there was a new mysterious trailer from Bad Robot in front of 13 Hours for a film called "10 Cloverfield Lane". Apparently it stars John Goodman.
http://www.slashfilm.com/10-cloverfield-lane-trailer-cloverfield-2/
Anyone here see it that can give us a better description?
ITS HAPPENING BROS
>>64894086
no autistic camera pls
>stars John Goodman
Good to see practical monster effects are making a comeback.
We subsequently reached out to Paramount Pictures for comment, who provided Collider with this exclusive statement from J.J. Abrams himself:
“The idea came up a long time ago during production. We wanted to make it a blood relative of Cloverfield. The idea was developed over time. We wanted to hold back the title for as long as possible.”
JEW JEW YOU BRILLIANT BASTARD
I don't care what it is, if it has John Goodman in it I'm gonna see it.
can jj fucks get off this board? TFAposting hasnt ended and now this?
>>64894213
i lold
>>64894086
So now everyone will pretend they liked cloverfield when it came out
It's a movie where Goodman plays a nutjob that is holding MEW hostage in a bunker and tells her that the outside world is uninhabitable and she doesn't know what to believe. I read the original script a couple years ago. It's like the first five minutes of The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: Spooky Edition. I have no idea what they changed from the original script but it definitely doesn't have anything to do with Cloverfield unless they are tying in what the monster did as the disaster that did or possibly didn't happen outside.
>>64894369
fuck you i lived and died with that viral campaign
slusho ftw
>>64894369
i liked cloverfield but i was also 14 when it came out
>>64894086
Cloverfield was the worst movie I've ever seen. It's the only time I've ever asked for a refund.
>>64894369
It filled a niche for monster movies that had gone unanswered for the longest time, was good on that aspect alone.
>>64894443
I thought that was called Valencia.
>>64894086
what the fuck happened to that S trailer from last year?
>>64894542
it was for JJ s book S.
>>64894369
IT'S A HUGE LION!
Wait, was that Cloverfield or Super 8, or both?
I'm so fucking excited.
From everything I've found online, basically it's like 25-35 seconds long and just has the Bad Robot logo, then John Goodman in an arcade, then a loud earthquaky noise, and then Goodman yells "It's coming!"
And then it just says 10 Cloverfield Lane.
No further info, no release date. No IMDb page, nothing from Bad Robot, nothing from Abrams.
Fuck this is turning me on.
>>64894674
That's actually cool as shit
I'm hype. I liked Cloverfield when I saw it, but that was in a classroom.
>>64894369
It came out on my 17th birthday and the viral marketing was insane, of course I liked it.
>77% RT
>7.1 IMDb
>Made back 7 times its budget
Yeah, bro. we're all just pretending. Nobody liked it when it was released.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPYpJA1NnL8
trailer
trailer. Get it before it's gone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPYpJA1NnL8
>>64894213
Haaaah
>>64894369
But I actually liked it. I avoided seeing it in theaters and watched it as soon as it made it to DVD. Still like it to this day.
Fuck YES! Fucking love Cloverfield can't wait.
>>64894783
FUCK ME
No. Not gonna watch it. There's some things that need to be seen in theaters.
>>64894783
>>64894751
Oh shit.
>>64894751
>>64894783
This serms drastically different from the original.
>>64894751
>>64894783
Huh, so they added in another guy in the bunker and it looks like they took natural disaster and turned it into the Cloverfield monster or something. Neat.
>>64894476
>>64894474
This shit tee bee aich, I was 15 when the huge ARG came out, and I remember spending hours on movie forums trying to figure it out.
That was actually how I learned about lovecraft and shit.
>>64894443
>mfw judging by the trailer this wasn't a lie
Someone on 4chan not full of shit, that's a first.
>>64894674
we should do some detective work and look for the site, that definitely exists
this thread is part of the viral marketing campaign
>this will mean another huge mysterious viral marketing campaign
>>64895007
>>64894959
>>64894443
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt3646940/
That IS being produced by Bad Robot, but from what I can tell it's not related to this.
>>64895106
Your mother's vagina is part of the viral infection campaign.
>>64895011
Oh I have been, no luck yet. I checked all the old Cloverfield sites and it doesn't seem like anything has changed.
>>64895135
Except the trailer is literally for this movie.
>>64895135
So it's a movie that also takes place in a bunker, stars the same three people, and the things that happen in the trailer for this movie also happen in that movie?
