stomach sleeper and sleeping on my sides causes back pain for some reason
>>64957127
But do you sleep with a gun and use star-spangled bedsheets?
>>64956954
Not enough mushroom tbqh, a little heavy on the beans.
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
>>64956995
>Wake up clean
>Only advantage of morning shower is hair and scent
>Apply fragrance and hair product which you would anyway
>>64957187
Of course,I'm no commie.
BY THE BED I SLEEP WITH MY BALLS FREE
>>64956118
semen
>>64956118
Muzzie Cum
>>64956806
>not showering twice a day for optimum cleanliness
Lmfao
>>64957226
My hair is really thick. It doesn't get visibly greasy, but sort of gets set in a certain position as I sleep. So a morning shower is necessary. Also, a morning shower wakes you up fully.
>>64957173
Oh, good. I was worried for a second there.
>>64957153
my balls are warm enough without boxers
>>64957289
Shower in the morning, I get in my jacuzzi at night. Best combo ever.
>>64955530
Its better if you have trouble breathing, and it is how most people slept in beds up until the late 19th century. Antique beds are short because they were designed for sitting up.
>>64956995
I found the Indian immigrant
guys real talk though PLEASE shower daily. doesn't matter if it's night morning just do it.
>>64956660
>"hurr durr I like to be hurtful and not consider the feelings of others"
I apologize for the put-downs my sir.
>>64956957
>>64956806
>>64956995
Can't you faggots shower both in the morning and before going to bed?
>>64958291
you really only need to shower once a week. Any more is a waste of time and can actually be bad for your skin.
>be a scandi
>watch shows and everybody sleeps in PJs
>whenever I try to wear one to bed I have to fight severe overheating
>never manage to keep it on for more than 15 minutes
how cold do you niggas have to get to be able to wear clothes to bedI'm fucking jelly because it looks comfy as FUCK
>>64958434
Sure thing anon
>>64956954
British are not European
As a matter of fact, British are not even human.
>>64958434
>>64955980
IT'S JUST A MEME BRO
>>64958578
blame blacks and hispanics for fucking the data up
>>64955530
if you're that obese, sleeping anything other than upright means tractor engine snoring and unbearable heartburn
>>64958492
>scandi
Don't you have one of those tall blonde women to cuddle naked in bed?
>>64958492
Pajamas are the opposite of comfy desu. If you're wearing pants they get stuck on everything and make turning in bed uncomfortable as shit.
>>64955591
we are afraid of nudity
what would happen if I was cumming in some chick and I saw her nipple?
ewwww
>>64958492
It's really not, I haven't worn PJs or anything else in bed since I was a child and it's way more comfortable being naked.
>>64956195
I do.
>>64958669
No, those are reserved for the refugees
>>64958578
>Ohio
>started as one of the fattest
>we didn't get as fat as everyone else
Noice
>>64958669
Winter only, and the window has to be open
any sort of bodily contact results in fusion in warmer days
>>64958692
I can't even wear a shirt. It gets twisted all over my torso, and I wake up with it a soggy, sweaty mess and I feel like I just slept in a camel's asshole
>>64958726
Story?
>>64956684
>whatever you secrete during the night is fucking negligible.
>>64958492
I actually find the opposite. The bed becomes unbearably hot when I only wear underwear to bed.
>>64958815
>not sleeping naked
>>64955530
No like this
>>64958884
>shoes in bed
>shows on the couch
What the fuck is wrong with americans, jesus.
>>64959039
Americans are filthy pigs, desu senpai.
>>64958139
real talk though, there's absolutely no need to shower every single day unless you do a lot of physical work. every 2 or 3 days is perfectly fine and more beneficial to the skin since the epidermus gets damaged if you apply hot water to it constantly.
>>64956806
I preffer the shower before sleeping
>>64958845
I can't, I end up spending the whole night masturbating.
>>64959179
That's why you don't take scalding hot showers senpai.
>>64959179
You're that one guy at the office that everybody is too polite to tell he stinks like a dead crack whore's cunt.
Take a fucking shower you hippie.
>>64959365
Nah familia, I shower every day because it feels good and it's relaxing after a long day but it's not necessary if you live the sedentary life of a modern human
>>64958845
It's hard to sleep with a perma boner
>>64955530
Yes and we clap to turn our lights on and off.
>>64959039
It's a movie set, not a real house.
But we don't walk in shit all day either, unlike you Indians.
>>64955530
i sleep but ass naked with 2 old ass pillows balled up under my head.
snorers and people with sinus problems do need to sleep propped up like that, but most just put blocks under the headboard legs or buy those fancy matresses. pillows don't hold up very long supporting people like that.
i snore but as long as i am on my side i dont. so i don't do that shit.
>>64959708
Yeah, you fat shit don't walk at all.
>>64959878
savage burn right here
>>64957973
The guy who cares about how other people think of his smell?
Retarded white incel.
