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You know what?

Fuck the autists.

This movie isn't fucking horrible. In fact, it's far from it.

It was also a return to traditional filmmaking despite the few CGI scenes they provided which is expected for a modern film.

Rey is not a fucking Mary-Sue and this is not a piece of Feminist/SJW propaganda.

The wieners and complainers are merely butthurt because this wasn't their Star Wars which clearly shows that they feel the world revolves around them.

This is a symptom of autism and therefore they need to take their Domestos.

That is all.

Fuck you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNuqCblsMDU
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Fuck off troll
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$20 has been successfully deposited into your ShillPal.
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>>64659684
Nice madpost, autist.
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>>64659668
>no Hayden
shit movie 2bh
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>It was also a return to traditional filmmaking
Every scene like that was to appease autists

>Rey was not a Mary Sue
The parts of the plot that didnt revolve arround finding Luke revolved arround her. Also the fact that everyone seemed to think she was great, up and including the fucking bad guy makes her a text book mary sue
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>>64659723
Your autism is flaring up.
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>>64659668

It's an overpaced, near shot-for-shot remake of A New Hope.

I'd rather just watch the better movie, A New Hope.

This movie is completely unnecessary.
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>>64659755
Sorry what did you say? I dont speak autist
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>>64659723
That's not what a Mary Sue is, mate; don't twist the definition of terms to suit your retarded logic.
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>>64659668
This post is true, All of it.
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It's a 7/10 FUN popcorn flick that might be better than that depending on how 8 and 9 turn out. My fear is that Disney is turning it into Hunger Games bullshit for young women.
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I also liked it.

It wasn't amazing but it was good and I'm glad Lucas wasn't allowed anywhere near the script.

fight me
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>>64659774
A failure to communicate is often associated with the disorder known as autism.

>>64659786
> Mommy, mommy, the bad ladies are trying to ruin my Star Tracks!
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Anyone else can't get that face Mark Hamill makes at the end of the movie?
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THE HACKS BETTER NOT MAKE THEM SIBLINGS OR COUSINS
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>>64659817
I said it was 7/10. What more do you want from me?
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>>64659817
Is Disney paying you by the post or hour?
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>>64659845
Poe is going to fuck the shit out of her.
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>>64659877
They're paying for (You)s
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Just posting to give you my support OP. I agree with you. It had a few things I might have done differently but it got the essentials so, so right. Likeable characters with goals who feel like real people. Fun space adventures. Real sets and fantastic visuals. And Kylo Ren was fantastic villain with more depth than Vader in ANH.

Redoing the Death Star was questionable but it was still cool. Anyone who doesn't support the new film is pretty much a traitor to Star Wars fandom in my eyes.
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>>64659817

7/10 is more than fair for the movie, personally I give it a 6.5

If you seriously think this movie deserves better than that, you're the worst fucking kind of plebian.
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>>64659895
Thats just pathetic m8
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>>64659890
what the fuck? that never happened in the movie
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4chan has gone full retard today
Asylum level monging
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>>64659900

>fandom

Get the fuck out.
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>>64659845
Exhibit B. The actors have obvious off-screen chemistry.
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>>64659931
Nom nom nom, keep the madposts coming.
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>>64659900
This post reeks of trying to hard
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>>64659890
Fanfic level writing
If it really is a part of the official book I wouldn't be surprised
Reads like a 12yo wrote it
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>>64659668
hey reddit
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So we can finally agree The Force Awakens is the perfect example how hype can carry a movie alone?
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>>64659766
> near shot for shot

Jesus Christ

The movie was fun. Took my nephew and niece and they loved it and I had fun as well. Its about all I wanted from a movie
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>>64659975
It is an excerpt from the official novel, yes.
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>>64659999
AYY FUCK YOU FAGGOT
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>>64659990
Hype Culture is bullshit. Kill yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8pmW9uFBuE
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Anyone using 'chemistry' unironically is almost certainly a child or a squeeing middle aged fat woman with no friends
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>>64659999
Didn't mean to get quads. Sorry for the shit get.
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>>64660028
well you've just ruined everyone's day now haven't you
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Why are /tv/irgins such hipsters?
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>>64659668
Is it traditional to have campy and completely out of place comedic "relief" every chance you get instead of building suspense in the plot? Because if that is what passes for cinematographic goodness, then fuck your shit opinions OP.
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>>64659998

It is.

