I caint quit tchu!
I watched this. I kind of liked it. Does this mean I'm finally comfortable with my masculinity?
It's a decent film. I remember liking it when I saw it in the theater. I think it deserved Best Picture, but it lost to Crash. Crash was also good, but not as good.
First half of the film was slow. Second half really fucking picked up and now it's one of my favorite films. Not so much on my list of I will watch it all the time favorites, but more on my list of I have only seen it three times before but recognize its brilliance favorites list.
>>64902043
It's good. Just don't watch it with your dad. Mine almost kicked me out of the house.
>>64902255
Crash was shit, so your taste is atrocious.
>>64902043
great movie...of course my mom and cousin had to get home during the sex scene...both look at me all freaked out. fuck that was awkward.
It's honestly a GOAT movie.
The fact that it lost to fucking Crash is a disgrace.
It was made at a time when a movie like that will be dogged for being icky and gay and it was. Literally everybody was hurr gay cowboys. Even Ledger wad dogged when he won the role of the joker because of it. And it still managed acclaim. And it still came close to winning. How it got cuck'd by the most sappy, visually insipid, overwrought, cinematic turd of hurr racism is bad is beyond me. American History X is a much better story of race relations in America and infinitely more complex than Crash.
>>64902423
Was it? I can't remember.
serious question family
is this a movie a straight man can watch? ive been hearing about this movie since 2007 but i was only 9 at the time
>>64902525
It was the worst kind of Oscar-bait I've ever had the misfortune to see.
>>64902517
That tripfaggot has it correct. Crash was utter garbage. Completely forgettable.
>>64902535
Can you finish this song? If so you should be fine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd1IW0SRo3Q
>>64902535
No it will turn you gay
>>64902535
im straight and i really liked the movie...sex scenes may be a little uncomfortable to watch for some...but its definitely a movie worth watching.
>>64902255
>Crash was also good
"No."
Crash is possibly the least deserving best picture winner of all time. It's nothing more than an after-school special with a budget, and every other movie nominated that year deserved it more.
>>64902469
I saw it with my mom and she was just "lol gay cowboys" throughout the whole movie but she wasn't scandalized or anything.
>>64902581
holy shit. kek. that fucking song
>>64902587
>sex scenes may be a little uncomfortable to watch for some
Can someone explain this? Gay people don't get uncomfortable during straight sex scenes or scenes featuring exclusively the opposite sex. I don't get uncomfortable when fat people or unattractive people fornicate on screen. What's up with the ick factor?
>>64902581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7faRubyT_k
Superior fag coming through.
>>64902627
That guy looks like a spitter from left 4 dead 2
>>64902641
A man having sex with another man is wrong.
>>64902627
>>64902531
>>64902509
Despite being gay myself, this shit is massive cringe material.
Why would you do this in public?
>>64902581
That's the most degenerate fucking thing I've ever heard. Honestly feel sick and I only got halfway through. I need to go to bed.
>>64902641
>I don't get uncomfortable when fat people or unattractive people fornicate on screen.
I would say that there's something wrong with you mentally, but as you're tripfagging you probably already know that.
>>64902613
I'm going to have to strongly agree on this one, Capote and Munich were 10x better
>>64902641
you make a good point but i meant for people who just arent used to that or exposed so much to that lifestyle,or that simply dont agree with it.
>>64902668
Because they're attention whores like all left-leaning queens
>>64902531
Why are people filming this?
>>64902691
I think even straight people shouldn't propose marriage in public. You're putting your girlfriend in a horrible position where she's basically peer pressured into saying yes, and has no chance to have a proper discussion with you.
Also, what you said.
>>64902718
Because gays are fashionable and you'll get a lot of youtube views.
Sticking your dick inside an asshole is so fucking disgusting.
You shit from their for fuck's sake.
if anything this film portrayed masculinity in a bad light
>>64902818
That's why you have to enema first.
