>all roads are wet
>Wilhelm scream
>dreams within a dream
shakey cam
Comic relief during serious scenes
>>64732937
This
Lens flare added in as a special effect
Jumping to the void. One of the newest memest.
CGI muzzle flash
Same tire screech noise in every flick
Inception noiseblack people
Knocking people out and their fine in the next shot
>see
>sound effect
OP, I'm sorry.
>>64735555
quads speak the truth
Joss Whedon
>>64731585
DUDU DUDU DUDU GOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNGGGG
>explaining everything
>being afraid of plotholes so using a safe script
>using guns to solve shit
>quirky characters
>>64731585
I like wet roads.
>Wilhelm scream
instantly takes me out of the movie.
>>64735579
>the year of our zord 2016
>he can't see sound
kek
>>64731585
rain at a funeral
quick pan, zoom to follow action
>shooting the electronic lock to unlock the door
>digital filters
>>64736276
>using guns to solve shit
This is annoying when it DOESNT happen.
Every action, thriller or horror movie has a "oh just fucking shoot them" or "just buy a gun already" moment.
Cuts and excessive closeups. let me look at a goddamn scene for a while goddammit you pieces of shit.
>>64732937
Not that the Bourne Legacy was good to begin with, but it became completely unwatchable during the chase/fight scenes because of shaky cam. I couldn't tell what the fuck was going on.
>>64736460
You probably thought Mad Max and TFA were the best movies of the year
>blue/orange color grading
>color grading as an effect rather than correction
>real camera effects on cgi shots that would be impossible to film (eg dust on the lens effect)
>more than 2 corporate logos before a film
>3D
I'm sick of all movies desu. It's not worth it when it leads to the over-entitlement of celebrities and the brainwashing of a society.
>>64731585
Meta
>It's bad but it's ok, it's META. It's post-***
>>64736452
Man of Steel is a modern moving painting
Snyder is really the new Da Vinci
>>64735555
>Same tire screech noise in every flick
even worse when they're not even accelerating fast, doesn't matter how casual they take off.
Also, if no one mentioned it already. Shitty deep bass gun shots.
>>64732937
>shakey cam
https://youtu.be/82RTzi5Vt7w
Thank Spielberg.
>>64736716
Lol, the fucking tire squealing noise, it's awful. It's in parking garage scenes a lot.
>>64731585
Digital blood.
>>64731585 (OP)
Digital boobs.
>>64736637
>new Da Vinci
more like the new Da fuck
>>64731585
>wet roads
that's mostly for night shoots as it requires less light. And the reflections are more appealing.
>>64735487
Especially anamorphic lens flare on a movie shot with a spherical lens.
>>64736407
This is the most disgusting thing, especially when combined with tons of CGI.
>>64737033
Also, auto focusing when zooming in (i mean the CGI type of auto focusing). What do people try to achieve with this shit?
>>64731585
>knock someone out, they wake up without brain damage
>hang up phone without saying goodbye when the end of the conversation was not in any way obvious
>"I know s/he's alive... I can feel it!"
>quicksand
>"enhance image" turns pixellated dogshit into clear shot of a clue
>"Humans only use 10% of their brains."
>"S/he's right behind me, isn't s/he?"
>all women wear makeup at all times, and are young and wrinkle-free, while men have a variety of facial features and human-looking skin with natural flaws
>all birds of prey make the same screech
>"Awk-waaarrd."
>"S/he gives me the feels." (said to indicate sexual attraction rather than melancholy/angst)
>something is about to detonate
>alarm goes off to increase tension
>it's the same alarm on my iphone
>movie/show set in ancient times
>not a single person with yellow/bad teeth.
>cocking the gun twice
>>64737986
>movie/show set in ancient times
>all the women have currently trendy hair
>>64731585
>Filmed in Toronto
>made to be set in NYC
>can see the street-car rails
>>64736550
>more than 2 corporate logos before a film
Yes. Too many washed up actors starting production companies. Now everyone has got one and they stick their logos before every movie even when they had only the slightest involvement.
Reminds me of another pet peeve. Youtubers who put some title sequence before all their videos. Doing a 30 second dildo review but stick a 15 second intro before it "Street Smarts Reviews"
>>64737986
Watch Ravenous, pretty boy actors and they all have yellow grimy teeth.
I'm actually at the point where if I hear a Wilhelm, I walk out and demand my money back without even giving a reason.
Why won't this sound editor faggot meme die?
>>64731585
>dreams within a dream
Name ONE movie where this happens
>>64737833
>"S/he gives me the feels."
They say this in movies now?
>>64737833
>muh unrealistic beauty standards, shitlord!
Jesus fucking Christ, Bowie is DEAD and all you can talk about is the lack of ugly hags in cinema?
It would be easier for me to list the things I like to see in movies.
>>64740952
watch Ravenous anyway, good movie
>>64741158
i saw it on The Muppets. it's on network TV
>female character says Josh Groban gives her the feels
>Mexican shrimp says "me too"
>everyone looks at him funny
>he affirms that he is sexually attracted to Josh Groban
>>64741297
that post was made before the sticky dude, try somewhere else.
it breaks immersion when you can tell every single actress is wearing a full face of makeup no matter the situation.