Starts with star destroyer showing its size relative to something.

Trouble with rebels near desert planet.

Rebels get fucked up, a droid escapes.

Droid finds its way to protagonist, reveals it has information critical to rebellion.

Protagonist finds an old veteran, a father figure they didn't know they had. Surrenders old life for new one full of intrigue and mystery.

Goes to a cantina with new father figure type.

Needs to escape cantina.

Makes contact with rebellion, it's revealed there's a super weapon.

Death star (or star destroyer) blows up some shit.

They're panicked, need to blow up super weapon.

Father figure infiltrates the super weapon, is killed by someone he knows in full view of protagonist.

Super weapon gets blown up.


IT'S THE EXACT SAME FUCKING MOVIE, JUST IN A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT ORDER. SAME FUCKING MOVIE.

I'll stick with the clearly superior one.
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>>64660125
>posting on 4chan
>not being some form of hipster
anonymity is the epitome of obscurity.

Now go back to reddit.
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>>64659668
TFA is the greatest disappointment since my son.
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>>64659668
Get a real job, you degenerate-mini-waged shill!
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>>64660185
> never watched the movie
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>>64660185
Do you know what shot for shot means?
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>>64660225
Red Letter Media will probably like this movie like the cuckoids they are.

>>64660220
4chan officially confirmed to be more hipster than Reddit.
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Reminder that fun is a buzzword.
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>>64659668
Shoo shoo shill
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>>64660234

Might as well be, because jew jew kikebrams managed to make a shitty knockoff.
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>>64660333
>>>/pol/
Get back to your containment board.
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>>64660252
>Red Letter Media will probably
They already did. "I loved it. It was everything I hoped it would be." -Mike Staklasso

Based Rich thought it was "okay"
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Can fans of TFA answer these questions for me?

Why did Rey decide to keep BB-8 after telling it not to follow her in the previous scene?
Why did Rey become enamoured with Finn when he said he was a resistance fighter?
Why was Finn so enamoured with Rey that he was willing to lie to impress her?
How was Han's regret over his son's actions reflected in his relationship with Rey?
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>>64660350
Pathetic
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>>64660333
Trips confirm

>>64659668
Shoo shoo shill
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>>64659998
>not my wife's son
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>>64660384
Take your autism medication.

>>64660395
Nice samefag.
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>>64660350
We know your rhetoric by now.

>>64659668
Shoo shoo, shill
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>>64660368
>Why did Rey decide to keep BB-8 after telling it not to follow her in the previous scene?
Because it served the plot.
>Why did Rey become enamoured with Finn when he said he was a resistance fighter?
>Why was Finn so enamoured with Rey that he was willing to lie to impress her?
They were physically attracted to one another.
>How was Han's regret over his son's actions reflected in his relationship with Rey?
It wasn't.
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>>64660412
pathetic
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>>64659668
Shoo shoo shill

>>64660350
Absolutely not falling for it
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>>64659668
Shoo shoo shill
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>>64660347
But its not, not even a little bit.

>>64660368
>Why did Rey decide to keep BB-8 after telling it not to follow her in the previous scene?
She felt bad for it. Followed her intuition to not sell it.

>Why did Rey become enamoured with Finn when he said he was a resistance fighter?
Because she respects the resistance and hates the first order.

>Why was Finn so enamoured with Rey that he was willing to lie to impress her?
She's a qt and also saw she had BB8 with her so he wanted to honor Poe's request because at that point he believed he was dead.

