https://twitter.com/zacksnyder/status/685934186805374976
Holy shit, DC has won.
Marvel BTFO, Star Wars BTFO
>implying this was any good
The "do you bleed" line, which was the best part of the first teaser, is also ruined now
Hype even more down
>>64671776
That actually looks cool af.
>>64671828
Agreed
Still has skinny Wonder Woman with no ass and small tits.
>>64671842
Agreed
ebic, simply epin
>>64671776
>>64671776
>that look Supes gives
>Wtf is your problem dude
Kek this is gonna be awesome.
>He says "You will" when Superman already took off
FUCKING REALLY?
>>64671776
This movie is going to be Batman & Robin level of awfulness.
>>64671966
Good thing that Superman has super hearing.
>>64671966
Super hearing
Jesus the edginess just feels so terrible
What a piece of shit
>>64671966
I burst out laughing. It looks like a comedy parody or some shit.
>>64671966
Superman has superhearing. Batman can talk shit on the other side of the planet.
>>64672006
>>64672017
Snyder's Superman doesnt have super hearing
I thought Superman thought Batman was a criminal or something, why did he leave him instead of taking him into captivity?
>>64672057
Did you watch Man of Steel?
>>64672006
>>64672017
>>64672033
DAMAGE CONTROL.
>>64672057
did you watch Man of steel? He does when he's a kid and he hears Lois scream when he's in space talking with his ghost dad
>>64672057
Did you just not watch MoS? he has it
>>64671903
Hahahahahahah jesus fuck
This is going to be such a fun movie to watch.
Think Justice League unlimited but real life.
>>64671776
Wow Superman is a dick.
Batman is out having a pleasant Sunday night drive, and Superman just fucks his shit up and flies away.
>>64672250
I bet that foreign immigrant doesn't even have insurance.
what is with all these terrible movies coming out and making boatloads of cash.
the line doesn't make any sense anymore
what the fuck was that
>>64672306
>Do you bleed?
Meaning, Batman is asking Superman if he indeed does bleed, making it a threat as well as a legitimate question.
Then he says...
>You will...
...meaning, that he is determined to make him bleed.
>>64671776
>That voice without the Armor
What the fuck was that?
>>64672180
Nah, part of the fun of Unlimited was that you had everybody that wasn't an A-list or A-list Family hero.
I think you can do a lot with just Superman and Batman, but Unlimited's strength was that it showed that there was a world with problems and events that wasn't just whatever Superman and Batman were getting up to that week.
Blue & Gold is what's gonna be the live action Unlimited.
>>64672306
How is that not make sense?
Im serious here this looks like a parody/comedy
Batman tries to run down the 'man of Steel'
Bounces off him and Crashes the batmobile as a consequence.
'do you bleed?'
'What do you think you moron you just hit me at 50+mph and literally bounced off'
Fucking Kek this looks awful
How many fresh new memes will this movie produce?
Looks unintentionally hilarious.
>>64672380
voice synth
>>64672436
hopefully alot
>>64672306
Batman is saying that it would be extremely painful, not that he's of significantly larger stature compared to Superman.
>>64672125
But Batman doesn't know he has super hearing. The scene is obviously depicted as Batman having this edgelord le badass moment and its cringey as fuck.
>>64672380
>what the fuck was that?
you explained it in your initial meme arrow statement
it was that voice without the armour
why did you ask that?
it's like saying "the dog" "what was that?"
>>64672453
>Better not let this man with Xray vision know who I am
>>64672436
This will give a lot of material for Baneposting and Lexposting.
>>64672427
Hi redd1t
>>64672485
Why would Batman have an echoing voice?
>>64671776
Hype as fuck
Batsy face looks a bit fat, but hey, I can't wait to see this flick, it will be glorious
>>64672487
they already know who's who...
it's heavily implied in that trailer with "luthor"
Haven't watched OP's clip yet, but after seeing Henry Cavil in The Man in U.N.C.L.E my hopelessness for this film went down a little.
