So maddox just destroyed Disney and the little mermaid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex_dIzH4_ec
How does this make you feel?
>>64639205
This guy is a real jerk.
>>64639205
Mad dicks
I was happier back in 2004 before I knew how bald and nasally he was.
>>64639205
One of his weaker videos, he really should have a better grasp on his strengths and to stick to them.
Maddox made a better game show than TGWTG.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDof79PEPQk&t=4m26s
>>64639319
Youtube literally asked him to do a test show.
>>64639205
dont really care now, busted sooo many nuts on little mermaid
>>64639292
and before i realized what a moron he really is. every problem on his radio show starts out promising and becomes the whiniest, unresearched appeals to emotion or anecdotal evidence
pic related, it's my face when dick masterson consistently brings in actual data and makes reasonable arguments despite dicking around for the first like 10 episodes of the show and bringing in dried smegma
>>64639312
What are his strengths?
I like his articles and he makes good points, but he comes off needlessly aggressive and stupid in these videos. I guess that's the downside of distilling what could be a full web page into a short video.
>>64639205
This is spot on.
You'd think I'm exaggerating, but this is the reason the West is dying - Entitlement mentality with no hardship and sacrifice being taught to younger generations.
>>64639292
>>64639292
>>64639292
>>64639292
this. the only visual associated with his writing should've been the old pirate logo
>Maddox is reduced to pointless inane shit on youtube
Weak
>>64639386
Yeah, Maddox is best in his scripted form.
Still, I really like the podcast and have heard every episode so far.
>>64639205
kind of weird that he would review a movie that's 27 years old now. He could have gone an extra step further and turned it into a social commentary on how Disney destroyed women by indoctrinating them with this crap, but as it stands its like he just saw The Little Mermaid for the first time last week and had to get this off his chest.
>>64639386
>dick masterson
What's his deal anyway?
He said he wasn't "allowed on YouTube". I'm guessing it's a character, but he has this whole website people genuinely seem to believe in, and Dr Phil said he wasn't any kind of gimmick.
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>>64639228
Tell me about it!
>>64639507
>as it stands its like he just saw The Little Mermaid for the first time last week and had to get this off his chest.
This might be true.
He made some pledge 10+ years ago to never watch Titanic because he thought the premise was stupid. A few years ago he said he's still sticking to it.
He's avoiding a based Cameron period drama/action film probably just because it was popular at the time and has a love story. Which is stupid because it's good and a ship getting wrecked is metal as fuck.
>maddox
Has he been relevant since 2005?
>>64639494
>>64639494
yeah i like it, too. I just mean he's a grade A goober a lot of the time. I started listening for Maddox and now just find myself annoyed by his "I'm infallible" schtick when he consistently has no compelling arguments to make. Dick doesn't even bring in real things half the time. He'll bring in poop-smelling fingers and then just somehow convince you that it's a big problem. Maddox brings in Super Aids and manages to make me root against his problem. Great show, though. Boisterous, Dick, and Shawn are amazing. Maddox is like the Snidely Whiplash of his own show now
>>64639205
Is this the guy who got caught commenting on his own video about Frozen pretending to be a young woman who liked his video and made her reevaluate Frozen?
>>64639569
He's an improv comic named Dax Hererra. Dick Masterson is a persona that he used while writing his books and website, before tricking the Dr. Phil show into letting him on it.
Not sure about the "can't appear on Youtube" thing, but that is why Maddox refers to him as Dax on the live show
>>64639659
He is more relevant and successful than ever.
>>64639205
>butthurt weeb whining about how Disney improved on some depressing shit.
>>64639205
angry gen-x manchild: the youtube celebrity
yes, I said youtube celebrity, because his site hasn't been relevant in 10 years.
Holy shit, that Russian adaptation looks great.
>>64639386
I listened to each of his podcasts up until the Libertarian one, and couldn't do it anymore.
There were times before that were Maddox's faggoty PC side came out, which I found odd since he never really came off that way in his writing. Dick countered by being a normal dude that wasn't afraid to be politically incorrect.
But yeah, if you listen to Maddox attempt to criticize libertarianism it's just so, SO fucking painful to get through. Not saying I'm a rabid libertarian, but Maddox literally thought that "small" government meant the amount of people within the governing body was a small number relative to the population that it presided over, and not how invasive that governing body was.
It was SO fucking stupid.