>How was Han's regret over his son's actions reflected in his relationship with Rey?
He probably saw a child in Rey that wasn't an evil little asshole and shared talents and skills and interest that he had.
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>>64660412
>better try some new tricks
>they're onto my shilling!
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>>64660478

How so? Other than a few new characters, the plot is exactly the same.
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>>64659668
but rey is a mary sue and no amount of sjw bitching is going to change that
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>>64659668
/tv/ in a nutshell.

This movie was good, /tv/ is so desperate to shitpost they now unironically love the prequels.
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>>64660513
Nice bait, mate.

See >>64660350

>>64660384
>>64660432
Nom nom nom, feed me more autistic posts.
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>>64660576
pathetic
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>>64660227
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>>64660512
Its not exactly the same, they share hallmarks and it definitely borrows TOO much from the OT but to say its exactly the same is incorrect.

Even then, its not a shot for shot remake, like in absolutely no way because shot for shot means exactly that. As in you can play both movies side by side and the shot compostion and framing would be nearly identical.
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>>64660028
how new are you?
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>>64660576
Hey, I remember you from my Disney Online Marketing Strat class!

How's it been?
Have you met your quota?
Are you going through the proper steps?
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>>64660597
Repetition is a symptom of autism.
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>>64659668
shoo shoo, shill
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>>64660622
Are you implying that wasn't a shit get?
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>>64660650
> resorting to spouting nonsense

Come on anon you're better than that. Disney Marketing class what the fuck?
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>>64660666
>let's call them autists, maybe that'll distract them
>Disney marketing is hard
>my fingers hurt
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>>64659668
>Fuck the autists.
>This movie isn't fucking horrible. In fact, it's far from it.

You're at stage 1.
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>>64660608

Okay, but you admit it's near exactly the same and inferior to A New Hope?

So then it's logical to follow that it could be rejected for A New Hope because A New Hope is clearly superior?

And that this new movie was incredibly uninspired, purely-for-profit running out of ideas typical hollywood shit because it lacks all of the imagination, character, and charm involved in the original trilogy?

It's an unnecessary movie. You're paying to watch the same movie again because it's comfortable and you'll lap it right up.
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>>64660730
Nice tardflaring.

>>64660737
Illegible gibberish.
See >>64660350
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>>64660666
All actors have autism?
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>>64660666
pathetic
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>>64660666
Says the guy who calls everyone autists
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>>64660714
>>64660766
Dude, we know.
The jig is up.
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>>64660766
>Illegible gibberish.

Thought so. The ones who like the movie are the low IQ idiots.
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>>64660766
pathetic
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>>64660773
Thanks for confirming his post.

Are you so busy trying to troll that you forgot to make yourself look less retarded?

>>64660805
Rephrase your sentence.
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>>64659668
Shoo shoo, dirty shill
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>>64659668
You know what kept me appreciating Star Wars all these years was the charisma and charm brought out by the original cast. You can guess the trajectory of my enthusiasm through the years. It was really nice to finally watch a cast bring these qualities back to the franchise.
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>>64660840
pathetic
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>>64660833
Your virginity is showing.

>>64660839
Nice botpost.
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>>64659668
you are a fucking tool, op
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>>64660714
>>64660766
It's so fucking obvious.

Leave, you fool
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>>64660875
pathetic
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>>64660650
this movie already made a shitzillion dollars. There is no need to "shill" here anymore.

If anything they would direct their attention to the chinese.
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>>64660875
Pathetic
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>>64660918
They're doing reputation control

In any case

>>64659668
Get out shill
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>>64660714
>>64660766
Ahahahahahahhaha!
A regular person wouldn't be wasting so much time trying to discredit the people calling him out

>>64659668
LEAVE SHILL
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>>64661022
Take your Domestos.
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>>64659668
We're not buying it anymore.

Leave
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Anyone who likes this movie has the IQ of a toddler. FACT!
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Did the shill leave? Can we go back to rightfully hating this bland piece of shit?
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>>64659668
Only one member of my friendgroup and family disliked it and he's a fuck.