>>64894783
If it doesn't take place after the bombing raids at the end of Cloverfield and add something to the creature's story then it will officially be one of the worst bait and switches in Hollywood history.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocb7pXndlug
>>64895132
agreed brother, the time has come for another awesome viral campaign
>>64894877
Oh fuck it, nevermind.
Holy shit it does look like that other movie.
Plus
>Damien Chazelle
100% HYPE
>3/11/16
WHAT
THAT SOON
JJ WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>>64895192
>>64895210
Just watched
I fucked up, sorry
>>64894481
spotted the kike
>>64894443
>Buy a script and rewrite a little bit of the end of it shoehorning some monster in from a previous movie you made to accumulate mass shekels
BRAVO JEW JEW, BRAVO.
No seriously, bravo, that's fucking brilliant. Top Jew.
>>64894783
What a pleb cuck.
>>64895277
http://collider.com/cloverfield-2-secret-movie-10-cloverfield-lane/
Huh, so it's being directed by the guy who made that one awesome Portal short. Damn, they're bringing 'em in straight from the internet these days.
>>64894369
Cloverfield is the best American film of 2008
Y tho... I mean, thank Hod they're ditching the POV thing, but cloverfield was terrible... And it's been 8 YEARS
>>64895371
Lies confirmed, even Crystal Skull was better than that thing
I remember all the hype and marketing from the first Cloverfield film, all those warning signs outside of cinemas on the day of release about how it would cause nausea and everyone assuming Clover was some kind of massive Lion because someone yelled in the trailer "It's a lion! It's huge!"
Definitely one of my fondest 00s memories on the internet. Then I saw the actual movie and it was just average.
>>64895436
I'm so hype to see if there's marketing coming up for this
>>64894783
Damn dude what the fuck happened?
I won't be able to sleep until I know what the fuck is going on.
>>64895132
M Y
B O D Y
I S
R E A D Y
>>64894481
>pay for the product
>consume the product
>ask for your money back
Are you autistic? It's not the theater's responsibility to cater to your specific tastes.
>>64894369
I think JJ is a hand wringing kike but Cloverfield was a very enjoyable movie.
>>64895371
>The Dark Knight
No movie with LE JOKER HEAT LEGEND BRAIN FLUID can be worse than any other movie.
If this shit is a Cloverfield sequel I will stand up and applaud JJ right now for filming this shit and keeping it 100% under wraps until two months before its release, with no leaks.
>>64895371
Non-American fucking detected.
>>64894783
I wonder if the monster's size will be super inconsistent like in the first one.
the movie is in imax, should we expect some big shit to go down? will there be huge lions?
It'd be awesome if they show like military footage of the monster ripping the head off the Statue of Liberty.
>yfw it was purgatory all along
>>64895543
I SAW IT
>>64895436
That was some great marketing.
Remember this? I wish the monster had looked like this.
>Starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Well shit, now I have to go. Thanks, penis
>>64894783
>>64894751
Looks boring as fuck.
>>64894783
FUUUGGGG
>>64895531
it seems like what happened was:
completely unrelated movie about people in a bunker protected from a natural disaster is being developed
this is happening while Bad RObot is doing Star Wars, so security is locked down tight
at some point they decide to make the bunker movie set in the same world as Cloverfield, and turn the natural disaster into the Cloverfield events
keep the same title for shooting, no re-occuring cast members, different style of movie (not found footage) and people have even read the original, non-Cloverfield script so no-one ever connects the two
>>64895531
It's got Cloverfield in the fucking title, at the very least it'll be a spiritual sequel.
Also, he did it (and in effect fooled retards like myself) by naming it something completely different. I thought it actually was gonna be called Valencia/The Cellar, didn't think it would have ties to Cloverfield at all.
And I DEFINITELY didn't see it coming out in less than fucking two months.
>Budget $5 million
And dropped. There will be about five seconds of monster FX in this.
>>64895593
>>64895543
Kek. Sure.
>5 million dollar budget
It's going to be 100 minutes of bunker shenanigans and 20 minutes of any real monster action. Cloverfield had a budget of 30 million dollars for comparison.
>>64894751
Shut up and take my money.
Uuuuuuuuugh WHAT? Cloverfield wasn't some apocolyptic shit.
