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'In the book, Hermione wasn't all that attractive.
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'In the book, Hermione wasn't all that attractive. Emma is obviously beautiful though. But she was still the perfect person for the role. Not saying that she was unattractive, she's gorgeous where as book Hermione isn't. But she's still cast correctly despite not matching my description of the character'.

I love every time this comes up an JKR has to bullshit her way through an answer
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*kaff kaff*
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Then why don't you post it on /lit/ you cancerous /r/book buffs
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>that slav could've smashed any hogwarts student
>he goes for the 'ugly one' that he asked to spend the summer with him
What a crock of shit.
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so is she saying that black chick is ugly :^)

get her sjw
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>>64870222

Good point I didn't even remember that shit
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So JKK is saying Hermione was supposed to be an ugly black girl?
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>>64870222
This is an excellent point. Imagine the number one jock in a school going after the ugly nerdy girl. Would never fucking happen. His teammates would give him hell.
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>>64870222

Hermione is Rowling's self-insert.

I thought most people knew this.
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>>64870525
exactly. He's literally the most famous sports star in the world, Hermione becomes more Mary Sue as the series goes on. by the last book she basically carries the other two around
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>>64870363
She's described as white in the books
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>>64870409
Yes it would. Some men are more attractive to intelligence and who can raise their offspring the best, as long as she's not a huge cow or too ugly

I mean, Eleanor Roosevelt was pretty ugly, and yet FDR married her because she was good at helping him
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>>64870222
Iirc she went through some kinda metamorphosis then, wasn't she described from Harry's perspective as basically 10/10 top slut when she came down in that winter dance gown or whatever?
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>>64870525


Who's George's self insert, Tyrion or Sam? I bet he thinks he's as clever as Tyrion IRL which is why it takes him years to write a few chapters worth of dialog for a cunning mastermind.
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>>64870822

We're talking about a top athlete

e.g. Tom Brady

who married the richest model on the planet

figure the rest out yourself
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>>64870147
>Harry Potter

>literature
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>>64870903
>Harry Potter

>Film
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Why are americucks so concerned about a fictional character written by a british woman being played by a black woman? Oh right it's a jewish plot to demonize white men.
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>casting a feral looking, old black woman as a native British school girl

Liberalism is a disease.
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>>64870926
See? You answered your own question
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>>64870822
Did it happen in any of your schools? Because it sure as hell didn't in mine.
Jocks always got the 10/10 slutty girls with no brains
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>>64870898
And?

>durr all jocks are meanies who go after 10/10 models, one of them stole my crush in high school

People are attracted to different women. Maybe the Slav guy just wanted a girl he can depend on? Or a smart girl?
Who the fuck cares anyone, it's just a book
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>>64870926
Because they're low IQ and haven't read actual literature yet
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>>64870922
>Harry Potter

/tv/ unfortunately
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>>64870822
>high school jock going after ugly girl
LOL

>FDR
>Comparing a cripple with jock
DOUBLE LOL
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>>64870926
>jews make retarded casting decision because of muh diversity
>white men ask why
>RACIST FUCKS
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>>64870068
I don't remember Hermione being uggo in the books. Is she backpedaling now?
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>>64870993
Honestly, you all should read the Canterbury Tales, it's really entertaining
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>>64871046
She was described as being nerdy and geeky but never ugly/unattractive
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>>64870993
The irony is that that picture is one of the dumbest things I've seen in 2016
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>>64871046
she was uggo until she fixed her teeth with a spell after a slytherin fucked them up..i think it was in the 3rd book
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>>64871034
>guys a jock stole my crush in high school. They're all big meanies who always get the super models

Most jocks I see are just normal looking people with normal looking girls
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>>64871087
I remember reading a screenshot of people rallying behind the casting of black hermione in the play. I don't really mind or care, but they quoted the books saying Hermione was tan and it was enough to warrant a black Hermione.

Now the whole thing just feels off. It's a trend of turning white characters to non-white characters. In general, I'd rather have an established black character be on the spotlight, than racebending characters.
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>>64871175
The slav is not just a jock, he's the best Quidditch player in the world.
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>>64870993
Yeah, but reading bad books and recognizing bad writing and ideas it's a sign of intelligence.

