Why did no one ever reference Ashoka in Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith?
What about Asajj Ventress, Savage Opress, Darth Maul?
Why did Yoda and Anakin never mention fighting fighting Darth Sidious?
Why were the Star Wars Rebels crew an Inquisitors never mentioned in the Original Trilogy movies?
Because they are dumb cartoons for kids and nobody cares about them.
>>64947571
Leave.
>>64947166
>Why did Yoda and Anakin never mention fighting Darth Sidious?
When did that happen?
>>64947767
In Siduous' vision powered by some fucking chalice of smokes and shit, possibly just Sith bong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctN5s8z3E8E
>>64947688
Hit a nerve, /co/cksucker?
>>64947571
>implying all of Star Wars isn't for kids
>>64947166
>Why did no one ever reference Ashoka in Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith?
Well most likely because SWROTS was out in 2005 and the cartoon was launched in 2008? The cartoon isn't even written by Lucas (which is the reason why it is better that prequels)
>>64947812
Not at all, f a m.
>>64947166
Because it's not call backs the movie series that is what Always sunny is for.
>>64948090
#feelthebern
Why do the character models for Dooku and Anakin look like abomination shit, but the rest of the show looks beautiful?
Also to answer your question, it just never came up.
>>64947166
Because Ahsoka was created after ROTS and time travel is not possible yet.
>>64948174
First seasons models look like shit, but they get better. Dooku stays shitty tho.
>Darth Bane is canon so is Ro2
>all these new Sith other than Dooku, Sheev and Anakin
>>64947166
>Why did Yoda and Anakin never mention fighting fighting Darth Sidious?
Please don't tell me Anakin actually fights Darth Sidious in the series and doesn't recognise it's his pal Sheev.
>>64947166
I'm glad they didn't, it means that the characters can exist simultaneously in the expanded media with their own stories and battles.
Putting them in the movies will lock their characters and limit the writers options.
For example everyone is just assuming Ahsoka dies at the end of Rebels just because she isn't mentioned, but there are a billion ways that story thread can go. Marking her as dead or alive in the films would mean having to give them a definite endpoint and remove the mystery.
>>64947166
Because they made it up as an afterthought
>>64948174
TCW Dooku is probably based on the Tartakovsky version.
Daily reminder that Darth Maul lived
then he killed Obi Wans secret gf
then he was lightning raped by sheev
and he canonically makes a return in the new show
>>64947166
Even tough he brought Grevious from the cartoon, he was advised (read bullied) into not bringing anything else, otherwise fans would feel too lost because no one watched clone wars.
>>64948174
Anakin got a redesign in Rebels. Yoda did too.
>>64948473
Why does everyone look the fucking same in Rebels? What is this Aladdin shit?
Daily reminder Ahsoka has the best orange butt cheeks in the galaxy.
>>64948473
Damn, that's some Jimmy Neutron-tier animation.
she was trouble
>>64947166
>Why did no one ever reference Ashoka in Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith?
Would take light off Hershlag and be the waifu of a generation. Not even memeing
>>64948530
>'WHY DID I FUCKED THAT OLD-LADY-NABOO BITCH AND NOT MY CUTE ORANGE PADAWAN?'
>>64948697
>tfw Ahsoka is just entering her prime when Padme has already hit The Wall
>>64948768
'Ahhh... GAAAHH!'
>>64948697
Here's why.
A better question would be why didn't he fuck both?
>Luke and Leia could have been flesh-coloured Togrutas
>>64948973
He didn't get that the Jedi aren't monks but knights, that the Jedi code allows for carnal relations, just not possessive attachments or relationships, because he had mommy issues.
DOES ANAKIN KILL AHSOKA, THIS IS IMPORTANT
>>64947885
>shit talking the prequels
Reddit is that way underage v&
>>64947234
Because they are all dead when the OT happens
Pls post ahsokas bum
>>64949345
>a-am i a dank memer now, mom?
>>64947166
You'd find out if you watched the show.
>>64949368
>do i fit in with the reddit folks now mommy?
>yes now youve earned your daily dosage of BBC
>>64949356
For you.
>>64949454
Why does she make me so hard?
>>64949479
Hundreds of males ask themselves the same question everyday.
>>64949343
He will. Either in Rebels or in Rogue One.
>>64949454
>xeno a shit
Mando butt cheek incest superior
>>64949743
Space /pol/ is here.
>>64949397
Shitposting like this is very reddit of you
>>64949743
That's butt cheeks discrimination right there.
>>64949314
>the Jedi code allows for carnal relations, just not possessive attachments or relationships
Exactly this. The Jedi are not celibate, they are just forbidden to commit to another person or people.