>coming out in literally 2 months
WHAT
HUGE ARG ALL OVER AGAIN WHEN
>>64895729
It was if you were in Manhattan
>>64895686
what $5 million budget movies are shown in imax?
>>64895729
the ending could easily have lead to it though
>>64894369
that movie fucking blew balls and so will this one unless john goodman eats the monster
>>64895686
>Budget $5 million
Where did you get that information, kekold?
http://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3376716/cloverfield-sequel-already-filmed/
According to Bloody Disgusting, Mary Elizabeth Winstead said that John Goodman's character tells her "that basically the world is over outside because there’s been a nuclear fall-out."
So it sounds like it could be set after the Hammer Down Protocol at the end of Cloverfield.
>>64895617
It looks like Sin.
Wait, is it releasing in March or November?
>>64895817
March I guess, as these trailers were in the US.
>>64895817
March, we date things differently here in America.
>>64895817
March, yuoper fag.
>>64895817
March.
>>64895813
>Civilization collapse
>World has ended
Why not just say civilization collapse instead?
>>64895782
>>64895757
http://collider.com/dan-trachtenberg-valencia/
>shit filmed masked as Cloverfield 2
lmao
fuck this gay shit
>>64895729
Manhattan got fucking nuked.
>>64895858
Oh Collider. The most valid source of news.
>>64895767
I guess I should be a bit open minded. I don't care about the SNEAKY JEW taking 8 whole dollars from me if it means we get a suspenseful movie. This could be like The Mist.
>>64895858
>Collider
>article almost two years old
>J. J. producing
You are such a stupid faggot.
>>64895841
>we date things the right way, the way American God intended, here in America
Fixed that for you.
>>64894783
>>64894751
That looked great.
I have so many questions
Did Rob and his waifu survive?
Did that slut Jaimie ever reunite with Teddy?
Did that one dude ever get his 11 dollars from Rob?
So many questions
>that post credits scene from the first one showing the satellite faintly falling into the ocean waking the creature up
>that speech that's revealed to be "it's alive" when it's played backwards
As average as the movie was, they knew they'd have an obsessive fanbase. Remember all that Slusho shit and how it kept mentioning Japan?
And remember that prequel manga where they revealed all this stupid shit about these monsters having telepathic abilities with humans and it was absolutely nothing like the movie in any way, shape or form despite them taking place in the same universe?
>>64895867
Yeah, if the bunker is on Long Island or Upstate it would be nuke fallout territory. Maybe the things roaming around making the ground shake are the grown up things that were falling off Clovie.
>>64896006
The skin lice? I could see that.
>>64895814
its basically sin. JJ's creative genius at it again.
>Garbage movie disguised as a Cloverfield sequel to boost sales
>First trailer is TWO MONTHS before release (first Cloverfield trailer was six months)
Jesus, could this be more transparent
Can someone tell me how this is related to Cloverfield besides the name and Bad Robot?
Something about a bunker?
>>64896006
fully grown skin lice things would be sick
watching people blow up like lizzy caplan would also be dope
>>64895996
>that post credits scene
Naw it wasn't post credits mate it was the last scene.
I remember somewhere it being mentioned that the monster you see in the first movie is literally a newborn baby lashing out, and the thing's already bigger than some incarnations of Godzilla out of the womb.
So how fucking big is an adult? Like 10 miles tall?
>>64896006
>>64896044
Those things were just barnacles, there's no reason to believe they would get any bigger, or much bigger.
Also the filmmakers confirmed when the movie came out that the monster was a baby. So it could be grown now, or there could be more.
>>64896060
This was filmed in 2014.
>>64896063
Read the thread.
>>64896063
We have no clue. Hoping the ARG is more compressed, and everyone gets obsessed over it.
>>64896099
So? My point is that this movie has no connection at all with Cloverfield and the studio is making shit up in an attempt to salvage the film.
>>64894443
They must've taken the original concept of the movie and adapted it to the Cloverfield movie.
Just out of curiosity, what happened?
>>64895877
>>64895941
um, ok
http://www.thewrap.com/dan-trachtenberg-direct-cellar-paramount-insurge-bad-robot-exclusive/
http://variety.com/2014/film/news/john-goodman-bad-robots-valencia-1201259446/
http://www.firstshowing.net/2014/bad-robot-recruits-dan-trachtenberg-for-low-budget-valencia-film/
http://screenrant.com/valencia-movie-director-y-last-man/
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/John-Goodman-Star-JJ-Abrams-Produced-Thriller-Valencia-43809.html
>>64894783
>>64896131
Maybe the other title was to hide that it was a cloverfield sequel, and it had been all along.