So bad books have a use.
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>>64870822
Krum was the wizard equivalent of Messi or Lebron, there is no way he would have fallen in love with some ugly 14 year old nerd schoolgirl which he never spoke to.
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>>64871197
She was tan because she came back from spending a fucking summer on holiday in Australia.
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>>64871205
>>64871221

What's your point?
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>>64870868

I would insert myself as the protagonist tbqhfm
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>>64870993
tfw
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>>64871126
I remember the book mentioning her two front teeth were a bit big, but not really to the point where it sounded like she looked hideous with them. The book did not have any problems describing actual ugly characters in it.

I thought her teeth were like pic related. Definitely notable, but not to the point of hideousness.
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>>64870068
isn't the only "ugly" thing about hermoine her hair in the books? i mean unless i'm miss-remembering she basically gave ron his first boner when she straightened it for the tri-wizard ball thing
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>>64871245
I don't remember that. Fucking thank you, anon. God damn, sjws and their boner for black people. It's gotten to the point where it's kinda creepy.
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>>64871323
I wonder if niggers can straighten their hair
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>>64870979
i consider being a shill myself, how much do they pay you?
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>>64871323
Her teeth are also described as being very big, almost buck toothed. I think it's fixed between years in one of the books because her parents are dentist.
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>>64871296

you're right, but i think she was cursed at some point and that made them bigger. i remember something from the book about Hermoine feeling bad for fixing her teeth beyond their original state with magic considering her parents were dentist.
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>>64871323
I remember her hair being too bushy and her two front teeth being a bit big and noticeable.

I wouldn't really say that makes an ugly description. It's just standard teenager flaws, like having a fucking horrible hairstyle, braces/glasses or atrocious fashion sense when we were in high school
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>>64870068

would bang
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Kill yourself pleb
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>>64871431
I'm pretty sure she majiked her teeth and used her parents as a cover.
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>>64871385
they try
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8SOFdoVAlw
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>>64870993
>all those books you were supposed to read in the 9th grade
The average age of a /lit/ poster must be 14
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>>64870776
If there is a passage like that in the book then someone should throw her own words back in her face.
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>>64870222

I think it's more like, he went for the one girl who wasn't fawning over him. Nothing is more desirable to someone who can have anything than the one thing they can't have handed to them.
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>>64870776

The only passage that claims her to be white is one where it says "Hermione appeared, white-faced" which is not an expression solely created for white people.


It is pretty sad that people get so worked up over a black actress being cast in a role of a fictitious character though.
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>>64871629
Review them all then if you've read them by grade 9

We'll wait, /r/books
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>>64871690
I understand I might be being trolled, but what the hell. Let's do this.

Many paedophiles do not understand what it means to be a compassionate, worrying parent and a protector of others. They may never know how it feels to raise a child, to love it, to fear that child being taken away from them unjustly. They do not know the discipline and control needed to educate that child, to teach them right from wrong, to instill a sense of morals and ethics. They will not know the joys of something as simple as a smile, or an A+ on their child's report card, or their child proudly displaying their first car.

Thus, many paedophiles cannot be reasoned with. They know only their selfish, sexual gratification. Instead, revel in the knowledge that what you're reading, is the truth.

To the OP and any person who defends paedophilia, I respect your right to free-speech and the right to argue what you believe are "merits" of said-practice on a forum board.

Know this, however. Were I to meet you on the street and it was conclusive that you were a paedophile who had offended in some manner, shape or form, I would shoot you. I would shoot 50 of you. It's just a fact. I harbour no hatred toward you, just the knowledge that your demise would help create a safer society for our children to explore their innocence and sexuality among themselves.

Know that I am far from a "crazed, lone wacko" in this opinion. Multitudes of rational people would do exactly the same. Live in fear, or seek help. Adapt or perish. Your choice.
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>>64871046
She was described as having frizzy hair and buck teeth. It's just that after the movies people just pictured Emma instead, who was a pretty cute kid.
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>>64871245
She was a mudblood. /pol/ Malfoy wouldn't let us forget
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>>64871695
Its a play which you subhuman potterdrones from /v/eddit and were laughed out of /lit/ won't even watch

Whats the problem honorary shitskin?
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>>64871761
No, it clearly says 'Hermione's white face"
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>>64871267
That you're wrong you fucknugget.
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>>64871831

Even in that context it's a standard literary technique to explain someone looking panicked or afraid.
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>>64871875
Nope
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>>64871875
No.
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>>64871761
>It is pretty sad that people get so worked up over a black actress being cast in a role of a fictitious character though.

