Same day as Deadpool
what a disaster.
I'm going to go see this for the sake of bordem and I can say i saw it then.
Ill go alone so i dont have to share my disgust
Why are those two glasses photoshopped on?
*parp*
>>64899547
They couldn't afford to get Will Ferrelj to do a photoshoot for the poster, so they shopped some glasses on a lookalike hoping no one would notice.
>>64899547
Have you ever tried to get a dog to where glasses?
It's difficult.
>>64900261
Yeah but why are they photoshopped onto Will Ferrallio?
>the names aren't placed about the correct actor
People honestly think Deadpool will do good?
>>64899506
but will there be a david bowie cameo?
It's actually quite convenient actually.
This way, when adults bring the kids to see deadpool, they can go watch zoolander in the meantime
>>64900318
nice to see honest advertising practices
Stiller, Wilson, and Ferrell have really faded in recent years.
>>64900284
Continuity
>>64900328
What if you're an only-child?
>>64899506
>Same day as Deadpool
Wait it is?
Fuck. I want to see both.
>>64900328
Why would an adult go to either of these flicks? Anyone over the age of 15 will be watching Hail Caesar instead.
Is Christine Taylor in this? She milf as fuck now.
>>64899506
guaranteed to be shit, just like the Dumb and Dumber sequel and Anchorman sequel
>>64900261
>this picture
I done come up /tv/ often.
Is this really a meme?
Did him coming to my shitty city to order a burger make him a meme?
>>64900420
dumg and dumber sequel was shit but Anchorman 2 wasnt THAT bad honestly
Ben stiller is a good director so fuck it Ill give it a shot
>>64899506
You mean for Deadpool, right?
>>64900482
I regret paying money to see Anchorman 2. I should have waited until it was on Netflix.
>>64900318
This meme movie is going to lacklustre business, and I quite like Deadpool.
>>64900482
I feel the opposite way, Dumb and Dumber was good Anchorman 2 was shite.
>>64900518
i think thats a good way of summing up anchorman 2
it isnt worth price of admission but I think its worth catching on TV or something.
>>64900545
i tried watching dumb and dumber 2 and it made me want to kill myself.
Why is Kristen Wiig in every movie? Why? Do they think she's funny?
>>64900601
The comedy clique is an exclusive club.
>>64900601
do you not?
I think shes funny. Her personality isnt abrasive and she seems good with timing and delivery.
>>64900420
I don't know, Stiller's writing and directing has been pretty consistent. Heck, Tropic Thunder and Mitty may have been some of his best.
>>64899506
>they removed benidict cumberbatch from the poster
>>64900642
is it weird that I think Walter Mitty was cheesy, vaguely inspirational bullshit but I still really enjoyed it? its like I objectively know it was only okay but I still dug it.
I'm looking more forward to Zoolander 2 than Deadpool. Deadpool looks like it might be fun to look at, but I've laughed at least once with each Zoolander trailer.
Deadpool is too predictable.
>mfw this beats memepool in the box office
capeshitfags on suicide watch
Oh yay yet another sequel.
Deadpool is R rated so kids Will go see z2
>>64900864
will they? what kids want to see it? its not really geared for them
>>64900864
Kids sneak into Deadpool*
Adults go see Zoolander 2.
>>64900864
Zoolander came out 15 years ago, kids don't know what it is.
>>64900389
>Deadpool
>R rated
yeah is for kids
stupid r tard
>>64900887
They'll pay for Z2 but sneak into Deadpool, meaning all the stats will go to Z2.
>>64900900
Zoolander is totally Facebook memer material. Kids will go see it because it's the sequel to some gif they saw on Tumblr, it doesn't matter if they saw the actual movie.
>>64900981
Caring about that kind of shit is child tier mentality. Just like what you like.
>>64900981
I don't think so man, i feel like kids barely go to the movies as it is and a sequel to some movie they know nothing about is it not enough to motivate them.
>>64900892
>Justin Bieber in Zoolander 2
>TJ Miller in Deadpool
We all know who true Patricians would rather see here reddit
Zoolander has two highly irrelevant actors
Deadpool is Capeshit with a hard R
Cape shit fans are usually bad paretns so they will take their kids with them.
>>64901058
they arent really that irrelevant, Owen Wilson still does Wes Anderson shit and Ben Stiller is a director.
>k wiig
Dropped
>>64899620
I don't understand. How come the lookalike couldn't just wear the glasses?
