Do women really ask this on dates?
>>64880963
Black women absolutely do.
does 1 week with some girl in highschool count as a relationship
>>64881069
just lie dude treat dates like a job interview if you worked at a company for one month say three months if you went out with a girl for one week say 2 months etc it's not hard and most of the time they won't snoop any further.
>>64880963
Yeah, maybe not on a first date, but it usually comes up in the first few dates.
i cucked a guy for three months, is that a relationship
>>64880963
I don't know. I've never been on a date or in any sort of relationship.
I currently putting in time to a shitty relationship so I can build up my resume.
Not sure but it does come in in every relationship I've been in quicker than you'd expect. And I've lied every single time because they we're either 1 week or couple months and I know when they ask this I know they're trying to size you up and see if you could be a good bf since you had a relationship before for a long time
I won't have to now on because I've been together with a girl for about a year now
>>64881136
>lying at job interviews
You know they can fire you if they do a background check and find out if you lied about anything, right?
>>64880963
That fucking waiter though
>>64881196
Age and status?
>>64881300
Maybe lying is the wrong word. "Embellish", sensationalize, etc. I've puffed up my responsibilities and job skills many times to great success.
>>64881300
Do you know what a background check is? Confirmed underage no job having baby. Literally everyone lies at job interviews. They expect you to and it's built in to the process.
>>64881300
>if they do a background check and find out if you lied
Like anything it's only a problem IF you get caught, as opposed to losing from the beginning because you weren't willing to do what it takes to win.
>>64881300
So what? Better fired than not getting the job.
>>64881300
Lied in just about every job I've had and I've been fine.
Last interview for a job I had 6 months ago I just didn't mention I had been previously been fired for for drinking on the job or even mentioned having the job. And guess what I got hired
>>64880963
>dates
>>64881424
Any business worth a shit would instantly trash an interviewee if they lied about their qualifications or previous job length and circumstances of departure. Some guy got ripped apart at an interview because he wrote down that needed finished a 3 month business but in reality he only did 2. You'd have to be applying for really shitty jobs that no one wants for them just to overlooked that
>>64881450
Well that isn't lying, just a shit interview where they didn't care and were willing to hire any trash that came by
>>64881450
what kind of shithole do you work at
>>64880963
Women ask a lot of stupid shit. The real question is are you a beta faggot who puts them on a pedestal or a man who plays them bitches like a boss.
say "none of your business" or if you don't want to be a cunt be playful and ask her why she wants to know etc
>3 years
>long distance relationship
it still counts r-r-right?
I once cucked a guy here but I have confusion over whether it was a REAL cuck scenario or not
So here's the deal
>me, white American
>him, white guy from england living in canada
>girl, canadian whose parents are from India
We were both white but the girl wasn't white. I don't know what to call this. Also I have a lot of crippling guilt over it because he was a really cool guy and a friend
>>64882228
what does it feel to know shes cheating on you
>>64881943
gas station
she means penis
>>64882632
Technically you 'cuncked' him. It was a real cucking but you were a bit of a cunt about it.
What the fuck do people actually do on dates?
>>64882632
>We were both white but the girl wasn't white. I don't know what to call this
When one man fucks another man's wife/girlfriend with knowledge of said man, that is what cucking LITERALLY is you fucking imbecilic memester.
>>64880963
I always asked, and I'm a guy.
>>64880963
what is a good answer to this question?
too short and it seems like you can't commit
too long and it raises questions about why the relationship ended and what sort of mental state you're in given you had a dedicated relationship collapse
is 6 months a reasonable answer?
>>64882632
did the other guy know about it and somewhat abide it? if not, it's not cuckoldry, just cheating
>>64882955
It is a genuine cucking, just not the kind where the other guy gets turned on by it.
A year and a half
Not short enough to make me look like an aspie who can't hold down a girlfriend but a length to make a girl feel like she could have something special with me if she beat out that time frame
>>64882897
i always say 4 months, 6 is the perfect choice though
>>64882723
What the fuck am I looking at
This faggot literally wrote an acceptance speech because people liked his joke
>>64882723
>SMILE, DAMMIT
Alright buddy settle down
>>64880963
they do if they interested in you
>>64880963
What happens if I there was none and I'm already over 30? Will she think I'm a serial killer?
>>64883386
JDIYSA
>>64880963
Women ask you all sorts of devious shit to test you.
Here are some examples of what I've been asked:
>Are you seeing anyone else?
>Do you like children?
>She's pretty. Do you like blonde hair? (When she's a brunette.)
>What do you do for a living?
>Do you think I'd make a good wife?
>>64883561
>Do you have a dream?
>Are you happy in live?
>What are you thinking right now?
>>64883561
how is any of that devious? those q's are so obvious and hamhanded that they're basically the opposite of devious
>>64882723
you're polluting my safe space brah
>>64883749
It's devious when 9 out of 10 answers you give are wrong.
>>64883561
>>64883721
Girl I like asked me some of this shit very recently. Decided to be honest for once because I just can't be arsed to lie anymore.
I guess I have zero chances left.
>>64883561
>of course, you think you're special?
>not other peoples', but I'm interested in having some of my own
>Yes I do
>insert career
>Well I've only known you thirty mins
Tear em down anon
I think you're asking the wrong guys OP.
>>64881300
hello reddit!