>pretends not to see all the other white ppl replaced by nig nogs

Oh yea! it's perfectly ok to replace white people by black people! people shouldn't get so worked over it! you shouldn't get worked over it when you are thrown to the trash white ppl! you certainly aren't a possible victim of racism!
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>>64871916
>>64871907


It's okay, let it out. Cry moar about a black actress. It's hilarious to see how absolutely butthurt you guys get about a black person in a single role.
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>>64871971
Nah.
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>>64870776
No. She does appear white in both every cover illustration (admittedly, the only ones it would be very reasonable to take as canon are the brit ones) and the chapter illustrations (which one would tend to assume ARE canon because they appear in every version).
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>>64871784
Don't even disagree with the VERY basic part of that premise, but yes, you are clearly a "crazed, lone, wacko". Talking big on the internet is different than real life, and if you were willing to do what you say you are willing to do, you are insane. Especially if you are a parent. Murder is murder, nutjob.
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>>64871789
Her hair in the first movie was great. I don't know why they toned that down over the years.
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>>64871783
>given all this time
>nothing at all
Huh

For someone thats read all that by the ninth grade you should have been able to write up something very quickly for each book
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>>64871812
>/pol/ Malfoy wouldn't let us forget
haha fucking malfoy
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>>64871971
>be wrong
>continue to be wrong
>"cry moar lel"
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>>64871761
It just reminds me of all that sjw art of obviously white characters getting drawn as black, fat, or with acne and freckles even when the actual character looks nothing like that.

Why do people feel the need to fuck with pre-existing characters like that? Just create your own.
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She was cast well when she was 11 years old, and she also played the roll well. She became more attractive as the films go on due to her maturing, but she still played it well.

That's all she means.
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>>64871875
I agree with you, anon. Still, other kids weren't really described white as well. The race and skin was only noted when the kids were obviously not white, like the Patil twins.
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>>64870993
>Gilgamesh
>Beowulf
>Good
How you like those shitty parts of Gilgamesh where the same passage is repreated like five fucking times

>hhur dur but it was originally told orally, it's a technique to make it easier for the storyteller to keep the story going without pausing to remember what happens next!
Fuck off retard, how exactly does that make it good writing?
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>>64872073
>Just create your own.
This. That quidditch announcer guy in the books/movie was black and he was great
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>>64871907
>>64871916
You are literally on the same tier as people who can't comprehend that "literally" doesn't always mean "literally". How does it feel to be incapable of recognizing non-literal language?
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>>64871784
is this pasta?
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>>64870068
thats some legit gibberish.
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>>64872165
If you use literally when you don't mean literally then you have shit for brains
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>>64872165
>I just decided that the author didn't actually mean what she wrote :^)
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>>64871789
she gets the buck teeth fixed later on in the series though.
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>>64870222
Maybe he's secretly he's a tortured soul or some shit like that. In my old school lots of guys fell for the bookworm in my class.
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>>64871971
>about a black person in a single role

How do you do that? How are you able to tell ONLY bullshit without a single bit of truth in it?
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whats up with the recent trend of posters shitting on reddit, it's really lame and not funny
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>>64872165

>using literally to mean metaphorically or figuratively

>not using a word wrong

Pick one faggot

Also there is a difference between being white-faced and having a white face
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>>64872323
>>64872326
>>64872635
I had butterflies in my stomach
>Oh my god, someone help those poor butterflies!
She is pulling my leg
>That's bizarre, why would you pull on someone's leg?
When will you drop them a line?
>Why would that character want a line dropped for them?
I can't keep my head above water.
>Someone get a lifeguard!
You should keep an eye out for that.
>Wow, that character can control their eyes independently!
It's raining cats and dogs
>What a strange weather system this universe must have.
You spilled the beans!
>Gosh someone is going to have to clean those up!
Why are you feeling blue?
>Pretty unusual to have a character with synesthesia.
That jacket costs an arm and a leg.
>What a barbaric monetary system this story has!
Go take a chill pill.
>Medical technology is amazing in this world! Break a leg
>What kind of dick is this guy?