>>64902991
so natural, amiright guys?! XD
>>64902991
Because homosexuality is perfectly natural.
Just need to flush out your insides, scrape out all the shit, lube up your arm and shove it in there.
Just like God intended.
>>64902991
That's gay
>>64903023
>>64903008
Putting your dick in the butt isn't really natural, but it's fine if you enema. If you want to be really puritan then a blowjob is unnatural too. Dick only belongs in a vagina, under the covers, with the lights off.
Dolphins fuck each others blowholes, monkeys rape frogs. Dicks go all sorts of weird places.
>>64902581
Some more gangsta fag for y'all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTURlTZY4LE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3PeMT_NHWk
>>64903068
>Dolphins fuck each others blowholes, monkeys rape frogs.
Apart from blowhole rape, cannibalism, infanticide and rape are also commonly practiced in the animal kingdom.
Clearly they know what's best, let's imitate there every sexual deviancy.
>>64903153
Difference between anal sex and raping a child in the blowhole is pretty big.
>>64903068
and certain animals rape and kill their young. I always thought we were above all that bullshit, you know, considering we as a species have evolved past such primordial instincts
>>64903187
I guess we should stop sleeping in beds, then. Cooked food is bad too?
>>64903183
It's the homosexuals who think that because animals do it, they should too.
>>64903221
You don't have anal sex with your girlfriend? Does she give you blowjobs? Has your dick ever been anywhere outside her vagina?
>>64903236
I'm saving my dick for marriage, thank you very much.
As God intended
>>64903251
Oh, good.
Make sure never to do it with the lights on. And if you hold hands your children will go to hell.
reminder that this film killed the western genre
>>64903209
you completely missed the point, maybe because I worded my post poorly. sleeping in beds is an obvious step up from sleeping in a cave or up in some tree. eating cooked food is a step up from eating raw meat. we don't rape and kill our young, or fuck frogs in the mouth because we know better, generally speaking. you do still find the deviants who will want to fuck children, goats, or a man in the ass. the only problem with it now is that some people are trying to normalize such behavior.
>>64903299
So what's the problem with sodomy then?
>>64903279
Thanks, but I think I know a bit more about pleasuring women, without pissing off God, than you do.
Faggot.
>>64903320
Weak trolling 3/10
>>64903320
>pleasuring women
Disgusting. It's not for pleasure, it's for creating more God fearing men.
>>64902991
You don't *have* to, just make sure you give it a good rinse/wipe inside and with a condom and lube it'll be fine
>>64902043
It's well-made, but way too preachy.
If you want to watch a good romance with two men that's actually just a solid romance without being a melodramatic guilt trip, watch Happy Together - It's a Hong Kong film. 7.7 on IMDb, same as Brokeback Mountain. Really good.
"Chun gwong cha sit" is the Hong Kong title.
>>64903357
>have to use artificial lube and a rubber glove for your dick you you don't get AIDS
PERFECTLY
NATURAL
>>64903392
Throwing away your seed is a sin in itself.
>Brokeback losing to Crash
>Carol not even nominated
Is the Academy homophobic?
The only thing I remember about that movie is Jake's death was abrupt and weird
>>64903320
>God
I hope youre like 16 anon
>>64903434
>sean penn playing a gay guy wins over mickey rourke in the wrestler
nope
they just hate heavy romance films like blue is the warmest color
>>64903526
They like films about oppressed minorities. They don't like films that portray them as humans.
>>64902043
>Jake G homolust: the movie
I swear Jack ;_;
>>64903437
he was killed for being a faggot, Anne and Heath's phone call was the strongest part of the film
>>64903434
Wait.
Carol wasn't nominated?
>>64903384
Better than "Brokeback Mountain" !? Wow I gotta check THAT !
>>64903153
It's THEIR, you degenerate!!
>>64902691
Yeah straight people never propose in public
>>64903958
Women are all attentionwhores, doing it in public gives you a 70% success rate.