So over the top it borders on parody.
This is gonna be an awesome as fuck movie, oh my god... I'm so excited lol....
This is the power of DC...
>>64672601
>>>/reddit/
>>64672601
JUST
>DUDE EVERYTHING SUCKS LMAOO
>You have a mild interest in this movie? HAHA SHILL HAHAHA DAMAGE CONTROL RIGHT GOYS
You faggots are so predictable now
BOYS
>DC trying to be deep and serious
Makes every line of dialogue even more hilarious. MCU wishes it could be this funny.
>>64672595
Can you even articulate how?
>>64672655
Bonjour reddit!!
>>64672595
>complaining about comic book movie being over the top
Hi redbit
Anybody here hyped just for the fresh memes its going to create?
Here's my prediction of the aftermath of this movie.
>It comes out
>Large blockbuster makes decent amount of money for capeshit
>Everyone initially loves it maybe some here or there that aren't into it as much but they thought it was good.
>5 Days later /tv/ Twitter, Reddit, Facebook etc.. shit all over it. Inaccuracies with characters, bizarre script, Wonder Woman in it for fuck all. Basically everyone shits on it
>Snyder has to explain himself on Twitter and blocks everyone like Joss did with Avengers 2.
>Suicide Squad comes out and it's even shittier. Everyone bitches and DC has to scramble from the scrutiny.
It's going to happen. I can already feel it. You thought Force Awaken fans were bad? Wait until /co/ just takes over /tv/ for 3 weeks straight.
this looked silly
>>64672595
What makes it even more funnier is how Snyder can't stop talking about how the movie is mature and serious and complex and groundbreaking
I love how Superman looks perplexed and annoyed.
>>64672689
Butthurt MCuck detected.
Why, can't find a civil war thread to talk?
>>64672531
It's a voice modulator. Makes more sense than putting on a cookie monster voice like Baleman.
>>64672427
I agree. Batmobile is trashed after an attempt at vehicular homicide and then he stands up looking all smug at Superman and saying stupid shit like that.
Zack Snyder is shit and will always be shit.
>>64672730
>Suicide Squad comes out and it's even shittier.
Nah
Sooooooo Batman has a weird voice modulator all the time not just in that suit? LOL Christian Bale really made everyone scared about that aspect of Batman.
>>64672735
>superhero movie
>looks silly
well i never
>>64672793
But Snyder said it's not a superhero movie, it's a SERIOUS movie ABOUT superheroes
R-right?
>>64672664
>>64672756
It's a 10 seconds clips cut together from different scenes.
holy shit guys this movie is going to fucking rape marvel
2 billion in the worldwide box office, easy, looks just asgood as man of steel that was my top movie of 2014.
>>64672813
Can you stop posting already? Your meme isn't even funny.
>>64672862
Ironic shill is still shill
>>64671776
What? I initially thought it was Superman who says "You will"
Meme ruined.
>>64672362
But he already left like he doesn't give a shit
E D W A R D @EdwardWJSmith 38m38 minutes ago
@ZackSnyder @BatmanvSuperman oh holy hell! This is going to be EPIC! #BatmanvSuperman
A trailer is not a movie.
A tv spot is not a movie
A lot of you sound really fucking stupid.
>>64672730
#GivestherightsbacktoMarvel
>>64672903
Retard
>skidding and one small part bangs into superman
>should cause no more damage than hitting a pole
>>the batmobile shouldnt even be phased by that
>instead makes the car totally useless
A armored bank car would only be mildly dented or scratched after hitting a pole.
Oh my lord it just gets worse and worse with each new thing...
There could be a trailer for literally any movie now and the comments here would be the same.
>>64672699
Can Snyder even do a practical effect?
>>64672910
trailers are most of the time the best part about zack snyder movies though
Ben is not a good fit for Batman, this was just made abundantly clear.