>Oh god why can't I stop being so retarded?
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>>64872692
Wew lad
It's time to stop posting, Tim
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>>64872635
>>64872323
https://stancarey.wordpress.com/2011/01/31/literally-centuries-of-non-literal-literally/

>language can NEVER EVER CHANGE WORDS ONLY EVER MEAN ONE THING BECAUSE I SAY SO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>64872822
lol look at this guy demonstrating what a retard I am, I'll tell him to stop posting, that'll do the trick and prove that I am right!
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>>64873108
>he's genuinely angry
>can't tell the difference between an idiom and a description
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JK Rowling drawing of Harry Potter characters from 1999.
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>>64872106

You dont understand anything about classical literature at all do you?
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>>64873153
>can't tell the difference between an idiom and a description
This cannot be real.

/tv/'s baits are too strong.
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>>64873153
>can't tell the difference between an idiom and a description

Says the guy who thinks a passage where a character is described as having a white face, many pages after said character is introduced, when the character has just encountered something frightening, is meant as a description of the character's natural skin tone. Yeah I'm angry, I don't like sharing a board with someone this fucking stupid.
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>>64873159
I wish they'd kept the pointy wizard hat for Dumbledore
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>>64870525

She was, until she got shafted with Luna.
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>>64873262
I understand it's shit writing and you're not going to do a damn thing to indicate otherwise, you're just going to shitpost and imply I just don't get it.
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>>64872002
Look at this stupid faggot.
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>>64873351

Just out of curiosity do you also dismiss the entire works of Aristotle because he believes that slavery is morally justifiable? Your reasoning is exactly the same as someone who does, so I want to know if you do?
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Hermione has that kind of hair where you can jizz in it and she doesn't even notice.
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>>64873446
>writing style is unnecessarily repetitive and this is poor writing
>So do you not read something because someone's morals disagree with yours?
non se·qui·tur
ˌnän ˈsekwədər/
noun
a conclusion or statement that does not logically follow from the previous argument or statement.
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>>64871629
They gave you Gilgamesh to read in 9th grade?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88_eABuckA8
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>>64870525
That's Ginny you spazlord
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>>64873159
So Hermione also had a gap in her teeth on top of buck teeth? She looks like a heroine addict.
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>>64873520

The point is that you judge the entirety of a work on something based on what would be unacceptable to produce by today's standards but not on what was acceptable to produce at the time it was made. The notion that the Epic of Gilgamesh is shit because a few passages were repeated (which was fucking common as shit for writings of that style and of that time period) is as retarded a statement as saying that HP Lovecraft was shit because he named his cat "Nigger Man" in Rats in the Walls.
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Someone should put a leash on Rowling.
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Hermione (and the ancient Egyptians ) was black
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>>64871875
Name one other instance of a book where a black character is described as white-faced
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>>64873703
Shit writing is not any less shit just because people hundreds of years ago were more willing to accept shit. It being a standard of the times does not make it good. If you have to pretend you're a mindless idiot who was barely intelligent enough to read to enjoy the book, it's probably not very good.
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>>64873850
>if they're not white they must be black!
'merica
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Skin colour doesn't really matter all that much in Harry Potter. The characters discriminate based on magic ability and whether you're pure blooded or not, not because of skin colour.

It's still super retarded to change an established character just to appease a bunch of screeching harpies on the internet.

I think Kate Beckinsale would make a better MILF Hermione.
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>>64872099
This desu.

JK is backpedalling now, but she always said when people weren't white, e.g. Dean Thomas, Lee Jordan, the Patils, Cho Chang, Kingsley Shacklebolt etc.
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>>64871221
More like CR7. Closeted homosexual.
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>>64870525
I myself wouldn't mind self-inserting into Herminone.
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>>64870409
>His teammates would give him hell.

Spoke like the kid who didn't have any friends.

If you stand up for yourself no one is going to fuck with you, no matter what. That applies in your faggot high school just as it does in the corporate world.

If they don't like it they can go fuck themselves.

Learn this. Your life will be much easier.
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>>64873855

I dont have to pretend Im a mindless retard to enjoy or understand the value of Gilgamesh or the Illiad or any other ancient epic. I just have to not be so much of an autistic sperg that I can't skim past a five line passage repeated in different parts three times.