>>64741046
Inception. Duh.
>>64731585
>all roads are wet
I don't get it
Door creaks.
There are only a couple they seem to use.
females desu
>things your sick of seeing in movies
>jump to scene 5/6ths way though story where protagonist is in trouble
>"hey, I bet you're wondering how I got here"
>explains how fucked he is
>"but let's go back to where it all started"
>*record scratch*
>"x years ago" written over black background
>screen fades into introductory scene for protagonist in formative years
just kill me
>>64741789
name one post where this is described as happening
>>64731585
>Things your sick of seeing in movies
Movies.
>>64741812
Goodfellas?
>>64732937
>shakey cam
this wont get annoying within moments of the film starting, lets make whole films like this!
B.....r.....i LL.........ia nt....
>HUGE UNREALISTIC CG EXPLOSION
>Sound cuts out
>Shitty one-liner
Fuck Marvel for ruining action movies
>If you kill him, you'll become exactly like him!
I feel like the ONLY series this made sense in was Star Wars, since losing your shit and killing your opponent out of rage and hatred is a surefire way to fall to the dark side, but in literally every other setting, this is fucking retarded.
If killing the big bad evil emperor could solve all your fucking problems, kill the shitlord. You're completely justified.
CGI
>>64732937
>Two guys fighting on screen
>Can't see shit
>looks like the floor was lined with marbles and the cameraman has to film it like this
>At this point the two actors could just be windmilling at each other making farting noises
Also
>Strobelight in a dark room
>>64741881
oh goodfellas is a post now is it? a post in this thread?
>>64741927
Bigot
>>64742023
Consume a phallus.
>light thump on the back of the head
>guaranteed knockout
>>64742018
name one chair with your chinese character
>>64742044
Homophobic bigot. You should try consuming a phallus yourself, really.
>>64731585
>everything becomes surreal suddenly
>>64731585
sick of seeing women portrayed as weak and needing a man to save them.
Almost all gun noises. I'm not even some /k/fag but even I can realise how ridiculous they sound in almost every movie.
Now that I think about it, pretty much all stock sounds they use in movies. They've been using the same fucking sounds forever.
>door opening
>creaky door opening slowly
>door slam
>children playing
>tire screech
>all animal sounds
>gunshots
>clickity-clack sounds that guns apparently make from being pointed at someone
>old school kung fu flick punch sounds
They're all the same in 9/10 movies. It's lazy as shit. They should just destroy all of Hollywood's sound archives and start over.
>>64736576
>>64742189
>homophobic
Nice projection. Run along, little troll.
>>64742204
>character discovers secret
>slow dolly zoom
People banging on vehicles to tell the driver to go. Who the fuck does this in real life? Is it supposed look cool? It's a little hard to specifically search for, but it happens way too often in movies.
>>64742438
People banging on vehicles to tell the driver to go.
i always thought this was a military thing because of the loud engines eg helicopter .
>character picks up phone
>"Yeah."
>"Uh huh."
>"Alright."
>hangs up
>>64742438
It's like some weird thing leftover from back when people traveled by horse. I have no idea why filmmakers seem to think it's something people do.
>>64732937
also having a ton of fast cuts during an action scene to the point where you can barely tell what is happening
this is an extreme example but it basically covers what i'm talking about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNlmRId2FVQ
>>64742340
But Anon, it's like pottery. Don't you appreciate true art?
>>64742534
>also having a ton of fast cuts during an action scene to the point where you can barely tell what is happening
That describes all of the new transformers
>>64738084
>and English accents
I wouldn't say sick of it but it would be nice if people made new sound effects
I still hear sound effects that were used in the original doom game in many tv shows and films today. Doors always seem to have the same opening sound. I played a fantasy game called neverwinter nights in the early 2000s and the amount of modern things that have sounds found in that game is crazy
>>64736536
Legacy looks like it was filmed on a fucking dolly compared to Ultimatum.
Bar scenes where MC acts all depressed and gets some wise words.
>>64742438
People do this in real life, though
I have always wanted to know why no one EVER puts on the park brake when they park the car (emergency brake for retarded burgerclaps).
>>64742534
There are contrarian memers on /tv/ who call Quantum of Solace an "underrated" or "good" film. They should be fucking shot.
>>64742711
jesus christ
even The Living Daylights was better than this shit.
>>64742679
>he doesn't abuse the emergency brake to drift across the blue mountains and purple valleys of this proud land
>>64742340
Are you me? I've been saying this since I was 10. 33 now.
>>64742711
It was better than Spectre is every way faggot
>explosion on the screen
>high pitched noise is the only sound for the next 10 seconds
>>64734647
Yeah, I fucking hated that shit in Empire Strikes Back.
>>64731585
blackwashing
>>64737833
>knock someone out, they wake up without brain damage
this is the most aggravating thing not only because it's unrealistic but because it's such a cheap way to whitewash characters or keep the movie pg