>>64896063
at the moment, we have no idea. JJ did say that it was a blood relative to the first film, so theres that
>>64896071
Lizzy Caplan became my waifu because of that movie.
When she's crying out for Hud just before she explodes? Ugh, tears my heart out every time.
Hope the movie ends with john goodman being right and she gets them all killed
>>64896126
>>64896120
Abrams himself called it the "blood relative" to Cloverfield.
>“The idea came up a long time ago during production. We wanted to make it a blood relative of Cloverfield. The idea was developed over time. We wanted to hold back the title for as long as possible.”
>>64896173
Well if Abrams says it, it must be true. The man has never lied as part of a PR campaign before.
THis is a ripoff of that one episode of 24 season 2
>>64896147
>all articles from 2 years ago
Yeah no, go fuck yourself faggot.
>>64896063
no one knows
the original script for this involved a natural disaster
the best guess is that the 'natural disaster' has been changed to what happened to the world after the events of Cloverfield
>>64894369
I fucking loved cloverfield when I saw it theaters and I still love it. Never got how people didn't think it was awesome
>>64896194
it could be a bait and switch, but i'll give him the benefit of the doubt for now just because i'm hyped
>>64896194
>john goodman and the other guy are gonna die because she wants to go outside and fight the horrific, ravenous monsters
Fucking women.
>>64895996
Kishin isn't canon, anon.
IT ISN'T FUCKING CANON.
>>64896228
It became a meme to hate the movie before it even came out. Every fag thought they were clever for shitting on the PoV camera.
>>64896213
>articles from 2 years ago
that's when it was filmed
>ywn be trapped in a bunker with MEW and have to repopulate the world with her
Why even fucking continue with life
>>64896182
iktf. She was one of my first movie waifus.
>>64896063
Life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable sack of shit
>>64896213
>articles from when t he movie was filmed
Looks like the faggot is someone else, you cock hungry beast.
>>64896265
Just shoot me into the sun ;_;
>>64896063
It's a spin-off.
>>64896167
I was asking to the anon that supposedly read the script.
>>64896268
She started my love of sarcastic dark haired women.
Don't even get me started about Aubrey Plaza.
>>64895106
Fucking seriously.
>>64896265
>tfw that's how this movie ends and the last half hour of it is John Goodman straight up hardcore XXX pounding MEW's pussy with his thick meaty dong as his fat slaps her body and she sobs and dry heaves
>>64896251It is.
You'd think the American government (and every other world government for that matter) might have gotten a heads up that these things are a species and are impervious to fucking carpet bombings AS BABIES. I mean I know the Japanese are an insular people, but Christ.
>>64896221
since abrams said the idea came up during production, this only makes sense
What if John Goodman is just a figment of the girl's imagination?
>>64896268
>>64896182
>They didn't discover her via The Class
And now I have a new reason to watch Masters of Sex too.
>>64896336
Iktf anon I'm right there with you
rate my reddit-tier theory
>movie was originally meant to be an original thriller horror flick
>goodman's character was originally meant to be a villain kidnapping people and tricking them into think they're being quarantined
>the studio and JJ knew it would bomb
>"hey how about we use cloverfield to help it sell better, we can keep 90% of the movie but just change the ending"
>the audience is tricked into believing goodman's character is lying, and the world outside is just fine
>protags kill goodman's character
>open the door to the outside world
>everything destroyed
>cloverfield monster babbies everywhere
>BWAMMMMMMMMM
>credits
>movie was pretty much a 2 hour long trailer for cloverfield 2
>>64896387
This is more or less what's going to happen. The extended post-production time and lack of marketing suggest the studio thinks they have a bomb on their hands and are trying a last-ditch effort to get asses in seats with a giant bait and switch.
>>64896276
Could you have possibly typed a more reddit reply?
>>64896387
as long as we get that ending, fuck it I'm in. give me a cloverfield cinematic universe for all i care, i'm in.
>>64896430
you've managed to
>>64896387
What fascinates me is that there's gonna be a third character, played by John Gallagher Jr. (Fuck if I know who that is). He's not mentioned anywhere in the 2014 posts.
