Now that the dust has settled, is there anyone who could actually play him in the inevitable biopic?
100% Yes
Eddie Redmayne. Another Oscar worthy performance.
>>64919469
Too soon anon
Idris Elba
Man. You're right. Fucking Hollywood and their biopic fervor. It's only a matter of time before some saccharine piece of shit.
Tilda Swinton
Have multiple actors play him.
>>64919604
like in that Bob Dylan movie?
People have short memories. Bowie is the meme of the week now, and already people don't care as much as they did a couple of days ago.
Movies take a long time to make. No one is going to care enough to marathon a 2 hour fick by the time this thing gets released. It will bomb like that Jobs movie.
As long as hes played by a black transgender muslim I'm fine with it
>>64919469
daily remider that bowie's last good album was almost 40 years ago.
>>64920047
Daily reminder that Bowie's music was never good and people just like being seen enjoying it to win the reddit points of the day.
>>64919526
Came here to say this.
![inside-out-pixar-disney[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ovi2Czt.jpg "inside-out-pixar-disney[1].jpg")
>>64919909
no have a bunch of actors all on-screen at once portraying just David Bowie. fucking Pixar got a best screenplay nomination for that shit.
>>64920047
Blackstar is fantastic, you pleb.
>>64920103
Kill yourself.
>>64920103
I didn't know one could get metal illness from sucking so much dick, but you just set a new precedent.
>>64919962
And there is the upcoming Jobs flick played by Fassbender>>64919997
>>64920197
Blackstar was nonsensical, ear grating shit from a half dead old man
>>64920197
OOOOOOOOHHHHH LE REDDIT IS LE MAD AT ME.
Bowie was the Kayne West of his day. A living meme. Race mixing degenerate. I'm glad he's dead and I wish his cuck son would die too.
>>64919469
the dust has not yet settled
Only talentless hacks
There was one - Velvet Goldmine - and J. Rhys Meyers was actually great
David B- fuck
>>64920228
That's the one I'm talking about you literal living meme. It bombed hard because no one gives a shit about dead celebrities after the upvote period is over.
>>64920103
I'm curious, what kind of music do you listen to?
>>64920386
William Basinski - d|p 1.1
>>64920229
>nonsensical
Are you seriously too dumb to get that the album is all about his death?
>>64920103
>implying Ziggy Startdust and the Spiders from Mars isn't a great album
annnnndddd back to reddit you go
>>64920241
Fuck off, faggot.
Bowie is top tier dadrock.
Not as good as Queen, but almost.
>>64920474
Bowie fan here. That's one of his most pleb tier album. Fuck off reddit. Art Bowie beats "LEE WRUNHG GENERUSHUN DADROCK MEME" Bowie. Still play video games right?
I will slit your throat
>>64920449
Well that explains it
Why is he doing that stupid pose
I don't get it
>>64920526
He's way better than Queen.
>>64920591
AUTISM MEME MAN KEKEKEKKEKE
>>64920449
Oh, you're a pitchforkdrone.
>>64920462
Oh I'm sure it was, you straw grasping fanboy
>>64920591
He's a hero, and that's the pose he has to do to activate his Morphing Time.
>>64920591
It's art or something.
>>64920526
Bowie is leagues ahead of fucking Queen.
>>64920656
Memefork loves David Memewie.
>>64920657
>straw grasping fanboy
You would have to be mentally retarded to not get that it's about death. He had been diagnosed with cancer before he started working on the album. Plus the Lazarus practically shouts at the viewer "I'M DYING".
>>64920708
They also love your meme drone artists like William Basinski.
>>64920724
If you're impressed by such entry level poetry I'm sure you love George Lucas meme mememememrememmemememr3emawesmrmadsmfmmsa me mememememememe
>>64920702
Its autistic as fuck
>>64920724
>Lazarus practically
*Lazarus music video practically
>>64919561
this.
>>64920798
So before it was nonsensical but now it's entry level poetry? Nice backpedaling, faggot.
>>64920798
>"Blackstar is nonsensical"
>gets BTFO
>"i-it's entry level p-poetry"
Top kek, stop posting.
Well, bendercuck previously said that wated to play Bowie.
So
Jonathan Rhys Meyers did a pretty good job as him.