>>64951127
Didn't Kid Fister have like 5 wives or some shit?
>>64951167
Fucked if I know, I didn't bother with anything outside the movies. I was just saying as far as the films go.
>>64951167
Ki Adi Mundi had 4 wives.
>>64949743
fuck off /pol/ mandos are violent space niggers
>>64949355
I'm sure palps/vader still have a few inquisitors running around
>>64947808
I will never understand Dooku's motivation
Best SW wiafu coming through
>>64948340
All the character models at least use the cartoon as a reference. For the first few seasons anyways.
>>64951167
You're talking about Ki Adi Mundi, a guy whose race is nearly extinct and has a natural shortage of men.
Tons of Jedi got married and had kids pre-TPM, they were just exiled from the Order and the post-ROTJ Jedi Order loosened their "no fun allowed" Jedi Code even at the behest and protest of other Order 66 survivors (two Masters and a bunch of Padawans plus younglings at that time).
>all this shit about SW cunts
>forgetting the best one of all
>>64951570
bobalina is the worst
>>64951701
literally who
>>64951701
That Porn parody was goat
>>64951167
You thinking of the Jedi from the Conehead Planet.
>>64951743
>>64948217
Only in a dream they did it
>>64948473
Why couldn't they just import the TCW models?
>>64951826
Because every human has to look like Aladdin in Rebels
>>64948473
Atleast Obi-Wan and Yoda looked better.
>>64951826
Because then everything else would have to be up to those standards. Which means money. If everyone looks like a cheap barbie-doll than that is the standard you have to meet.
>>64951570
that would be Hera, familiar
>>64951167
General Grievous had like 10 wives and 30 children
>>64951986
>implying
>>64952007
he wasnt a jedi or a sith, he was just a bad motherfucker
Why do Xenos bitches love big human cock so much?
>>64952031
No barbs.
>>64952028
I know. I'm just laying that fact out there.
>>64952031
humans are clearly the alphas of the galaxy
>>64952018
>>64952092
thank you for keeping filename based anon
time for me to go "use the force"
>>64947166
>Savage Opress
Is Darth Icky in that stupid cartoon as well?
>>64947166
it did not come up in a casual conversation
>>64952007
>>64951167
>>64951404
Is polygamy a common thing in the SW universe?
>>64952169
They aren't Judeo-Christian so why would monogamy be a big deal?
>>64951701
talon was too edge for me
>>64952162
but is french, so its shavazche
>>64952162
Fuck you, it's a siick name
>>64952169
yes
without the cancerous influence of christianity people are free to live naturally
>>64952162
no but moralo eval is
>>64952213
It just seems disgusting and degenerate
>>64952241
>siick
kill urself my man
>>64952169
>common thing in the SW universe?
its a universe brav, everything is common in some part of it but nothing is universal
>>64952239
its more lik sa-va-xh
>>64952241
> christianity
judaism did it first
>>64952256
>He can't satisfy a woman, let alone 2 or 3
I think I see the real degenerate
>>64947166
They didn't fight Sidious that was a vision you dumb ass
Also because those events were delt with in the show and the movies had their own story to tell.
>>64952241
Yeah bro! It's sick as f*ck!Kill yourself
Because TCW wasn't made yet retard.
>>64948473
I can't even bring myself to watch Rebels cause that animation is so god awful looking.
Darth Vaders model makes me want to put a bullet in my head.
>>64952261
>>64952321
>>64952306
nigga I dont know french
>>64947166
Because those things never happened.
>>64952341
>>>/co/
>>>/mlp/
>>>/vp/
>>>/toy/
>>64952364
It's canon bro, immovable pillars
>>64952386
>>>/lgbt/
Because the movies came first. The Clone Wars is what happens when George has ideas and then lets better writers and directors do things with them. Also, since George was heavily involved in the series, it is 100% canon even before Disney.
>>64952400
What, because some jewy producers in Hollywood told you it was cannon so you watch their shit?
Fuck off pleb.
>>64952341
>put a bullet in my head.
just do it, pussy
>>64952453
this is exactly the reason
>>64952313
tbqh that's literally asking to get cucked
>>64952445
George was also heavily involved in Force Unleashed
The only canon is the movies
>>64952239
naaahhaaa the french
>>64952486
>being a shill
The fact that the events of these series is NEVER referenced in any of the films is enough to tell me they are not canon.
>>64952453
>AHHH EVIL JEWS ATTACK MY FREEDOOM
>>64952515
Same can be said for every piece of EU. Your point?
