HAHAHAHA. Blanchett complains about the bathrooms to Kimmel and they take the camera in, and the bathrooms are perfectly fine. holy fuck CRINGE REKT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWJrEi8dNkI
This is what you get when you marry a disgusting, ugly old man like she did , because she cares more about 'personality' well she has no sexual saatisfaction and obsessed about pointless shit.
But does her haggard old cunt even work anymore, OP?
>blanchett complains about the toilets
>the cameras go in
>there's a big log with no tp in the toilet
>pee all over the floor
>>64648350
what an out of touch bitch
>>64648350
nice than every room in my house
That was uncomfortable to watch
is this sarcasm/dry humour or is she really that fucking conceited?
seems like a perfectly adequate facility
as long as it's clean and it functions
Why the fuck does she care anyway? Is she moving in? How much fucking time is she spending in there to even form an opinion?
ITT: autism
>expect it to be a concrete hole in the wall, some indian poo in the loo shit
>camera goes in
>it's actually really nice
wtf
>>64648569
>looks nicer than my whole apartment
fuck
the bin in our shared family bathroom is full of fucking tampons and none of the girls have the decency to empty it out.
also there was menstrual blood on the toilet seat earlier today.
i would kill for that bathroom...
this is what happens when you work with rooney mara.
news flash: everything on late night shows is a bit
It does look like a cobblestone fortress shitter in there
but I wouldn't complain
>>64648617
Women can be fucking disgusting to live with, but fortunately they're not all like that. My sister was always pretty thorough and cleaned up after herself (though she'd deliberately fart nearby me to annoy me).
>>64648350
We need to lock this bitch inside a portapotty at a music festival
I was expecting something from The Green Elephant
Does she shit in a toilet made of solid gold or something?
>that bathroom is "soviet era"
What? Did Cate not see what the Sochi Olympics hotels were like?
american talk shows are fucking unbearable to watch. thank god for graham norton
>>64648350
thats called classic aussie banter.
>>64648911
you fagets cant hide behind banter this time
>>64648350
EARS
>>64648350
I don't get it
>>64648350
it's a running joke you idiot
>>64648350
what a cunt
I honestly couldn't even work out what exactly it was she a had problem with. It seems like a half-baked anecdote she didn't think through fully.
>>64649188
So like the whole Matt Damon thing?
>>64649188
IIRC jokes are meant to be funny?
>>64649333
yes
>>64649346
a joke isn't determined by whether it's funny or not
>>64648911
Fuck off, ausfag. You're just as bad as the fucking brits. "haha le dry banter xD." I'm so fucking tired of foreigners using that shit excuse to be rude and unfunny. You're in America now, you fucks. Nobody likes your shitty, dry humor.
>bathroom looks okay
>moot is being cucked right now somewhere
All is well with the world
>>64649399
But funny is the aim, no?
>>64648350
she needs some pictures of fruits or classical music on or smth? fucking women.
Painful to watch tbchwyf
>>64649400
>How am I supposed to now when I should laugh if there isn't a laugh track
>>64648350
Vagina Monologue
>>64649507
Homie in the OC here. You sound like one of those polite(?) New Yawkers.
>>64648350
She's so fucking annoying
>>64648350
>actually believing she can is too pretty for her man not the other way around
I'm from the UK and confirm its a joke
Americucks don't get it
>>64648350
>bathrooms are perfectly fine.
You call that fine? Americans have very low standards. The bathroom is too small and uses subpar construction materials.
>>64648350
>bathroom
>no bath
no wonder
She's just used to having Rooney in the bathroom to drink her piss from their time together while filming Carol
>>64648679
That's hot. I want her to fart in my mouth.
>>64649989
washroom
Bathroom
Restroom
Lavatories
shitter
lou
what's the difference?
Shut your whore mouth Blanshit
ive literally eaten of dirtier plates than that bathroom
>all the autism in this thread
/tv/ literally has no sense of dry humor.
Maybe if she'd said c.uck...
>>64648350
>it looks better on the screen
Nice damage control.
>>64648558
cate blanchett has to be fucking autistic to complain about that bathroom.
What a fucking bitch.
>>64650293
this to be quite honest will members of my dysfunctional internet family
>>64649188
can you post some previous vids of this running joke?
>mfw /tv/ does not understand interior design
>>64650720
>>64648558
>>64650293
this is one time you can't just bitch about /tv/'s autism
This is just a small window into the life of a rich actually over privileged actor, she slipped for a second not remembering she was being broadcasted to normies, don't be mistaken every A-list actor and even most B-list actors live rich in a well constructed bubble like she does.
>>64650895
its a running joke, retard
If she it was just banter she wouldn't have panicked and said "it looks better on camera"
She realized she looked stupid in front of the audience and everyone could feel the uncomfortableness. I'm guessing she didn't expect them to actually show the bathroom, unless of course it's scripted, but she wouldn't have panicked if it was all planned ahead of time
WHAT THE SHIT? THAT BATHROOM IS FUCKING NICE!
There are people in Alabama right now who have bare white tiles and rusted sinks....she MUST have been looking for something funny to say and randomly lied about this, I don't care how rich you are that is a luxurious and perfectly accommodating, elegant bathroom!
>>64648350
>It's a "Kimmel/Fallon shill thread with a fake bit" episode
>>64650995
Why should it matter if they are super rich? You know that they have been in movies entertaining us for so long, they are royalty. Kate Blanshit was in Lord of the Rings, an all time classic. She deserves to be set for life because of that alone .