>>64672965
Already preordered ticket desu senpai :^)
Comments like yours make me like more and more witch each new thing
>marvel drones already in damage control
jesus christ you fucking cucks, you havent even seen the movie yet
dont even want to imagine how hard would you shill your whedoncrap if you were paid
FUCKING BASED
>>64673038
I honestly thought the "It's cool to hate everything" meme would've stayed in 2015
>>64673052
JUST CGI MY SHIT UP FAMILIA
>>64673002
This.
Man of Steel Trailer 3 is the greatest superhero movie ever made.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6DJcgm3wNY
>>64672306
>>64672362
>>64672413
>>64672475
This is how Baneposting started.
>>64672995
It's as practical as a movie called "Batman v Superman" could get
>>64673028
Enjoy your faggot movie
I'm just going to wait for the camrip and thats only so I can get familiarised with the new memes
>>64673052
Him giving it a lil kick woulda made the shot cooler, but I dig it.
>>64673028
:^)
>>64673093
Sure, it's impossible to make a car hit stuff in real life
>>64673084
This gave me all kinds of feels. I can't hate that movie after this trailer even if it didn't live up to the hype.
>>64673083
Doesn't even look like there's any CGI in it.
Just a shot of Henry Cavil kicking combined with a stun driver crashing the Batmobile into the wall.
>>64673052
It doesn't have stabilizers or some special shit to stop it from spinning out? Why does it just lightly hit him at like 35 and become completely immobile?
>that terrible fake cgi car bounce
>big guy for you tier lines
KEK its fucking over before it even began
>>64673095
Still counts as watching it. Enjoy the movie :^)
DO YOU BLEED
>>64672818
"Oh, wow, that is a big size, you should not pick a fight with this person"
I refuse to believe any of you are serious about being excited for this or at the very least thinking it looks good. NONE of you could be that retarded.
>>64673156
You actually believe this?
>>64673158
Probably because he hit someone who could lift a mountain.
>>64671776
God batman looks like a robot. Wtf is wrong with DC?
>>64673169
>baseless nitpicking
>baseless nitpicking
BUZZWORD blah blah blah
Hey this easy.
>>64671828
I liked the line, It does look like shit. But gotta ask, whys it ruined now?
>>64673193
Not everyone is autism diagnosed who couldn't enjoy anything.
>>64673193
STOP HAVING FUN!
ALL OF YOU!
>>64672730
>3 weeks
3 months. Starts with Deadpool, ends with X-Men and goes into hyperdrive when THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN strikes.
Cape shit...this ride never ends.
>>64673218
It looks like he just hit a pole. If Superman's impact was really that big on the car, it would've bounced back instead of sliding around him like it hit a pole.
>>64671889
Awwww, will the ickle virgin have nothing to wank over?
>>64673193
Not as retarded as someone who would make assumptions by a movie trailer and argue about the quality of the final product like he has seen it.
will Batman ever not be a stunted emotional retard ever again
>>64673230
That's his Superman buster.
>>64673241
Because the line is said in a shitty scene where it removes all its impact
If it was in the rain fight scene with the armor like in the teaser, it would be GOAT
>>64671776
jesus that stupid car crash
that first teaser was so goddamn amazing, it seemed to be a completetly psychotically determined batman crawling from humanity to olympus. Now it seems really shit
>>64673262
>lol yeah it's dumb but it's fun
End it, familia.
sorry that last trailer killed any and all hype that anyone had for this flick
the damage has been done
>>64673241
because even though Superman could maybe still hear him, Batman comes off as a passive agressive coward little bitch saying something under his breath
>>64673095
This sounds insanely sad
>>64672944
He isn't tapping him watch the video again he gets bounced like a ping pong ball.
ITT: MCUcks getting rekt.
