>Disney says that one Star Wars character must be a homo for the diversity requirement
You get to pick the character. Who do you select? My choice is pic related.
>inb4 everyone says Poe
>>64653940
A newly introduced twi'lek chick.
General Hux
>>64653940
The answer is Finn, because of the tumblr/twitter war it would start.
>if Finn was gay he would literally be a Gay Nigger From Outer Space
>>64653940
Han Solo. Just to make a statement that can't be overlooked
>>64653996
Why would it start a war?
The liberal majority on Tumblr/Twitter would be delighted.
Rey of course. Everybody is way more acceptable of dykes than duelists
>>64653940
>AI's have gender and sexual orientations too!
It's like looking into our sjw policed future. Mankind is truly doomed
>>64653940
bb8xr2d2 ship away
Obi-Wan.
He can have secret homolust for Anakin but since he's actually a competent Jedi he just shrugs it off and ignores it, everything is the same.
>>64654037
>Why would it start a war?
Tumblr is all for supporting minorities, but it also has the homo agenda, and the gender fluid agenda, and the binary and cis agenda, and all that other sexual ideology.
The issue though, is blacks are terribly homophobic. They see that as emasculating and offensive to them. They will see it as "You put this black male lead in star wars, next to this fine ass honey, and you gonna make the nigga gay? wut wrong wit you nigga?"
The SJW's though will be upset that the black community is not accepting of a homosexual black man. The war between the two would be a glorious back and forth of blacks vs sexuality agenda social justice warriors.
>>64654166
Please don't make me sad.
>>64653973
wtf is this from? Also lol at random scifi quotes in the background.
>>64653940
but he was already gay
>>64654215
No idea. Got it in a Star Wars thread here not terribly long ago.
Rey
>female lead
>strong jewish woman don't need no man
>movie ends with her embracing a life long partner that she was involved with
>two lesbians fly off in m-falcon with just married sign on the back
>>64654064
In all honesty, wouldn't a droid that feels complex emotion be capable of feeling love?
Then again, 3PO would probably acknowledge that as a gender less creation he literally cannot be a homosexual if he wanted to.
chewbacca
>>64654315
>giant
>hairy
He would certainly appeal to gay dudes.
>>64653940
Luke Skywalker, his orientation is still legitimately questionable.
He still has no love interest, he actually might be gay even if Lucas was still at the head.
If they go ahead with it, it wouldn't go against anything that's happened within the SW universe. Autismos would have to accept it. It's even rumored that he Was gay so making it official wouldn't be a stretch by any means
Beyega
>>64654306
>Implying millenium falcon's son won't kill him in the VIII
>>64653940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4N0Ap2rkdI
>>64654166
It would make his pressuring Anakin to stay away from Padme make more sense too. Anakin was tempted by love, and so was Obi wan. Pottery.
>>64654334
If I recall Lucas was rather adamant about no homosexuality in star wars. Though, that could have just been something that the faggy guy that played shadowrun blew out of proportion just to bitch about shit.
>>64653940
The guy watching it.
>>64654315
no what about mala and lumpy?
>>64654334
b-but muh mara jade
>>64653940
C3PO being gay has been a joke since 1977 anon, keep up
>>64653940
I'd be down for that.
Maybe we can finally get some gay C3P0 lewds then
>>64653940
Are you a time traveler? Of course 3PO was the faggot of the OT.
>>64653940
Fin
>>64654166
but he basically raised him from aged 9. that's a bit icky desu.
>>64655127
>>64655176
>>64655120
>>64654534
Just a reminder, that C3PO is queer, but R2 is a sexual deviant. He's always sticking his dick into female computer ports.
>>64654166
Obi-Wan had a gf in Clone Wars
>wears red arm in memory of a lost "friend"
>doesn't want to talk about it
He and R3PO were gay together before R3PO died
>>64654832
>MFW when I love even more recycled plot points for a more progressive audience
>>64655718
I forgot my face
the nigger of course. it would emasculate niggers and prevent it from racemixing
>based lucas would never insert a homo
Why even live now
>>64655744
Satine? Satine and Obi-McGregor-Wan? POTTERY!!!
But I liked Moulin Rouge's Satine better.
>>64656799
C3PO
SW had the homo character, thes strong female character, etc. years before The Current Year. It's not about these tropes, it's about how you use them.
>>64653996
>>64654202
Oh god this. Nothing would be more entertaining than gangsta niggas shit talking SJWs and watching the numales and hambeast reactions
