>based Waltz
>qt Melanie Laruent
>sexy Kruger
>every scene is hilarious or is bursting with personality
>shot and edited to perfection
>pacing is spot on
>>64931344
Is tarantino an anti-semite?
I left the cinema as soon as they shoehorned in the tacked on race mix shit.
>>64931376
She's in love with her theater aid that has been with her for however many years after losing her entire family. Who would've thought?
>>64931344
Why did Hans choke out that woman? She betrayed the Nazis, sure, but he seemed like a pretty chill dude throughout most of the film.
>>64931440
Yeah and it's totally a coincidence that Cucktin just happened to make him a negro. When I'm in the cinema I don't want to be thinking about black cocks in white vaginas.
>>64931376
>implying you make enough money to justify walking out after only seeing $6 of your $12 movie
Shut the fuck up, you pathetic pissant fuck.
>>64931459
You can be both murderous and jovial, you fucking mug
>>64931459
>Hans Landa
>pretty chill dude
kek, almost made me fall for it
>>64931459
His "chill dude" persona was just an act throughout the whole film. His cool because it gives him a leg up on everyone else. He's a psychopath/sociopath.
Only took him 10 years to make it.
It's Tarantino's best film.
I was surprised he got away with making jews the villains.
>>64931604
I think the point of the ending is that we're the villains.
>>64931376
She paid the toll for burning the coal, though.
>>64931459
She was a traitor
>>64931511
>thinks about black cocks in white vaginas when he sees a wf bm couple
Yeah, you're totally not a cuck, dude
the only good scene of the film was the opening one
>>64931647
Speak for yourself, jew.
>>64931344
One of his worse movies
That cringy bear Jew is just comedy gold
In hindsight movies likes this factor in to what is happening to the rape of Europe by sub human Muslims
>>64931700
It was the second best scene, next to the meta theatre shooting.
> guy orders drinks
> decide to shoot him in the balls because of it
excellent writing
>>64931750
What's one of his better films faggot?
>>64931597
This tbph
Here's how I rank them. Feel free to r8.
1. Inglorious
2. H8ful
3. Reservoir Dogs
4. Kill Bill 1&2
5. Pulp Fiction
6. Jackie Brown
7. Death Proof
8. Django
(Normally I would rank Death Proof last, but I bumped it up recently due to the fact that it probably helped bring based Kurt Russell to H8ful)
Movie has really good scenes mixed with drawn out boring ones, most up and down movie I have ever seen. That being said I really enjoyed it as a whole. Mostly because of melanie being qt
>>64931648
what toll? what bridge was she trying to cross?
>>64931860
Hold me
>>64931843
Good list. I liked Hateful more than Inglorious however.
>>64931869
it was a bridge too far
>>64931843
I agree with death proof and django being his worst films, what utter shitfests
>tfw no qt blonde Jew to smoke cigarettes, speak french, and own a theatre with
I can't do it anymore
>>64931944
No, Django was actually good on a rewatch, but mostly because of Leonardo and Christoph Waltz. It's just good, though, nothing more.
>>64932029
just put me in a casket and fill it with molten gold already ;_;
>>64932096
I agree with this statement, Leo and Waltz carried it for me. Still, fell flat as a whole.
>>64931762
bar scene imo
>>64931698
If you don't feel disgusted to the core seeing a disgusting ape with a beautiful blonde haired blue eyed female then you are the cuck my friend.
>>64931344
This was his last good movie. But it was when his cuck/sjw fetish started going outta control.
>>64932247
would your body just dissolve or would it make a mold sort of thing
>>64932348
That one's pretty great too, especially, when the other officer enters the scene.
>>64932352
>with a beautiful blonde haired blue eyed female
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%A9lanie_Laurent
>She is Jewish
The only thing I disliked about IB was right after Roth brains the nazi.
The bat clicking was genius. The "you get that for killing Jews?" part was cool.
Then he gets all goofy as shit yelling about Teddy Williams. Every time I watch it, it sticks out as odd to me for some reason.
>>64932584
Eli probably told Tarantula to put it in because he's a huge Sox fan and thought it would make sense for the character.
>>64931843
For me I'd go
1:Inglorious
2:Pulp Fiction
3:Jackie Brown
4:Reservoir Dogs
5:H8ful
6:Kill Bill
7:Django
8:Death Proof
>>64931869
She paid the troll toll to get into the axis boy's hole
>>64932551
That doesn't invalidate what I said. She is a beautiful woman with a degenerate animal while I am going to die alone. A great injustice.