>>64920449
Nice meme taste.
>diddles kids
no different than jared fogle in my book
>>64921032
Where do you think we are? So long as the kids are white then there is literally nothing wrong with that.
>>64919469
pic related should play the older him.
>>64921032
EVERY major rock star in the 70s fucked underage girls. Back in those days girls would flock to rock stars after concerts and fuck their brains out. The rock stars didn't seek out the girls, the girls would come to them and the girls would keep their age a secret.
>>64919561
The only right answer.
>>64921032
Every rockstar fucks underage groupies. It was really common in the 70s and not a big deal.
>>64919488
is this a joke?
>>64919561
literally the first thing i thought of
Cate was Dylan
Tilda is Bowie
>>64919537
On the money.
>For diversity
>>64921116
>>64921156
Shit, A Hard Day's Night made the point that most of The Beatles' fanbase was teenage girls.
No way did the twentysomething Beatles not sleep with a teenager or two.
>>64920702
>tfw pleasure principle is a masterpiece
>tfw numan is literally autistic
>>64921289
He's so cute. I liked him on The Graham Norton Show where he's super awkward and deadpan.
I'm still looking for a full clip of him being interviewed by Noel Edmonds that I saw on a documentary. He talks about what foundation he uses, and how his mum cuts his hair.
>>64921032
He had consensual sex with a teenage girl that didn't disclose her age and the girl loved every second of fucking him. Plus it was many decades ago back when society wasn't so uptight about the age of consent. Comparing him to Jared Fogle is retarded.
>>64920103
I don't like every single thing he's done, but a lot of his music is excellent.
>>64920184
The Bob Dylan film did that though.
>>64920047
>implying Outside, Earthling and Blackstar are bad
There are lots of documentaries on him, he played his own biopic.
>>64920047
I'd agree with you if it wasn't for The Next Day. That was like a fucking modern Lodger, it was insanely good for Late Bowie.
>>64920103
>implying Low, "Heroes", Station to Station, Scary Monsters, Ziggy Stardust, Hunky Dory, Aladdin Sane, Lodger and The Man Who Sold the World are bad
>>64920657
Im taking the bait, it takes 5 minutes to look up the lyrics to the songs and see that the entire album explores death.
>look up here man, im in heaven
>the clinic called, the x-rays fine
>i've got nothing left to lose
>something happened on the day he died
>i can't give everything away
>>64921652
The only good ones are the Eno ones and Bowie's involvement in those was incidental.
>>64921652
this
contrarians should just give up on bowie
>>64921708
He composed the vast majority of the songs on those albums, you idiot. Also, Station to Station is brilliant and Eno didn't have any involvement.
>>64919469
Fassbender
>>64921009
Oh geez
>>64921769
>He composed the vast majority of the songs on those albums,
Yeah, the shit ones. Like I said, any quality to be found in those albums was all Eno.
Station To Station is a pile of fucking shit.
>>64921708
>wrote every song on Low by himself except for Breaking Glass and Warszawa
>wrote every song on "Heroes" by himself except for the title track, Moss Garden, Neuköln and The Secret Life of Arabia
>wrote every song on Lodger except for DJ and Red Money
>"Bowie's involvement in those was incidental"
Stop posting.
>>64919469
He could easily do it.
>>64921842
your opinion is laughable
you definitely need to kill yourself
>>64921842
The best songs on Low are A New Career in a New Town, Speed of Life and Sound and Vision and Eno didn't help compose those songs.
>>64919526
only if we are shown when his BFF punched him in the eye.
>>64921842
>Yeah, the shit ones.
If you seriously believe this then you don't actually like the Berlin trilogy. He composed over half of each album without any help from Eno.
>>64921009
androginous qt =/= ugly ayylien
>>64921872
Yeah, it's a total coincidence that the only good songs on those albums were the ones that Bowie didn't write.
>>64921652
The actual and lasting Impact Bowie had on music, across almost all genres, is all the testament you need to his genius.
>>64922027
>If you seriously believe this then you don't actually like the Berlin trilogy.
Yeah no, shit. I love Eno but Bowie is a fucking hack.
