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two of the most annoying, ugly cunts in Hollywood
hi misogynist!
>>64745172
Jennifer lawrence looks fine but is a total bitch. Amy schumer is ugly as fuck and also a total bitch.
>Schumer said her nickname was cunt
>is actually Miss Piggy
>>64745172
Lawrence isn't ugly, and she's got a good fucking body.
Miss Piggy on the other hand...
>>64745172
is that photoshopped because she looks like a real life Ms. Piggy
>>64745195
hi cuck!
how's you wife's son?
Amy's getting way fatter.
>>64745172
>lmao mutilated american penises
The paddle boarding isn't working.
>>64745172
Jennifer Lawrence is pretty attractive, and her Fappening pics were good. Amy Schumer is hideous though.
>>64745172
Lol this only triggers men with no girlfriends
Annoying and unfunny yes. But at least Lawrence isn't ugly
this fucking performance though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQRIbzdbjI8
>>64745195
>not allowed to hate certain people depending on their gender
youre the real sexist here
>>64745530
Wanting to be "allowed to hate" anything is the most teenage thing I've ever heard, kylo
lol politics
>>64745513
>But at least Lawrence isn't ugly
lol
>>64745172
It must be a fucking nightmare to come up with a funny presentation for a show like this. I don't blame them.
>>64745172
typical fucking duo
>fat ugly girl hanging out with pretty, slim girl
>fat girl shows a lot more skin, acts like a total slut
>pretty girl won't go out with you if her friend doesn't have a date
fuck these entitled bitches that couldn't make a fire in the wilderness to save their own lives
>>64745576
Fuck shallow scum like you that only judge people based on appearance.
>>64745598
>Judging appearences
>Of people working in an industry that's 100% superficial
lel
>>64745513
i was smiling like i was in the room.
ie feeling super awkward and confused
>>64745598
fuck off back to tumblr, you disgusting cunt
>>64745172
Nice shoop fag
>>64745552
>Policing what people are allowed to say
Hi Tumblr!
>>64745823
Looks like Dillion Harper.
>>64745876
If by Dillion Harper you mean this...
>>64745930
It's the same shit.
>>64745172
>Jennifer Lawrence
>Amy Schumer
>Channing Tatum
>Jai Courtney
Why are literal potatoes so prominent in Hollywood?
>>64745858
You don't even know what "policing" is, you stupid cunt.
>>64745823
I just wanna baste her porky giblets
>>64745172
Jennifer Lawrence is pretty cute though
>tfw Jlaw is getting put on blast for being direspectful to a foreign journalist
>>64746111
Really glad about that backlash. Her arrogance and selfishness is through the roof. She thinks she's untouchable and anything out of her mouth is extremely smart and witty.
>>64746107
people think she is so funny and qurky, but she really is just stupid and annoying.
>>64745858
>calling people Tumblr
Hi leddit!
>>64745172
agreed
>>64745172
the only one missing is Miley Cyrus
>>64746903
Suddenly this meme image seems like actual threat JLaw would tell someone during an interview.
>>64745172
>>64745513
If this writing and chemistry is anything to go on their new movie will be Razzie worthy
>>64745858
this
>>64745172
Jesus Christ what is wrong with Amy Schumer's fucking ugly fat face?
>>64745172
They were telling people to put their phones away during this as well. They can't stand that someone might not want to have the ugly sisters as their focus of attention. Look at me! Looook!
>>64745513
holy fuck the cringe
>>64746111
Why can't she commit mistakes? She's just like us
>>64748684
Except she's done more than once.
http://youtu.be/6RyxP9X-eHo
>>64745172
Is that what coke bloat looks like?
I really really hate Jennifer Lawrence
>>64745172
Fuck you! Jennifer is cool.
>>64749083
Yeah, she really handled the fappening in a cool way.
>>64749083
PR firm pls
Jennifer lawrence has been told she's smart and funny so many times she's started to believe it. Bitch is building a kanye sized ego.
I can at least imagine Schumer not being a huge cunt in real life. Jlaw is so far up her own ass you just know she would be the biggest bitch you ever met
>>64749158
All of JLaw's high school stories are about poor her. I'd love to hear someone else's take on it.
