ask me anything
>>64704073
How often do you clean up the colostomy bag filth from off the floor/seats?
>>64704073
Crab legs, falcons, new shower policy etc..
what movie should i pirate?
What are you doing with your life?
How often do you put your Reddit robot doll up your pimpled fat ass?
Do you get satisfaction out of tossing /r9k/birds out of the theatre? I know I would
>>64704073
What is the weirdest thing you've found after cleaning up a theatre between showings?
What is the most money you've found doing so?
Can you check this 3
>>64704073
do you think /tv/ thinks you're more of a degenerate or less of a degenerate than how people would view you on other boards?
>>64704191
found a foreign exchange student with a purse full of 50's and i took out like 3 and gave it back when she rushed back to the screen mid clean up
>>64704177
yeah especially when they throw a bitch fit about it
>>64704149
im in pretty good shape and attractive so they put me on box office pretty often
>>64704107
never
>>64704242
Oooh, so close.
>>64704073
You like working there?
Do they serve alcohol?
>>64704284
>throw a bitch fit about it
Got any particularly juicy stories?
>>64704362
i like working there because im 19 and get free posters and shit (might put up the hateful 8 poster in a sec)
yeah we serve alchohol and theres alot of fights n shit that we have to split up. One time a guy was so drunk that when we closed up, we found him in the morning laying passed out inbetween the seats. he was easily like 50+ so we assumed he was dead.
>>64704191
forgot to answer the first one, i found alot of weed during straight outta compton and always found condoms and shit in cup holders lol
>>64704426
during spectre mid screen an entire row of africans were noisy as fuck and i had to get some back up to kick em out. we argued for a good 20 mins+ and they refused to leave. they walked back and sat down a few times and eventually we had to pause the screen until they left and refund a shit ton of tickets. funny as fuck though.
i got better stories but im not sure what you meant by r9k birds.
>>64704284
>and i took out like 3
go fuck yourself you fucking faggot
>>64704578
by /r9k/birds I mean people who browse /r9k/ and believe all their memes seriously, especially if they have a neckbeard or a fucked up face
Do you lick the cum off the floor in the back row of the theater when cleaning?
>>64706112
no but i lick it off your moms face