Seriously, youre actually trying to argue that a venerated classic of literature is bad because of a facet that is so trivial most people forget it was even a "problem", and that no one should consider it good either. What do you even hope to gain from having such a silly opinion?
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>>64874089
>Seriously, youre actually trying to argue that a venerated classic of literature is bad
>What do you even hope to gain from having such a silly opinion?
Well, unlike you, my opinions are not designed to gain social capital by liking the same things other people like. How can you even live with yourself praising something so bad you have to skip over it because it's so pointless and boring?
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Who gives a shit about Hermionigger and transsexual Harry? It's a story and people can imagine it however they like. It's called headcanon and perfectly acceptable for personal belief.
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>>64874195

>How can you live with being ok at skipping over five lines in a four thousand year old epic poem that is the first great work of literature ever written?

Gee I dont know, it must be because Im seeking other peoples approval for my opinions or whatever other nonsense youre saying.
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>>64870363
>>64870776
>>64871197
>>64871245
>>64871340
>>64871385
>>64871941
>>64871995
>>64872099
>>64873850
Rowling is not claiming Hermione was intended to be black all along. She's saying that her skin colour was never relevant to the story.
How fucking stupid can you get?
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>>64870222
She was a girl who didn't give a shit about her appearance and was considered "normal" in a world were there's magic and you can look however you want.
Model material then.
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>>64874525
I never said she was. Quit quoting half the people in the fucking thread retard.
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>>64870525
/thread
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>>64874525
>describes Dean Thomas, Michael Corner and Angelina Johnson being black
>doesn't do it for the female lead who according to her could be black
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She does it because Harry Potter was easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the seriesüf only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but itüfs certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

a-at least the books are g-g-good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King
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>>64870868
>fat
>old
>cuck
King Robert
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>>64874518
>Can't even understand the obvious implications I laid out apparently
You could have just started out by saying you're an idiot and not wasted my time.

And learn to use an apostrophe you fuck.
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>>64874766
why is this shit always posted on /tv/. I do agree with you but seriously, post that shit on /lit/
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>>64870363
>So JKK is saying Hermione was supposed to be an ugly black girl?
If you read the books Hermione is horse faced until like 3 books later when she magics away her gap toothed overbite (something difficult to understand since both her parents are dentists). Think Gretchen from Recess minus the specs and with shitty, frizzy hair.
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>>64874766

How can such a worthy copypasta be accompanied by such a retarded ranking list?
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>>64870979
Not at fucking high-school age they aren't. Come back when you graduate you fukken fag.
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Hermione is so fucking hot but Emma Watson is just a skank
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>>64872106
>Fuck off retard, how exactly does that make it good writing?
The actual reason Shakespeare wrote his plays in iambic pentameter was so that the retards in his theater company could memorize it better, like the way Schoolhouse Rock teaches the multiplication tables.

It's mnemonic disguised as a literary device.
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>>64875026
So in other words, Shakespeare also made the shitty decision to compromise his writing for other concerns. That's not a convincing argument that it makes for good writing.
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>>64873159
> drawing matches actors appearances and costumes even where it contradicts the novels themselves

Snape had a full on moustache which was never referred to again after the movie was cast, iirc
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I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do
So I'll just write some love to you
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>>64873848
WE
WUZ
WITCHES
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>>64875131
One appears in the chapter illustration for OotP chapter "occlumency" but I don't recall it ever being mentioned in the text.
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>>64875139
good reference.
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>>64874766
>I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated.
I beta tested a visual novel written by a number of writers they got salty as fuck when we brought that up to them. Editors should crack down on authors more.
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>>64875117
>Shakespeare also made the shitty decision to compromise his writing

And yet half a millennium later only you think that was a poor choice.
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>>64875272
Never read OotP, this was in Philosopher's Stone when we first encounter him. Purple, non emo-costume, black Snively Whiplash moustache.
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>>64871761
>The only passage that claims her to be white is one where it says "Hermione appeared, white-faced" which is not an expression solely created for white people.

Sorry, but Black people don't become Caucasian when they're scared and JK Rowling would have never used this line is Hermione was anything by White, not to mention that EVERY representation of Hermione in the entire franchise, has always been of a White girl.
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doesn't black hermoine make sense because she's mudblood?
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>>64875347
Yes and years after Twilight came out many people see absolutely no problem with the writing there either. Did you have an actual point you wanted to make?
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>>64875453
Then according to Hagrid most of the school should look like mulattoes
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>>64875464
> I'll disprove your point with an analogy that replaces academic critical opinion with popularity

You're only embarrassing yourself here.
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>>64870068
Her parents (both) are dentists. You dont fucking get whiter than that.
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>>64875522
>Half a millenium later only you think that was a poor choice
Oh yes, I can see how that is an obvious reference to academic critical opinion.

