fat pink mast
DUDE AMERICAN TOLKIEN LMAO
He's an awful writer. He's great at world building and setting up characters, but when it comes to any kind of plot or dialogue he's fucking awful.
>>64692226
>>64692201
And he missed yet another deadline. The series WILL be left unfinished when this fat fuck dies and I can't wait for it.
>her cunt became the world
DORNE IS WHITE!
Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.
I'm reading DWD now (I already know all the spoilers, don't bother). How did he manage to make Tyrion the most boring character?
>>64693592
behind dany you mean?
>>64693592
Dany is by far the worst, but yeah Tyrion is also completely insufferable in his first few chapters
>where do whores go
>pukes
>where do whores go
>shits himself
>where do whores go
>someone pls kill me
>where do whores go
>>64692226
His dialogue's great senpai.
>>64692226
this is unironic /tv/ contrarianism at its worst
grrm is nowhere even close to being awful at writing
fuck off faggot, try harder next time
>reading something that will never be finished
why bother?
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>>64693563
Truly profound lĂterature right there
>>64694020
Hello Reddit!