>>64883803
good for you lad
I did the same with my ex when I met her, I told her flat out that I was severely depressed and that I didn't want to talk to her for the next year or two, you gotta get that shit out of you my man
>>64880963
that flick was terrible
>>64883844
This. You can't let other people set the agenda. Also start asking them questions.
>>64881187
*i was cucked by a guy
>>64883803
you are better off just being honest. i don't even try anymore to hide it as i'm getting older and it's completely liberating. if you don't like me being me, well i probably don't want to waste time with you anyways. as long as you aren't a shitty person in general, it's the best way to live as far as i'm concerned.
five years and counting
>>64884137
*i was cucked by a girl
>>64881943
lel I work in the math department at a uni
>>64884443
if you work in the math department how come you didn't get those quads you useless fucker?
>>64884488
My calculations were a few seconds off apparently :(
This is why I didn't major in physics
>>64881943
janitor for a very famous anime-discussion forum
>>64884815
de hotpoketta man
>>64883917
how the fuck do you meet someone when you're depressed?
>>64885111
long story short she tricked me into it, but I also wanted to talk to her to get rid of some bad things
>>64885111
how is that difficult? many depressive people function inside society, I'm a uni student with a part time job so obviously I run into many people.
>>64885111
Being depressed doesn't mean life stops.
>The only girl I fell in love with turned out to be a manWe're married
>>64885333
MMMMMMMMHHHHHH
>>64885111
Probably best to unfuck yourself first. For me that meant LSD and the gym.
>>64885558
is there any way of un-fucking oneself without hitting the gym?
>>64885607
Why would you want that?
>answering anything a woman asks you seriously
Tell her the longest relationship you've had was a few hours. She'll get it.
- Chad
>>64880963
What a rude question. What if I asked her how many guys she's fucked?
This isn't television or film
Fuck off normies
>>64885111
Oddly enough the last time I was in a relationship was like 4 years ago when I had depression. Not sure what that chicks were seeing, but whatever. I must be more interesting when I'm depressed or something. Of course you couldn't pay me enough to go back to that again.
>>64885607
I guess finding something that serves the same role. For me the gym was stability, something that was not slippery. If I put the work in I got results and I felt better. Unlike every other part of my life which at that time felt like quicksand.
>>64880963
Obviously, especially at that age. It's a HUGE red flag if someone hasn't had a relationship lasting at least a few years when you're that old. Men and women should be asking this, if they haven't then you've got to find out the reason because that's a giant sign of trouble to come.
>>64881202
I dont know why I lold
>>64883792
Maybe you should be less of an idiot then mate.
>>64881117
>anon doesn't know about /r9k/ episode
>>64885808
This is about netflix and chill and how it is portrayed in film and tv. Dick off.
Not that I'm speaking of experience though, I would have no idea what to do with a woman all day long other than fucking. There's so much shit I can do at the pc, how do entertain each other all day especially if you don't have lots of room where people can do their own thing.
I've been on dates, tons of parties but never had a relationship desu.
I find it exhausting that even hookups are just a numbers game with 90%+ rejection rate, sure self-improvement will lower that rate by a few percent but still. I'm still doing self-improvement but I honestly gave up on chasing.
I don't know how some guys have the energy to do it. I got work, school and gym. Then I'm supposed to have a "cool hobby" and troll for booty with the same zealousness as a job hunt?
>>64880963
yea if you are dating in your 30s or 40s.
in your 20s you dont give a fuck you just wanna fuuuuck. sometimes chicks just wanna fuck too but once they hit 28-30 they start to panic if they havent found a dude to settle down with. Cause they know the only guys left are the "players" or "losers" type guys. But yea. Dating in your 30s is weird for most people.
>>64881300
This would only ever come up if you were so incompetent to the point your boss questions your background, asks HR, doesn't believe it and asks them to doublecheck.
I'm a shitty liar, so I actually have to look for and ask my boss for opportunities to boost my responsibilities and projects so that I can talk about it during an interview.
>are you a virgin?
>>64881300
No one's gonna fucking sperg out over embellishment. Straight up lying about working at a place u haven't however...
>be on date
>literally get asked why I don't have a gf
>>64887541
It's a valid question, if you're an adult and don't have a SO you're the weird one. Sometimes it's as simple as "it hasn't been long since we broke up" or "I just haven't found the right girl", but too often it's "I am an unlikable loser".
>>64887754
it's not a valid question at all you sperglord
>>64881355
42, married.
>>64887772
Well... I think that answers the question.
>>64887877
It doesn't. It is just a shitty "lmao I'm so witty" women type of question.
Because in general most women just can't have conversations, they only have interrogations where they want you to justify yourself.
>>64887754
It isn't though. If she's on a date with you, it means she is single as well. But if you ask why the hell she is single she'd probably get offended
>>64888304
>AM I NOT PRETTY ENOUGH? MEN ARE SUCH PIGS!
>>64887188
Stop looking at it so crassly. Love comes naturally.
>>64888602
It really doesn't. Unless you're willing to just go on dates over and over again nothing is going to happen.
While this is /tv, the real life isnt't a movie. You don't run into crazy scenarios with nice women all your life where the both of you just fall in love right away.
>>64888602
RIN IS SHIT
>>64882723
>PREDIT
>inbocks
>intranets
>SMILE
>thanks people for getting on the front page
Its like a parody of reddit fucking christ
>>64888304
>But if you ask why the hell she is single she'd probably get offended
It's fair going both ways, it's not cool for her to loose her cool.