Even if it was, "popular opinion" doesn't become valid just because the people it is popular with are academics
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>>64874073
Found the fatso who wasnt into competitive sports.
I'm glad your D&D buddies didnt tease you for being a virgin dude.
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>>64874525
Then why doesn't the author say that? If she just said "it doesn't really matter to me if she's black, artistic interperitation and whatnot." that way they wouldn't even have that pale face argument
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Book Hermione>>>>Movie Hermione

I hated that she was fucking perfect in the movie. They took a realistic character with strengths and weaknesses and just made her into this perfect, always right person.
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>>64870822
Krum seemed shallow as fuck judging by his conversation with Harry in the last book. There's no way he would have gone for a nerdy type if she weren't hot which contradicts rowling's statement.
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>>64875844
should make you happy that they've turned her into a middle-aged black prostitute then.
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>>64875943
That was just Rowling forcing another person to say that Ginny is ridiculously good looking.

I don't know why she did that so much. It's like she wanted to make sure that Harry hooked up with the most perfect girl in the universe.
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>>64875577
Could be Indian desu
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>>64870979

It's not consistent with behavior

you know, it's possible for a writer to lose consistency sometimes

the Krum/Hermione thing was really odd given what we knew about Hermione
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>>64870935

And mental disorder.
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>>64876317
No, she goes to the bathroom plenty of times
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>>64874073
>If you stand up for yourself no one is going to fuck with you, no matter what
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>>64876317
Then she should have been married before she started school. Also what >>64876452 said.
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>>64876120
Nah I wanted my nerdy self insert.

>>64876163
Fuck Ginny. Harry could have been banging that hot asian or Luna Lovegood instead of that slag.
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>>64870068
>hermione is considered beautiful in bongland
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>>64870993

I don't think I could have read those books when I was six.
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>>64873446
>slavery
>not morally justifiable
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>>64875844
Not really. Despite the fact she was hot and excellent academically/magically in the movies, she was still a massive autist, an incredibly annoying tryhard and had no other friends (especially girls) besides Harry and Ron. She definitely had flaws.
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>>64870868
It's Sam. I think he even admitted it or said he was most like. Tyrion is probably his favorite but that doesn't mean self-insert.
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Why are Redditors clapping themselves on the back about being so progressive when they wouldn't look twice at that ugly black woman if it meant they could sniff Emma Watsons arsehole for 10 seconds?
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>176 posts for a thread that's not even /tv/
Bravo /v/
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>>64870068
As an ugly person this offends me.
#uglypeoplematter
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JKK and Stephen King have become fucking insufferable as of late.
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>>64870409
You're right, this is totally an unbelievable thing to happen in the Wizard school.
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>>64870993

That said, Rowling's work is superior to Dante's Inferno in every way. Sorry to say so, but it's true.

>I've actually read all these books
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>>64871277

>5th grade prose

Sorry but Tolkien doesn't write any better.
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>>64874944
>thatsthejoke.jpg
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>>64875444

trips

>white-faced
>her white face

That ain't no same thing, nigro.
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>>64874766
>this entire list
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>>64874073
>If you stand up for yourself no one is going to fuck with you, no matter what

Hello B URSELF meme my old friend, I've come to get rused by you again
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>>64871074
It really is.
Damn shame it never got finished.
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If there was ever a colored person in the books, they were described as such.
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>>64875272
>>64875395
there was also a picture of him during that chapter in half blood prince where snape has a goatee.
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>>64874766
>Atlas Shrugged
>god tier

oh /lit/
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>>64870068
That's actually a better answer than pretending that her race was ambiguous all along.
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>>64870827
Which makes sense. They are like 11 at the start and by the end they are 18
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It is canon that Ron is balding, did you guys knew that?
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>>64871761

and in the third book where she appears tanned from a distance

niggers don't tan
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>>64871695
Her fucking gums are black, that shit look straight out of a zombie movie
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>>64873159
I drew better than her when I was in pre-school
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>>64885201
>Art made after the movies had a cast
>Not taking the context of said scene in the book into consideration
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