7.5/10, watched it 3 times. Regret nothing.
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>>64661083
See >>64660350
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ITS NOT FAIR THIS MOVIE WAS SUCCESSFUL
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>>64659668
Shoo shoo, shill

>>64661037
>>64660766
>>64660714


ABSOLUTE DAMAGE CONTROL
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>>64660666

I thought that was Ed O'neil fromthe thumbnail.
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>>64659668

You know I actually really enjoyed it too. The new characters were surprisingly interesting and I was engaged for the entire runtime (minus le kanjiclub).

I'd go so far as to say it's possibly the best of the children's space wizard movies that they've made.
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>>64661083
Nah it was a good flick senpai desu
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>>64659668
>Rey is not a fucking Mary-Sue and this is not a piece of Feminist/SJW propaganda.

I did like the movie, but this is wrong
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>>64659668
>Watching le ITS JUST ME OPINION BRO guy
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>>64660368
A change of heart
She has a positive opinion of the resistance
He's attracted to her (good ol' fashion content here.)
Good question. like to ponder that one.
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>>64661109
Pathetic
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>>64659668
This movie was awful

Get out

There are so many other jobs that pay better than Disney Marketing.
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>>64661138
It's not, mora; get the fuck back to bijou, Fatt Fucker.

>>64661160
Autism.
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>that one mad autist who keeps screaming about shills

wew, sad
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>>64661204
pathetic
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>>64661204
pathetic
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For a change Star Wars is cool, fun -- tones done away with during TNG I mean, prequel, era.
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>>64659668
No. It was bad.

See you next thread, Disney Marketing.

Will you still be around by then, or is turnover high?
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>>64661263

Autism.

>>64661255

Autism.
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>>64661273
The Jedi council scenes had all the vibe of the Enterprise D bridge.
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>>64661292
pathetic
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>>64661273
>>64659668
Too obvious, disney friend
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>>64661292
pathetic
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>>64659668
Disney is really shitting up this place
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>>64661292
Pathetic
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>>64659668
>didney tries to market on 4chin
>didney tries to astroturf positive opinions about their crock of shit movie
>/tv doesn't buy it

EXPOSED
X
P
O
S
E
D
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>>64661323
ooooooh. You've unmaaasked me. I am Mickey Mouse. Here's a gold coin, Zelda.
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So there's a new movie and it has nothing new.
The main character have no problem what so ever and the movie have a puny villain who is equal to a low-tier stormtrooper.
It slaughters everything we was taught about the force. But hey if you had fun with it, good for you. If you liked the Marvel super-hero movies you are just going to love this one ;)
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>>64661292
Pathetic
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>>64661354
>>64661327

AUTISM!
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>>64661478

Autism.
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>>64661483
>>64661508
pathetic
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>>64661483
>>64661508
pathetic
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>>64661483
>>64661508
pathetic
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>>64661521
>>64661537

AUTISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Night, faggots!
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It was ok.

Felt too much like a remake of the sequels then it's own thing.
Can we get a Star Wars film that DOESN'T involve some not-Rebels planning to destroy a giant not-empire sphere station.
Or has a droid that has some critical information that the not-rebels seek.


Rey was a mary-fucking-sue, There's no way round that, she was annoying and unlikable.
LITERALLY young Anakin Skywalker 2.0 except she's older and female (which will probably make her immune to criticism).

I have hope that the next few films will be better.
I went into TFA with low expectations and came out pleasantly surprised so hopefully the trend will continue.

At least Han died so we don't have to suffer through more old people acting, I just hope Mark Hamil gets minimal screentime.
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>>64661444
You see, this is how we KNOW that you aren't from /tv.

