What would a Refn Star Wars film be like?
I pilot
OK, now what would a Malick Star Wars be like?
>>64670379
I have a fantasy that someone gives Malick $200 million to direct a capeshit movie that's then marketed to mainstream audiences
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I'd rather see him direct a Berserk adaptation.
>>64670379
http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/dec/10/jj-abrams-new-star-wars-movie-influenced-by-terrence-malick
>>64670576
You probably would you IQlet /v/edditer
>>64670379
>>64670379
didn't you see episode 7?
>>64670379
>Ben...Vader....always you wrestle inside me...always you will.
>>64670186
Old silent Chinese Jedi goes around cutting off bad guy's hands with a lightsaber that he hides behind his back
Then he does karaoke in a Coruscant cantina
Goose plays a Han Solo type who doesn't believe in the Force and get his shit fucked up
>>64670186
>What would a Refn Star Wars film be like?
Christina Hendricks still doesn't go topless
>>64670186
>What would a Sandler Star Wars film be like?
>>64671586
> alien product placements everywhere
> Rey slips and falls in bantha shit
> ANOTHER yoda standin, this time voiced by Gabe Kaplan
> AC/DC soundtrack
> inexplicably entertaining, /tv/ implodes
>>64670186
>What would a Burton Star Wars film be like?
>OOOH-WE-WOOOO THUMPATHUMPATHUMPATHUMPA opening theme while camera tracks over the new death star
> Obi-Wan Depp
> black-and-white stripe motif everywhere
> movie reviews begin with an apology to Mortdecai and go down from there