>>64932744
Oh shut up. You aren't gonna die alone. Stop being a puss and have a little faith in yourself
>>64932830
Kill yourself normie. If you aren't going to die alone then you have literally no business being here. Go back to your pleb board.
>>64932866
Heyho reddit!
>>64931344
RIP Sally
>>64932941
If you don't hate black people you are reddit.
If you don't have mental illness that means you will leave and die alone then you are reddit.
>>64933007
>do it fit in yet?? can't have them know i only left reddit a week ago
>>64933007
kek speak for yourself
>>64933064
I have been here for 6 years now. Don't meme on me with your projection.
>>64931843
>Jackie Brown that low
pleb
1:Jackie Brown
2:Pulp Fiction
3:Reservoir Dogs
4:Inglorious
5:Kill Bill
6:H8ful
7:Django
8:Death Proof
based Melanie is a decent director too, have you seen this /tv/?
>>64933257
I'd switch Django and H8ful but that's a near perfect list I'd say but what do I know I'm just a no-good faggot on 4chan
>>64931511
>Yeah and it's totally a coincidence that Cucktin just happened to make him a negro.
Not really. He's French.
Personally, and i don't know why because all his films have done it, I cannot stand the celebrity actors in IB.
Brad Pitt is shit casting and Mike Myers appearing for no reason pissed me off. He should've known to cast someone less famous actors (regardless of whether Miramax insisted or not).
>>64932673
1.Pulp Fiction
2.Jackie Brown
3. Inglorious Basterds
4.Reservoir Dogs
5.Kill Bill Vol 2
6.Death Proof
7.Kill Bill Vol 1
8.Django
9. Hateful 8
Yes I fucking know Kill Bill Vol 1 and 2 are supposed to be one film but I god damned for sure didn't see them at once in the theaters. For me they are separate experiences.
>>64933257
this is the correct list
>/tv/suddenly likes Jackie Brown
I've been seeing this stupid meme for weeks. Stop fucking pretending.
>>64931344
The one thing i didn't like about IG was the ending. There was do doubt the heroes would succeed. If the IGs failed, the theatre fire would kill the Nazis. If the fire plot somehow failed, the IGs would kill the Nazis. And the Nazis had no idea these forces were ranging against them, so they were sitting ducks.
So there was really no tension in the ending. No underdogs striving against impossible odds. The outcome was obvious and inevitable, and therefore kinda boring,
1:Reservoir Dogs
2:Hateful Eight
3:Kill Bill
4:Pulp Fiction
5.Jackie Brown
6:Inglorious Basterds
7:Death Proof
8:Django Unchained
>>64933533
>"This might just be my masterpiece"
The ending was perfect, senpai.
>>64933106
>I have been here for 6 years now
newfag please leave
>>64933257
>>64933413
>truth
(I would swap Kill Bill and Inglorious though, i really couldnt handle all the scene with the Basterds, seriously retarded, mixing "german soldiers" with "nazis" and ending in revenge porn for jewish psycho Tim Roth...
Kill Bill first part had some good ideas.)
Django was 50% great (first half) 50% utter trash (the other half). I don't know how i would rate it compared to Death Proof.
Problem with tarintono is that he cant write a straight narrative to save his life. Hes so shit at it that he has to break his movies into "chapters" which really take out of the continuity. I liked basterds and kill bill but holy fuck man learn how to write.
>>64931700
This and the one with the 3 fingers and shit.
Horrible second half of a movie just like Django.
>>64932348
>tfw wanted everyone on both sides to survive in the bar scene
>>64933515
What are you talking about dude, /tv/ has always loved Jackie Brown, the problem is that the ones that like it doesn't seem to be vocal about as much as the Uno Farto people.
>>64932348
don't forget ARRIVERDERCHEE
I want to show this to my mom because she really gets way too into intense movies and it's really funny to see her crazy reactions to suspenseful scenes, but she has no tolerance for gore. Should I show it to her anyway and just tell her there are a few times she might want to look away?
>>64932385
gold is not an acid anon
>>64931459
Tarantino has a thing for choking women.
>>64931891
>dat lighting
I came buckets
>>64933533
I feel like that's the point. You've seen so many WWII movies, heard about endless failed assassination plots of Hitler, so you're thinking throughout, "damn, this seems like it's in the bag - how is it gonna fail?" And then...it doesn't.
