My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Count.
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one
two
two times the powers
ahahahaa
>muh animu power levels
why is lucas such a hack?
>>64655433
>dubs
Nice
>>64655542
Star Wars was always anime as fuck. It's more anime now than it ever has been. Rey literally has a mid fight powerup.
>>64655433
>My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Count.
But what did he mean by this?
>>64656018
It means that he can spin his light saber twice as fast since he fought him on Obi Diah
>>64656018
He's asking Dooku to count his powers, just so he knows that they have in fact doubled in amount.
>>64655433
So, has his power doubled since AOTC or since they last saw each other in The Clone Wars cartoon?
>tfw when you realize Lucas only named him 'Count' because Lee was famous for Dracula.
He must've fucking hated it.
>>64655433
After losing his arm, and therefore midichlorians, wouldn't Anikan be weaker in the force? Maybe he meant he trained more and has more discipline in the force.
>>64656508
Midichlorians are the body's reaction to the force flowing through.
Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord OP. Your sad devotion to that ancient script has not helped you conjure up the stolen doubles, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the janitor's hidden triples!
>>64656613
kek
>>64655496
lel
>>64655496
underrated
NO...NO...I HAVE THE DOUBLES!
>>64657344
twice the pride, double the doubles
>KERSHHH-SCREEN FREEZES
>Whoa! Stop the tape!
>the screen becomes projected as dooku walks into frame
>"you're probably wondering who that schmuck is"
>he jerks his thumb over his shoulder at anakin
>"or how I ended up in this situation"
>"and we'll get there in due time"
>"but first let's let's roll this story back to its beginning"
>screen fades to black
>"it all starts with a man named sheev, and magic little things called midichlorians"
[STAR WARS THEME BLASTS WITH TITLE
Why do eyebrow scars look so badass? I sometime consider injuring myself just to have one
>>64657344
impressive
>>64657351
YOU FOOL, I'VE BEEN TRAINED IN YOUR MEME ARTS BY COUNT DOUBLES
I should have known the singles were plotting to take over!
>Dooku will never be as badass as he was in Clone Wars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcXaicGvcvA
>>64657428
ANAKIN THE DOUBLES ARE EVIL!
>>64655433
My powers have doubled since the last time we met, cunt.
>>64657461
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE SINGLES ARE EVIL!
>>64657516
THEN YOU ARE LOST!
>>64657545
MY ALLEGIANCE IS TO DOUBLES. TO THESE DIGITS!
>>64655433
Anakin wants Dooku to count his powers.
>>64657578
IF YOU'RE NOT SINGLES THEN YOU'RE MY ENEMY!
>>64655433
he did some power leveling
>Jedi has to maim his good friend
>I ain't no fortunate Wan starts playing
>>64655496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM
>>64656018
he is telling him to check his dubs
>>64657392
can this skill be learned?
>>64657744
Not from a small guy.
>>64657428
doubs are the traitors
>>64655496
Did he always have a goatee?
>>64657607
ONLY DOUBLES DEAL IN PLURAL DIGITS
>>64655726
And she's basically a walking waifu
>inb4 people believing Rey wasn't created for the cuck asian market
>>64657365
Am I the only one that sees this face on dooku's head?
>>64657770
>>64657744
not from a shitposter
>>64657770
I'm pretty fly for a jedi
I'll try doubles, that's a good trick!
>Everyone is shitting on midi-chlorians
Fucking redditors. Power levels and power ranking means a better story. All the great stories always have an explicit power ranking: The Bible, DBZ, Twilight. All stories that work better with the power levels.
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>>64655433
My powers have dubbed since the last time we met, Count.
>>64657923
My unquestioned authority has doubled since the last time we met, grandfather.
>>64657923
Your ancient religion is no match for the power of my doubles.
>>64658114
you have failed me for the last time
>>64658375
DOUBLES SAVE ME!
>>64657775
bearstein
>>64658399
>>64658465
ttttttrips
Have you heard the story of darth Bateman the doubles bringer?
>>64658399
POWER! UNLIMITED POWER!
>>64656478
Istari Dooku would have been more fitting.
>>64658495
Yes, but... tell me a second time.
>>64657474
>Tony Bennett
>>64657437
>YOU LIE
Goddamnit Obi-Wan. Dooku has basically told you that he created the Clone Army, and you STILL can't put two and two together?
Then again, Dooku told him that Sidious controls the Senate and he still didn't care. Obi-Wan's an idiot
>>64658536
Not a story the jedi would tell you
Darth Bateman was a dark lord of the sith, so powerful and so wise that he could use the force to influence post timers and create doubles.. He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even create triples
OOOBA OOOBA
Look sir, doubles!
>>64657437
Why is it that no bridge in the Star Wars universe has a guard rail? Those are some pretty precarious fucking bridges.
>YOUR NEW KANJIKLUB?
>>64658886
its a walkway near a prison
>>64655496
five star post
>>64657437
I love how every single time it's Obi/Anakin vs. Dooku, Dooku tries to remove Obi from the fight immediately so he can wreck Anakin alone.
He knows what's up, he's not going to give him the chance to gain any kind of High or Low ground.