>>64896436
>Cloverfield cinematic universe
What the hell could they do? They've already got tonnes of potential ideas for sequels, like those other people on the bridge with a camera, maybe something from the government or military's perspective.
>>64896387
sounds plausible i guess
fwiw, are there any already existing movies where the ending twist is that the movie takes place in same universe as some other movie?
sounds like something someone must've done already but i can't think of any
>>64896436
>give me a cloverfield cinematic universe for all i care,
Why do I actually like this idea?
>could follow individual people during any time period during the disaster, maybe before it, or even in the aftermath
>characters could cross paths at certain points
>would make a great miniseries
>>64896131Goodman's character was telling the truth and he was going crazy from having PTSD from watching his family die.
It's written by Damien Chazelle? Okay then
>>64896071
did you ever slow that scene down? str8 up horrifying
>there are people in this thread who weren't on /tv/ to talk about cloverfield
fuck off
So the point of this movie is to explain where the term "cloverfield" came to be in the films universe right
>>64896387
>>64896425
I can see this happening, but wouldn't it make more sense to change the script and tone BEFORE the shooting takes place? That's what makes this weird, and considering how filming took place literally in 3 months if they had to do reshoots to add Cover in it that wouldn't have taken them more than 2 months. Another 3 tops. In that case, it still doesn't make sense that it was released until this year.
It's so fucking weird.
>>64896527
Fug. ;_;
>>64896436
It's fucked how Cloverfield is the only kaiju flick that's awe inspiring. Unlike Memezilla vs King Kong: Autist Teleporting Army Man 2 this shit gives me hope we'll get more awe inspiring kaiju movies where you shit your pants seeing some alien creatures fucking people's day.
>thread full of redditors and paid marketers praising the sycophantic """""film""""" maker Jew Jew Abrams
so this is how /tv/ dies
What conceivable reason would you have going outside? I don't care how bad it might be living with John Goodman, I don't care if he's scarier and eats more than the monsters, do not fucking go outside you stupid cunt.
>>64896536
That fascinated me as well. The guy can do tension.
>>64896527
What else happens? Where do you think that third guy will fit in?
>>64895266
Soon? That's nearly a year away.
>>64896574
It's common for shitty movies, especially low-budget indies, to get shelved for a year or more while the studio tries to figure out what to do with them.
>>64896568
>Cloverfield theories
>LOST threads and theories
>A female tripfag with huge tits that showed them to us all the time
It was a better time my friend.
>>64894474
HOLY SHIT dude same here. I couldn't get enough of that shit. It bummed me out hardcore when none of my friends liked it nearly as much as I did.
Someone screencap the bit where you can see MEW's feet on the couch
>>64894086
The viral marketing shills ITT really need to try harder, Jesus...
Why did it take you dipshits so long to find this?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/10_Cloverfield_Lane
OVER THE LINE
This monster is a fucking amature dude
>>64896587
yeah i don't get this thread and people saying they are hyped
Abrams hasn't made a singled good film
>>64896619
Shoo shoo slimey limey, this is an American movie.
>>64896619
It's 2016 now buddy
>>64896619
>yuropoors
>>64896629
One of the biggest regrets of my life is blowing off LOST while it was on air and ignoring all of the talk on here about it.
>>64896629
>2008 was 8 (eight) years ago
>>64896653
>type in wikipedia on google
>first result is wikipedia cloverfield
Oh shit it's starting again
>>64896589
>some /tv/irgin can't relate to a character who wants to go outside
Why am I not shocked.
>>64894369
I really liked cloverfield and still like it
shaky camera didn't bother me because I'm not a little faggot
the only part that bothered me was the very end, with the monster movies silently and the rest of the "fucking really?" moments
http://collider.com/mary-elizabeth-winstead-faults-interview/
this is an interview from March of last year where MEW says she was shown the trailer for it
they've held on to this for a while
She also says about the movie: "As it goes on, it gets progressively darker and darker, and less and less funny, and weirder”
Wouldn't it have been smarter to release this trailer with, you know...Star Wars?
>>64896689
I T S H A P P E N I N G
>>64896589
I-is she barefoot the whole movie?
>>64896622
Good point, and while you're right for the low budget (5 mill) this isn't an indipendent film, it's made by Bad Robot.
I just saw the trailer! As someone who freakin' loved the viral marketing for Cloverfield, I am so excited!!!!