>>64952453
I don't watch it fag, I just came to this thread for the memes, it's been declared part of the official narrative so I suppose that makes it relevant somehow
>>64952498
>The guy who can't satisfy women is talking about cuckoldry
People like you are the ones getting cucked senpai
>>64951570
Ezra pls go
>>64952162
Darth Icky trained under Sith Lord Internet Arguments
>>64952500
You should be thanking Disney for that one because TFU WAS canon until they bought it. They kept TCW as well as the movies. George was no stranger to going back and retconning things, or adding stuff to make connections. He no doubt would have made a special edition of the prequels had he the time. Your headcanon is not official. TCW is canon now and it was canon then.
>>64952538
>implying I can't satisfy a woman
s-m-h
>>64952533
Exactly. None of it is canon you spergs.
>>64952590
Just because you don't like it doesn't make it so. You're the one sperging out about what is and isn't.
>>64952590
>ITS NOT CANON BECAUSE I DONT LIKE IT
kill urself my man
>>64952590
But the movies + TCW + Rebels was officially declared to be canon. You do realize there's a committee that approves which things should and shouldn't be canon, right?
>>64952619
>>64952623
>>64952634
>not in the films
>canon
>>64952634
The committee is also staffed by Lucasfilm employees, NOT Disney employees. That should be stated.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lucasfilm_Story_Group
>>64952652
>>64952162
It's much better when you realize it's not actually pronounced Savage.
>>64952652
I can almost feel you autismo.
>>64947166
anakin gets REALLY salty over ahsoka. as far as the jedi know maul and savage fucked off forever. ventress died
How did they manage to fuck up such an iconic and timeless design?
>>64952716
They used mquarrie's designs. For everything. Vader, lightsabers, stormtroopers all look different.
>>64952716
looks fine to me, love
>>64947166
Because they are women and aliens
>>64952716
Lets face it, the grill on the face always looked fucking stupid. Why make it a retarded frowny face and not something intimidating? I mean the Empire was all about massive phallic star ships so why settle for a pouty face?
>>64947166
>Why did no one ever reference Ashoka in Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith?
Why would they? She had already left the Jedi at that point.
>Anakin we're fighting but let's take some time to discuss your old Padawan for continuity sake.
>What about Asajj Ventress, Savage Opress, Darth Maul?
Same deal as above.
>Why did Yoda and Anakin never mention fighting fighting Darth Sidious?
Dream. Yoda could have mentioned it to Luke though but George probably thought "Do not underestimate the power of the Emperor." was enough to hint at a past between the two.
>>64952341
This.
>>64951841
only Ezra look like Aladdin though.
>>64952386
WHY DO YOU TORMENT MEEEE
>>64953107
No gas line to the left house
Try again
>>64952783
At least there is no black people on rebels.
>>64953145
I FUCKING KNO RITE
>>64953023
They all have the same fucking nose dude, add a tan to that Anakin image, he'd look like an older Ezra, Ezras master is Alladin too
>>64953107
faggot
>>64953178
thought about it, but it seems to be cheating
you could draw over the signs as well
>>64953145
This was the real autism test
>>64953145
They didn't pay their gas bill.
>>64953214
the only thing the picture says you can't cross is the lines.
>>64953178
Now that's thinking with portals.
>>64948179
>tfw George Lucas invents a time machine and uses it to perfect his improvements of the Star Wars franchise.
>>64952028
Man, talk about a fucking guy that needs more fleshing out
>>64947166
For the same reason nobody mentioned Darth Maul, Boba Fett or Watto.
>>64953833
>tfw he already did and the prequels are already improved versions
>>64947166
>Why did no one ever reference Ashoka in Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith? What about Asajj Ventress, Savage Opress, Darth Maul?
Besides the out-of-universe reason that half of those characters weren't anything more than maybe concepts in 2005, Ventress died, Savage Opress died, Darth Maul went who knows where, and Ashoka left the Jedi Order on her own terms.
>>64953107
what do I win
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>64954706
cheater, as above:
>>64953178
>>64949314
To elaborate on this: Was that code's intention perhaps originally to encourage breeding within the order? So force sensitive individuals of considerable talent would be less rare, that could easily be detected and taught the Jedi way before they were too old?
Any EU that expands or explores this possibility? It might have been something that became misinterpreted or misplaced over time.
>>64954807
how the fuck is it cheating, its not crossing any lines, and there's a perfectly usable space between the roof and the house
>>64954961
let's be honest, it's not hard at all if you cross houses or circles
>>64955029
but the houses arent crossed, there's some space between the bottom part and the roof
>>64955110
Your mum wasn't cross until I came inside
>>64951570
that's an SJW, m8...