>>64920591
looks like a rep of the berlin wall
>>64922044
>said the Berlin trilogy is good
>is now saying each album is mainly shit
>>64922044
He had a hand in writing EVERY song on those albums.
![MTE5NDg0MDU0OTM3ODk2NDYz[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vPEcWHM.jpg "MTE5NDg0MDU0OTM3ODk2NDYz[1].jpg")
>>64922081
No, fuck off. You may as well be calling George Lucas a genius since his capeshit changed cinema forever.
>>64920103
I used to think the same until I looked up his discography and realized I was a fan of over 60% of his songs and had just never known they were his
He was a cultural phenomenon and influenced the majority of music whether you want to admit it or not
>>64920103
>>64922256
You fuck off. Bowie has influenced countless great artists.
Does this documentary good, or I should wait one of post death one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlmuuQBM4Gs
>>64922323
>Bowie has influenced countless great artists.
Don't hear any Bowie influence in my drone music thanks. He influences many HACKS.
What's the best Bowie movie and why is it Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence.
>>64921167
Some autist is spamming him
>>64922288
>I used to think the same until I looked up his discography and realized I was a fan of over 60% of his songs and had just never known they were his
I listened to his discography extensively in my teenage years and I can tell you that he's fucking terrible. Once you get involved in right wing politics it's hard to take the cuck seriously.
>>64922368
http://www.self-titledmag.com/2012/10/30/the-self-titled-interview-william-basinski/
Turns out your meme drone artist likes Bowie.
>>64920591
>I'm a faggot please educate me
>>64922500
>Iggy pop
I dread that hack dying and me having to read about what a masterful genius he was for a week before no one cares anymore. At least the bowie shit is fading away. Tick tock.
>>64922411
:)so what if I like him?
>>64922412
>Once you get involved in right wing politics it's hard to take the cuck seriously.
Do you only listen to drone, neo-folk and classical? The vast majority of musical artists are left wing.
>>64922609
lol
>>64922412
Sounds like you just hate your teenage self.
>>64920047
daily reminder that Bowie's last good album was his last album
>>64920544
>disregarding Bowie's early rock so you can fit into the meme /mu/ dadrock cliche
Pretty sad, desu.
>>64922939
>rock
>>64920544
>"LEE WRUNHG GENERUSHUN DADROCK MEME"
You should consider suicide. Only insecure hip hop loving cucks unironically use the term "dadrock".
>>64922256
No I call George a genius for giving up his back end rights on star wars in exchange for retaining licensing rights to the franchise.
The studios thought he was retarded, but were happy to take all the money. Then george accidentally invented the summer blockbuster tailor made for merchandising, and became his own mint.
>>64923014
I hate cuckbeats and I hate dadrock.
>>64923004
>hip hop
>>64922609
>clearly Intimidated
>>64920544
>Ziggy
>bad
>"Bowie fan here"
I get that you're trying hard to fit in with the /mu/ mindset, but you should know that Ziggy is pretty much universally adored there, and rightfully so: it's a very, very good album.
Retard.
>>64922853
;_;
>>64922412
>once you get involved in right wing politics
>mfw someone like this exists
>>64923113
>boogeymen
>boogeymen everywhere
Is every waking moment abject terror for you?
>>64923113
I don't give a shit about /mu/ if a pleb can enjoy it then it's unsophisticated music. I was able to like Ziggy Stardust when I was 12. That's how I know it is bad music. It took me until 19 to get into Low, that's how I know it is better music.
>>64919469
Tilda.
Redditmane shits leave.
As for the male part, maybe Dane and Nic Cage others too. Should be played by a lot of actors ala I'm Not There to be honest.
>>64920544
>I will slit your throat
*teleports behind you*
Ha........pathetic....*slits throat with katana*
Alan Rickman
I've never heard anything from Bowie more than once.
I only liked his funny cameos in Zoolander and Extras.
Oh and Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence.
>>64922609
Iggy Pop is a cockroach, he's never going to die.
>>64923089
>if you don't like fedora riffs then you like cuck noise.
>>64922490
>bleep bloop fags on suicide watch
>>64923184
>Nic Cage
I actually threw up
You need to kill yourself. Immediately.
>>64923253
>implying Nic Cage is a bad actor
Hello reddit!
