The DK Star Wars books are meme gold mines
Hia face is literally a mask instead of makeups.
His face is literally a mask instead of makeup.
>>64887207
>Cummerbund of high office
What did they mean by this?
>>64887020
His face is literally a mask instead of makeupz.
>>64887261
Tell me about anakin, why does he wear the hood?
>>64887261
Stealthy as fuck.
>>64887207
His smile does make me feel safe.
>>64887396
for stealth and dubs
>>64887466
it begins
>>64887261
Is this real?
>>64887207
Bendadick Cummerbund
Oyyyy
>>64887261
>raised hood for stealth
so thats why you can't have your hood up while you're in a convenience store huh
>>64887511
Haha!
post the finger
>>64887511
Why aren't his kind Jedi? They can resist most Force techniques.
>>64887511
What did George mean by this
>>64887519
Actually I went to a normie club back near xmas and the guy at the door told me to take my hood down too, damn.
>>64887511
fukken saved
>>64887511
>smirking jewishly
>>64887511
im dying
this has to be proof /pol/ is going to obtain time travel and use it for shits and giggles
>>64887560
>>64887621
>accusing finger
What
>>64887621
ACCUSING
F I N G E R
>>64887020
careful sheev ure gonna burn ur finger off holding the 'saber like that!
>>64887621
>accusing finger reinforces unquestioned authority
thank you anon
>>64887621
>>64887621
there is some cheeky fuckers involved with this book
>>64887511
OY VEY
>>64887466
>>64887511
Can you learn this power?
>>64887511
Do you think the authors are taking the piss?
>>64887729
At the very least editorial are slim to none and someone has realized that
These shits have to be shooped what the fuck there's no way this is real.
>>64887265
>>64887315
>>64887391
Shit, get it together fellow phone poster, you make us all look bad.
>>64887621
So it's not because he doesn't knw how to build one? It's just an OC Donut Steel lightsaber?
>>64887715
Not from a cuckhold
>UNLIMITED POWER!!!!
What did Sheev mean by this?
>>64887020
Fuck me is this one of those eyewitness books?
I used to read Arms and Armor all the fucking time when I was a kid.
>>64887621
Hidalgo has autism.
>>64887809
Ha I was reading that this morning. Same publisher, different series
>>64887778
It's because the crystal is shitty.
>>64887809
I doubt it when it comes to these kinds of SW fact books Lucasarts, entertainment, etc. has always insisted on doing them inhouse.
>>64887777
Dubs on top of quads
>>64887853
DK published Eyewitness and the format is very similar.
>>64887621
Who comes up with these names?
>>64887809
Same publisher yeah. If you like Star Wars the books are great. If you dont, they are autism in published form.
>>64887715
Not from a gentile
>>64887729
That or they are the same people who write for Wookiepedia
>>64887907
well then
>>64887207
>Cummerbund of high office
>>64887207
10 years in photoshop
>>64887360
>Sash of agreement
>>64887511
my god damn fucking sides
>>64887621
>accusing finger.
I dont believe this is real. Its come kind of shoop.
>>64887907
Sio Bibble: governor, philosopher, fashion icon
Post No-nonsense stance of unquestioned authority.
>>64887715
nope
>>64887621
Someone post the Sash of agreement
>>64887915
I'd wager they just pull engine part names out of a hat and slap them together in groups of three.
>>64887907
Fuck I'm dying
>>64888014
>Philosopher's tunic
>Governor's boots
what is this, an RPG?
>>64888014
>Philosopher's tunic
What is this, Harry Potter?
>>64888014
A formal collar can mean only one thing.
>>64887604
laughing at kikes is as old as time itself you ignorant fuck
>>64888014
>governor's boots
>>64887924
Hell, I'm a sucker for hilarious examples of autism, and this is looking like a goldmine.
>>64888048
Bibble has +10 to INT from his gear, which translates to +5 Perception bonus.
That's how he knew it was an invasion.
>>64887491
Yes. I remember buying this book before ROTS
>>64888014
Only one thing
>>64888014
Alright, who wrote those? Is it the Hidalgo guy that wrote the new one?
>>64887511
>there are people out there who think Lucas isn't redpilled
>>64887777
nice
>>64887621
the good 'ol accusing finger
>>64887907
i should not be laughing this hard
>>64887959
>>64887907
Holy fuck I'm crying
>>64887621
>accusing finger
>>64888014
It can literally mean only one possible thing
>>64887020
What's the name of the book? Or rather, where can I find the PDF?
>>64888063
what do you mean by this?
>>64887621
Can someone please meme this shit up?