>>64955357
By the time I finish with her she'll be a Slutty Jizz Whore instead.
because everything EU is non-canon and doesnt factor in when they're writing the movies
>>64951747
Been looking for the source. What's the name? Googled but couldn't find it.
fuck you whoever posted it
>>64955786
>electricity in the middle house goes nowhere
try again ;)
>>64947166
because
NOT
CANON
>>64956033
But you're wrong
Here's a sneak peak into the upcoming special edition of RotJ.
>remember children, no naughty thoughts
>by the way, here's your new teacher: Ms. Sex Personified
>>64956348
I really really like this image
>>64956802
It's all yours, my friend.
>>64956771
Fuck I love those hips.
>>64956771
that's just a Draenei
>>64956771
>sex personified
>some shit skin alien with snakes coming out of her head
get help
>>64955655
Gotcha, f a m.
http://spankbang.com/bov5/video/force+rising
>>64957045
Nah, it doesn't have a tail or ahorsecock.
>>64957047
>he doesn't want to fuck a Twi'Lek.
How many cocks you suck a day?
>>64957167
>neckbeard who wants to fuck a cartoon calls someone else faggot
too funny
>>64957167
The only thing different about Twi'leks and humans are the stupid lekku.
>>64957167
He's just an immigrant, anon
>>64957228
No, man. That's my fetish. That doesn't make me a neckbeard.
>>64957167
>have friend that doesn't want to fuck a Twi'lek
>the rest of us laugh at him for it
It's amazing people like that exist.
>>64957671
what if he's gay?
>someone doesn't want to fuck a Twi'lek
Why? That's literally their only purpose for existing.
>>64957757
There are male twi'lek you know
>>64957801
Yeah but Male twi'lek aren't that attractive. I'd rather fuck a female twi'lek or a male kaleesh or something
>>64957763
Normalfag Redditors
>>64957757
Possibly. In high school all the girls gravitated to him like moths to flame but he would always just say they were all annoying and moan about how hard it was.
>>64957763
>That's literally their only purpose for existing.
Not really.
>>64957968
Yes, really.
>>64957834
>or a male kaleeshSomeone post that gif of the camera zooming in on an unamused cartoon Grievous for me, my computer is in the shop right now
In the new novelization of RotJ Vader thinks about Ahsoka.
>>64958016
She had 2 kids with a clone. What a lucky bastard.
>>64958175
So uh, Human-Twi'Lek hybrids are still pretty much Twi'Lek.
The odds that species that evolved on different planets would be able to interbreed are enormously low.
>>64958175
those arent his kids .they are his wife kids
he is a cucktrooper
>>64958063
You best not be implying that you wouldn't fuck him.
>>64958270
Do you have autism? It's soft sci-fi
>>64958270
>A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
Remember?
>>64958270
I'm sure with le science you can figure out a way to make it work
also
>The odds that species that evolved on different planets would look the same but with fashionable tentacles instead of hair are enormously low.
>>64958298
I wouldno homo, but I don't think he'd be interested.
>>64958464
Why wouldn't he? He probably hasn't fucked in years.
>>64958570
Well, considering he doesn't have the parts, he'd be something of a eunuch... a very grouchy one, at that.
>>64958615
He's got 4 arms. He'll be alright.
>patiently waiting for vader to btfo out of ashoka
>being disney i know he will temporarily give into the anakin side giving her a moment to injure him somehow or get away probably remind him of "id never let anyone hurt you ashoka never" flashback
>>64947885
>>64947166
>>64947234
You do realize there's much more pressing shit to worry about, right?
>>64948973
>wearing that bondage shit by the firelight while breathing heavily and telling him it's wrong and she doesn't want to do anything with him
Queen of mixed signals, more like.
>>64958914
>>wearing that bondage shit by the firelight while breathing heavily and telling him it's wrong and she doesn't want to do anything with him.
This.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DFOE0td1Yw
>>64952634
If I don't care about the collective opinions of sperglords on this site, why would I care about the opinions of professional sperglords?
If I like it is cannon, if not it isn't. Because I am who it impacts so I leave it up to me.
>>64947166
because all that matters is the films and the current idea of "canon" is just a marketing effort by Disney to convince nerds that the new shit they're pushing is the TRUE and HONEST story, no matter how much it actually contradicts the films
>>64959731
>he doesn't understand Disney canon
The books you are so bent on ignoring shaped the political atmosphere that is shown in the movies. Sure, the books can be replaced down the line with another set that introduce the same thing, but for now, the movies are being produced based on non-movie details.
>>64959854
>but for now, the movies are being produced based on non-movie details.