>>64932096
>but mostly because of Leonardo
Sure thing Leo, that scene where you're shouting and being southern was just sublime. Idiot.
>>64932830
Yes he is, fuckface. We all die alone.Unless you're in like a plane crash or something.
>>64931344
OP is right.
I wish /pol/ would get out of /tv/
>>64931459
Because he's an unapologetic opportunist
He became a well respected officer and is smart enough to know that Hitler's death would end that and probably mean his death
She ruined his cushy life
It's the same reason he sold out the high command, he knew he had exactly what he needed to save his ass and secure a different but no less comfortable life
>>64933688
You're an idiot, the fact that he can grab a straight narrative, divide it and subvert expectations is what makes him unique. You're a simpleton that needs to shut the fuck up.
My fantasy is fucking an Aryan nazi girl.
We all know they secretly like us blacks.
>my innocent mom goes "you can really tell jews made this movie" while watching it
>>64931843
no one cares about your ranking bitch
>>64933398
>Kill Bill 2 above 1
My nigga
>>64931344
>>64931860
>>64931891
>>64932029
D R O P P E D
>>64931344
>Nazis are the "bad guys"
shit movie.
>>64933280
Seen it couple weeks ago, thought there were gonna be some girlxgirl but there were none. Kind of disappointed.
>>64936514
They were you retard.
>>64936518
There was some girlxgirl in the end scene though, and Lou de Laage is a total bombshell.
meme movie
meme director
meme life
>>64936443
Tarantino is Italian/Irish Catholic.
>>64936552
>I believe in the "official narrative"
this guy
>>64933610
I never realized how meta that line was until. Pretty cool
>>64936594
I know
It was in reference to the actors
She said it at the point where they're just unloading into Hitler's body
>>64936601
>Cucked by their own women
Being a nazi must suck, knowing how much white chicks crave us
>>64936364
>make him unique.
Yeah except hes not the first or second or third or even fourth guy to do it. thats old as fuck and its just a crutch for his lack of writing skills. go back to reddit you fucking faggot.
>>64931344
Literally perfect use of Cat People, too.
Based fucking Quentin.
>>64931735
Kek
>>64936552
>walking into this obvious trap
>>64938093
Why does it keep happening?
>>64938114
She liked the idea of having a black lover in the movie so much she did it in real life.
>>64931843
>>64936467
I do, pretty good tanking desu
>>64938093
lies. I looked this girl up and it says nothing of the sort, and besides
>jewish
>>64937520
>Yeah except hes not the first or second or third or even fourth guy to do it
In that manner? Yes, he's pretty much the first. He took a storytelling method from novels and adapted it to film. Why are you so desperate to be a special snowflake, idiot?
>>64936498
Nice forced meme.
>>64938257
>hurr I think cinema started with Tarantino
tarentino has never had an original thought in his life. EVER
>Resivior dogs
stole the plot from city on fire
>Kill Bill
ever heard of a film called lady snowblood?
>django
"interpretation"/rip off of an existing film
>basterds
"interpretation"/rip off of an existing film
>Jackie Brown
the best movie hes ever made and its an adaptation. not his original material.
hell that "iconic" pulp fiction dance scene is from 81/2.
if you seriously think he did telling stories by chapter "first in that manner" then youre a massive fucking pleb who needs to watch more films or at least complete one more semester of whatever dogshit community college film school youre going to.
>>64931891
WIIIIITH GASOLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
>>64931459
She was the worst kind of evil.
>>64939061
>Jackie Brown the best movie hes ever made
I like how Tarantino's films are shot and edited.
but I hate his stories and political views. He is ill.
The thing I hate the most about Inglorious is that they put the nerdy jewish guy from Freaks and Geeks into the Basterds. Like I'm supposed to believe that a 5'5" 120 lb little dude is part of some elite commando unit? They couldn't find any jewish guys who actually looked the part of a commando?
Also why did the Basterds even have to be jewish anyway? What purpose did it serve? IB is jew porn for hollywood execs (who are all jewish). Also why did they have to carve a swastika into Christoph Waltz's head at the end? He ended WW2, saving millions of lives in the process. Sure he did some bad things but the good he did ultimately outweighed the bad. The reason they do it at the end is because the movie is jew porn.