>>64887621
>>64888328
>>64888347
>>64887020
I had this book as a kid, it's called the ultimate Star Wars visual guide or something like that. I wouldn't be surprised if they no longer print it or if there's a new version since it had a lot of EU lore which is now non canon. My head is stuffed from a lot of stuff from this book but I never realized how retarded the writing was until I read this thread
>>64888280
INVASION
>>64888431
>back pain
but her tit game is weak
>>64888347
Thanks friendo
>>64888431
PREOCCUPIED
>>64887511
I never laughed this much on 4chan
>>64888102
dubs
>>64888431
>preoccupied expression
Even the fucking DK writers wouldn't hide how hard she was phoning it in.
>>64888431
what in all that is holy..
>>64888431
>preoccupied expression
>back pain
jeezy peeps they just keep coming
>>64888431
>preoccupied expression
what is she thinking of, /tv/?
>>64888280
DOUBLES
>>64887511
hahahahahaha
>>64888014
>meson taloscope
I had one of those in Star Wars Galaxies.
it was junk loot until it quit dropping, then it became a collector's item
The gift that keeps on giving.
Thank you George.
>>64888519
Anakin killing younglings
>>64888525
Oh, you seem to have dropped these.
>>64888519
big mandolorian cock
>>64888431
pfffft
>>64888431
>preoccupied expression
>>64888519
That look in here eyes. You just know.
>>64888431
Tell me about Padme, why does she wear the harness?
>>64888580
>interspecies breeding is canon now
kill me
CHAIN
>>64888431
I guess "Vacant, passive stare" didn't fit.
>>64888314
INVASION
>>64888608
It's so obvious it fucking hurts.
This fucking picture gets me every time.
If she wasn't riding Liam's cock, she was riding the camera man's.
>>64887569
their force resistance probably means that they can't use the force either
>>64888654
*RECORD SCRATCH*
>>64888608
she was only 14 at the time, there's no way she could have handled Liam's cock
>>64888654
>signature look of superiority
:)
>>64888642
Chain of Wisdom (+3 WIS)
>>64888629
Nobody cared who she was until she put on the harness. For her back pain.
>>64888642
>fantabu-wool
Sounds fantabulous.
Fierce devotion
>>64887715
Not from asmall guy.
>>64888608
Liam was/is loyal to his late wife, I dont think he sleeps around much
Portman is most definitely a raging slut though
>>64888678
She handled Luc Besson's easily enough.
>>64888642
What class is Von Sydows character?
>>64888669
that was a good thread
>>64888519
Evian
>>64888678
She was twelve in Professional.
I'd say she'd been taking dick since she was around ten.
>>64888745
'AN SOLO
>>64888431
>back pain
guess it's her pregnancy which has her preoccupied unless she's supposed to be over 60 years old.
>>64888745
Who the fuck is he
>>64888720
yeah but Liam Neeson is legendarily well hung
>>64888770
ask kankjiklub
>>64888770
braveheart, he freed the scottish space slaves
>>64888705
>fierce devotion
they avin a giggle m8?
>>64888770
TELL THAT TAE KANJIKLUB
>>64888705
>irising aperture
Isn't this a kids book?
>>64888776
I'm sure they managed. Lube's some magical shit.
>>64887809
FUCK
YES
The Ocean one was great
>>64888703
It'ssuperior.
>>64888745
>ruthless gaze
Tell that to Kanjiklub
>>64888770
ask kanjiklub
>>64887511
Anakin, i told you it would come to this. The Jews are taking over
>>64888796
>>64888654
Woven by the Asperj'n V'jun monks, a sweet and princely garment.
>>64888729
Emperor Class
>>64888830
>>64888797
>>64888783
Ah I haven't seen TFA yet.
>>64888458
Preggers
>>64888654
How much could I get a cloak like that off the action house? What stats does it have?
>>64887511
OH VEY!
IT'S ANOTHA ORDAH!
REMEMBER THE 66!
>>64888124
How could you work in Hollywood and not become redpilled though.
I bet most actors hate the jews.
>>64888900
what the fuck are you doing on /tv/
>>64888431
>back pain
Lel
>>64888654
>>64888866
>66
>>64888904
>he hasn't started the Vjun Weavers Guild quest line
>>64887907
>>64888900
Tell that to the ganja club, mon
>>64888776
Well great. Now I'm imagining 14 year old Hershlag reacting to Neeson's gigantic cock once she pulled it out of his pants.
I just fucking fapped. Goddammit.
>>64888934
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>>64888866
>your feeble skills
lost it
>>64888900
There's some good memes.
>>64888654
>Vjun
>>64888705
>>64888976
>Queen's curious crustal green cave
I lost.