>>64745552
>>64745195
Cates get off 4chan
>>64745513
Wow Amy Schumer got legitimately ugly
>>64745513
Jlaw looks like Ellen 2.0
Going for that middle aged mom crowd
Why the fuck are they so ugly now? Schumer wasn't even that fat before and Lawrence looks like she aged 20 years overnight and became a lesbian.
>>64745172
I'd fuck them both.
>>64745172
>the more successful amy gets the fatter and more defensive she gets about her looks
oh man she is going to implode hard and have some kind of public meltdown isn't she?
>>64750367
nah senpai
botox and plastic surgery until she becomes the new joan rivers
theyve been grooming her for a while now to step up to the plate of the jew who makes mean comments that middle aged women and homosexuals think is interesting
>>64745195
Hi.
How are you doing? How's containing that passive aggressiveness over "stupid girls only like scumbags and not nice guy like me" working out for you?
>>64745476
I'm married with children and I hate that fat kike
>>64745172
Schumer looks fatter than normal, she looks horrendous
Lawrence is a cunt for being a cunt to that reporter
>>64748794
Adams confirmed for sweetie, lawrence for awful cunt.
>>64748794
Who is that fox on the left? I don't remember her from the movie.
>>64745172
>Jennifer Lawrence is an annoying ugly cunt
i wouldnt mind getting a girl from the south like her ;_;
whatever happened to class
>>64752888
Dismissed
>>64752888
>class
i would rather have Italian tits to be honest
>>64745231
JL looks like a boy
>>64745264
she's weird looking and has a weird body
you can post that ugly nerd going "2/10 would not bang" all you want but it's true
>>64746301
>calling tumblr better than reddit
hi livejournal
>JLaw
>ugly
Nice meme.
>>64752985
>this is a boy
do you live in Sweden?
>>64745172
I can understand Amy, but Jenifer is legit gorgeous, OP. Go fuck yourself.
>>64745172
jezus christ, how horrifying
>>64749138
Pretty much this
Cucks need to stop praising woman like that
They are turning into massive cunts. I use to really like Lawrence too. She's just been going downhill quickly when she started opening her mouth, and thinking she actually had a voice.
We literally have photographic evidence that JLaw is a legit 8/10 from head to toe.
holy fuck schumer what are you doing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRe2Rs7LomY
>>64753038
>that is what she wore to the golden globes
>that's how her hair looked at the golden globes
hurr durr
>>64749676
What do you mean "got ugly"
She was never good looking.
Can Hollywood just get nuked already?
QUICK SOMEONE POST THE PICS OF SCHUMER FROM YEARS AGO WHEN SHE WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY GOODLOOKING
>>64753183
>posts 1 picture of how she looks in 1 night
>this makes her a boy
is this autism?
>>64753178
These roasts are painfully unfunny.
>>64745598
Are you retarded? I mean really, are you?
These bitches work in hollywood. Their job, just like every other person trying to make it on the big screen, is to be judged based on appearances and talent.
These people, among every other actor, are put on the screen for the common viewers to look upon and judge how much they like the people on TV. If someone isn't liked, then the jews never put them on screen again and they fade away for not being good enough.
Our judgements on actors and actresses is what decides whether they have a career or not. So If I see some fat miss piggy-looking bitch standing next to a 'miley cyrus look-a-like' cunt on tv, I'm allowed to think and say whatever I want about them. And if Jlaws feelings get hurt and decides to cry about it on some obscure interview, then she can choose to buy a house somewhere and never leave if she doesnt want people talking about her again.
TL;DR You're an idiot white-knight neckbeard who wants to humanize people who are literally put on a pedestal and treated as such.
>>64753038
She's built like a linebacker.
>>64753274
That's retarded. She's a cunt but she's hot as fuck.
What the fuck is a linebacker anyway? I don't know the rules of American Football.
>>64753274
t. manlet
>>64745513
>this fucking performance though
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQRIbzdbjI8
This was actually funny.
It was better than ricky gervais hamhanded attempts at being edgy, anyways.
>>64753274
>linebacker
id like to "blitz" her if you know what i mean
>>64745172
>twist Joy into being a comedy so she could get an award
KEK
>>64745172
Would totally rail Schumer, but make sure to never ever tell anyone.