>>64901040
Kids like going to movies t. Almost still a kid
>>64900981
Nigger what. Tumblr kids won't give a shit unless it's
A) animated by Pixar/Disney
B) capeshit
C) by a meme director like Nolan
D) starring meme actors like Star Lord
>>64901139
you just proved his point
Would Deadpool look way less cringey with a different lead actor? Someone who isn't the same person in every movie?
Why did they include that gay standup jew who always plays unfunny comic relief?
>>64901384
i guess it depends on how you define irrelevant
they arent hugely successful but theyre still working in things that are relatively popular.
>>64901400
Ryan Reynolds is the only reason the movie exists to begin with.
And what Jew are you talking about?
>>64901435
TJ Miller
Whether he's an actual one or not, he has the look and the voice.
Also he's unfunny and annoying in every role.
>>64901469
i like him in silicon valley as a loser guy who piggybacks off of nerds
but I agree he comes across as irritating in Deadpool.
>>64901400
Ryan Reynolds is deadpool in every movie wtf are you talking about
TJ miller is a Gem and so is Yogi Bear 3D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWtw_roN23A
>Actually considering to see either of these
>>>/NarutoUchiha.com/
>>64901511
kek i forgot about the yogi bear movie
>>64901511
Reading comprehension please anon.
It really fucking bugs me that they can't match the actors' names with their bodies on posters.
>>64900981
Get fucked. Zoolander is hilarious.
2lander will be just "okay", I'm sure.
>>64901628
This seriously fucked me off when I was a kid.
>>64901628
a lot of contractual shit goes into who gets named first
>>64901628
Really glad I'm not the only one
This will most likely turn out just ike Anchorman 2. A good first movie but the second is way too fucking late and has already lost all its steam, it would be hard to actually be as bad as Anchorman 2, though.
>>64899506
>two shitty movies out on the same day
What a shitty month for movies.
>>64901597
Ryan Reynolds portrays characters that have similar comedic timing with the character of deadpool, TJ Miller best known for the GOAT movie yogi bear 3d is a GOAT Comedic actor see proof here : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWtw_roN23A
>>64901699
this is why Austin Powers 4 wouldnt work
people liked the sequels because they were close together and stayed relevant.
This shit always triggers my autism.
I don't care what the contractual reasons are, shit needs to stop.
I was unaware until this thread that Wiig had gotten any roles since Bridesmaids and that sickening Ghost Busters hospital pic.
>>64901801
It bothers me too, figure out who gets top billing and then arrange them it's not difficult.
>>64901845
its not that simple
by your logic, Ben Stiller should be on the far left. But its HIS movie, he wants to be front and center. But he also wants top billing, so his name comes first. theres really no way to fix it, honestly.
>>64901903
The best way to fix it would to just put them in order and not feed into these terrible peoples egos.
>>64900601
Could be worse, could be Melissa Fatcarthy
>>64901832
she was in The Martian.
>>64900601
Kristen is qt as fuck and one of the few decent actresses left
>>64901903
Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson got top billing they are on the left in the same pose.
Will Ferrell has second tier billing all he has to do is move slightly to the right.
Penelope Cruz takes Kristen Wiigs place and Wiig moves slightly to the right.
>>64900601
Producers and casting agents go through a list of 'comedians' and then see who is doing the most searches in google trends
Wiig is beating any other female comedian and therefore gets the job
The same goes for actors and comedians male or female.
I'm getting my body 10/10 godtier adonis so I can be a comedian who gets paid to take his shirt off in tv then film then become a 'serious actor' whatever that is.
Getting the body is the hardest part, the acting and comedy is easy as fuck. Actors are dumb as shit and it's not difficult to play pretend.
>>64902127
Why aren't you an actor now though?
>>64901670
Then they should design the poster so that the actors are in the right order.
>>64902243
overweight
if you go into the game overweight you better be a jew and im not a jew so ill get fit first
>>64902313
You don't know dick about composition, do you?
>>64902317
What are you doing to get your name out currently? You can't expect to suddenly break out on the scene with absolutely no presence.
Deadpool is going to bomb. Mark my words, there aren't enough reddit fags to make this movie a profit.
>>64902349
>What are you doing to get your name out currently? You can't expect to suddenly break out on the scene with absolutely no presence.
why would i put my name out now when im overweight? i dont want my name to be connected with present me
at the moment im writing a comedy book, i read how that guy from last man on earth got his break doing that so i figure its a good idea
when im fit im going to join some improv troupes in my city and then see who i can link up with. if nobody wants to work together ill just produce some vine shit or youtube shit.
>>64902411
Produce that shit now, if you wait it'll be too late
You keep putting off your shit because "oh I'm not ready" but nig, just get that shit done, have something to show for yourself.
