>it's a floki hates athelstan episode
>it's an athelstan dies in a reallly contrived way and i ponder dropping the show meme
Floki is the reason I dropped Vikings. That obnoxious gaylord is the worst in his dumb attempts to ruin RagnarXAthelbro
heh not anymore
christfag BTFO
>>64705437
>>64705446
>>64705453
can't wait for athelstan's son to absolutely destroy all those pagans
Why are they turning a fan favorite into a completely unrepentant cunt
Could Gustaf Skarsgård pull off the Joker?
>>64705582
because he's gonna side with the two antagonists this season
>>64705390
>fells trees
>dresses timbers
>builds fucking BOATS with his bare hands
>slim-to-medium-build
Can someone explain this?
Remember that time the introduced a mysterious and vaguely asian looking dude who took up significant chunks of screen time just so they could kill off Siggy and never mention it again
>>64705706
yeah they had to write off the actress since she didn't want to be in the show anymore
and that dude was supposed to be odin
King Ecbert is the most based character in the show, prove me wrong.
>>64705789
He's the only character even near Ragnar's level.
>>64705706
he's in next season i think
>>64705674
IRL vikings were mostly dyel manlets. Living on shitty rocks and pillaging isn't exactly the best way to build muscles
>>64705610
I wish they get him to play Bullseye in Daredevil.
>>64705390
>it's a Vikings tries to imitate Game of Thrones season
>>64706014
Even Meryn Trant is in the show, oh, and he's a pedophile in Vikings aswell.
>>64705453
>ragnar still obsesses over athelstan after death
>floki still friendzoned
will Athelstan reappear as a force ghost?
>>64706685
Yes actually.
>>64706014
bad pousay
>>64705610
He would be great, but DC can't into good casting.
>Muhammad Ben Al-Afflick as Batguy
>Anorexic Israeli Model as Wonder Gal
>>64706084
MERYN
>>64707248
FUCKING
>>64705446
Next season is going to revolve around Ragnar torturing his ass and then finally killing him before going to fuck with Rollo and then tripping into a snake pit.
>>64707285
BANE?
>>64707348
Floki won't die, he'll side with Fairhair and his brother before discovering Iceland
>IT'S ALWAYS APPLESTAND
>>64707662
oh fuck that's how he pronounces it too
>>64707680
Who was Apple Stan?
>>64706084
i swear she was of apropriate age your grace
>>64708286
>You'll never be a royal guard who slew the greatest swordsman who ever lived all while filling lolis to the brim with cum.
Why wasn't he the hero of /tv/?
Crossover with the last kingdom when?
>>64705953
>absolutely zero citation
Right, I'm sure fighting and winning against multiple tribes and armies across Europe for centuries has NOTHING to do with being well built or muscular.
>>64705789
True. He's a sick cunt like Ragnar
>>64706014
>not realizing GoT is just the feudal/tribal politics of Middle Ages Europe with dragons, zombies and giants.
At least you can look up the events loosely depicted in Vikings and learn something about history...all you're going to get from GoT is fatter and nerdier.
>>64705390
Who /acts like this in real life/ here?
>mfw I get pissed when someone's talking about Christ near me
>literally walk up to them and stare at them in silence
>make it visible that I'm upset
>mfw they get scared of me
You better cower you fucking normalslimes
>>64708705
Vikings being manlets is a well-known fact, literally any google link will support this
>historical records show that the average Viking man was about 170 cm (5’7”) tall which was not especially tall for the time. Blond hair was seen as ideal in the Viking culture, and many Nordic men bleached their hair with a special soap.
>>64705390
>It's a Floki and Rollo plot against Ragnar episode
I honestly don't get those two niggas, Ragnar made them the successes they are.
>>64708893
floki is nuts and would most likely post on /pol/ if he lived right now
rollo wants to go his own way and become the fucking duke of normandy
>>64705789
>cuckdaddy, cuckin' on his son.
>world's only hot tub
>dragging England kicking and screaming into unity
Based Ecbert
>>64706014
>It's a Vikings surpasses GOT season
>>64708954
>its a they're both shit compared to The Last Kingdom episode
>>64708893
Rollo is better than Rags.
>>64705789
>betraying Ragnar for no reason
retarded writers are retarded
>>64708944
>BADASS crown
>follows ancient roman war tactic instead of meme rushing his opponents
>scheming backstabber
>>64709053
pagans get out REEEE
anybody got that vocaroo of the guy impersonating floki and ragnar talking about how floki is a c uck?
>It's a Lagertha would chew up Daenerys and spit her out for breakfast episode
yo lagertha is a legit a 10/10 when in her viking attire i wanna lick her nostrils tbqh
It's a Ragnar gave up this prime peice of pussy for an ayy lmao who cheats on him anyway episode
>>64709108
>it's a Lagertha will never sleep with you but you see an outline of her child bearing hips in her tight dress so you fap anyway episode.
>>64709108
>emilia clarke
>crap actress
>boring teenager with 3 nukes
>>64709108
She'd be great if she wasn't such a cuck
>oh you found yourself fresh princess pussy? Thats okay, I'll raise our son alone
>>64709172
and gives birth to mutants
>>64708893
>Ragnar forgives Rollo for being a cunt and killing their friends who most of them probably grew up with.