>>64923253
You don't get it man.
>>64923214
He's certainly not going to heaven, and the devil knows he will be BTFO if iggy winds up in hell, so he's virtually immortal.
Of course now that Lemmy is reigning over hell, who knows?
>>64919469
matthew goode
>>64919561
she's so hot as a redhead.
>>64919561
She was in The Stars Are Out Tonight, so yeah.
>>64923216
Nine times out of ten that's the case. Visit /mu/ sometime, almost everyone that says "dadrock" loves shit like Kanye West.
>>64923265
I have no idea if he can act because I can't look at his face without retching. Something about him pisses me off on a profound level.
>>64923462
That's pretty weird, anon. Nic Cage isn't ugly and he seems like a nice guy.
come meme with us and pay respect to david bowie lads:
www.dubtrack.fm/join/kexodus
>>64923359
>muh anecdotal evidence
No, I won't visit your meme board. If you enjoy either genre of music you are actively destroying white culture.
>>64919469
I wouldnt be suprised if they get someone as equally as androgynous. Also he has a deep, bowie-like voice.
>>64923615
Is that Marcel Foley?
>>64923359
>inplying Yeezus is not love
>>64923619
What's wrong, did a black man fuck your girlfriend or something?
>>64923638
He's a meme but I could live with it when the alternative is an even worse meme.
>>64923650
ye ofc
>>64923696
I renounced human relationships a long time ago. Now all society is to me is a series of numbers. I want the IQ numbers to rise and the crime rate numbers to fall. This requires the destruction of blacks. It is nothing personal.
>>64921612
this so fucking much. The Next Day > Blackedstar by miles. It's so overrated because he just died, and the other one is overlooked because he didn't make a proper release at first.
>>64923779
>I renounced human relationships a long time ago.
OH IT SHOWS, AUTIST, IT SHOWS
>>64923779
This is some advanced level autism.
>>64923779
At least you're in the right place.
>>64923502
He has the most punchable face in the planet.
>>64923779
When do you plan on shooting up a school? Will you shout /pol/ memes while shooting?
>>64924039
I'm getting darn tired of everybody bringing up the /pol/ meme the moment somebody expresses an opinion outside of the reddit norm. How to you exist in the real world? When white supremecists are talking to you do you giggle the words "he he you are pol" to youself?
>>64923840
>because he didn't make a proper release at first.
What do you mean? The Next Day was a normal album release, it even went #1 in the charts.
>>64921009
god no
>>64924153
Answer the questions.
>>64924153
>not being able to take even the gentlest of ribbings.
>>64924223
I'M DARN TIRED.
>>64923638
I can see that. I haven't really seen any Hiddleston movies, though, what are good ones?
Now that the dust has begun to settle, is there anyone who could actually play him in the inevitable biopic?
>>64924254
>what are good ones?
n/a
>>64921933
He's too old now. The real part of Bowie's life you'd want to focus on is his 20s to early 30s, from Ziggy to Berlin.
>>64924262
no one cares about him.
>>64924153
>mfw you're crying over this shit
>>64924309
>Thin White Duke documentary
PLEASE
>>64920798
You're the worst.
>>64924382
>documentary
Uh, I think the horse may have bolted on that one, considering that it is 1976 anymore.
>>64924153
Oh boo hoo. Did I hurt your precious feelings? Should I get uncle Hitler to change your diaper?
>>64924446
I meant, in the style of a documentary of course.
>>64924153
>When white supremecists are talking to you do
I dunno where you're from but here in america whenever anybody starts spouting off on whatever dumb shit they believe someone is waiting in the wings to tell them to shut the fuck up
>>64924153
I'm so sorry! The next time I talk to a despicable cunt like you I won't be so rude. :^)
![Miles_Teller_by_Gage_Skidmore[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JbRs0qh.jpg "Miles_Teller_by_Gage_Skidmore[1].jpg")
i got just the man for the job
>>64924382
Ideally you'd want to start with him being a goofy long haired hippie, who has a hit with Space Oddity and ends up a superstar, then follow the formation of the Ziggy Stardust character, the rise and fall, then him moving to the US and become a drug addict and then an insane fascist with the Thin White Duke, then have the last section Berlin and then circle it around with Ashes to Ashes, playing back to Space Oddity.