Would publicly date JLaw. My ex looked like her and had a similar body too :(.
>people on 4chan calling Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence ugly
fucking lol
>>64753187
Ya those pictures don't exist.
>>64753305
>hot as fuck
>broad shoulders
>granny face
>no hips
>no ass
>orangutan tits
You've got shit taste.
>>64753315
>implying
>>64753013
her face might look weird but it's by no means ugly. It's still attractive. And she has a fucking great body.
>>64753219
She didn't look as bad as this when she was on Delocated. She still wasn't hot at all though.
>>64753377
I was talking about Jen.
reminder that jlaw is FINISHED
>>64753405
We know. You like women with manly features.
OINK OINK FAT FACE POINTY ASS CHIN
>>64745172
>that double chin on the left
there is zero chance there's no pig DNA spliced into schumer
also jlaw may be a delusional feminist cunt but she's definitely fuckable, if you don't think so after that slut's fappening pics idk what to tell you
>>64745195
hi plebbit!
>>64753274
Are you blind, I mean JLaw is not as hot as media prmotes her, she's probably a 6 or 7, but she's far from having a "linebacker" body.
>>64751877
Amy Adams is top tier waifu man. Her husband was lucky he got in on that when she was in her twenties. She still looks amazing at 41.
>>64753435
If Jlaw looks like a man in your country, you must live with feminised dudes.
My current crush is Daisy and Emily Blunt.
>>64753483
If I wouldn't know anything about her and saw her for the first time I'd think she's a trap.
>>64753483
>I mean JLaw is not as hot as media prmotes her,
She is. Haven't you seen her nudes?
>>64753539
her nudes arent that hot
>>64746195
I'm dying
>>64753435
You're one of those /jp/fags who only likes moon-faced, yellow women aren't you?
Jennifer Lawrence isn't even hot. She's very bland in the face. Legs are too short to be hot.
Even with her nudes I didn't find her hot. Sure I'd bang her but she's pretty average.
>>64753576
No. I just like my women to look feminine.
>>64753435
>manly features.
You probably too autist to even recognize a woman, her only "manlly feature" is her waist is a bit wide, but other than that she doesn't have "manly" features
The only thing about Jlaw that isn't attractive is her puffy swollen face. She has a nice body
>>64753668
>>64753621
You guys are 100% homosexual.
>>64753621
>>64753668
She has wide shoulders and long torso for such short legs. Those are manly features.
>>64753245
>comments that in that particular picture relevant to the thread that she looks like a boy
>j-law internet PR defense force posts old picture not relevant to the thread
is this aspergers?
>>64753711
We get it, m8. You're intimidated by a woman who's 5'11 in heels.
>>64753576
spotted the aging tumblerina
>>64753711
Exactly. Her torso is too long and her legs are too short. It fucks her whole body. Not to mention the bland puffy face.
>>64745172
Jesus Christ, she's literally the human incarnation of Miss Piggy, both in looks and personality. Jim Henson must have grown her in a test tube before he died.
>>64753711
How tall are you?
>>64745513
> that one girl in the audience who is probably their friend or really big fan
> has a really distinct laugh and always force out that laugh loudly everytime jlaw and amy say something and mask out other noise
> make the whole thing more awkward since it seem like there is only one person laughing.
>>64753711
>wide shoulders
>long torso
It's not her fault you have the torso of a 8yo girl, freak, she has a normal body for a female, a real man would have a wider torso
>>64753937
180cm
I don't really hate these two women like most of you here seem to, but that little presentation bit was just terribly unfunny.
I actually like Schumer's comedy, but this whole "friendship" just seems so contrived. Even if you don't think Schumer is funny, she knows what funny is, she's been doing comedy for a long time. Jennifer Lawrence is just not funny. I wish I could hear the comics from the cellar trash her for this painful attempt at *le quirky* female humor.
>>64745172
every time i see that bitch i'm reminded of this
>>64754007
>Amy knows what's funny
DUDE SEX AND DRINKING LMAO
Her comedy lost to the fucking Martian
>>64746111
>on blast
You some kind of nigger? This isnt worldstar
>>64748794
>her desperately trying to be funny and quirky
>haha im akward and said a swear word get it
I've never hated an actor as much as her
>>64754021
The Girl in the Radiator was a qt tho, Schumer was only partially cute before she blew up into a whale to hop on the feminism shame train of popularity since she isn't actually funny.
