Didn't see a Take Me Out Thread
Who is this seasons waifu?
Starting in 2 bings.
> norrrr likehhhhhhh, norrr litehhhhhh
Hellp
hi
Braced for cringe
LET THE JET FUEL... SEE THE STEEL BEAMS!
LET THE DINDU... SEE THE NUFFIN!
LET THE UNO... SEE THE FARTO!
still kissless lads
Manshoulders from Stockport
HANNAHS MASSIVE PUSSY
PUSSY
FLAPS
BANTZ
these threads were better on /sp/.
Piss flaps
Anyone find Charlotte's instagram or twitter from last week?
>>64668235
JDIYSA
Literal no
bronnie
would let milly spit on me and call me a bitch faggot while i worship her feet
LET THE RARE SEE THE PEPE
>This fatty again
He definitely drives a Corsa
I am 2nd on this week lad.
I pick the ass girl
NANDOS
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Do your shirt up lad
>tfw bumclaps will be here for the whole rest of the series.
>tfw you will never live in that arse.
>>64668364
Good lad
Manlet detected
LET THE MAN SEE THE LET
Generic homostyle chav fuck this tool
welsh twat
womenlets when will they learn
>>64668413
DUDE WE'RE GOING TO SEE THE FORCE AWAKENS DOWN AT ODEON, YOU IN BRAH?
>HAS A JOB
>LIGHTS OFF
>the welsh
IT support!
65% water oh my sides!
Is Andrea a trap?
Also, this guy looks like an absolute fucking melt.
>>64668477
Those bitches want NEETs.
>>64668509
No shes a PTI in the Navy, actually know her. Shes had work done, look her up on FB
Andrea Marshall. Shes fucking disgusting
Source im a warfare specialist
Hole in one? Is this how I have to talk to attract women?
>Shauni
Fucking lel, is she a dwarf?
>tfw Paddy will never satisfy your yellow fever.
>>64668578
only if you're considered good looking
>turns light off because he's wearing a suit
fucking hell
He sings like he's on helium. Just waiting for the lights to disappear
>>64668606
lol those prozzies
Why does this Welsh manlet keep shrugging, the fucking faggot?
>Twat makes an arse out of himself as Paddy takes the piss in the corner
>rinse, repeat four times an episode
Forget Jeremy Kyle, Take Me Out is true human bear-baiting.
>>64668588
>tfw even the most miniscule babypenis could split that in half
lma fucking o
Let him pick both please
I told you he was gay. Look at the shoulders on her
>andrea
nah this guys gay
>Picking two absolute dogs
Wut?
>accents that aren't the queens' english
>before you make your mind up, there's something you should know. one of these girls is actually a fella.
>>64668756
easy shag
>>64668703
>>tfw she still expects a 6'5 ubermench
>picking Cruella.
Better than the other at least
>One of these girls dislocates her jaw whenever she kisses
>Basically he has to flip a coin to get either a normal girl or a spastic
HUMAN BEAR-BAITING
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>>64668756
>he doesnt want andrea to dom and peg him
Thats very gay of you.
>>64668588
>tfw imagining her getting blacked
>>64668823
mate shes riddled with clap and given a few lads I know it.
Fucking adverts. What the hell am I meant to do for 4 minutes?
>>64668862
text that girl you like
Do you reckon its too many BBC blowjobs causing the broken jaw?
Just ease of access to break it now.
Why did he pick two really manly looking girls
>all these disgusting northern slags
Makes me ill 2bdesu
>>64668862
Cuppa tea, sonnyjim.
>>64668883
dont know any
STREAM?
>>64668883
Is it ok if she doesn't know me and I message her on Facebook?
>>64668908
because no sheep left their lights on
i'm next lads
>>64668862
2 wanks
>>64668931
maybe
>>64668929
fuck off yank
Is there a porn of take me out?
>>64668862
Have a wank with me?
Who else saw that first act on the Voice?
>That leopard skin catsuit
>Dem legs
>Dat ass
Hnnnggggg
>this fucked up vagina advert
I hate ads so much.
>>64668941
what do you look like?
>>64668941
It takes me 30mintues to cum
>>64668950
found one ya dirty paki
Tfw would be too insecure to go on take me out
>>64668973
link?
>>64668979
Blonde hair, blue eyes and a masculine penis
>>64669008
laura a cute
>>64668939
I would lel to see a manle/tv/irgin on takemeout
when will gemma be killed off?
>>64668973
Her retarded face ruined it
fucking hell, what an absolute bellend.
>>64669043
Jealous you haven't got a solid rig m8?
freddie
what a cunt
Nigger looks like he's from Kent or some sheet baka
shes wearing to much make up
>>64668929
http://www.watchallchannels.com/itv-1/
Great for all expats for all British tv.
>>64669008
If you're a Bong the BBC1 live stream can back to two hours ago.
>>64669072
He's too good for her
Pls be a BBC
I met hundreds of these faggots in uni. I don't know why he even went on the show.
