What a terrible, Reddit tier barrage of one-liners.
I had problems with the editing and blocking, but the script was just unforgivable.
I'm gonna have to science the shit out of this.
>>64703798
>>64703695
I'm gonna have to reddit the shit out of this.
Chastain was hot at least
REDDIT THIS REDDIT THAT EVERYTHING I HATE IS REDDIT.
You use those word so much it's lost all meaning.
>>64703798
I fucking LOVE science! Finally an intellectually stimulating movie!
Is this board capable of criticism without the word Reddit? What does that even mean? Fuck you, idiots.
>In before someone replies Reddit to this post
>>64704128
Whats the point when you're just going to ignore it and complain about something else anyways?
>>64704128
Go back to Reddit.
>DUDE I ONLY HAVE PROVISIONS/AIR/WATER/POWER FOR 30 DAYS
>TIME TO SCIENCE THIS SHIT UP! *end promotional*
>JUST KIDDING, THERE'S ENOUGH THANKSGIVING FOOD HERE FOR LIKE 3 YEARS
>JUST KIDDING THERE'S AN INFINITE MAGIC OXYGENATOR MACHINE
>JUST KIDDING THERE'S A INFINITE AMOUNT OF POWER WITH THIS PLUTONIUM DEVICE THAT I FOUND HERE, HEH
>JUST KIDDING I CAN SWEAT THESE FUEL CELLS AND CREATE WATER
>DUUUDE HALF THE MOVIE IS GROWING SHIT POTATOES THAT I DONT EVEN EAT BECAUSE THEY FREEZE MIDWAY BUT IT DOESNT MATTER BECAUSE THERES FOOD HERE FOR LIKE 1200 DAYS LOL
>DUDE NASA JUST SENDS A DROP SHIP OF SUPPLIES, I CAN LITERALLY SURVIVE HERE FOREVER
>DUDE DUCT TAPE SOLVES AIR DEPRESSURIZATION IN SPACE LMAO
>DUDE I CAN CUT OPEN MY SUIT AND FLY AROUND LIKE IRON MAN WITHOUT SUFFOCATING/FREEZING INSTANTLY IN SPACE
>DUDE I CAN INSTANT MESSAGE WITH NASA USING THIS OBSOLETE ROVER BRO, EVEN THOUGH THAT TECHNOLOGY SHOULD ALREADY BE INCORPORATED IN THE FUCKING BASE THEY SET UP, BUT THEY JUST FORGOT BECAUSE REASONS DUDE LOL
>DISCO SUCKS HAHA, FART JOKES
>NO CHARACTER OR EMOTIONAL DEVELOPMENT, BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A FAMILY, DUDE, LMAO
This was literally the worst movie I have ever seen.
You guys can clown that Interstellar was worse, but at least it was somewhat original and had some emotional content.
The Martian was meme fucking garbage.
>>64705734
agreed
I really need to stop seeing movies just because they have a 90%+ RT score
Lets go cowboy
>>64705734
>FREEZING INSTANTLY IN SPACE
That's not how it works dude, read up
>>64705734
This is a post I agree with.
>>64704028
fuck off already you fucking tourist
>It's a reddit likes a movie so I better hate it like if my life depend it on it thread
This pretty much sums up its stupidity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRQlji3bCZI
>>64703695
I guess the movie was Reddited a little too much, but you can't deny the book was pretty good.
>>64704128
Heeellooooo Reddit!
>>64705734
>>DUDE I CAN CUT OPEN MY SUIT AND FLY AROUND LIKE IRON MAN WITHOUT SUFFOCATING/FREEZING INSTANTLY IN SPACE
That's not how physics and biology works anon. His skin would be sucked up against the puncture and seal it shut. So yeah the Iron Man shit was still retarded.
I agree with the rest of your rant too, especially the character development. I was also wondering why they didn't have his parents or friends back on Earth trying to talk to him, it was like his crewmates adopted him as a child or something.
>>64704128
literally reddit the post.
>>64703695
Holy shit, look at the bottom left.
Could they have at least tried to frame the plants out of the shot?
>>64705734
amen
>>64706323
Jesus, you're right. What the fuck.
>>64706323
>>64706546
It was a lazy money-grab because MUH SPACE, even though Mars is a dead planet 1/3 the size of Earth and we have absolutely no goddamn purpose being there
>>64703695
Is that Jakku?
>>64703695
>Reddit tier
They need to wordfilter this to something else. The garbage kids are getting out of control with this shit.
>>64705990
no its true but at this point we're all in the joke
>>64706260
>I was also wondering why they didn't have his parents or friends back on Earth trying to talk to him, it was like his crewmates adopted him as a child or something.
This is probably the only real criticism in this thread, I guess. Matt Damon's character had no real reason to get off the planet
This is what bothering me the most:
http://www.universetoday.com/120353/what-makes-mars-sunsets-different-from-earths/
>On Earth, blue light from the Sun is scattered by air molecules and spreads around the sky to create a blue canopy. Mars has less the 1% of Earth’s atmosphere, so we only notice the blue when looking through the greatest thickness of the Martian air (and dust) around the time of sunset and sunrise.
I got pissed off because they could have a really good, interesting shot and teach us something about the planet that the huge mass doesn't know about it, isn't that the point of a sci-fi? Pretty shots and teaching stuff?
>>64703695
>I want to complain about something that is relatively well liked
>Need to act like I'm not just an edgy contrarian
>Complain about "editing" with no reason
>Complain about "blocking" with no support
>Complain about "the script" just cuz
Mission Accomplished! You've said nothing but said enough key words that it vaguely sounded like you knew what you were talking about!