>>64745598
Fat people are disgusting and it says a lot about their work ethic and personality that they allow themselves to get that fat and hideous.
>>64748794
Amy Adams is love. Amy Adams is life.
>>64745513
if its not funny why is the crowd laughing
>>64748184
That it's ugly and fat.
Shes looking at Lawrence like she was a red bucket of fried chicken
>>64745264
>tiny beady eyes
>fat cheeks
Clear sign she used to be fat
>>64754090
Yeah her stand up material obviously appeals to the lowest common denominator, but if you ever listen to her radio appearances she can actually be pretty funny off the cuff and has some pretty funny stories to tell.
Some of the sketches from her show are alright, and she hired Kurt Metzger as a writer for her show who's like the opposite of those socially conscious comedians you all hate. She definitely knows funny shit, regardless of whether you think her last 2 stand up specials were funny or not. Personally I don't enjoy a lot of her material, but I think she's a good stand up and she certainly knows how to write jokes for a particular audience.
>>64745823
bring me solo
Why was Amy actually sort of hot when she made the Ryan Dunn joke and now she looks like a literal pig?
>>64754447
She's a cunt that got fat for popularity. Her career was going no where so she decided to balloon the fuck up that way anyone who said they hated her would get called a fat shamer by her newly found feminist/progressive liberal fanbase.
She wasn't fat 4 years ago, nor was she even remotely popular.
>>64754445
So?
>>64753329
She's pretty hot overall but I really don't like her face.
>>64754768
If you have no regard for facial aesthetics then yeah, I guess you could say she's "pretty"
David Duchovny should dick some sense into them.
>>64745172
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEIR FAAAAAAACES
Well Dolph Ziggler thought she was fuck able enough to date her
jlaw has a hot body but something about her face is really weird.
desu they both have a 'miss piggy' look about them.
>>64754590
>wasn't remotely popular 4 years ago
If you knew anything about the stand up comedy scene you would realize how retarded of a statement this is. The peak of a comedians stand up career is always like 2 years before they actually become relentlessly pushed into the mainstream. Louis CK was at his stand up peak in like 2008, Bill Burr was like 2011, and Amy was becoming the most popular comic in the stand up scene like 2 or 3 years ago. Now that she's a gigantic mainstream act her comedy has definitely suffered.
I'm not trying to upset you or anything, you obviously have a lot of hatred for this relatively harmless female comedian for reasons I can't begin to understand. But saying that Amy Schumer wasn't remotely popular 4 years ago is about the dumbest thing I've ever seen someone take the time to type out and post to 4chan.
>>64755485
I din't know who Amy is until I started lurking /tv/ 1 year ago.
>>64755485
In comparison to how popular she is now, she wasn't, and even then she was only popular because she was cute. Then Shlesinger came along and she needed a new gimmick so she got fat.
Stop acting like you know what you're talking about.
>>64755596
>she was cute
When was that?
>>64755539
Well you probably don't follow stand up comedy very closely then friend. I don't know what to tell you. The fact is she was becoming the most popular club comic in the country in like 2012-2013. Massive popularity in the New York comedy scene is very different from the type of popularity that gets you a television show, movie deal and awards show presentation gigs.
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/tv/ why don't you like them?
They're just like us!
>>64755702
kek is schumer an AYY LMAO?
>>64755627
When she was actually skinny people called her cute until Ilisa Shlesinger or whatever her name is came along.
>>64755686
Doing Caroline's 3 nights a week doesn't make you the most sought after club comic in the country. She had a taste of popularity because of her looks, and she lost that so she found a new gimmick like I said.
She wasn't ever funny. She hung around funny comedians in the east coast scene, but she herself isn't.
Why is this allowed
>>64745172
Holy fuck Amy Schumer has gotten so fat
She used to be fuckable
>>64755796
>When she was actually skinny people called her cute
Proofs?
pics or it didn't happen
>>64755867
She's not cute in that pic.