J J A B R A M S
J
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>>64896518
>conspiracy theorists from all over the world collectively try to expose wtf actually happened and why clovie was there, but they find out that no one actually knows, and the whole CCU is just a deep spiral of not knowing wtf is happening
>>64896569
that was the name the military gave to the events in the movie
>>64896653
>mobile poster
>MEW
I hope she keeps her shoes off or gets sweaty in this one
>>64896617
Nothing much really, it's just very suspenseful because you don't know who to believe and then you find out who was telling the truth the whole time. What happens after that is where I'm guessing they added the Cloverfield tie in. I have no idea about the third guy because he wasn't in it, he's a totally new addition.
>>64896712
Fuck I was gonna post that!
You can't drink just six! Also
>dat website jingle
>>64896753
>video game manchild having bad taste in film
how surprising
mysterious trailer before michael bay movie in 2007 for cloverfield
mysterious trailer before michael bay movie in 2016 for cloverfield sequel
Bravo JJ, a true poet of our generation
>>64896704
Nice joke, reddit
>>64896825
Don't you mean potter?
i think the 3rd person is a huge mistake
the tension would be much higher if it was just MEW and Goodman
also MEW and the new guy clearly (based on trailer) agree that Goodman is bit nuts
MEW having another person that sympathizes with her makes the situation much less terrifying
since Damien Chazelle is involved I'm going to bet that the third character (who wasn't in the original drafts) is some sort of jazz musician
Fuck, actual goosebumps from that. It's everything I ever wanted. I fucking loved CLOVERFIELD so much. I even read that shitty manga
>>64896804
Is it a short enough script to warrant a tie-in after that point?
Also just watched the trailer again, and I noticed Goodman says "They're going to get out". Was that in the script?
>>64896870
But what if, and hear me out now, that third guy is actually the Cloverfield monster in disguise?
You didn't see that twist coming did you?
>>64896006
Not from just one nuke. Maybe for a couple of days, but not for any extended period of time. Fallout isn't that bad.
Anyway, I'm guessing it will have a bunch of cloverfield monsters, plus those gay parasite baby godzilla monsters, plus that stupid disease that made people explode for no reason.
The original Cloverfield was a mess.
>>64896930
What if MEW is the Cloverfield monster in disguise? What if she ate you, slowly chewing you in her mouth and then swallowed you, and you slowly decomposed in her stomach acid?
>>64896913
There was definitely some fat you could trim to make it about a 60 minute story on film. As for that line being in it or not I honestly can't remember for sure, but I don't think it was.
Why is the bunker man a fatass? What's the deal with the iPhone? Is she finally getting a signal after 8 years or some shit?
>>64896589
Why is that motherfuckers arm broken? Broken arms heal in what 6 weeks? That's way too short of a timespan for him to have gotten it during the events of the first film before going into the bunker and her to have gotten suicidally bored of the bunker enough to want to leave it after all hell breaks loose.
For that matter she seems to have not trust Goodmans character that hell even did break loose and want to leave the safety to see if he is bullshitting.
What does it mean?
>>64896966
Stop, my penis can only get so hard.
>>64896816
no shit we're on a weeaboo board
>>64894213
You cheeky bastard
>>64895348
>After a car accident, a young woman comes to in an underground cellar, where most of the action takes place. She fears she has been abducted by a survivalist, who tells her he saved her life and that a chemical attack has left the outside world uninhabitable. Uncertain what to believe, she decides she must escape, whatever dangers she may face outside.
>most of the action
Seems to be the case. Don't get me wrong it's an effective framing device, but unless it's super short like the first Cloverfield, I'm not sure how much I could take of John Goodman just looking into MEW's eyes and saying "muh family" before she hits him with a wine bottle, runs outside and gets gobbled by one of the parasite things.
And to think I was going to make a "What's next for her career" thread just a few minutes ago
>>64895681
This.
Apparently JJ is a fucking animal when it comes to keeping shit on lock.
>>64896619
Clappyfats literally have a backwards dating system.
>>64896986
The original story says MEW woke up in the bunker after a car crash. Methinks new guy was her bf or some shit, and Goodman patched him up.
>>64896966
What the fuck dude.
>>64896712
>tfw you went to the Slusho website and waited for the monster to roar
>>64897054
Save for, of course, Khan.
>>64896712
quick, to the slusho website
>>64896087
AT LEAST 10. Maybe closer to 12.
>>64894612
Cloverfield.
>"I saw it! It's a lion, it's huge!"