They want it, so they get it.
Fags have no excuse, however.
>>64903008
Yeah man I exclusively have vaginally intercourse. No blow jobs or hand jobs or titfucking for me
>>64903384
>Happy Together
>romance
Literally the opposite, it's about them ending their relationship.
>>64904001
Who says romances need to have a happy ending? It's about two people and their love. It's a romance.
>>64903985
>I understand women
>>64903994
Do blowjobs, handjobs or titjobs require artificial lubrication?
Do they require artificial stretching of holes in order to fully take the girth required?
Do they require airtight sealing in order to not get deathly ill?
>>64904059
>stretching
How tight is your ass? The average dick is about the girth of a large turd.
>tfw can't relate to romance movies
I like to watch them as a guilty pleasure sometimes, but it's all so alien to me. I have no reference point because I've never experienced any of this.
>>64904038
This.
I'd call Blue Valentine a romance film too.
>>64904158
Agreed. And 500 Days of Summer.
>>64904158
>>64904191
fuck, these films left me sour as fuck...great films though
>>64904191
>>64904211
500DoS is probably in my top 10. Maybe even top 5.
>>64904108
>thinking I'd be taking small dicked plebs up my arse
If I were a faggot I'd only take big guys.
Which would require stretching.
>>64904248
I'm sure you're very familiar with all of this.
Ledger's character was right, it was Jakes fault he was gay.
>>64904118
I know exactly what you mean. It looks like it's an amazing experience on camera but there's something about it that feels...off. Like romance isn't a thing that happens in real life, which in my (I guess our) case it doesn't.
I'm as straight as you can be, but I honestly think that this movie was one of the best movies about love ever created. Shit had me in tears at the end. Right in the feels.
>>64904422
It really annoys me when people in movies do stupid stuff just to get the girl. I'm always sat there thinking "just stop, it's not worth all that, you're being an idiot".
Same when a woman does some stupid woman thing and ruins the relationship over some tiny argument. I just can't get that.
>>64902740
These ones are cute.
>>64904422
>Like romance isn't a thing that happens in real life
That's literally how it feels.
Romance leads to sex, but neither of those actually exist outside my screen.
If a female were to unironically approach me and offer copulation, I honestly think I'd back out, not knowing how to proceed.
Open-mindedness to an extreme will either lead to communism or anarchy. There have to be limits. Anyone who defends these people, wake the fuck up.
>>64904478
wow dude, that sucks
>>64904723
No, it's ok now.
I understood a while ago that females weren't meant for me.
You know how when you lose a sense, the others supposedly take over?
Well, as my cock is never going to enter real vagina, I can however get off to a jolly good range of diverse porn.
Blacked, traps, loli, incest, whatever it is, I can usually get off to it.
And because of this wide range, I masturbate frequently.
So I always feel sexually sated.
>>64902043
Very good movie but only one of them is truly gay
Heath Ledger is bisex
>>64904678
what's it like being paranoid about eveything lol
wake up sheeple
>>64903437
I remember anne's tits
>>64902649
Maxwell
>>64903008
I feel like being gay wouldn't be as popular as it is now if gay guys were all neckbeards. The fact most are Narcissistic And work out makes them more likable because they're attractive.
>this is why no one like dykes
Happy Together is objectively the best fag flick
>>64905032
what next we were kings and dragqueens? put real gays in movies
>>64904678
>brokeback mountain will lead to gommunism and sid vicious
>>64905032
Actually they're both bisex, and the movie blows donkey dick.
>>64902741
>I think even straight people shouldn't propose marriage in public. You're putting your girlfriend in a horrible position where she's basically peer pressured into saying yes
Or, you're setting yourself up to look like a massive twat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql0y-pHZUyk
I fucking hate fags but that movie was great.
>Retards on /tv/ didn't like Crash
lmao fucking idiots this is why no one takes your opinions seriously.
>>64903424
catholic faggot spotted