>>64673309
>t-trailers don't matter wait for the full movie
Not even worth this reply tbqfh
>>64673357
DUDE, MARVELDRONE GETTING BTFO'D
GO CRY TO JOSS
Already setting aside funds to pre-order my midnight screening tix
>>64672730
you're forgetting, this movie's not releasing in a vaccuum
Civil War will have come out mere weeks earlier, that's going to throw a wrench into all of this
>>64673314
>Superman buster
>no kryptonite
>no red sun radiation
>no magic
>just ghetto Iron Man suit plugged into a light post
>>64673388
Looks like someone didn't read TDKR lmao.
>>64673342
>I SAID STOP IT! STOP LAUGHING AT ME!
lol go pretend to like star wars prequels
>>64673193
I'm excited to seewhat a fucking disaster it will be
>Wonder Woman
Fucking stupid. Should have had Green Lantern instead, at least then there could have been "Who the hell's Bruce Wayne!?".
(sigh) repost from other thread...
I'm a sucker for DC content, justice league is good fun stories all around, and I'm part of the minority that actually likes superman.
But I never wanted this, there is no chance they could get it right and ever since man of steel, I realized that this was going to be even worse than I imagined.
>Can't deal with the dark colors
>Corny lines all over, not the good kind of corny
>No wonder woman movie beforehand because she is not interesting enough
>Actually ok with bat fleck but still can't stand superman casting choice
>Suicide squad seems more interesting so far
>"marvel did it so we HAVE to do it"
>If this was going to happen inevitably, it should have happened 8 years ago
>>64673383
A trailer is not a movie fuckface. Ask me how i know you're under 25
even if it's bad it'll still be infinitely better than Civil war so at least there's that.
>>64673384
no marvel is also absolute trash
cant wait to see this shit crash and burn
>>64673437
Nah, it's time for some Gurl Power.
Batfleck (Affleck cast as Batman) = Rage
Gadot cast as Wonder Woman =
Sad Batman debut photo = laughs, but actually kinda cool
Gadot in wardrobe as Wonder Woman =
Teaser trailer: "How can Batman take on Superman?" Decent tease though
Comic-Con trailer: MARVEL ON SUICIDE WATCH
Trailer #3: cgi clusterfck, atrocious Luthor, corny dialogue,spoilers, memes etc.
And now this: >>64673052
This movie will bring a new wave of baneposting, and no one will stop it.
>>64673156
>the car
>the cape
>the explosion
Nice try Zack.
>>64673052
tell me what the fuck just happened here? the geography is all fucked and the cgi is shit
>>64673084
Man the movie was good for what it was you haters need to relax. It's ludicrously hard to make a superman movie this is the best attempt so far.
>>64673485
BRUCE IS 2 DURKN TO DRIVE
>>64673496
What's the point of you're complaint?
>>64673485
>Batfleck (Affleck cast as Batman) = Rage
>Gadot cast as Wonder Woman =
What? There was even more rage for Gadot
>>64673388
>plugged into a light post
I know you're from reddit, and you don't actually read or know what comics these films are based off of, but his "ghetto iron man suit" was able to do more, and stood up better against Superman, than that "Hulk buster" iron man suit did.
And for the record, he did have kryptonite, which he synthesized and used to almost kill him.
REMINDER
>>64673502
The physics are horrible too.
>>64673538
and in this movie it looks like Batman will be hitting Supes with some kryptonite bullet
Holy shit, this is so awesome.
Also I don't get the retarded marvel fans hating on BvS. Its okay to like both movies, you autistic virgins
>>64673502
Your autism flared up again when you started thinking you know jack shit about filming a movie.
>>64671966
>*Superman flies back down*
>"I'm sorry, did you say something?"
>"N-No."
>"That's what I thought."
>*Flies away again*
>pic related
>>64673551
>EPIC
>GOD TIER
>YOU NAME IT
>>64673578
kek
>>64673551
>that cap
every fucking time
I didn't know CollegeHumor made a full Batman movie.
>>64673564
holy fuck reddit
>>64673564
Shitting on things makes people look cool? Or something?
>>64673614
If he dropped that Imax camera... Oh god.