>>64648350
i dont get it
>burgerclaps not understanding complex humour
next time just stick to fart jokes, cate
>>64651168
ATTENTION TV AUTISTS: this post is bait. do not respond in anger
>>64650293
I love when a brit (Australians whatever, same shit) does something cringy and stupid and then they're like M-MUH BANTAH M8 ITS DROY HEUUMOAHH AHAHAHA STUPID AMERICANS
Get out
>>64651206
ah yes it took 20 seconds to get a camera into the dressing room bathrooms and was not a set-up bit and very real
>>64651017
you're fucking retarded
just saying
>it's a running joke
doesn't mean that anyone who doesn't watch this shit show will know what the running joke is
unless you're being retarded and saying the running joke is contained within this one fucking youtube video
but it's /tv/ autism
I like Kate
I can kind of see what she's talking about, it's a very grey room; nice tiles and everything, but visually bland/lifeless.
>>64648350
I understand what she is saying. The bathroom is nice, nicer than my bathrooms but it is completely gray. If you stand in that bathroom you would get the effect of being completely surrounded by grey and shades of grey coupled with the fact it turns a corner as opposed to being a bigger room. It's about two and a half feet wide at any given point. I get her.
Guys, she's Australian. She was IRL shitposting.
>>64651494
>ywn be cate's manservant who flushes her toilet and wipes her asshole clean with your tongue
kill me now
Why the fuck should I care
Why did she seduce Rooney? Is Cate bi or was she just really horny at the time?
>Cate Blanchett saying "fisting sling"
>>64651839
She looks for every opportunity to cuck her husband.
>>64648350
>mfw this is aussie shitposting in real life
>>64651748
It pretty much has to be bland. Any little thing can trigger an outburst from a celebrity. Their egos are so fragile that they'd take the bathroom being the wrong color or too feminine/masculine as a personal offense.
They just had the unfortunate luck of running into a celebrity that's triggered by blandness.
>>64649399
> a joke isnt determined by whether its funny.
>a joke doesnt have to be funny or make anyone laugh, not even one person.
Thats it. This is /tv/s "Fun is a buzzword" moment.
i'm australian and this isn't an example of dry humour, it was cringey as fuck and i had to turn it off
>>64651869
i saw that guy crossing the street during the oscars a while back, actually looks better in person
>>64651786
I want to add to my post that the door to the bathroom also needs to be replaced. The door is the entrance and sets the tone for how to feel about the rest of the room. That door looks like it would be the door for a janitor's broom closet in the basement of a building.
I spend 90% of my free time posting on 4chan and this thread was still an absolute waste of my time. You deserve to die, OP. You deserve to die. And I deserve to be the person choking the life out of you for wasting all our collective time. I wish I could watch you die. Watch my hands strangle you to death and watch your last breath dissipate and wander out into the unknown as I stare into your lifeless eyes. This would be adequate payback for a thread like this. In fact, I can't think of any other fate more befitting a person who creates a thread like this. You deserve to die. And forgive me if I'm repeating myself, but I hope it's at my hands. Fuck you and enjoy the rest of your weekend, you pathetic piece of shit.
>>64648350
>Celebrities are insanely out of touch with normal people to the point of delusion, more at 11
It was cringey because it was a failed bit like everything jimmy kimmel does
it does look shit though, designer should be fired. She's Australian, she's probably seen more than enough of the Block to know what's good and aesthetically pleasing.
The joke is that she has a much better life than you.
>>64648679
>(though she'd deliberately fart nearby me to annoy me).
Tell us more.
>>64652200
It's not as good as you think, usually I was eating out her pussy in a 69 position when she did that. Total boner killer.
>>64652290
y-yeah sounds gross
She's upset because normally she just relieves herself directly into her toilet slaves mouth.
>>64652290
haha i love it when someone nonchalantly drops information that implies more interesting things
>>64648350
Most bathrooms in Australia have white tiles and walls.
This bathroom looks extremely cramped and tacky as fuck and the colouring chosen for the wall tiles makes it look like they're trying to camoflage any piss stains that might show up so they can get away with not cleaning it until it starts stinking.
I would also be extremely suspicious.
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>>64651273
What's the matter, Yank, can't handle the banter?
>>64648350
you fucking bourgeoi cunt, your standards are unrealistic
>>64648350
Man i always thought she was a nice person and her standards were down to earth because of that beast she married. I guess it really was all for the money.
>>64652721
she's a typical australian chardonnay socialist
>>64652666
>>64652042
>>64651956
>>64651421
>>64651273
>hurr durr where's my laughing track I don't understand this hurr this isn't like Big Bang theory
Americans its so pathetic
>>64652888
i'm australian you idiot >>64651956
>>64652888
LOL ITS A PRANK BRO
>>64652901
Yeah sure you are seppo
>>64648739
Close enough, ivan. Time to knock off for the day. Borscht and vodka for tea!
>mfw /tv/ does not understand interior semiotics
>>64653011
get fucked cunt, you're probably a second gen migrant
>those old man ears
Fucking dropped. What an out of touch disgusting old dyke slag
>>64648513
Nah i think it's obvious sarcasm...they tried to make a skit out of it, but it really is rather awkward.
>>64648739
I'm looking at this pic thinking "how the hell do you not know that that's not how a toilet seat is supposed to go??" Then I remembered I have this picture
>Remembering when all these autists were saying Cate is the sexiest woman alive
>She looks like a fucking old hag
>Sounds like a pretentious pompous know nothing
Anytime she opens her mouth the rags in ausfailia write up 40 pages of why OUR CATE is so amazing and talented and NOT UGLY LIKE AN OLD HAG BUT BEAUTIFUL
>>64652454
>This bathroom looks extremely cramped
It's so cramped it can fit a camera crew you fat fuck.