>>64755596
Like I said there's a difference between massive success in the New York stand up scene and massive success in mainstream media. I would imagine that I know a bit more than you about the subject, I live in NYC and am working towards a career in comedy.
Also, Iliza Shlesinger doesn't draw audiences anywhere close to the ones that Amy Schumer was drawing in New York and LA 3 years ago. Amy moved to LA from NYC like 3 or 4 years ago, when she was at the peak of her popularity in the stand up scene. That's why you're seeing so much of her lately, and clearly getting very upset about it. She's a huge mainstream success now, and yes I agree her comedy has suffered because of it.
>>64746111
What is the story on that?
>>64745172
Am I the only one who liked the bikini pic the most from her leaks?
I'm a virgin though so its a lot more easier to masturbate to clothed women
>>64745172
FAT CABBAGE PATCH DOLL COME TO LIFE
LIKE A CABBAGE PATCH BLOW UP FUCK DOLL
>you're reading this in Gilbert Gottfried's voice
>>64755891
>I live in NYC and am working towards a career in comedy.
I'm a waiter
FTFY
>>64755891
>working towards a career in comedy
>She's a huge mainstream success now
I sense great future for you.
>>64755817
This is a 10/10 hot funny female comedian in the US
What happened
>>64756068
Thanks Obama
>>64755796
Being a regular headliner at Caroline's, The Comedy Cellar, and the Village on Thursday Friday and Saturday nights for a period of about a year certainly does make you the most sought after club comic in the country. And we can argue about whether or not she was ever funny, but back then if you saw her on stage you can bet she wasn't talking about being a chubby feminist. She used to pretty brutally attack blacks, jews, muslims, retards, etc.
>>64756005
We all gotta start somewhere :^)
Can I ask what it is you do for a living, character?
>>64755906
Nah. It adds a little mystery to it. Much rather see a woman in a skimpy fucking bikini than spread eagle with her axe wound wide open.
>>64755886
I didn't say I thought she was cute, I said people did. The post above yours literally called her fuckable. My point stands.
>>64755891
Good for you, I live out west and have several friends who are standups. Ilisa doesn't pull crowds because between her and Amy the 'cute girl shtick' doesn't hold up for years and years, and like Amy she isn't funny.
I'm not upset, I'm saying that Amy Schumer, now or then, isn't/wasn't funny. Jane Curtin is funny. Gilda Radner was funny. Joan Rivers was funny. Amy isn't, never was, and likely never will be based on her hopping between popularity trains instead of getting some non-"muh vagina, muh sex" material going.
>>64756111
>being hot shit in a few popular NYC clubs makes you wanted throughout the country
Thinking a bit highly of your east coast comedy scene dude. No one out here gave a shit.
Also, good luck with the career if you're unique. There's not nearly enough of that these days.
>>64756060
Thanks! fingers crossed XDD
>>64745513
so is that portly guy on the left going full Simply Sara?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9PqefBGdxc
>>64756129
I agree, Jane Curtin and Joan Rivers are some of the funniest stand ups to ever do it. Not even for women, just stand ups period. Gilda was a sketch comic, still very funny but an entirely different animal.
I think you are basing your opinion of Amy on her specials, her roast appearances or that lackluster movie she put out earlier in the year. She was and still is a monster on stage, but she used to be unabashedly brutal in her act, trashing just about every ethnicity and marginalized group there is. She was funny, and I'm sure she still is, it just isn't reflected in her recent material, especially within the context of a 4chan crowd.
>>64756197
Thanks man, I try to be unique, if you're ever in NY come out to the Creek and the Cave or Gotham, lot of really funny up and comers doing stuff at places like those.
>>64756739
>She was and still is a monster
no arguments here
>>64756739
> I try to be unique
and that's why you're not
>>64756739
Amy may be funny, but she's no Sam Hyde.
>>64757374
it's time to stop posting Sam
>>64745513
>"please turn your phone off"
>that other interview where she tells the interviewer to get off his phone
>Jlaw making hating phones her new thing since everyone has seen her butthole because of them
>>64757464
Go cry on tumblr, cuck.
>>64757117
I sort of get what you mean here, but unfortunately for most people it's just not possible to be funny without putting some effort into your own originality.