That's the most famous part of his career and the easiest narrative, but really you could make a whole fucking series of Bowie movies.
>>64924309
I just want to see Bowie riding his bike in France and Berlin making Low and Heroes with Visconti and Eno.
>>64922500
I don't get it
>>64924252
KEEP CRYING
>>64924634
I know man, me too, me too. That section of "rehab" in Cold War Berlin, also being one of his most creative periods is the most poignant fucking thing. I mean the whole Ziggy Stardust thing is great, but that was a performance art piece of the rock and roll star stereotype story we've seen a hundred times.
I want crippling depression, fast cars and Germans.
>>64920544
They're both great.
![2013GettyBigPicture73998087_10080113[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/U5G2cZK.jpg "2013GettyBigPicture73998087_10080113[1].jpg")
>>64924776
Hippie/Proto-Metal Bowie is the most underrated.
![091[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TXrkw9o.jpg "091[1].jpg")
>>64924839
>tfw Bowie is prettier than your waifu
>>64919469
craig ferguson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjdXgKGVHQM
>>64920047
>was a week ago
fixed, amigo
REMINDER: /pol/ is the chemo to reddit cancer
Refusing /pol/ is embracing reddit. FUCK OFF.
>>64925328
But in this case the chemo is even worse than the cancer. You autistic fuckers take everything way too seriously, you ruined this website for everyone else with your endless drama. If /pol/ was laid back and could take a joke as well as being offensive (like old /b/), there would be no problem, but you fairies are constantly offended, like fucking tumblrinas.
>>64925328
Wow, you're still fucking crying over one little joke. You're just as overly sensitive as the tumblr trannies.
>>64925387
That faggot obviously isn't /pol/. But /pol/ opinions are not wrong.
>>64922500
is this a fucking loss edit
>>64923176
I also prefer Low but you're a pretentious fool if you think that being easily accessible means something is bad.
>>64925328
>mfw you're still upset over harmless banter
>>64923176
And when you are an adult you will understand how completely retarded what you just said is.
People get into and enjoy music for all different reasons. Some of the catchiest and most engaging pop songs are also the most ingenious and brilliant, some of the most contrived high concept stuff is the most facile at its core.
>>64920229
You're dumb
>>64923176
>Now i'm 19 and a half and i listen to djent and harsh noise wall
>>64923779
>>64924153
>>64924252
>>64925328
If faggots like you are the future of the white race then everyone should race mix.
>>64919469
His life wasnt something to write a book about. He was a weird guy and didn't hang out too much.
>Meme cuck lereddit meme meme cuck cuck sjw cuck cuck meme reddit cuck
I am officially too old for 4chan. Bye faggots.
>>64924561
Say that again.
>>64924254
Only Lovers Left Alive
Midnight in Paris
Eisenberg looks most similar to him but is too much of a pussy to fully commit to the role
>>64927339
In other news, four more actors trying to method act Thin White Duke Bowie have died of a cocaine overdose.
>>64919604
This
>>64920449
>William Basinski
ISHYGDDT
>>64919469
nobody needs to play him, just release a documentary about his trajectory. Movies are fucking terrible.
>>64922412
jesus christ
>>64920241
Oh, you're just one of those mentally ill /pol/ homos who would spend his days waving his dick at traffic if there were no internet. Now I get it.
>>64920544
Isn't Lady Stardust on that album? Yeah, fuck off. Top five Bowie song there, plen.
>tfw torrent his Best Of after he died
>tfw it's fucking terrible except for maybe a couple of songs (Starman and Life on Mars)
good riddance you AIDS infested dadrock gay cunt
peace.
Well, this was a rather entertaining thread. As always, posting my candidate.
>>64930046
>Lady Stardust
Literally tumblr beta cuck the song. Fuck off.
>>64920449
>William Basinski
haha are you fucking serious I bet you even think you actually like music go back to reddit lad
>>64930176
>torrent
>Best Of
>after he died
>starman
are you actively trying to be the most plebeian person ITT?
>>64930458
post your top 5 albums of 2015
>>64923039
Surprisingly, I agree. Either a genius or a rare case of pretty good luck.
