Which Star Wars merchandise do you own?
none because i am not a manchild
Lando Calrissian's main man, his name is Lobot.
I have a Darth Vader mug my uncle gave me
Just the stuff that was gifted to me.
I own a shit ton because people buy it for me all the time. It fucking sucks. I like Star Wars, but I don't need to hang pictures of Yoda on my wall.
Like, lets say back in the day you loved Harry Potter and bought yourself a magicians wand. That's a subtle way of fondly remembering the experience of the books and the movies, it's a stick for fucks sake. Then somebody find out you have a Harry Potter wand and tells all your friends and family that you're a Harry Potter NUT. YOU LOVE IT. Your next birthday roles around, you get a few gifts, and it's ALL Harry Potter shit.
That's how I feel about Star Wars merch.
>>64748249
I own a ton because I am a manchild.
A [/spoiler]girlgave me Yoda slippers for christmas. Jealous, virgins?
>>64748999
fucking hell why cant I write posts properly
what the fuck is a goy?
its fusilli C-3PO
>>64748999
why'd you delete first post?
for this these trips don't count
a sheev plushie
>>64748999
My wife buys me nerdy shit all the time, so not really.
>>64749052
can he do the spin?
$901+tax
I just went into my manchildren room and counted.
Pic related isn't mine though
>>64749045
Because it wasn't finished and I published it on accident. Now I fucked it up twice and making the same post three times is two too many times
>>64749074
Well, then I assume you're not really a virgin either, are you?
>>64749095
why are they still in the packaging, are you planning on reselling?
They're toys you know, why buy em if youre not gonna play with them
>>64749095
I'll take one of those Taun-tauns
someone post the pic of my she-yoda sex toy
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>>64749095
>underwear sticking out the drawer
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>64749152
>>64749167
It's not my photo
>>64749210
so do you play with your toys?
>>64749201
>she-yoda
she's a person, and her name is yaddle
>>64749095
>fake plant
>dead leaves in pot
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>64749210
I know but I still want one, it looks fluffy.
>>64749220
Sometimes...
Alot
since star wars has been around since way before i was born i got it when i was a kid
>>64749243
wait what
Yaddle is female?
what the fuck?
>>64749401
> What the fuck
Clearly Yaddle the fuck, or did you miss the fleshlight?
>>64749401
>>64749436
that's an asshole... bad news boys... she's a he
a he she with a peeshe
>>64748168
I will buy a Kylo Ren cosplay for the debut of the next movie.
>>64749444
What is this?
>>64749820
hell
>>64749842
and what is its purpose?
>>64750040
My guess is it winds up and then the legs flip which would propel it along while floating in water on its back.
The only thing I ever bought that is star wars related
>>64750166
order 66 checked
Merch is good if you have use for it.
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