Sure, there are comics who will never care about who or what they're compared to, don't give a shit about being original, and are still brilliantly funny. Those comics are like idiot-savants, basically retards who will always be funny without ever trying to be, a lot of the time not even fully grasping the reason people find them funny.
For most people who try to understand comedy and attempt to write in a specific voice, you have to sometimes focus on if a bit is truly original or not, or if there's a way you can put a spin on a certain topic that hasn't necessarily been presented before.
But on a more serious note, I should probably kill myself because I'm a faggot who thinks anyone actually gives a shit about the trite self-righteous horseshit I post on an anonymous anime imageboard about stand up comedy.
>>64757699
>thinks Sam Hyde is the pinnacle of comedy
>cry
>tumblr
>cuck
Sounds about right
>>64757855
you're a flake
you should kill yourself
>>64757895
Your ass is really sore, eh cuck?
>>64757855
Hey dude check this cutting edge standup out, maybe you can take some pointers from it to help you in your career.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l1awGRnSHw
>>64745513
>Lawrence
Why did she go full dyke?
>>64757855
you should kill youself for being a nycucker. everyone knows real comedy is from chicago
>>64758054
sam hyde's standup is shit desu. should stick to his 'quirky' editing style. anyone who disagrees is from reddit
>>64757983
I was hoping you'd say that
>>64757985
Yeah I am kind of annoyed to be honest I get sick of "internet humor" like saying someones butt is hurt or ass is sore or booty blasted. I just don't think it's funny personally. Also this cuck meme is really catching on do you think it'll be the next big thing?
>>64758276
JIDF out in force I see.
>>64758290
Bet it makes you even more annoyed that Sam Hyde is reaching a bigger audience than you ever will.
>>64745172
add Hathaway and you're golden, no pun intended.
>>64758290
>butthurt
>humor
its an insult you retard. theres nothing funny about it. admitting you are annoyed by it is admitting you are in fact butthurt
>cuck meme
>just starting to catch on
how fucking new are you
>>64758297
sup reddit
liking your stay here?
>>64758054
YEah this is the good stuff. There really aren't enough post-ironic chubby nerds making fun of liberals and feminists these days. A topic that's ripe for satire, truly.
>>64758195
Go jump in a green river you cuck faggot
>>64758366
Speaking of reddit, you need to go back there as soon as possible.
>>64745172
Amy Schumer reminds me of the fat jealous friend who secretly hates JL and goads her on to saying stupid things.
>>64758424
why so upset, reddit?
>>64758414
>There really aren't enough post-ironic chubby nerds making fun of liberals and feminists these days. A topic that's ripe for satire, truly.
He's mocking the establishment. That's the foundation of most successful standup comedy.
>>64758457
Actually I'm just fine, my reddit-browsing friend.
>>64758414
But making fun of Donald Trump is SO BRAVE AND PROGRESSIVE, clearly.
Jennifer Lawrence needs to disappear. She’s the epitome of white privilege in Hollywood. Tearing the guy apart because he’s struggling with English meanwhile she’s holding an award from the Hollywood FOREIGN Press.
>>64758332
If Sam Hyde got any more exposure he'd have a public access talk show
>>64758357
shut the fuck up already you cuck faggot retard nigger. If i ever saw you on the street i would fucking fuck your fuck and then RAPE RAPE RAPE your mouth and anus and fuck your fucking cuck little sister in her smooth pubescent cunt. You fucking cuck faggot nigger retard.
>>64758414
>Shoe now on the other foot
>WAHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP MAKING FUN OF US
Cry more faget
>>64758414
>chicagoan calls you a cuck
>best insult you can come up with is "cuck faggot"
wow you sure proved new york has superior comedy with that witty banter
you know what? I'd fuck the shit outta jlaw
as for amyhows her foot game?
>>64758536
nice man. who's gonna have the last word in this reddit contest of ours?
>>64758604
mde has a show on adult swim now cuck.