>>64639787
fuck off, maddox
>>64639853
>not listening for based Dick
hearing maddox constantly get fucking stumped by dick/sean/any guest/voicemails is pure joy
I thought this guy was still struggling to get that alphabet book but that was a decade ago, holy shit
>>64639853
yeah that one was hard to get through. it's been a long while since there was a great episode, although Asterios's riff on Star wars product placement in 79 or 80 had me doubled over the wheel of my car laughing. Idk why. Maybe just his voice when he's exasperated and screaming at Maddox
>>64639894
Maddox's faggotry outweighs any enjoyment I could get out of that show anymore. And, I'm not even trying to meme here, but the callers were clearly reddit tier as fuck with their humour
>HURR THIS IS GEORGE WASHINGTON AND THIS IS HOW I TALK
>GET IT, BECAUSE I"M TALKING IN MY NORMAL VOICE AND NOT EVEN ATTEMPTING TO SOUND ACCURATE
>LOL UPBOAT NE1???
It was fucking lame
>>64639937
>asterios
That's another thing. I didn't find that guy funny whatsoever. The earlier episode banter between dick and Maddox was so fucking good, but Maddox got worse and worse, and Asterios was cringy and tryhard with his humor, and I couldn't deal with his bits.
>>64639292
Video killed the .com star. Him and Seanbaby among others built up this rep as incredible, pussy slaying, no-fucks-given ubermensch in the age of text articles, but were revealed to be phonies when photos and video became more regular staples of the internet.
>>64639980
Wasn't that "doing a shitty celeb impression" just a meme in the earliest episodes?
>>64640018
yeah he's the most polar part of the show for everyone i talk to. i find his problems a little cloying but i do enjoy the repartee when he's interjecting as one of the others tries to defend theirs. I think I just like the way he bullies Maddox
>>64639205
He should do one about the recent raping and dumbing down of Star Wars for manbabies.
>>64640038
Nah dude, if you listen to the podcasts all the way through they play voicemails at the end and it was a running schtick amongst callers that only got more popular as the podcast continued. It was entry level bandwagon humor that really pissed me off
>mfw my voicemail was read on a podcast
>>64639980
i did the "this is how i talk" line, but it was much earlier on before every single person meme'd it to hell
that episode without dick was horrible
What are some animations that got it right, /tv/?
>>64640099
It wasn't always for manbabies?
>>64640119
>that guy who called up to call dick a fucking idiot for not understanding indiana jones
>he immediately called back to apologize for misunderstanding and admitted dick was right
>>64640119
>i did the "this is how i talk" line, but it was much earlier on before every single person meme'd it to hell
Yeah.. I think I remember it being funny early on, when a few callers had funny accents and such.. but then the trend became "speak in my normal voice" which really was painful to hear because you could tell that these fucking idiots thought that they were hilarious in consistently doing this.
I forget the episode but my favorite caller was regarding Maddox driving as a samurai, and a voicemail was left by some dude with a hilarious Japanese accent that I listened to a few times. But generally, the callers were shit.
>>64639853
Wow kek
Is he actually that stupid and uninformed?
I remember his shit show on YouTube that had destructive comments where he constantly got told and became butthurt about it, replying with tumblr shit like "YEAH WELL WHERE'S YOUR SHOW".
Kind of demystified him a little.
>>64639205
Does that nigger have a liver spot on his head? He's aging like a sliced apple.
>>64640250
Well, he has a decent thought process at times, and I wouldn't say the guy is stupid. His fault is that he sometimes misunderstands basic things because he is SO literal and robotic. In that episode specifically however, he was simply stupid and uninformed.
I really fucking hate click bait titles like this.
"How X is secretly Y"
"How X ruined Y"
"Why X is actually Y"
Like fuck off, can't you just call it Little Mermaid Review? I get why people click bait, but when you're as autistically hurr morality ethics bullshit everyone is doing the wrong thing except me as Maddox, you would expect some level of professionalism
>>64640282
kekd pretty hard
He really should shave his head and keep the beard
why is an arab allowed to call himself maddox?
>>64639654
>Titanic
>based
How fucking pleb can /tv/ be?
>>64639205
Not only do I like the Disney version more it's also my favorite film period.
It's perfect in every way, shap and form.
All of Disneys best animators of the time worked on it so the animation and characters are amazing
You have a Divin Sea Witch.
Some of the best music to ever come out of Disney.
A classic non douchebag prince unlike the modern day Tangled / Frozen ones of today.
No forced black characters (no Sabastion doesn't count because hes a mother fuckin Awesome crab.)
A beautiful half naked Disney princess thats willing to shut up forever and sells her voice just so she can get legs which she can spreed for her Prince. Now thats a mother fucking girl right there.
>Ariel has such a weak motivation
Don't be so harsh she was 16 and it was true love. Why was it true love ? Because "at 16 it's always true love." ~ Zelda Spellman
Besides I like that her character was slightly dopy. It made her wide eyed / childlike which made her more loveable. You feel the need to put your arm around a person like that and protect / lover her forever.
