Don't they have condoms in the Star Wars universe?
>>64677800
how do I grow hair like that?
>>64677800
>>>>>>>desiringhayden.net
This can't be real.
OP, where did you find this?
>>64677800
Not from a Jedi.
>>64677994
Scandanavian ancestry
>>64677994
Have curly hair
grow it long
go to the hair saloon with a photo of anakin and ask for his haircut
it's not that difficult anon, I've been doing the Luke skywalker haircut for years (ANH and ESP, ROTJ hair looks autistic) just by growing it and going to the saloon with a photo
>>64678205
>saloon
do you get your pizza at a garage?
>>64678205
>going to a hair salon with a picture of Luke Skywalker
wew lad
>>64678205
also, before and after pics plsif my sides can contain it
>>64677800
>not rawdogging it
>>64677800
No. All those Jedi younglings have to come from somewhere.
>>64678205
>go to the hair saloon with a photo of anakin and ask for his haircut
>tfw I did this when RotS came out
>>64678205
>show them a picture of luke
>>64678369
>hair saloon
Nigga what
>>64678324
sadly I have short hair right now because I grew tired of my autism
>>64678432
I don't understand the joke it's normal to show a picture of the haircut you want right? right? fuck
Technically there is nothing prohibiting sex or marriage in the Jedi code.
Love however is forbidden.
>>64677800
>>64678400
>you samefagged this thread 8 hours ago
I'm just imagining an Old West saloon and a man walks in, swinging the double doors open, walking up to the man at the counter, who's rubbing a spittoon with a filthy rag, askin him for a haircut with a wanted poster of luke.
this board fucking sucks
>>64677800
>sleeping with a bunch of pearls on..
>>64678205
>>64678480
Don't listen to those jerks, anon, ANH Luke's hairstyle was GOAT.
>>64678724
Those eyes are really fucking blue
>>64678656
Hello reddit!
>>64678724
What happened to Hamill? He looked so different in ESB and RotJ
>>64678886
he fucked up his face in a motorcycle accident
>>64678886
He was in a car wreck I think between empire and jedi. his face got all scarred up.
>>64678886
Car crash and 1970's reconstructive surgery.
Why didn't Anakin just use the force to keep the semen in his vas deferens so Padme wouldn't get preggers?
>>64679550
Because he afraid it would be too strong to control.
He could use the force to stop the sperm from reaching the cervix but chose not to because they wanted a child.
>>64678514
So prostitutes are okay?
>>64679767
Yep
How do we know that babies are even conceived through sex in the Star Wars universe?
>>64679953
Because they're literally humans.
>>64679803
Cool I could be a jedi then
>>64679991
Maybe humans in a galaxy far, far away are different from our humans. Maybe they lay eggs.
>>64679992
>prostitutes
>not just mind breaking them
"You want to have sex with me and pay for the cab" is a good trick
Anakins poor pullout game saved the galaxy
TFW when Anakins sperm over throws an empire
>>64678175
>>64680124
I was going to say that's wrong since the visions of padme dying in childbirth are what caused him to go to the dark side, but then I remembered that this wouldn't have changed much to Sheev's plan
>>64678724
>that's the hair I have now
naturally curly hair fucking sucks
>>64677800
>nut in padme
>extract semen with the force
>>64678175
Top Kek
>>and for my point of view Anal is evil !!!
>>64680247
>not force-avorting her without her even knowing
all the aliens in the universe and he funks a human
I thought sex Droids would end the need for females. /v/ lied to me.
Do you think anakin could set his robot hand to automatic fap?
>>64680380
You really had to censor yourself from saying fucks? On 4chan?
>>64680428
They will
The next civil war won't be racial, it will be men vs women
>>64680494
you don't have to be flipping rude about it
>>64678437
Hairdresser's Hut you autist
>>64679803
Huh, so Rey CAN be Obi Wan daughter/granddaughter after all. The old man got lonely in those 20 years on a fucking desert planet.
>Using condom with wife
Fucking disgusting tbqh bruv
>you'll never wake up next to a sleeping Natalie
>>64678724
Actually it was terrible but he was cute so it worked for him
>not sticking to pegging
Anakin baka
>>64681753
S M H F A M
>>64677800
Nice sith nips
>jedi
>tfwywn use a force-cock ring
>tfwywn force-ass play with yourself without having to tell padme to stick a finger up your butt
Jedi Code 101
>marriage/GF-BF between a fellow Jedi
Exiled
>marriage/GF-BF with a non-Jedi
Okay, Count Dooku did it and Obi-wan didn't care when Anakin got married to Padme
>flirting, PUA activities
Okay if it helps with your mission, Aayla Secura exploited her Twi'lek "dexterity" before the Clone Wars
>sex
Don't ask, don't tell
>babbys
Exiled unless you're Ki Adi Mundi or a similar dying species
>attachments
Sent to a faraway place
>love
Exiled
>blasters
Exiled
>buttsex
It's okay
>"Force bonds" aka the power of love
Cut from the Force, worse than being exiled
>Padawan-Master relationship aka /cp/ or /ss/
Exiled
>Interspecies
Exiled
>Handholding, missionary position for the sake of creating stronger Force sensitive babbys
Exiled, kid later gets admitted into the order because they can't help it anyway
>>64679550
You might fuck up and blow your O ring out
>>64678131
Green screen. She was edited into the shot.
>>64681742
>Actually it was terrible
>thick
>fluffy
>stylish
It was great.
>>64678529
fuck this made me laugh
>>64677800
Anakin is a true alpha, creampies every time. If you use a condom or pull out you are a cuck
>>64678517
>being on 4chan for 8 hours
>>64678529
How did the whores that worked in wild west saloons not get pregnant ever day. No condoms back than . Would the guys just pull out?
>>64683595
There have been ways for avoiding pregnancy for a longass time dude. Contraceptive methods weren't invented in the 1960s.
>>64677994
It's a wig. They tried a few different ones before settling on that look for him. An alternate choice had him with a long ponytail, which looked even worse.
>>64683595
>>64684196
What the hell
>>64683595
Those women knew how to beat a cock.
>>64685507
kek exactly what i literally said
>>64683595
What makes you think they didn't?
Also, pulling out and sheepskin condoms.
>>64684196
That looks like it would beextremely painful
>>64684196
need a quarter for scale on this pic
>>64685753
Some described it to be "as big as an evian bottle"
>>64683677
does a punch in the gut count?
>>64685824
>>64678286
i dont get it
>>64678514
>>64679767
There's a line in Attack of the Clones that goes something like
>Padme: I thought love was forbidden by a Jedi
>Anikan: attachment and possession are forbidden
The implication is that
>you bet they they can fuck
>>64683595
>no condoms back then
pretty sure there were
>>64677800
There's no underwear, so why not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvVUMW_iUlw
