Why is he always looking out of windows what the fuck does he do all day? does he just stare out his window all day?
>>64654418
Admiring his empire.
>>64654418
the star wars
>>64654418
he's just thinking thinking of Macewindow
>>64654418
He's using the force to fuck women on distant planets
Space is fucking cool, especially when you control the whole galaxy.
Imagine having the kind of power he held.
>>64654470
>all that power
>let me just sit here and stare at basically a night sky
>>64654418
thingen of life
>>64654492
He has the force though, he's connected to everything
>>64654492
>implying clear night skies aren't comfy as fuck
Palpatine knew how to enjoy the simple things in life more than any jedi, hell he wore comfy robes all day long and had a nice custom throne he could move with the force.
He contemplates the moment in the garden, the idea of allowing your own crucifixion.
>>64654531
Connected to everything? Even that guy on Tatooine pissing in a bottle in his basement?
>be Sheev
>Old as fuck
>look out space window
>think he might like to fly his shuttle over to the galactic thrift store
>maybe they have jipoor snipets or whatever he likes
>decides he's too tired
>>64654418
wouldn't you jerk off all day in front of the universe if you had unlimited poowwaaaa? hm?
>>64654418
this thread is far better than it ought to have been
>>64654418
Isn't a giant window to space a pretty shitty design choice, especially when it's the throne room of your leader?
I wonder if the death star has it's own internet connection.
>>64654587
>tfw he finally got to rule the galaxy but was too old to truly enjoy it
Poor Sheev, imagine having to wake up one morning to find out your prized space station got blown up by a bunch of hippies.
I'll bet he just went back to bed and didn't feel anything after that until Vader told him his son could be a good successor, imagine him feeling the first bit of joy in years to that noise.
>>64654580
If it has midi-chlorians he can feel it in some capacity
>>64654604
>a long time ago in a galaxy far far away
>shoot a load into space
>a long time later that spunk finally hits an asteroid
>that asteroid eventually hits a planet, and turns out to be the first bit of DNA that sparked life on Earth
>>64654418
yes
>>64654418
Sheev: Look, Vader. Everything the force touches is our kingdom.
Darth Vader: Wow.
Sheev: A king's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, Vader, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you as the new king.
Darth Vader: And this'll all be mine?
Sheev: Everything.
Darth Vader: Everything the force touches...
>>64654716
I always wondered what the Empire would be like under Vader's rule
>>64654627
imperial hubris. same as the bridge on a star destroyer or sending in brite-white armored stormtroopers into forests and deserts. like the bright red coats british soldiers wore fighting indians in north american forests
Do Sith Lords take shits?
>>64654732
All out war on sand.
Seriously: Did Sheev ever score?
>>64654773
Wasn't Anakin his fucktoy? I thought it was supposed to be like how in Rome the ruler took a young boy to take under his wing and fuck all the time.
>>64654418
He meditates and fucks shit up all over the show with his mind.
>>64654773
I remember having a picture of him with some twi'lek bitches on vacation but I can't find it.
>>64654492
he spent 50 years working to infiltrate a huge space government into giving him UNLIMITED POWAAH so he could stage a coup and destroy all his enemies
let him just sit for a bit
>>64654658
>your favourite death star gets blown up
>curl into bed and watch space netflix
>the retarded robot butler calls you up and tells you his son could be a handy replacement
>awesome; now things are beginning to look up
>start your plans to convert the young skywalker to the dark side
>you fail but BTFO the jedi anyway so it doesn't really matter
>your only opposition is about to be extinguished, you feel your luck changing
>the retarded robot throws you down a mineshaft
being sheev is suffering
>>64654773
He banged your mom. Where else do you think he got the idea for the design of the Death Star?
>>64654492
Can you imagine using to the force to amplify your space grass?
According to the Star Wars RPG sourcebook (admittedly not the the most reliable source) the Emperor had a harem of Twi'lek dancers. So when he's not communing with the dark side he probably does kick back and relax every now and then.
>>64654628
I heard they have 4chan blocked
>>64654418
yea
>>64654542
Do you think his throne well, doubles as a throne?
>>64654857
>space netflix
>they still can't get the rights to any goid movies even with the Emperor's bidding
Poor Sheev, not even he can fight the power of the MPAA.
>>64654492
>night sky
It's space senpaitachi
>>64654933
>Sheev
>blocking his meme propaganda machine
>>64654773
Yes
>>64654814
... how did he fuck anakin after he was burnt and put in the vader suit?
>>64655102
>>64655102
>you will never wake up to Sheev gently caressing you
WHY FUCKING EXIST
>>64655158
His anus wasn't burnt.
>>64655158
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... Unnatural.
>>64655234
>The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... Unnatural.
Was he talking about anal sex?
>>64655102
>That monologue about killing the Jews during this sequence
>>64655284
You tell me.
>>64655234
>>64655321
>>64655102
Is that Jared Leto?
>>64654418
>>64654492
He can do anything, maybe he appears on toast and space tortillas with the force.
>>64655102
it all makes sense now.
>>64655102
OH MY GOD
>>64654418
He's old. That's what old people do.
>>64655408
It's Fassbender.
>>64655428
>now just stand there, pull your saber out and gently let it rest over anakin's saber
>>64655517
I need somebody to write a fanfiction about this now. I need it.
My boner hurts.
>>64654418
>this thread
kekt
Did Sheev smoke weed?
This is not what I came here for.
>>64655679
He smoked cock.
>>64655592
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5186088/25/The-Anakin-and-Palpatine-Letters
I will never turn to sheevposting...You failed, your sheevness..I am a baneposter, like my dubs before me
>>64655721
Skywalker?
>>64655699
You can't become Supreme Chancellor, Galactic Emperor, and Dark Lord of the Sith without pleasuring a meaty manstick or two, you naive, scrumptious young lad.
What happens when you ejaculate in space?
Where does it go?
>>64654418
Why didn't the rebels just send a lone X-wing to blast that window with a couple of torpedoes, killing the emperor? I'm pretty sure it's canon that the emperor wasn't invulnerable to being fucking incinerated. Was the Force stopping them or something?
>>64655807
into your mumie a black hole ;))
>>64654697
we are all descendants of sheeve, we all have one medicholian floating around our buttholes
FORCE FART
>>64655826
How would they know which window to blast
>>64655706
damn...
is this canon?
>>64655102
re
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re
>>64654418
It's an old people thing.
>>64654418
Fuck you.
>>64654814
It's a shame he didn't get to bang prime Anakin for very long because of him getting rekt by Obi ;_;
>>64655859
They could use the force.
Why did he leave a big bottomless hole laying in the floor of his office?
>>64655706
where's le porn?
>>64654773
Wait guys what if he used the force to fuck Anakins slave mom? What if her "virgin birth" was Sheeve hanging out back in the toilets at the senate using the force to fuck women across the galaxy while on his lunch break?
>>64654492
Palpie is very restrained whenever he's not being utterly evil. It's weird, the Dark Side is supposed to be all about emotions, but his default setting is utterly placid.
Maybe he was so powerful and wise he was usually beyond the whole light and dark side shtick.
>>64654732
Shitty. Basically North Korea in space, with everyone scrambling to meet his ever-changing whims and admiring him openly to soothe his ego and temperament.
>>64655102
that's... that's really cute.
n-no homo guys.