>>64669090
i found one thanks senpai
>>64669095
*go back
I AM JAKE FROM ESSEX
>beaut
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this guy should be on made in chelsea
>people watch this
>>64669072
My bird is sat on the other side of the room fám, I can judge away.
>hello everybody I am from the wirral
Good looking lad..... Until he opended his mouth
>>64669003
Why would anyone who isn't a pathetic attention-seeker wilfully go on a show like this?
You're pretty much broadcasting to the nation that you have some personality flaw that prevents you finding a partner without fagging it up on ITV.
>>64669095
found one lad
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03dsqsv
BLACKOUT INC
Fucking hell, has Nandos has to shut down? All their customers are in a tv studio
What's with all the manlets today?
>>64669166
what the fuck is a wirral
>scouser
>>64669215
a """part""" of liverpool
he's a wool
>>64669215
Like a squirrel without the tail.
DUDE AM FROM THE WIRRAL LMAO
Thinking of getting some blonde highlights
Should I do it
>>64669215
A horrible place
>names his dog after joey essex
Someone fucking stab this waste of spunk and egg.
That sleeve looks common as muck
terazita is fit
>Fedora
Sup, m'lady.
>>64669215
bin dippers
>footy
>>64669290
shut up faggot. Joey Essex is based as fuck. You jel because your crush wants his cock?
Dont be jel, be reem
Can we start these threads for First Dates when it's on?
>>64669290
>waste of spunk and egg.
I'm stealing that one, ta m8
I haven't seen one I wouldn't bang t bh
is victoria a man?
Jesus Christ southerners are disgusting.
>>64669351
andrea?
>>64669343
No probs. I stole it off Cobain anyways
>>64669341
First dates can be the best thing on telly sometimes.
>>64669341
Always thought undatables would be top bantz on chan
>abby
the fuck is that big bitch?
>>64669351
you'd bang the paki?
>>64669351
Only Laura for me lad, she's faf m8.
>>64669362
approximately half of them are
new quotas
>>64669411
shes peng like
>>64669330
Mint bantaa.
>>64669351
victoria, gemma, abby absolutely disgusting
>>64669387
Ulrikajohnson born a man
>>64669406
I need to have a closer look.didn't see the paki but I would haplly bang a paki ,some of them are hot as fuck.black's are my biggest turn off
>>64669476
shes a fat paki
It's weird to think that northern people exsist.almost weirder to think they live out simerler lives up there to us ,serioulsy scary stuff
Everyone is either ugly, or a shallow, vapid, self-absorbed bitch.
I'd find a way to turn all of them off and dry hump paddys leg.
What we watching after this lads? I just put Big Brother on record so I can watch it when this finishes.
My wife's son wants to watch it too
>>64669556
they're also white unlike us southerners
bit disturbing
>>64669556
>essex banter
>>64669381
>better accents
>more money
>warmer
It's grim up north
>>64669556
>>64669556
>simerler
Jesus fucking Christ
Samosas don't count as a pastry you daft bint
>>64669556
Don't you have a fox to go hunt, ya toff cunt?
>>64669493
If I was drunk fuck yeah , just saw her
If love those fat jubblies all over my face gobble gobble gobble
>>64669584
>Everyone is either ugly, or a shallow, vapid, self-absorbed bitch.
You really think any decent girl would humiliate herself to go on this shit?
>run to one side
>only joking haha
>run to the other side and turn their light off
Truly an original joke that never gets old.
better choice. pretty much look identical, except she's got bigger tits.
MY FAVORITE PASTRY IS A CINI BUN
ID LIKE TO BUTTER MY BUN WITH YOU, ONLY IF YOU TAKE ME TO FERNANDOS AND SHAG ME BB
All these skin right trousers mange me think of that Peter pan guy from the early days of the internet
Is Ella white or black I can't tell.
BOOM BOOM BOOM
>ywn live in Gina's fat belly.
>>64669627
>better accents
>>64669556
shut up Rasheed. Go rotate the rubicon stock in your shop fridge
Almost all of these girls are a fucking mess.
The girls all used to look like models a few years ago.
>whats your favourite pastry?
Proceed to answer the wrong question saying which one they would be.
Basic hearing comprehension fail. I bet there's not a GCSE amongst them.
>>64669683
black
>>64669683
racially ambiguous like most people these days
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64669597
I cant watch anything. My wife just got back from a weekend trip away with her boss and ive got to go pick them up from the airport hotel
>>64669716
>rubicon
Nice shit this.
>>64669476
pakis are fucking disgusting m8
just the same as indians. smell of either curry or shit. stand within 1 metre of them and you will see a moustache.
>>64669716
>rubicon bants carrying over from last week's thread
>>64669701
It's funny because Patrick Stewart used to speak northern and changed it saying he hated his old accent
>>64669719
Basically when you're in the final two, you have to give an answer that says you'll at least suck his willy if you get the free holiday to Fernando's. Doesn't matter what the question is.
fuck me this bird is ugly
>>64669718
Bollocks. They've always been mucky slappers.