>mfw people thought it was going to be a Voltron movie.
>>64897048
By the looks of this movie? Gaining weight.
>>64894783
>movie about a few people in a bunker
>CHILDREN BEHAAAAAAAAAAVE starts playing
>>64897054
He's Jewish, they're very good at hiding things.
Cloverfield was made good by Reeves and Goddard, who then proved their talent by making better movies. I dunno how Jew Jew will fare without them, Super 8 was a piece of crap. So was Star Cucks btw :^)
>>64894783
I'm guessing they jumped into the bunker when the monster showed up, then Hammerdown happened.
>MEW
>IN A MOVIE
NIGGA WUT
>>64897239
http://youtu.be/4drucg1A6Xk
This is the director's only other work, based on Portal.
Damien Chazelle has already proven himself as a writer by making Whiplash.
>>64894729
>Made back 7 times its budget
It only made $170,764,026 WW.
Nobody gives a fuck about cloverfield.
Being trapped in a bunker with MEW after the end of the world is my greatest fantasy, thank you Hollywood
>>64897288
it seems that Chazelle was brought on to re-write the script (likely to punch up the tension) so it's not his original
he was also a writer on The Last Exorcism Part 2, so, yeah
>>64894474
>>64894995
everyone thought it was a goddamn power rangers movie for a little while.
So judging by this reaction, I can only imagine that she obviously sees something outside (I'm gonna guess destruction, I don't think they'd blow the monster load that early) that stops her from opening the door at the last second.
SO, I don't think the movie is gonna deal with her getting them killed by opening the door. Hopefully she just slinks back indoors, realizes what a naughty girl she's been and the movie can close without anyone dying.
You guys what if 10 cloverfield lane is the street address that this bunker is on and the original tape/recording that is cloverfield ends up or has ended up in the hands of one of these characters and eventually when the military gets a hold of it it's like "the cloverfield tape" or whatever and this movie takes place after cloverfield but before anyone else has seen the recording. Maybe I'm just high though
>Everyone on twitter complaining, "Sure this gets a sequel, but Pacific Rim gets the shaft."
Oh shut up nerd. It's still a big monster movie so get your babby whining
>>64897288
Hold the fucking phone, didn't JJ Abrams say he was working with valve on a movie?
>>64897337
So the new dude is probably his doing.
>>64897361
For some reason I doubt that it'll stay that "happy".
>>64897373
That's actually a good theory familia
I still consider Super 8 to be a Cloverfield prequel. The alien looked almost identical to Clover.
>No actors of color
>Actors who identify as male outnumber actors who identify as female 2:1
Ugh. Looks like the cispatriarchy wins another round.
>>64897420
I would fucking shit myself if this was all a ruse for the Half-Life/Portal movie.
>>64894369
I thought it was pretty good, but I was also the target demographic for the film who got caught up in the pre-release fervor so I'm not sure my opinion is all too valuable. I also haven't rewatched it since.
>>64897448
But it turned out to be a nice alien, flew away, and everybody learned a lesson about coping with loss. Unless Cloverfield is it immediately crashing in the Atlantic, getting pissed off again, and getting really big.
>>64897288
So the director is Trevorrow-tier? I hope this monster movie isn't gonna be as shitty as Jurassic World...
>>64896263
>>64896306
You dumb fucks. That shit's from two years ago when details on the film were kept secret.
>>64897416
After the Cuckzilla borefest I don't want any more Hollywood "le kaiju" movies.
>>64897513
I was assuming there was more than one alien.
so this is nothing like the first movie.
im in bros. first one had potential but they blew it. the acting in this trailer is already better than the entire first movie.
>>64897216
Like GOLD!
>>64897448
Y'know, I always thought the MUTOs from Godzilla 2014 looked like the Cloverfield Monster. I like to think Clover was just a MUTO scout, and that the leaders came down to fuck shit up in Sam Francisco.
Ironically, the first Kaiju attack in Pacific Rim was also in San Francisco. Giant monsters hate the gays I guess.
>>64894783
>Directed by Dan Trachtenberg
THATS THE GUY FROM TOTALLY RAD SHOW
PFFFFTAAHAHAHA
>>64897513
>But it turned out to be a nice alien
>Murders countless people including younglings
>>64896268
>>64896336
>tfw my newly ex gf is a sarcastic 10/10 dark haired woman
just fuck my life up familia