>>64920268
/thread
>>64930356
Cool it with the buzzwords, pal.
>>64919561
>woman playing David Bowie
it aint gonna happen son
>>64930356
>implying that you get to tell me how to feel about music.
It's a god tier melancholy song, my favorite kind.
>>64922412
Omg you're a right winger! Wow you must be so tough!!!!
>>64930728
Because you are an emmasculated beta male. Appeal to "muh feels" is the lowest form of art. Even more despicable still when it pushes a SJW agenda.
>>64930723
cate blanchett has already played bob dylan
>>64930785
You can't possibly be for real.
>>64930785
>The former rich liberal teenager who hates himself so he thinks he's a right winged "Badass" starter pack
Jesus bro, can't you just enjoy things?
Maybe this is more of your style https://youtu.be/mhcv_OvUR2s
>>64930502
Girl Band - Holding Hands with Jaimie
Nisennenmondai - N
Yuri Gagarin - At The Center of Infinity
Moster! - When You Cut into the Present
Czarface - Every Hero needs a Meme
>>64930785
Again, you're not ruining my enjoyment with your supposed superiority. Gee. You going to teach me how to listen music? Go pontificate elsewhere.
>>64930974
This board has a strict political policy. This is a pro white male centric board. You are openly praising an overtly leftist song. You're in the wrong here. I'm not going to teach you how to listen to music, that's not my duty. But what is my duty is to redirect cucks to a more appropriate place to protect the integrity of the community. No one who listens to Lady Stardust by David Bowie is a brother in arms in this culture war.
>>64920544
desu this is 100% true, ZS is an ok generic pop album but nothing more
>>64931067
quite an intricate way to say hello reddit m8
>>64931067
https://youtu.be/5UQvBzo_rJA
https://youtu.be/5UQvBzo_rJA
https://youtu.be/5UQvBzo_rJA
https://youtu.be/5UQvBzo_rJA
>>64931067
I think he is actually serious.
>>64931102
>make up on HIS face.
Looks like cucks back on the menu boys.
>>64931067
>It's a butthurt guy who's only accomplishment is literally being white guy is trying to act like a muslim episode
>>64930723
Afraid it's gonna happen, son.
I mean, why wouldn't this happen?
She has the SAME angular features as the man, plus, she's a good actress.
Just accept this, and go on with your life, son.
>>64931126
Do you even know what the song is about?
>>64923210
This
>>64931067
This is the most retarded shit I've read here in years. It thiis is bait, it's a 10/10.
>>64930723
tilda would be great lad let's face it
now if daisy ridley or some other meme actress is gonna play him then I'm gonna be legitimately pissed off
>>64931171
Known leftist Marc Bolan, by extension a bull preppers anthem.
>>64931067
Hahaha. The song is about Marc Bolan and the birth of the glam rock era. Whatever, though. Listening to and enjoying a song's tone and melody doesn't require a political stance, you ridiculous caricature.
>>64919469
John Goodman
>>64930785
>I have a miserable life and the only shit I listen to is Nickelback and Metallica. I also secretly love dongs in my ass, but won't share that with anyone.
You cuck bitch.
>>64931254
>Listening to and enjoying a song's tone and melody doesn't require a political stance, you ridiculous caricature.
This.
I enjoy Blacked scenes for the cinematography and that doesn't make me a cuck and anybody who thinks otherwise needs to go back to /pol/!
>>64931325
Is blacked officially Kino?
>>64931325
Schizophrenia? I mean random shit that has nothing to do with anything keeps popping in that little brain of yours.
>>64931970
If you don't know what that post has to do with your post then you are meme illiterate and are most definitely in the wrong place.
>>64922217
if only he was 30 years younger
>>64921708
Absolute retard.
Eno was a total hack by the way and stole all his ideas from Krautrock musicians and Satie.
>>64931300
Rarely do I see such sad projecting.
>>64921032
>consensually fucks a 13 year old
>you have an issue with this
Found the redditor. Don't you know where you are?
>>64922412
>watches Milo once
>>64919561
Literally perfect
>>64919488
Would actually be a good Elton John.
>>64919561
Honestly, Tilda's in her mid-50s, I think she's too old. Dane DeHaan might be a good choice.