Maybe you can say that for TFA and beyond, but the Clone Wars cartoon shit contradicts the films a bunch
>>64948473
looks like he's from a cutscene in Resident Evil 2
>>64960000
TCW was made by Lucasfilms and produced by George Lucas. It's 100% canon. Also, nice quads.
>>64957055
You a real homie. The link is down but it gave me the name, all I need. Thanks.
>>64960000
Someone not being mentioned in a movie that was around before it is not a contradiction. There are canonically 10,000 Jedi at any time in the Order, yet we only ever hear from about 75ish of them.
If you actually kept up with the new canon, as well, you would know that Ventress dies prior to ROTS, and the scene where Yoda and Anakin fight Sidious was pure Sith-energy-fueled-dream.
So is the Clone Wars cartoon show or Clone Wars CGI show canon?
>>64960578
CGI
Lucas apparently doesn't like the cartoon
>>64960578
3D CGI is the only canon one. Genndy Wars is best to forget.
>>64960578
The CGI show is canon.
>>64960578
CGI
>>64960649
those two dudes look fucking identical the character design in this show is fucking lazy
>>64961518
is this bait?
>>64947885
But Lucas was heavily involved in making it. Proving that Lucas should be the ideas guy
>>64961518
Thanks for the laugh.
>>64961518
>>64960451
>Grievous explains to Obi-Wan that he's been trained in the Jedi Arts by Count Dooku
>even though according to the Clone Wars cartoon they've fought multiple times before so Obi-Wan should already know this
The movie was clearly supposed to be their first duel.
>>64961851
Did Grievous ever tell Obi-wan how he was trained in TCW, though?
>>64947166
Because it's not canon.
>>64961996
>le 'it's not canon' meme
Stop it, it's not funny.
>>64961996
See pic related to see why you are wrong
>>64959551
That's called headcanon, not canon. You can hate the official canon all you want and you don't have to acknowledge it but if you get into arguments about what is and isn't canon you will always be wrong.
>>64962328
The fact that some jew at Disney was able to just throw out the first 40 years of Expanded universe material should show you how meaningless and fickle the "canon" of star wars is. At first, the 2D clone wars series was "canon", and was supposed to bridge episodes II and III. Then they decided the 2D series wasn't canon and the 3D one was.
All that matters, truly, are the films
>>64963057
According to Lucas the EU was never, ever canon. This is in opposition to LFL who said they were canon to a degree. I am glad Disney tossed it all and started over without that hierarchy because it led to some dumbass debates. Hell Lucas is the one who canonized TCW.
>>64961851
the 2d cartoon isnt canon, and the 3d worked around them never fighting
>>64948473
better than this one 2bh
>>64947808
lol @ dooku getting owned in a vision
sheev must've given him a lot of banter after that
>>64948266
>Putting them in the movies will lock their characters and limit the writers options.
Yeah, like how Anakin couldn't have a padawan since he doesn't have one in the movies. This thread is literally about counter-examples to the limits you think shouldn't be there.
>>64948402
He being George? Grievous was created for ROTS, but appeared first in the cartoon in an early form.
Because they were preoccupied with other things.
Did you expect Sheev to just namedrop Maul in the middle of his Senate speech or something?
>>64965943
>The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed.
>By the way Darth Maul is back and he has a brother named Savage Oppress and there's also someone named Assajj Ventress.
>But I assure you my resolve has NEVER BEEN STRONGER!
IT COULD WORK BRO
>>64958067
>new novelization of RotJ
For what purpose?
>>64958914
>and telling him it's wrong
Implying 'But Anakain, we mustn't' isn't a deliberate enticement.
>>64963354
But new canon is already really dumb.
>>64958270
panspermia, my man
>>64952386
>>64966602
Old canon had some incredibly stupid stuff as well from start to finish. The new stuff is still new. I'm giving it some time to prove itself.
>>64966681
fuck I just realized how fucking retarded that was
>>64952386
Easy-peasy
>>64966110
>rule of two
>there are as many Sith and Dark Jedi as the Jedi Council
>>64947166
Because none of those things are canon, no matter who says they are.
>>64953107
>>64954706
>>64954807
>>64955786
Christ, the autism is strong in /tv/
>>64966935
>>64958270
The force makes it so. We're all connected through the force, and all that mumbo jumbo.
>>64948266
Being Anakin's disciple means that her entire character literally exists to be killed by Darth Vader.
>>64967151
>just want to fuck QT aliens, just as mankind sought to do when first he looked at the stars, without responsibility
>Get this shit as a result
the force is a cunt, m8.