You've spent all this time "planning" it, but you could have already been doing it by now.
>>64902485
Ive only spent a year planning this :o
>>64902411
What city?
>>64902543
and do you know how much you could have gotten done in a year?
>>64902543
Have you any had any experience with improv or acting?
>>64900261
Idk m8 I get ur mum to do it everyday
>>64902565
ive been writing and taken 2 second city online courses
and exercising and losing weight
anything i filmed would just have fat me in it and thats bad for future me
>>64902552
sydney
>>64902577
yeah i did a couple of classes at uni because they were easy electives but i found improv was really up my alley
>>64902614
>Sydney
Ah, well i'm in the same situation over in New York, i hope you make it man.
>>64902614
If anything, being fat in your early works and losing weight later would help you
Born in the wrong country senpai Australia Tv/Film scene is highly incestuous not to mention Australia FIlm and TV are easliy the weakest when it comes to having an international market.
>>64902664
Chicago looks like fun. For whattever reason NY is meant to be the epicentre for comedy, i guess because comedy clubs were all there or vegas?
Sydney is a small pond so its easy to be a big fish. Then when I have thor like aesthetics I can parlay that into a career doing jackshit but looking good and being affable.
What are you working on atm
>>64902715
I dont think so. The only fat to fit comedian I can think of is meme man chris pratt and he actually started fit as fuck in the OC. Nobody gives you a chance as a fat funny guy cause they're a dime a dozen. But be a fit funny guy and you're gonna stand out because most fit people aren't funny.
>>64902787
I'm writing a script that me and my friends can film ourselves, but i'm being a lazy fuck and not writing as much as i should.
>>64899506
I'm sure Will Ferrell said he won't be in the movie a few months ago at Conan.
How come?
>>64899506
Are they giving Wiig the Donatella Versace treatment?
>>64902839
None of my friends are into comedy or arts.
I'd go derrick comedy route if I had a team. That'll be the objective if I meet cool people doing improv.
>>64900318
What's a skullshitl?
>>64902983
It's boneturdl, some alternative band that thinks it's cool to misspell Bone Turtle.
for deadpool (you)
>>64902918
Well i only have one friend who is really into movies like me the others are just kind of along for the ride.
>>64902360
attach your name to it bitch, so i can make fun of you when you're proven wrong
>>64903244
Here you go, bitch, just for you.
:^)
>>64903100
>Well i only have one friend who is really into movies like me the others are just kind of along for the ride.
Are you a goldfish?
>>64903325
n-no
>>64899506
Cara Dewhatshername should be in it too with her grimaces :(
![Ses-grimaces[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ns4jBBl.jpg "Ses-grimaces[1].jpg")
>>64903716
>>64903716
They've already got a putty faced gender fluid character with Cumberbatch
>>64903742
She needs another brick to the face to finish the job.
Is Yogi Bear 3D actually GOAT or is this just memeshit?
>>64899506
Oh fuck.
i fell bad for stiller.
>>64903854
>i fell bad for stiller.
>makes truckloads from those museum movies
>poor guy
>>64899506
I hate his crooked fucking nose.
>>64903891
Give the guy a break,zoolander was fun shit.
>>64899506
But unlike Deadpoole this might be funny
2oolander confirmed for what Pitch Perfect 2 did to Mad Max
>>64903792
>Cumberbatch
that's a man (like thing)
if onw could be replaced with her is that Wiig
>She needs another dick to the face to finish the job.
fix'd
>>64903948
I think everyone expects that Z2 will take all the box office money from Deadpool
>>64901801
Doesn't matter so much for group posters.
It's a lot worse when it's a poster of two people and the actor names above are opposite to below them.
>>64903948
Those are complete opposite fanbases though, doesnt compare to these two who both pander to the redditt meme-humor fans
/tv/ should be backing Deadpool because it is based on Joe Kelly's Deadpool and in that run Deadpool punches Ellen Page in the face.
![1300883-dp_sk[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/i9faoSr.jpg "1300883-dp_sk[1].jpg")
>>64904857
>and in that run Deadpool punches Ellen Page in the face
Would be nice if they could get in, even if it's not against Kitty Pryde
>>64903977
>Take all the box office money from a Marvel movie set in the X-men cinematic universe that Ryan Reynolds has been plugging himself none stop since it was announced
Because Dumb and Dumber To was such a huge success.
>>64904890
I would not be surprised if this happens in the inevitable sequel. I can already imagine them sticking the first part of the dialogue in the trailer so fanboys cream themselves.