>>64673481
Which is funny, because WW is only in this because DC doesn't think she could have her own movie.
>>64673052
>Explosion before the batmobile Crashes 1meter the the right
BRAVO SNEIDER
>all this hate from marvel fanboys
>>64671776
how many superheroes can we fit into 1 movie
>>64673656
she is having her own movie
>>64673551
why is Evans so disheartened?
If The Rocketeer came out today you losers would shit on it jesus christ.
>>64673052
yeah thats what happens when you crash into a tree, great physics. 10/10 cgi
and that's totally how you should film it
jesus this looks bad..
Why is Wonder woman in a film called
>BATMAN v SUPERMAN
It's not called "Batman v Superman ft. Wonder Woman", so why?
>>64671776
DCUucks are on full on suicide watch.
Incredible to see. This flick is worth being made just for that.
Did he seriously think hitting Superman with his car would work?
Superman eats cars.
>>64673564
>y-you all don't like it because your a marvel fan. There is no way this film can be legitimately bad, r-right?
DC cucks in full denial
>>64671776
Fucking christ lol
It looks so good in photos and on a manikin tho.
>Based Russo's
>Based Black Panther
Anyone like this idiot as luthor?
Who would you have cast?
MKEKS
DKEKS
MCUCJKS
MDUCKSD
>this thread
>>64673052
What the fuck is even going on? I can see the Batmobile driving toward Superman, but does it sideswipe him? Does Superman move? Does it hit him directly yet bounce off? Does Superman punch/kick it? Does Batman move out of the way at the last second?
Why is it so dark? Where's the lighting? And what's with the oversaturation?
>>64673522
Learn to read and spell.
>>64671776
Looks awesome senpai
By far my biggest complaint is batman not shaving. Unforgivable
>>64671776
When will the capeshit finally go the way of the western
>>64673772
I would have used all the WB bux to make a machine to acquire biological material from Terry Salavas and clone him
>>64673564
>we share a board with these people
>>64673799
Probably after this movie is released
>>64673763
>young black teen running from cops
Looks fuckin epic kek
>>64673772
I KNOW! WE SHOULD'VE CAST ANOTHER MUSCULAR ALPHA SO WHEN HE'S STANDING NEXT TO BRUCE AND CLARK ITS A BUNCH OF BIG MUSCLE ALPHA GUYS IN THIS MOVIE SO IT COULD BE EVEN MORE PREDICTABLE
HOL UP HOL UP
>renders a batmobile with three polygons
SO YOU BE SAYIN
>composites some stock after effects tier smoke and soft glow filters
YOU BE SAYIN
>brings Zod back from the dead and makes him Doomsday
HOL UP
>makes Lex Luthor Max Landis
YOU BE SAYIN
>hamfists Wonder Woman and Aquaman into the script
THAT WE SUM FINNA
>makes Batman hold a gun
THAT WE
>shakes the camera
SUM FINNA
>makes Superman kill a guy
HOL UP
>casts a skelly to play Wonder Woman
YOU BE SAYIN WE SUM FINNA
>kills the DC cinematic universe
WAIT HOL UP HOL UP
>>64673334
Seriously, that teaser was pretty good. It seemed like a simple thing that could have some depth, not a clusterfuck of shallow waters.
It seemed like Batman Begins/ Rocky + There Will Be Blood, now it's Ultron
>>64673772
shame spacey was used on returns.
Way to go weta.
Look at all the shitposts for a 30sec trailer. This movie can't come soon enough. Going to be a great day watching this in the theatre before checking in here for all the tryhard trolls.
>>64673564
It's a /tv/ meme to hate on everything.
>>64673551
agreed, familia
>>64673848
>makes Lex Luthor Max Landis
>>64673819
You are not alone, trust me.
>>64671776
That was fucking shit. Did some fan make that?
>>64673884
you mean /v/
that's why it's so prevalent in capeshit
>>64673907
I agree. Here is my upvote as well.
Do you bleed?