Get out you disney-made bitch
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>>64661564
pathetic
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>>64661563
>>64661537
>>64661521
>>64661508
>>64661483
who let reddit in here?
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>>64661564
Pathetic
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>>64659668
Get out Disnazi
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>>64659668
Not your customer base, disney
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>>64661588
Dubs don't lie
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>>64659668
They can't pay THAT well at disney? Seriously, are you not qualified for any other jobs?
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>>64660749
I think TFA borrows too much from the overall OT than just a New Hope. People forget that Jedi ended with a Death Star too, which is what it reminded me more of since it was checking things across the OT series and it just felt more like ANH because its the first of a trilogy. It was more about setting up characters (Rey and Kylo in particular) than it was about anything else.

I was just annoyed someone kept saying it was a shot for shot, because it wasn't and they kept repeating it so I felt the need to clear that up. TFA is about as necessary as the PT so make of that what you will.

>>64660831
Wasn't me senpai
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Someone who wasn't going for damage control wouldn't waste so much time replying.

You also are throwing out the "back to /pol" or "back to reddit" posts without their normal context. It would be reddit to actually like this movie.

You don't understand board culture here.
You're trying to manage damage control against all of the people calling you out

This is so Disney that it's apparent to everyone
>>64661588
>>64661564
>>64661508
>>64661483
>>64661444
>>64661292
>>64661204
>>64661037
>>64660918
>>64660766
>>64660714
>>64660606
>>64660412
>>64660350
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>>64659933
The hair style is ugly on her.
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>>64661798

Yeah, and the prequels sucked so.

Watching TFA cemented that I only need the original movies. Everything else is just pointless fluff.
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>>64659900
>Anyone who doesn't support the new film is pretty much a traitor to Star Wars fandom in my eyes.
>t. EU is no longer canon
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>>64661051
>>64661022
>>64661113
>>64661187
>>64661289
>>64661323
>>64661351
>>64661436
>>64661603
>>64661633
>>64661687
>Implying Disney gives 2 fucks about what a board of about 3000 people on some Korean newspaper comic fansite thinks of their most successful movie
>Implying Disney has even heard of the /tv/ board on 4Chan
>Implying they would pay people to convince people who have already seen it and made up their minds that it was good

Stay paranoid.
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>>64661595
>>64661584

TRAITOR!
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>>64661831
>it would be reddit to like this movie

Why?
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>>64659990
it didn't last forever for phantom menace, it wont last forever for this either.
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>>64661831
>it would be reddit to actually like this movie
Given that reddit has a history of being edgy and contrarian to get upvotes, hello reddit!
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>>64661831
> muh Disney Shill boogeyman

My post>>64660714 wasn't even disagreeing, just pointing out how nonsensical his post.
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>>64661974
>implying it won't
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>>64661831
see >>64661946
It's hilarious that when someone has an opinion you disagree with it's 'shilling'
I liked TFA
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>>64661946
In the next couple of minutes I predict someone is going to try and prove to you that star wars shills post here. When questioned they'll reveal that they actually mean is EA shills on /v/ posting about star wars battlefront. when pushed for details theyll tell you to google it yourself, faggot which will lead to some articles about how EA has shills on their own forums. if you call them out on it youll get called a shill, a redditor etc. thats how 4chan has always worked.

You see this is how the minds of these people work, they take one distant, tangental incident and extrapolate it to a ridiculous degree rather than just admit that some people might actually like the things they don't like and be perfectly fine with that.
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>>64661904

Star Wars never should have extended past the OT and the hardcore fan EU shit. I agreee with you whole heartedly. Seeing decades of planned movies by Disney for Marvel and Star Wars movies depresses the shit out of me.