Nigger took my hatfu
>>64669782
Her white genes won't be missed
This girl's face looks melted and sounds thick as fuck
>>64669750
Is her son going to be with her as well?
>>64669769
He changed it as all Shakespearean trained actors from the north do and even the south.
>>64669716
I thought the shitskins had infested the north of england as well? last time I was down in newcastle they were everywhere
cringe
>>64669809
>>64669782
she has that classic british no chin look
>It's a race quota episode
Oh shit here we go
Christ shes fucking hideous and retarded.
Thought she was cute and good looking in the hat.
Catsuit lass that lad mentioned earlier. I'd definitely consider slipping her one.
>have to create an account to watch ITV online
fuck off
>>64669828
mainly in the big towns of the north east, smaller towns around the coast are somewhat free of them.
>>64669859
http://www.tvcatchup.com/watch/3?channel=3
Ready to be triggered?
Why do Yanks come in these threads and pretend they "get" British humour?
Creme eggs...
Yay or Nay?
>>Chicken madras
That cuck just eat advert
There not even hiding it anymore
>Irish lass on the Voice
>16 years old
>>64669901
can hardly understand what they are saying
>>64669912
yes, I eat mine off my wifes boyfriends flaccid penis.
How do you eat yours?
>>64669868
All big towns and cities in England have a higher percentage of immigrants and ethnics. It's not confined to the North.
2 questions as the OP of the thread.
Is the bump limit 300 on tv? I only come here for TMO.
Are we all watching the gossip hoping to see some shagging before MOTD?
>>64669912
I haven't had one in years, lovely tho.
my wifes son is coming on next
>benidorm
>>64669961
Yes and I'll stay lad why not
>>64669961
no, big brothers on and Scotty T is gonna drill megan
>>64669961
Some stay for The Gossip™ but most leave.
>>64669912
Yay without a doubt.
AYYO BIX NOOD MUHFUGGAH HOL UP *SMACKS LIPS* GIMME SOMMA THAT FRIED CHIKIN WHITE BOI, SO YOU SAYIN WE WUZ SOME KINDA KINGZ N QUEENZ N SHEEEIIT?
>>64669993
pure chav filth
damn whos the herbal essence model?
She seems like a actual women
Would date t bh
>>64669961
Nah, bro's got the darts recording
Shorts and flip flops on the date. Fucking pleb
>>64669996
>>64670005
Nice one lads, the gossip is always a good laff. We all /sp/ here right?
>>64670016
My wifes daughter.
19 and 27
Fucking Kek
>his face
Lel straight shota
>>64670042
>van lal
>>64670016
Semonademon Fuckerrightinerpussya
>tfw literally precum outta my urethrea right now
shes so cute :3
>>64670042
>we all /sp/ right?
Did the man kick the ball?
>>64670057
Too much tbqh.
>nice body
what he's pure skinnyfat
>>64669770
Works every time
Reeeeeeee
>>64670093
dad bod
>nigger
inb4 0 lights off
Slick moves Mr. T
The must've been a sale on at the shit haircut shop this week
>nice body
What an ugly bikini too.
Oh here we go...
HOL UP I WAS DEE KING OF PORTUGAL N SHEEEEIITTT NOW GIMME DAT FRIED CHIKIN!
Nig BTFO
#rekt
someones about to get KEKED
>his hair
>usher
>these shoes
>omar
jesus
Here we go lads.
>southern accent
>11 lights off
Impressive.
RACISTS MAKING UP EXCUSES
WEEKLY REMINDER:
>Jim Brown[edit]
Wrestler Jim Brown, the first contestant on the first series, was accused of continually harassing his date Caroline Mellor despite the fact that their date didn't work out. Caroline claimed to receive numerous phone calls and texts from him for over four months. Jim was later also charged with possession of child pornography on his computer.[19] Prior to this, Jim was caught pleasuring himself in a Wishaw Sports Centre cubicle, which alerted the police to investigate him.[20] On 21 March 2014, Jim was sentenced to two and a half years in prison for flouting a ban on going near children.[21]
>manlet with a shit do to give him a couple of inches
How do you want it senpai?
>all these coalburners
Fuck off
>>64670125
Why, did your mum get her fanny waxed?
>>64670157
Yeah, I was expecting German
Red lights incoming for totally trivial shit.
Guarantee he chooses a white girl.
>it's a darky episode
>>64670192
Post pics of him
Has Chloe come straight from Art Attack or something?
why is your light on?
>i rrely leik yur heir lad fernandos
>>64670203
That would've need a fucking lawnmower mate, trust me.
>>64670192
sounds like some great banter
>black astronaut
Sure mate.
OOGA BOOGA GIMME SOMMA DAT PHAT WHITE ASS
wtf did the nig do?
