https://youtu.be/E8uXBdCIsrU
Do adults watch this ?
The only thing that's hard canon are the movies, and hell there's a good chance Disney will remake the Prequels once George is dead and can't complain. Anything else will be deemed non-canon as soon as they're not profitable.
Are there any good Star Wars porn parodies ?
Hell of a lot better than Skippy the Jedi Droid.
>>64650044
what exactly are you talking about?
literally none of this cartoonshit is going to be mentioned in the movies so who cares
Can't skeave the Sheev.
>>64650242
your mother.
you guys are faggots. all the Extended Universe material is 1000000000x better than anything the films show. you're basically admitting you're a pleb going "lol it's not canon to the films who cares", but then again it wouldn't shock me given this is /tv/.
>>64650288
no really what triggered op
>>64650122
>hard canon
Star Wars canon no longer comes in tiers, it's all canon m8.
Either it's canon or it's legends.
>>64650088
I watched it all the way. If you can get over maybe the first 3 seasons being a bit kiddie then yes the later arcs and seasons are just awesome. Same goes for rebels, kiddie one minute, next Vader coming in to fuck shit up.
>>64650341
the EU is fan fiction, tho. Fictional "canon" in general is a retarded concept. everyone should just have their own personal head canon.
Darth Maul was a punk ass bitch and couldn't grieve the Sheev, they had a fight and Maul stayed a punk ass bitch.
What is wrong with that exactly?
Please don't tell me there are casuals on /tv/ who thought Maul was anything other than a sword babby and was always a fill in for Dooku. But knowing you fags, you probably thought Darth Maul was some kind of legend in the Sith archives.
>>64650373
Anon isn't talking about the old tiers of canon sperg, they're saying only the movies matter because the rest of it is mostly shit and it ain't worth digging through.
>>64650044
Any version of maul not dying after fighting obi wan is shit
>Kyle Katarn is not canon
just fmlutbqh senpai
>>64650401
they're still based as fuck.
>you will never see darth bane
>you will never see siths that can cause force quakes
>>64650044
why didn't Sidious just bust out his duel wield lightsabers and wreck Darth Vader in ROTJ?
>>64650471
Darth Bane is canon, he was in the Clone Wars series I believe.
>>64650359
>>64650418
OP here. My problem here has nothing to do with Sheev, it has to do with the fact Maul w/ both legs somehow reattached and his twin brother are dueling here for whatever reason. Like, why does Sheev even give a shit? I know it seems unfair to judge this scene without knowing the context, but, hell, it just seems so ridiculous to think some adults actually think this is legit canon and would argue said legitimacy against people like me who are okay with people having their own head canon or just not giving a shit.
Their lightsabers look fucking horrible when they swish around, they just become white geometric light-doritos.
>>64650496
maul knows the truth about his identity so he wants to silence him before anything happens
>>64650495
He got cut, unfortunately.
what annoys me is that Sheev uses pleb tier dual sabers style
>>64650528
I always kinda assumed Maul knew during episode I for some reason. It seemed obvious that Douku knew so why not Maul too?
>>64650496
Why does everyone think this takes place before the Invasion of Naboo?
I have no idea what show this is, but I'll assume it's the Clone Wars, and it could be flashback?
>>64650425
I wasn't aware the decision of what is and isn't canon was up to you.
>>64650648
maul was replaced by dooku and he failed so sheev doesn't care about him anymore
>>64650695
its during the clone wars on mandalore maul and his brother have become warlords
>>64650648
The issue is that there are two sith, not three. Maul was replaced by Dooku. He doesn't get to keep staying alive. On top of that, he has sensitive information that Sheev doesn't want getting out. So he deals with him personally.
>>64650738
that's another thing. Maul and his brother became Mandolorian warlords? Like, what? Why did this need to happen during the Clone Wars, let alone at all?
>>64650447
Over rated meme character t bh>>64650447
>>64650717
>still missing the point
Can't you take something for that autism?
>>64650800
Mandalore at the time was trying to become a peaceful planet so they kinda had to burn it all to the ground at some point
>>64650044
Is that Darth Maul? I though he died. And why is he talking so much?
>>64650885
he barely survived became a cyborg and went batshit insane until his brother brought him back
How did it go from this
>>64651090
to this?
You are now aware that you live in a world, a terrifying world, where there are people right this moment who use terms such as "canon" and "cinematic universe" when talking about films and television shows.
A terrifying world where imagined characters on a screen are required, according to those who discuss them, to adhere to "ground rules" set out by the creators of said-characters. A terrifying world where those that discuss these characters and their actions, are actually enraged if said-characters deviate from the mannerisms expected of them, the mannerisms that may have initially been set in the pages of a comic book.
Think about that. A comic book. For children. Yes, pictures and words on the same page, which are meant to be read by children, that are actually read by adults who then bicker and express their frustration at film-adaptations of these comic books not being "faithful". Faithful to a comic book. That's supposed to be read by young children.
This is your world. This is the world of capeshit. Terrifying, isn't it?
>>64650128
I suppose, I saw one with a Darth maul like girl (makeup I mean), a webm, posted on 4chan. I may have saved it, don't know sauce. But I mean, if there are, there must be at least one decent one
>>64651190
>post that makes no sense presents itself as profound
Just another day on /tv/.