Weren't people predicting the collapse of Hollywood some years ago?
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>>64659668
Get out, disney
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>>64659668
>The Force Awakens LOVE Thread

Sure, I'll bite.
I loved the scenes on not-Tatooine where not-Female Luke dreamed of leaving her backwater not-Tatooine. I loved how Finn somehow in one day found the good in him that was buried under mental conditioning he's received since his birth, I loved how he was willingly killing his comrades despite having been traumatized just the day before by the death of one.
I loved how not-Artoo had important information for the not-rebellion from not-Wedge Antilles. I loved how he was nearly captured by a not-Jawa before being saved by not-Female Luke... you know what. This is getting repetitive, I don't have time to talk about not-Yavin where the not-Mos Eisley cantina was with the not-Max Rebo band playing.
Or the not-Deathstar.
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>>64659975
>reads like a 12yo wrote it
So, it's official Star Wars then
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>>64662114
Get out sperg
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>>64661927
Well not confirmed canon most of them are legends so anything before the prequels can still be considered okay right?
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>>64662174
I guess, until Disney makes something contradicting that.
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I've solved it.

You're reddit if you liked TFA, and you're reddit if you compare TFA to capeshit because presumably that means you are acquainted with reddit capeshit.
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>>64662225
nice try, reddit.
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>>64662121
Official Disney
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>>64659668
Wew, Disney
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>>64659668
Now who would be interested in a wager?
It's pretty clear that, in terms of revenue, TFA will overtake Jurassic World in due time – possibly on this weekend.

But will it beat Titanic? It's a steep climb from $ ~1.67 billion (JW) to $ ~2.19 billion (Titanic). But don't forget: TFA has only just been released in China!

Hence I'm pretty sure TFA will become the 2nd highest grossing film (unadjusted for inflation) quite soon.
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>>64659668
Hey, it's your boss at Disney Marketing.

Just letting you know that I know you're trying very hard, but they're starting to catch on.

Remember what we taught you!
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>>64662390
>>64662556
see >>64662089
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>>64659890
And then it'll be "Splinter of the Mind's Eye" all over again...
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>>64662646
pathetic
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>>64659845
>>64659890
Nah, Rey don't like boys.
Personally I'm still waiting for fanart showing Leia teaching Rey how to force-masturbate.
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>>64662691
>To really enjoy you first need to cut up a line of deathsticks...
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Looking up some opinions on Rey, it seems like prevailing opinion is that she is a Mary Sue, but it doesn't matter and you should just enjoy it.

They acknowledge bad writing but just ignore it.
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>>64659668
>>64659668
agreed familia

fuck the storm fags they can shit this board up for 3 more months TFA is still superior to anything lucas put out
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>>64659668
>>64662646
Most of this thread is people calling you out.

We don't like your shitty movie.

Please go and have a Disney Day
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>>64662714
That scene where she overpowers Kylo's force grip and pulls Luke's lightsaber to her. I just stopped caring at that moment.
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>>64659999
Consider those checked
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>>64662706
>a line of deathsticks
>a line of deathsticksssss
> --line of deathsticksssssss
> -------------- death---- sticksssssssss
> ͍̦̮̼-̪̼̫͎̦̦͕͠-̳̱͈̲̞̦̕-̩̗̬ ҉̼͙de̶at̤̯̣̟h͖̘͕̻̤͇͔ -̭̦̝̰-̨̬̭͈-̜͇͚͈͓̺͉͞-̙͇̝-̦͓̹ͅ-̖̥̲̼͜ ͖͙s͈̦͍̭̮̲̥t̫͓̳̜̣ḭ̠̪͎̘ç̦͔͖̼̻̟͓k̗̜̻̭̲̲̠s̲-̻͈̦̺͇̩͉͝--̤̦͇͔̠͈͡s̼͔̘̜̘̥s̛s̬͚-͇̫-̸̞̬̯̝s͏̰s̶̤̯̱̳s̡̮̜̳̠̜̯̝-̧͕͍̺̗̬̦̗s͕̩͡s̵̲̬̱̰͎s̤̘̣̱ͅ--͈-̱̫̦̰̩͓͖͘
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I can argue it is objectively an awful and incomplete movie. Its starting premise is to find Luke Skywalker (even this premise is dumb, Like looks like an emo runaway wanting his parents to work to find him with that hacky split map), instead it retreads all of Episode 4 with a poorly written attack on a bigger Death Star. At the very end instead of finding out why Luke ran away and what they plan tp do, you get a melodramatic staring contest.

