> Pledge $25,000
> 5 backers All gone!
> EXPERIMENT 25K: YOU'RE THE GOD. *YOU’RE* THE GOD!
> This is it: the end of the road. No mortal man (or woman) should have this much power, but for one or two generous patrons, we'll name you an EXECUTIVE PRODUCER for the ENTIRE NEW SEASON*.
> As soon as the campaign ends, Joel will CALL TO THANK YOU and tell you a little bit more about what we have planned. Next summer, you'll bring a guest and fly out to Los Angeles to visit the set**, where you'll sit in your own PERSONALIZED DIRECTOR'S CHAIR while you watch us shoot an episode. We'll list you as an EXECUTIVE PRODUCER in the EPISODE CREDITS all season long, on IMDB and on the OFFICIAL POSTER that everyone gets. Plus, you'll get a VIP SET TOUR, lunch with the cast, and more high-powered executive perks.
> We'll even throw in four VIP PREMIERE TICKETS for Los Angeles or NYC, where you'll join your underlings for the debut of the new MST3K pilot episode. Then, you'll hang out with the cast and creators at the private after-party, where you can shake your moneymaker to earn back what you spent helping us make the season. It'll be nuts, man.
Who the fuck are the 5 people who would have payed for that?
>>64678352
>Who the fuck are the 5 people who would have payed for that?
Probably Will Wheaton and some other sad cucks
You'll find out when this shitshow starts.
>>64678414
You seriously think Wil is sad enough to buy his way into a "producer" role, after not being invited by Joel?
>>64678414
Wil doesn't have that kind of money, he spends it all on his wife's sons
>>64678352
Why hasn't Rifftrax seen this much success?
I thought everybody liked Mike, Corbett, and Kevin Murphy more than Joel.
>>64678472
haha he's so random I love it
>>64678490
>Why hasn't Rifftrax seen this much success?
Because they had the nerve to price their Kickstarter honestly - $250,000 for four movies instead of $5.5 million for 12.
>>64678352
>HEY LOOK GUYS, MST3K'S BACK!
>No head writer Mike
>No Kevin
>No Bill
>No Trace
>Extremely unfunny comedian with 0 timing is the host
>Extremely unfunny 'nerdgirl' is the Mad
>Those horrific Bot voices
>Joel isn't even in the show
>>64678738
>Extremely unfunny 'nerdgirl' is the Mad
Felicia is gonna be the highlight of this train wreck and you know it
>>64678738
>felicia day
>mathematics major, musical virtuoso
>somehow not a bona fide geek
>>64678472
> MFW Hollywood producers tried to actually give me advice that I should have listened too
His career is done
>>64678479
> wife's sons
didn't he adopt them?
>>64678833
I actually do think she probably is the real deal.
Wil and Hardwick on the other hand ...
>>64678980
I can believe Wheaton's been a loser cuck his entire life. There's also mythology about him personally arguing with Trekkies on Usenet.
Chris Hardwick is Olivia Munn with a penis though.
>>64679383
This is definitely Wil Wheaton
Why is every top Kickstarter pledge "YOU CAN ACTUALLY MEET US IN REAL LIFE"?
Seems a little egocentric. What if I like your art but not you? Can't I get a cut of the profits or something, instead of us going to dinner?
>>64679347
Olivia Munn doesn't have a penis?
The dream is over, time to go home.
>>64679347
Chris softdick is a fucking lame fagggg
>>64679412
>he deleted it
lel
>>64678833
>Felicia Day
>actually plays games
>primarily rpgs
>knows key elements that one only knows from playing said games
>gets cast as a stereotypical geek girl written by normies
>everyone thinks that her character is her real life persona since it's the same role every time
>>64679383
fuck off, wil. i know its you
>>64679682
It was self-inflicted in The Guild because the game in that show was "Definitely not World of Warcraft pls don't sue us Blizzard"
>>64679383
>>64679412
>>64679618
I like how Wil got the alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die removed from his wiki page.
30 years later he still mad.
>>64679682
>>64680107
>>64679565
>Olivia Munn doesn't have a penis?
She's got 8 or 10 of themper day