>Betrays him again.
Rollo is a cuck.
>>64709172
desu ragnar slept with nympho queen of mercia before aslaug got stranger dicked
>>64709172
god damn it's fucking perfection
>>64709172
I never got this. She's fucking gorgeous
>>64709249
Ivar the Boneless is going to FUCK SHIT UP this season and he doesn't even have legs
>It's a everyone literally got cucked episode.
>>64708876
Being short =/= weak and unmuscular
>>64705390
What is that hairstyle called?
>>64709172
Is this chick in it a lot? I'm gonna start this shit if she is. Also is she just a typical mary sue type or is it realistic?
>>64709172
Her new boyfriend and that cuck are such terrible characters. Her plot since s1 is mostly boring
>>64709321
Floki got cucked by the old gods.
>>64708876
And you still didn't provide an actual citation.
>>64709338
she's a meme strong woman fighting in shieldwalls against men
>>64709330
receding hairline / baldness
>>64709338
one of the main characters. She does a lot of fighting, kinda realistic
That scene where they chop the princesses ear off in the market square on Vikings > Every season past S2 off GOT.
>it's a French princess falls for Rollo's manly charms episode
Next season will be B A S E D
>>64709330
Balding deathlock.
A couple of faggots in the Misfits had that hairstyle.
>>64709338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GChi6MVAe6Q
>>64709388
shieldmaidens aren't realistic, the only account of them we have are from muslims literally 1k year ago, even then they were considered weird
>>64709396
Ecbert getting her spared was ... retarded. I don't know why writer fell so in love with that character, she really does not add much as character
>its a porunn scene
>its a auslaug scene
>its a shiggy diggy scene
>its a seer scene
>>64709338
>>64709384
she mainly just keeps her power because ragnar likes having her around though, she's really just the token woman.
So here's the cucked list.
Ragnar=Cucked (literally)
Rollo=Cucked
Lagertha=Cucked (literally)
King Ecbert= Uncuckable
Aethelwulf The King of being cucked=Cucked (Literally)
Floki=Cucked (literally)
Applestand= The king of cuck onto others as they cuck onto you.
>>64709421
holy fuck this is going to be gold, Rollo is gonna love her ayy
>>64709483
sweet princess pussy bro
>>64709499
>it's a HELGA SCENE
>It's a Bjorn lets his hot peice of ass get horribly deformed trying to play soldiers in a real battle episode
>>64709338
she's in it a lot in the first season. she's still a main character but doesn't appear as much in later seasons.
it's realistic. she's a shieldmaiden, she can fight on par with men but she doesn't solo 1v5 or anything like that.
>>64709172
She's the one STRONG WOMYN that I not only stomach but want more of. She's like some crazy hot milf warrior queen.
>>64709536
lmao athelstan could have banged bjorn's mom if he wanted
>mfw alfred the great will absolutely destroy ragnar's sons
>>64709572
worst subplot ever.
>>64709536
son of king horik. Or is he applestand?
>>64708766
>in the bible belt
>billy joe and his friend wearing a confederate flag belt buckle shootin the shit about Jesus
>you approach them in your fedora and ill-fitting trenchcoat
>attempt to stare them down all whilst making autistic throat/mouth noises
>get beaten half to death and dragged into a muddy bayou
>excruciatingly painful fedora tip
>>64709172
It was for political reasons. He still wants to smash Lagertha all day every day but she told him to fuck off so he accepted domestic life with alien princess
>>64709621
>reminder that horlk's son cucked Rollo and fucked the best milf
>>64709536
When does floki get cucked? I don't remember that
>>64709636
This made me smile.
Deo Vindice
>>64709682
Welp it looks like except for Apple Stan, every single Major character and looks like minor character has actually got cucked.
>>64709172
she couldn't bear him anymore children and the prophecy said he will have many children.
>>64709621
I liked it.
It proves how women love to act like they're "strong independent warriors" but when the shit actually goes down they get #rekt
>>64705446
motherfucker had the thickest plot armor out of anyone besides ragnar's pussy brother, based floki was just leveling the field
>>64709572
She's still kinda hot with the scar, I don't understand her angst. Bjorn is still super in love with her but she's won't stop feeling sorry for herself long enough to notice.
>>64709499
>hating the seer
Does anyone sort of wish floki and ragnar stayed bros?
One of the greatest broships ever tbqhf. would love to see them conquer all together
Series seem to fuck with broships too much and make it more complicated than it needs to be
Floki is a bitch. Hopefully he gets offed. Only reason to watch this is for Lagertha now. Also was Siggy's death scene a joke? Or did they just run out of budget?
>>64709712
even ragnar cucked his own brother in a deleted scene
>>64709299
really, how big of a timeskip is there going to be?