The movie fails to deliver it initial premise and basically tells the viewer "FUCK YOU" with the last scene.
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>>64661946
>Disney has never heard of one of the most popular websites on the internet

Stay stupid.
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>>64662852
Heh.
Drugz.
Heh heh.
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>>64662864
>Its starting premise is to find Luke Skywalker
>The movie fails to deliver it initial premise

but they do find Luke in the end.
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>>64662911
Yeah, and didn't give him a single line of dialog to generate false hype for the next shitfest that will be released in IMAX 3D Reserve Your Tickets Today!
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>>64662691
Alright. Lemme get out my drawing kit.
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>>64659723
>Every scene like that was to appease autists

Then why didn't it work on you?
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>>64662751
just proves how autistic you stormfags are
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>>64659723
>The parts of the plot that didnt revolve arround finding Luke revolved arround her

Weird that the plot revolves around the MAIN CHARACTER OF THE NEW SERIES????
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Don't worry about it.

In 5 years everyone on this board will love this film.
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>>64662984
> moving goalposts
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>>64659668
This all entirely true and proven by the fact that the movie is already 4th grossing moving of all time and it hasn't even opened in China yet.

Autists and contrarians btfo.
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>>64663218
How is that 'moving the goalposts'?
Sounds like you need to study the /pol/ sticky again, reddit.
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>>64663181
when jar jar abrams makes a sequel so bad it makes this one look good.
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>>64659668
I don't think it was horrible by any means. A few scenes were well done and entertaining. Some of it just felt ridiculous, like the major obvious death. And it basically revealed that our heroes achieved literally nothing at the end of RotJ, which is kind of a shitty way to treat the source material.
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>>64662984
Yeah, and didn't give him a single line of dialog to generate false hype for the next shitfest that will be released in IMAX 3D Reserve Your Tickets Today!

doesn't change the fact that your initial claim is demonstrably wrong.
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>>64663318
>our heroes achieved literally nothing at the end of RotJ
How? They killed the Emperor and the empire collapsed. No shit there was going to be some kind of remnant given how fucking massive it was.
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>>64663263
> movie fails to deliver its premise
> but it did deliver
> yeah but he didn't even say anything!?!?!??!

i.e. moving goal post
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>>64663339
I'm not that other guy. He obviously left the thread because unlike you star shitters, he probably has a life.
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>>64663262
movie*

kill me
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>>64659716
If I was a girl Hayden would have my babies.
No homo.
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>>64663381
see
>>64663395
redditard
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>>64663395
>he probably has a life.
>shitposting on /tv/

wew lad
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>>64659716
He'll be in it next time.
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>>64663419
> says he isn't that other poster
> he must be telling the truth
> even then replying to that other comment disregards the correction to make an entirely different point

Reddit is trying real hard in this thread
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>>64659668
>lol look at me I KNOW WHAT AUTISM HERE IS A SYMPTOM LE AUTISM NYUK NYUK NYUK
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>>64663502
>getting this mad over a movie made for toddlers.

Top kuk reddit.
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>>64662904
It isn't Facebook, or Twitter, or Youtube, or Google. Probably not. If they did I doubt they'd go to the trouble of paying people to post opinions contrary to others. For what purpose?
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>>64663597
> implying I have any strong feelings for this board, TFA or any faggots here at all

I'm dead inside anon
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>>64663648
Please, everyone knows 4chan, that's why faggots like you post here.
It's just no one likes to admit it or talk about it because of it's nefarious reputation for supporting racism and pedophilia.
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>>64662691
Liek dis?
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>>64663741
No. This site isn't as big as yo think it is. The people that go on here never seem to shut up about it irl it seems, and when they talk about it with people nobody has a clue and I internally cringe.
>racism
I guess
>pedophilia
lol no
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