>>64888866
>sheev palpatine
every time
>>64888796
>>64888705
>>64888846
>>64888934
honestly, goy
>>64887907
>>64888976
>formal cunt
kek'd
>>64888032
>republic senate
>im resistance envoy
>>64888664
>>64888972
>>64889035
HOW DOES HE KEEP DOING IT
>>64889083
Korr can get it
>>64888705
Why would you ever want to increase the spread of your blaster?
>>64889045
Nice.
>>64887778
he's using a cracked crystal. People think he's using vaders old crystal and that it got damaged during the fight with palpatine. It makes sense since kylo is a vader fanboy
OP here, these are the books I'm posting from, plus the new one in the front
There's also one for the OT but I don't think I have it any more
The autist responsible for 1, 2 and the OT one is called David West Reynolds, and numero 3 is by James Luceno. TFA is by a guy called Pablo Hidalgo who has noticeably bad English.
They should all be on Amazon for not very much
>>64889083
THAT'S IT
THAT'S THE SASH
>>64888866
>66
>>64887907
>>64889083
That hair is studied and diplomatic as fuck.
>>64889083
Kor Vella is a city on Corellia
>>64889035
lel, he looks dead inside though.
>>64888997
Nigga thats like the twentieth time I've seen that pasta.
>>64887661
Is that like SHINING FINGER? Fucking Domo-tier retarded shit
>>64888976
>Formal cunt
Based
>>64887715
not from a goy
>>64889083
>no nonsense stand exudes sense of authority
HOW DO THEY KEEP DOING IT?
THE ROBE OF ASSEMBLY
>>64889083
>sash of agreement
what did he agree to /tv/?
>>64888014
>>64889083
>Studied diplomatic demeanor
>Military cut boots
>No-nonsense stance exudes authority
>No-nonsense stance
>>64889083
>no nonsense stance exudes authority
>>64889083
>new republic fleet is biggest in the galaxy
did they inherit all the imperials old ships or did the First Order?
>>64888866
EXECUTE
X
E
C
U
T
E
>>64889083
HOL UP
U FINNA TELL ME
I SELL KORR?
SHEEEEIIIIIITTT
>>64889083
>sash of agreement
>>64888014
your welcome
>>64889083
>>64888347
>tfw you actually see a meme being born
>>64888705
>devotion
>>64889179
>BUT NO DAMAGE!
>>64889083
So is she a character from some boring political scenes that were cut?
>>64889083
>no nonsense stance
>sash of agreement
>>64889104
>>64889179
rotate your fucking images baka desu senpai
>>64889179
>turban
>looks like a cockroach
ayy lmao
>>64889213
>Meson taloscope
>kanjiklubber
>>64889083
>sash of agreement
>sash
>of agreement
>>64887511
O i am laffin
>>64889285
>full 180 degree rotation
you're not even trying anymore
>>64889185
To be killed off before anyone knows he's in the movie.
>>64889285
>muh rifle
>>64889285
Howm I gonna maymay upside down bruv?
>>64889213
>>64889185
To make sure the oppression of the Sith would never return!
>>64889247
>>64889213
Yeah sorry I've had to resort to posting from my iPod and it the shitty os automatically flips some images
>>64889083
>>64887020
FUCKING POSTING IN EPIC THREAD JESUS CHRIST
>>64889449
It's two people. I posted the kanjiklubber image not the sio bibble one
>>64887511
i cant stop laughing. forever. i showed it to my friend and she went offline because she accidentaly closed the window! can i get bonus karma points
someone please make more sheev memes like this, I need more for my collection
>>64889285
>>64889526
not sheev but from that thread
>>64889083
Wait a minute. Taris? As in the Taris that was destroyed in KOTOR?
>revan canon
>>64887511
mein sides
>>64887207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwbuilXFWL8
OP just post everything and the maymays will sort themselves out.
Is there a snoke profile?GENERAL!
>>64888654
*Baba O'Reily starts playing*
>>64889104
>James Luceno
damn buying it it
>>64889558
>>64889694
kek
>this whole fucking thread
Haven't laughed this much at a thread in a while thanks m8s
>>64889656
>*record scratch*
You're probably wondering how I got this signature look of superiority. Well, to do that, we have to start the story a little earlier ... before I got this costly hand-woven tunic that was made on Vjun ...
>>64889352
>casting a renown martial artist in a bit part where he just dies
JJ you fucking hack.
>>64888924
KEK
>>64889188
>>64889213
>>64889757
>>64889724
>*sigh* Why did we invent liberalism?
I kek'd.
>>64889734
>>64887511
Oyyy Lmey