You shall
>>64673907
>>64673819
You need to be older than 18 to browse this web site. Please click the X button on the tan or a police officer would be called.
>>64673942
NOT
>>64673912
Lol I bet you can't even articulate how it was shit.
>>64671776
so batman was drunk driving?
>>64673723
Not even looking forward to this movie, but stop being a retard
It wasn't also called Iron Man & Black Widow or Captain America & Black Widow, yet she was there in their sequels
>>64671776
This looks fucking great.
oh I get it, the ebin meme is to act like you're excited for this
>OG Batman crashing into guys and using sniper rifles
based, thought we'd be stuck with pacifist batman from nolan
>>64673947
this! upvoted friendo! cant wait to get my bvs ticket in advance shits gonna be cash brah
>>64673551
i like them both but that cap gets me every time
do we have a pro marvel one with that stupid batman face in some magazine cover?
>>64673882
Trust me barely anybody is trying hard to shitpost in this thread.
Movie looks genuinely like a parody with Prequel teir memes
>>64673947
>adults
>talking about cartoon movies
>>64673723
She only has a small role in the film accoridng to Snyder.
But it seems like they're hyping her up for the tumblr audience and to sell toys.
>>64673989
Of course it does, it's basically Watchmen 2: Heroes we care about.
>>64673969
>do you bleed? XD
>flashy car driving
>explosions
>Voice modulator
Nothing was good about it.
>>64673876
Add El Gigante to that
>>64674008
BIG
are people actually looking forward to this? or is it just a meme? i don't get it
>>64674046
That's not articulating that's a list of things YOU don't like. Try again.
>>64671776
why does batman look like iron man
>>64671776
that looks real shit
>>64674078
it's a meme
I'm still excited for this despite all the underwhelming footage we've been getting as of late.
But snyder will probably let me down again. Why does WB always fuck everything up, bros?
>>64673947
>talks about age requirements
>is actually excited for a edgy cgi kids movie
epic
>>64671776
A 10 seconds footage already generates so much hype
>>64674090
>he tells you what he doesn't like
>that doesn't count!!!
cuck ass
Half the people here think the star wars prequels were good so that means fuck all about their opinions desu
>>64674078
even though the past 2 trailers have been shitty i'm hype
>>64673302
when will low-test virgins such as yourself realize how pathetic you really are?
>can't memepost anymore
>it's making me hurt inside
This movie looks so fucking horrible. What were they thinking. It's like they knew they didn't have the skill or ability to make the premise serious and into a good film so they made a parody film.
>>64671776
Looks great.
>>64674090
if you actually like those things i recommend reddit
>>64674157
But it doesn't
>>64673875
I understand what you mean, but I don't get why it's a thing.
Why do they avoid recasting the same actor as the same character in different continuities? Afraid the audience would be confused?
>>64672180
>>64672404
thinking about it...
DC tv shows usually work
if warner wasn't so incompetent they could launch a JLU series about B and C list heroes in the same universe
that could be nice
BvsS looks so fucking bad. Not even trying to troll or shitpost, this just looks like it will be a really really bad movie.
>>64673156
haha if this isn't bait you're mentally retarded
>>64674179
What are you even babbling about?
>>64671776
Holyshit that color.
I'm liking the look of this film.
>>64674054
>>64673876
how are they not getting sued for obviously stealing this from marvel?
>>64674162
That's what happens when you're dealing with stunted manchildren and literal 13-year olds.
>>64674223
>I also say this about literally any movie I see now so..
>>64674251
because marvel didn't invent troll orc goblins
>>64674251
Because in the 80s Marvel literally copied every character from DC.
>>64674276
>tfw genuinely love all movies but even I think this looks shit
I know you're memeing but still.
>>64671776
Superman looks great. Batman's face looks weird up front.
>>64671903
Sad days when Black Panther out performs Batman in the suit department.
>>64674322
nigga you like whatever /tv/ tells you to like, which is nothing
