guys what do you carry to the movie theater for protection?
I carry a sig p239
>>64682400
Falcon.
>>64682400
what does the FBI think about Sicario?
>>64682400
>>64682400
MIB please go.
>>64682400
checked
>>64682400
wow so edgy
Got my trusty ol' Glock 19. Jack of all trades, master of none though.
I carry this otherwise I'd be shooting fuckers dead.
I have pepper sprayed niggers with this
What if you shot at the screen during a loud action scene
Then there would be a bunch of holes in the screen and your actions would be concealed
>>64683487
>theres no handle
How the fuck do you hold that without it slipping?
It's like holding onto a hammer by the crowbar bit.
>>64682420
I trained my falcon to get me Mike and Ikes during the slow parts of the movie
>allowed to carry pistols
>not allowed to carry swords
>>64683759
You can trip and slice somebodys back open, guns however don't go off unless they're actually used.
>>64683119
>Legally carrying a firearm for self defense after at least one highly publicized mass shooting that specifically took place in a movie theater because guns weren't allowed inside is now edgy.
And I thought the 'everyone on /tv/ is a cuck' meme was just a joke and not based on facts.
>>64683977
>one
probably still believe theres monsters under your bed like a big fag
fag
![1379105210121[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fekIv88.jpg "1379105210121[1].jpg")
>>64684284
Thats not cool man, my wife's son was killed by a monster under his bed. He happened to be a big fag too.
>>64684284
Why do trolls suck nowadays? They always go way too far right away and make it far too obvious that they're just trolling after just one or two responses.
>>64682400
>>64683977
I carry a Ruger LCP in .380.
Not that it's any of your business.
BTW, OP, Just how fat are you to conceal that Sig Sauer?
My Canadian citizenship.
>>64683759
Swords are scahwy!!!
45mm on or around me at all times
>>64686574
>45mm
I'm loving this new meme. I do hope it lasts.
>>64683119
>Flustered by conceal carry
>>64683759
Where the fuck do you live that you can't carry a sword?
Bulletproof vest.
3 Mk 2 fragmentation grenades.
2 M84 stun grenades.
X26 Taser.
An UZI SMG with 2 spare 25 round magazines.
And an fully automatic AK-47 in a guitar case with 2 spare 30 round magazines.
>>64686499
i dont have to conceal anymore
>>64682400
Is there anything more autistic and Reddit than EDC threads?
>>64686574
10mm on or around me at all times
Delta Elite
>>64682400
I have a big penis so I don't need a gun to make me feel like a man
>>64682400
a 4chan pass
>>64686708
Build wall North Mexico
>>64686727
b8 m8
>>64682400
Smith & Wesson M&P15 rifle and a Remington 870. Possibly even a TEC-9.
>>64686724
I'm sure /b/ has some contenders.
>>64686727
So explain the gun deaths in the african american community?
>that one fag with conceal carry permit who thinks he's helping during a dangerous situation to shoot in a dimly lit theater
collateral damage is a foreign concept to 2As
>>64686574
This. If you aren't ready for a tank ambush, you aren't ready, period.
>>64682400
I carry a single-shot Derringer so I can assassinate the loudmouth fuckheads seated in front of me
>>64682400
Friends that are small and weak enough for me to use as a human shield.
>>64683730
>I trained my falcon to get me Mike and Ikes during the slow parts of the movie
>>64682400
Carrying guns or knives is for literal faggots.
My Ninjitsu and Muay Thai would disarm you in milliseconds and have you begging for mercy.
>>64686822
>Thinks that having concealed carry's in theater would somehow result in more casualties than if the shooter had zero opposition
>Content to be a victim
>>64683328
tony pls go
>>64686980
>Ninjitsu
That's a Lego IP.
>>64683679
You hold it by the trigger
Yes this is a bad idea
>>64687043
You're thinking of Spinjitsu
A laser pointer capable of causing permanent blindness very quickly.
>>64687118
I think he combined Ninjago with Spinjitsu.
Fuck me, Lego is unimaginative.
>>64686985
>he fell for the "the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun" meme
an armed society is just a way for the rich to make the poors kill each other. why do you think you never hear of rich people getting shot? or the police shooting rich people? or why you're not allowed to bring guns into government buildings?
>>64687267
Lol.
>>64687267
>making the poors kill each other
>somehow this is a problem
>>64687267
>why do you think you never hear of rich people getting shot?
What is home invasion and muggings?
Never once in my life have I seen/heard of someone ever using a fire arm in self defense.
t.New Yorker. Anyone wanna enlighten me?
>>64682400
I carry psychic powers. Now, every time I go to the movies and someone intends to shoot it up, I just make them go over to the theater playing the latest Disney or Dreamworks film and force them to blow their own brains out right in front of the kiddies.
>>64682400
Man your country sucks.
>>64683487
What are you, a woman?
>>64682400
I bring myself. That tends to keep people away.
>>64687559
www.politico.com/magazine/story/2015/02/defensive-gun-ownership-gary-kleck-response-115082
Link to this article and consider yourself enlightened, anon.