>>64758604
>shut the fuck up already you cuck faggot retard nigger. If i ever saw you on the street i would fucking fuck your fuck and then RAPE RAPE RAPE your mouth and anus and fuck your fucking cuck little sister in her smooth pubescent cunt. You fucking cuck faggot nigger retard.
is this supposed to be satire?
if swearing nonsensically is your big "unique" twist then you really suck dick at comedy. "i would fucking fuck your fuck" is teenager tier commentary
>>64758491
Except among people that actually do that for a living, what he's doing is not remotely shocking or subversive. Making fun of fat acceptance and liberal pussies is about as safe and easy as it gets. The idea is to actually make fun of rape, niggers, retards, faggots without using any of those words and without offending anybody.
>>64745172
Remember when literally hundreds of pictures of Jennifer Lawrence's ass, cunt, and tits were released to the public? What a WHORE
>>64758629
>witty banter
>more regurgitated 4chan phrases
If I wanted to know what a Chicagoan thought about comedy, I'd simply ask a successful comedian based out of Chicago.
that's not a joke
>>64758662
>MDE
>Adult Swim
Who? What is this you're talking about? I'm not familiar with either of those terms.
But really, I'm happy for Sam getting a show, that's actually a huge deal, I think he'd be a lot funnier if he was a little more self-aware though
>>64745513
>>64758629
Isn't cuck faggot a better insult than cuck though? I mean like in a mathematical sense?
>>64753324
>>64745513
cmon that face she makes after "they should be models" was funny
>>64752711
>Kentucky
>South
It's just the poorer side of the Midwest. She isn't a southern belle, she's a flyover.
>>64752888
The Golden Globes have always been a meme. I don't know why guys like Christian Bale, who hate that shit, go. I almost wish Tommy Lee Jones went so the two could team up when TLJ explodes on the buffoonery and they go Harris & Klebold.
>>64755820
holy shit how did she get so fat?
get on the fucking treadmill amy
>>64753510
top-tier sweatfus
>>64745513
CAN'T DO IT. CAN'T.
You made the mistake of not posting Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, OP.
Agree 100%
Jennifer Lawrence is obnoxious and really unattractive.
>>64755702
never understood the gervais hate on /tv/. He kind of gets the 4chan way of telling a brutally honest yet funny joke.
He really pokes fun at the hollywood superficial
and brings on the heat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3JQf-WTLo8
>>64760625
>never understood the gervais hate on /tv/.
Atheism meme. That is literally the only reason.
>>64760625
He's ok. But on /tv/ people generally hate things that are popular so Gervais popularity means that people feel that they have to hate him, so they choose to complain about his atheism.
>>64760665
uh.
There are literally only a handful of persons who have the talent, balls and fame to be asked to host this type of high profile event just to shit on everyone in this age of political correctness.
Every other award hosts are Hollywood nice in a fake way. Neil P Harris for example.
And gervais is just there giving them shit and being hilarious.
>>64745172
Amy Schumer is ugly but Jennifer Lawrence isn't. But Jennifer Lawrence has a terrible personality though.
>>64753389
>she has a fucking great body
Where does this meme come from? She ranges from curveless skinny fat to cellulite fridge mode.
![64587-blond-m_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YPqGcIr.jpg "64587-blond-m_1[1].jpg")
God, when most women get fatter they can usually hold it together in the face department, but her face is literally getting fatter at the same rate. She's actually full fledged pic related.
>>64749138
So she's every woman ever?
>>64761015
It comes from the dozens of nudes of her online, you raging homo.
>>64761015
kill yourself
>>64755820
HOLY FUCK. What a shame, she's actually cute as fuck
>>64755820
that actually made me crack a chub
but you could see she was just about ready to get fat
>>64752956
This gif is pissing me off.
>>64753972
>yuro length
>under 6 foot
Cucklet detected
>>64761015
>the most unflattering pic of her you could find
>shes still hot in it
>>64763675
stop trolling
>>64762439
after you you sub human tub of lard
>>64762418
Just because she's an attention whore doesn't mean she's physically attractive
>>64754590
so she is like the millenial equivalent of Rosie o'donnell then
No. JLaw might be a bitch. She might be. But she is NOWHERE NEAR that cunt Amy Schumer, that fuckface is the epitome of disgusting. She is so full of herself she became far.
>>64751600
That's disgusting.
>>64749625
>blaming the victims of triggers
>>64745172
Basically i wish the media could stop sucking their dicks for 2 seconds
>>64745172
Weird. This was the one time that I found Jennifer Lawrence attractive.
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