>>64709620
Aethelstan's seed is pure as fuck, if they had sex laegatha would've been instantly converted and baptized, and Ragnar would become pregnant
>>64709848
enough for ragnar to die and see aged up ivar and sigurt
>>64709446
>Muslims
>thousand years ago
>Muslim
Holy shit, you're stupid
>It's a BDSM episode
floki was the most based of characters in early seasons then he just made a 360 degree turn to >muh gawds and become an insufferable faggot
>>64709841
The actress wanted off the show and they had to scramble to write her a death scene that would make sense in the show.
>>64709895
J U S T
>>64709844
What exactly is the context here? This looks even more uncomfortable and pointless than the deleted nympho princess/Lagertha fanservice kiss.
>>64709952
>It's a 38 year old woman on a tv show looks hotter than most A-List Hollywood actresses episode
>>64709896
>who is al-ghazal
>>64709952
It's right after he opens the gates to Paris, basically saying "fuck you, I won"
>>64709844
Slut princess a best
>>64709989
When they're partying down after killing nympho's shitty brother, she walks over to Lagertha and says something about how Lagertha interests and attracts her, plants one on here, and then Lagertha walks away without another word.
>>64709990
>most
Yeah, name 1 actress hotter than this, without maymays
>>64709990
She's like Nat Dormer's hotter normal looking older sister
>>64709388
>>64709591
We don't have any examples in the non-legendary sagas of women fighting. Hervor Agantysdóttir and Hervor Heiðreksdóttir from Hervarar saga ok Heiðreks were legendary female warriors, but that's about all I can think of as far as women fighting in battles go.
>>64710128
Like scarjo if scarjo weren't ugly
>>64709990
I like her pits
>>64710128
That picture does her hips shame.
>>64709895
aww, i thought he was held prisoner by the romans or something
>>64710209
well ragnar will become jealous of his sons being badass and will launch a small aid on northumbria, will get defeated and thrown into Aella's snake pit.
>>64709913
they never once gave her anything to do, so it's a wonder they even kept her around for 2 1/2 seasons
>>64710006
>we want Eva Green but can't afford her
>i got you senpai
>>64710006
benegesseritforehead.jpgit'smy fetish
>>64710355
Actress who plays slut princess is much closer to Jaimie Alexander and is perfect at literally looking crazy for cock so I'd say they did alright.
>>64709682
And shes dead and so is Horick while Rollos fucking a princess
>>64710125
>lagertha will never dump kalf's shitty ass off and sail up to england to bang kwenthrith all day every day and father ragnar's kid better than he would have anyway
>>64710006
>tfw she will never look down at your pathetic dick and pity fuck you anyway
why live?
>>64710480
i've always wondered why the childrens of empererors are called princes / princess instead of a rank above
>>64710531
>swn poison you and rub herself while you squirm, completely erect and agonizing then piss on your empty carcass
JDIMSA
>>64710550
>King of West Francia
>"Emperor"
????
>>64710950
Charles the bald is called emperor in the show though
Lagertha > Kwenthrith > Judith >Athelstan> Pre rekt Porrunn > French bdsmfu > Siggy > Siggy's dead daughter > Haelga > French princess > ayy lmao
>>64711046
>aslaug bottom of the list
>gisla bottom of the list
>siggy bottom of the list
>>64709825
>One of the greatest broships ever
>not Ragnar and Applestand
0/10
>>64711046
Pretty definitive list. I would be Siggy's daughter over Siggy though.
>>64710128
Blade 3 era Biel
Too bad pregnancy ruined her
>>64711046
>not listing Ragnar's dead daughter
>>64711483
>>64711483
This isn't that kind of thread, anon.
Did she do anal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IARD01_FEq0
>>64708876
"Dying hair with special soap"
Was bleaching it so that they didn't get lice whilst being indoors with their livestock during the harsh winter months.
The average height of a man isn't far off of that now; well, a caucasian man. Not much has changed. But if you're going to make a warbang, you're going to take the tallest well built rugby team looking motherfuckers.
>Loyal
>Pious
>Chill
>Rational
Why did they have to make Aethelwulf into a turbocuck?
>>64712128
WHOSE CHILD IS IT???
>>64712128
This, even the name was fucking nice, but it ruined it for me that he gets ultra cucked by his own father and a priest
Vicuckings?
>>64711648
yeah
>>64705390
>It's a finnish actors episode
http://www.designntrend.com/articles/49961/20150505/vikings-season-4-to-introduce-three-new-characters-actors-who-are-playing-them-spoilers.htm
Dropped season 4.
>>64712522
>floki and helga in the back
<harald fairhair
BASED
>>64705610
Definitely
>>64712550
>>64710125
>>64712128
because every male christian in this show has to have a big negative trait.
He was my favourite character in last season. Good guy
>>64709499
>>64711046
>Porrunn
REEEEEEEEEE.
>>64711648
Siggy the whore
>>64709446
>shieldmaidens aren't realistic
Search for skjaldmö you dumb cunt, they are depicted in a bunch of sagas from the scandinavian mythology
>>64712929
>sagas
>realistic
xD
Shieldmaidens exists, but the show glorifies them too much.
>>64712984
Literal Vikings fanfic tier lmao
>>64713057
this desu
>>64712662
>that lagertha curve
Kwenthrith will never know true satisfaction
>>64712662
>bisexual turboslut