Confirmed for totally-not-reddit
>>64706966
>isn't that the point of a sci-fi? Pretty shots and teaching stuff?
It is not.
>>64703695
>>64703798
I hate the reddit meme and avoid it all the time. But when I saw the film I genuinely thought of reddit.
>>64705734
>The HAB is a closed system. Just like the ISS, it has an oxygenator, water reclaimer, and is powered by solar.
>He had food for over 60 days, for 6 people.
I get if you want to complain about the science, but these are retarded complaints. You're clearly too retarded to pay attention to a 2-hr movie, much less make a valid criticism of it. Try harder faggot
>>64706966
>isn't that the point of a sci-fi? Pretty shots and teaching stuff?
nope, thats what cosmos 2: black science man edition is for
>>64707403
cool post
>>64707703
Too bad not a single shot there was pretty
>>64703695
I'm gonna have to nevermind the shit out of this
>If its new, its reddit
>If it has some humor in it, its reddit
>If its not contrarian, its reddit
You guys force shit as much as reddit does.
You guys act like reddit more than you like to admit.
>>64707932
The proper use of reddit would be oversimplification. It fits here.
>>64707972
So...
>If its mainstream, its reddit
I tip mi fedora at you kind sir.
I read the OP without looking at the pic amd assumed this was about TFA because you could use the same criticisms
I think modern blockbusters just suck
>>64704128
Get back to Reddit faggot.
>>64708230
>from Reddit
>tells others to get back to Reddit
Whew
lol sup reddit so I just blew myself up trying to make water
le science rofl! xD
>>64708288
Redditor detected.
>>64708421
You would know, wouldn't you Reddit senpai?
>>64708462
Never browsed it before in my life, Captain Redditor.
>>64704128
Found the Redditor!
>>64704128
upboad to you, gentlesir
>>64706260
>His skin would be sucked up against the puncture and seal it shut.
Would it? The pressure difference isn't great enough.
>>64707656
Cool, now excuse the other 12 things I just pointed out, without being a rude bitch
>>64708482
Whatever you say General Reddit
Can somebody explain why mat daemon was angry when they told him that the crew wasn't told he was still alive?
What did it matter?
>>64707403
>colbert reaction gif
hello reddit
>>64706323
LIFE ON MARS CONFIRMED
>>64705734
>>64708634
OK.
>JUST KIDDING, THERE'S ENOUGH THANKSGIVING FOOD HERE FOR LIKE 3 YEARS
There's Potatoes. He grows them.
>>JUST KIDDING THERE'S A INFINITE AMOUNT OF POWER WITH THIS PLUTONIUM DEVICE THAT I FOUND HERE, HEH
He uses the plutonium device to heat the Rover so he didn't have to waste the Rover's power on heating. He has to stop every day to allow the rover to charge using power cells.
>JUST KIDDING I CAN SWEAT THESE FUEL CELLS AND CREATE WATER
Uses hydrogen cells to create water. Completely scientifically valid.
>DUDE NASA JUST SENDS A DROP SHIP OF SUPPLIES, I CAN LITERALLY SURVIVE HERE FOREVER
No they didn't. Crashed on earth ascent.
>DUDE DUCT TAPE SOLVES AIR DEPRESSURIZATION IN SPACE LMAO
Almost like it's tape created for ducts or something.
>DUDE I CAN CUT OPEN MY SUIT AND FLY AROUND LIKE IRON MAN WITHOUT SUFFOCATING/FREEZING INSTANTLY IN SPACE
Space suits are designed to continuously release air into the suit atmosphere in the case of a breach. Would have had over an hour with a breach that size.
>DUDE I CAN INSTANT MESSAGE WITH NASA USING THIS OBSOLETE ROVER BRO, EVEN THOUGH THAT TECHNOLOGY SHOULD ALREADY BE INCORPORATED IN THE FUCKING BASE THEY SET UP, BUT THEY JUST FORGOT BECAUSE REASONS DUDE LOL
The communication antenna is what impaled his suit. The Rover was able to connect to it's "obsolete" counterpart on earth.
>NO CHARACTER OR EMOTIONAL DEVELOPMENT, BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A FAMILY, DUDE, LMAO
Almost like it's more ideal to send unencumbered people on years long space journeys. THEY DIDN'T DO THE SAME HACKNEYED TROPE IVE SEEN IN EVERY OTHER MOVIE SHIT SUKS LMAOFO
Fucking retard. Don't be retarded and I wont be a rude bitch
>>64703695
bottom left, plant on Mars bravo nolan
>>64707932
>If it has some humor in it, its reddit
>I'm gonna science the shit out of it!
>Fuck you Neil Armstrong!
>I'm gonna call it pirate ninja!
That is reddit humor, plain and simple.
>>64704028
Go away
>>64709882
NOU
>>64709707
It's engineering porn humor. Whether or not fucking redditors like it isn't a valid criticism. Lots of people liked it. It was pretty well received across the board. /tv/ is just edgy contrarian faggots that desperately try to stress how different and better they are, anonymously.
>>64709707
Exactly. You get it.
>>64706025
The clips in this video made me realize just how many one-liners there are.
Seriously, every other line of Damon's is a fucking punchline. They might as well have added a ba dum tss after everything he said.
>>64708513
Nice try Redditor.
>>64704128
>*tips subreddit*
>>64710711
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>>64703695
You incoherent cancerous faggots are destroying /tv/.
>>64709707
>reddit reddit reddit reddit!
>IF I CALL EVERYTHING REDDIT, MAYBE 4CHAN WILL BECOME REDDIT? i CANT WAIT!
>>64711904
sup reddit
not liking The Martian is Reddit
>>64712311
Haha, expertly trolled good sir :^)
Have an upvote