>>64650266
Adult Ahsoka will be in Rogue One.
She will either give the main character the DStar plans, or sacrifice herself fighting Vader so they can get away with the plans.
The timeline just fits perfectly, and the fact that Ahsoka was so well received they practically begged her VA to come back because "muh kids" loved her so much.....
No, we will have a live action Ahsoka.
>>64650959
>there are people at Disney Studios RIGHT NOW who think this is a better story than Grand Admiral Thrawn
>>64651220
Ahsoka is pretty cool though, considering she came from the minds of those retarded writers that do that show.
I don't mind Ahsoka kicking some ass in live action.
>>64650607
No he wasn't
>>64651220
Ahsoka I can handle
pretty much as long as aladdin and crew don't show up I'm good
>>64651223
>shit I make up to support my anti-corporation persecution complex
Fucking hippie SJW-tier faggotry right there.
>>64651264
Oh, dont get me wrong, I love Ahsoka (Minus "snips", but they "snipped" that shit pretty fast.), and I WANT her to at least get some IRL screen time, even if just as a worthy sacrifice. Also, one of the Disney canon books has Vader mentioning her and missing her specifically, so she IS canon, whether autists and contrarian "patricians" here like it or not.
Question is.....
Who should play her?
>>64651212
Your refutation is verbose, intelligently thought out and spot-on accurate. You win the game.
Air.
Fucking.
Tight.
>>64651363
She should never show up in Star Wars again, definitely not in a movie.
>>64651405
Too bad faggot. Shes mentioned in "nu-canon", so she IS CANON.
Deal with it.
>>64651401
>refuting a claim that has no proof and wasn't even argued
You're not that smart, are you?
>>64651434
What the fuck does that matter? I never said she wasn't bitch. She was always canon because of the cgi clone wars show. Lots of dumb shit I don't think should ever make it to the future movies is 'canon.'
What Disney, or George for that matter, calls 'canon' is not the same and me wanting to see it.
You're really showing how autistic fans of this show are.
>>64651193
Force Rising by Digital Playground
it's not great
>>64651112
he can never be jacen tier but they made him look a lot better in the movie
>>64651482
Actually no. Other than the named clones, bane, Ahsoka and a few other small things, I could give a fuck less about that show. And as for Rebels, mr. holier than thou jedi and his swarthy special snowflake saber having young ward Ezra can suck a dick. I got no problem with Hera though, shes ok.
>>64651401
Verbosity is a bad thing, nigger. Don't use words you don't understand.
>>64651363
Rosario Dawson
or go exotic and get a Bollywood actress like Bipasha Basu
>>64650128
>>64651193
>>7927684
>>7927684
you mean darth talon?
we need more slutty sith waifu porn
>>64651654
More slutty sith-fus and more Mando bad asses please.
Forgot to add to this >>64651566
Dat Sabine.
>>64651363
just put her VA in heavy make-up and she'll look like her
>>64651731
Its not just about looks. Unless you want a repeat of the prequels where the actor is 98% CGI during the fights and looks horrible, we need a bit of training and physicality. Also, lets say they do Ahsoka and Anakins FINAL showdown. Wouldnt you want it to be full on hard fighting? Maybe not as gaudy as the fight between obi-wan and anakin, but close.
>>64651790
Holy shit you are an autistic manchild.
>>64651831
And you are posting on /tv/ - Bane memes, anvil threads and enough shitposting to make /b/ blush.
>>64651831
Why is he an autistic manchild?
>>64651731
you would want a whole film of this?
>>64650266
starwars.wikia.com/wiki/The_Ones
>The Son made another attempt to kill the Father shortly afterward, but was shocked when the Father suddenly stole the Dagger and stabbed himself with it, weakening the Son so that he could be killed by Skywalker.
Han likely similarly killed himself.
http://www.starwars.com/news/meet-fn-2199-a-k-a-tr-8r-the-stormtrooper-behind-the-meme
Fucking meme magic. This cunt now has a backstory.
>>64652032
2bh ahsoka has a nigger face in the show. White people just can't fucking cosplay.
>>64652783
that one anon was right. rosario would be literally perfect
>>64650044
>that voice acting
>>64651550
God, I just want to pin Adam Driver down and kiss his face.Am I gay?
>>64653248
I do too anon.and with adam its ok
>>64652783
>>64653185
This would be a great casting choice.
Whoever they cast though, they had better not fuck up, and fail to give us some orange booty.
>>64653185
>>64653638
Your face when they choose
>>64653248
>>64653421
Sorry to break it to you, but you're both flaming homosexuals.
Neil Degrasse Tyson?
>>64653664
>the bitch they pick for every ambiguous alien nigress
you're probably fucking right
>>64653795
she's fucking hot and a decent actress, especially under make up. the behind the scenes of avatar show it
>>64653892
I enjoy her as a actress but she doesn't need to be typecast any more than she already is tb h. When she's already the avatar chick, Uhura and Gamorra, adding Ahsoka would be kinda ridiculous.
>>64650341
>all the Extended Universe material is 1000000000x better than anything the films show
Luuke, Luuuke and order 66 cookies is all the proof needed to call you an idiot