>>64640336
I really fucking hate tripfags
>>64640360
Just by the way, I developed a fool proof way of surviving Titanic the other day.
It involves a quickly crafted raft. /tv/ was btfo.
>>64640405
Oh be nice
>>64640142
Nah it was for general audiences but autists took to it quickly. Grown men buying Luke Skywalker action figures and such. They are the ones that hated on the prequels and drove poor George to near suicide. Now they got exactly what they wanted with Jew Jew. Appeals to a time when their uselessness was justified (because they were children).
>>64640336
Because it actually describes the content of the video.
There are plenty of book titles that begin with "How" or "Why" and they tell you the purpose of the book. This does the same.
The problem with clickbait is when it becomes "5 Reasons Why Han Solo is the Best Star Wars Character" and then it's just shit stolen from elsewhere, no original thoughts or research or images.
Maddox does complain about clickbait shit a lot, including in the article associated with this video, but at least it's 60%+ original content and delivers on the title. It's not just a guy regurgitating or commenting on stuff he found online.
>>64639205
Clearly he's just borrowing heavily from Honest Trailers.
>>64640129
Right but depressing. Gave me nightmares as a kid.
>>64639205
DUDE I'M ANGRY AND IRRELEVANT LMAO
>>64639205
A little hungry and a bit itchy.
>8 legs
>>64639386
>becomes the whiniest, unresearched appeals to emotion or anecdotal evidence
So he's exactly like everyone here. Hence the thread.
>>64639980
the facebook comment section of their site is an autistic sperglord neckbeard wasteland
>>64639937
>>64639980
Asterios is the best part of the show lately
>>64641746
>that hot girl taking the picture
Pretty much tells me that this picture is being taken ironically
>>64639205
Poking holes in a cliche disney princess movie.
What a brilliant man.
>>64641786
i always figured it was taken by his mom.
i wonder how many GBP it cost?
>>64641819
Maybe, I just assumed it was taken by a normie making fun of neckbeards.
>>64639205
Why does he talk so fast
>>64639205
>maddox
>>64641869
To get off camera as quickly as possible.
>>64639205
apathetic
i literally do not care about either him nor the nearly 25 year old movie
>>64641812
He's not even really poking holes; he's just whining that Disney made it, well, Disney.
>>64641901
got to admit, at least he's aged a bit better, he used to look like a sack of shit. now he just looks like a terrorist
>>64641901
wait, has he been proven to be a cuck?
>>64642011
>>64642155
Well it's fair, it screams of sexual insecurity.
I don't see many people with amazing sex lives running around calling people cucks as an insult. Cuckoldry is a proud, and old tradition.
>>64640031
>>64639292
These.
I remember the first Maddox video I ever saw. It completely ruined his entire persona, and I felt a bit sorry for him. I get that he's trying to stay relevant in the Youtube age, but he should have honestly just hired an actor or got a cooler friend to play him.
>>64642216
What if you're someone who has slept with his fair share of women and see no problem with using the word cuck as an insult?
There are plenty of men out there who are of weak constitution that would be cucked and be a-ok with it.
Ever since I found and started listening to the podcast, Maddox just proves to me more and more he's an insufferable progressive. Never would have thought based on his website alone.
>>64639205
Literally who?
>>64639205
>How does this make you feel?
Genuinely surprised he's still around.
Will the five unruly janitors make a comeback now?
>>64642011
This is 4chan. You're a cuck until proven otherwise. And since no one actually knows what one is, you're stuck being one forever.
I remember when I was 12 and thought Maddox was a smart person too, OP
>>64639205
I feel like he made this vid after reading through the thread we had a few weeks ago about the live action little mermaid movie coming out and how disney fucked up the story
>>64640384
Ariel will always be best girl
>>64642869
I remember when I was an ant, and thought that picture was an appropriate size.
>So a grown man just destroyed a cartoon that came out 20 years ago
Who the fuck cares?
>>64642603
"Cuck" doesn't even mean anything here anymore, like autistic or reddit. It's just the "new insult" everyone says until it gets old and another new insult takes its place.
Funny thing is most of these guys saying "cuck" are complete virgins.
>>64639205
I remember reading his shit when I was in middle school and finding it funny. I look at it now and it's really kind of pathetic and inane. It's baffling that he's now gotta be about 40 years old without having developed in literally any way whatsoever in the intervening decade and a half.
The only story Disney did a decent job with was probably Snow White.
>>64642955
Literally Reddit: The Autism
>>64639205
>le irrelevant fag
fuck Disney, but I've never liked this guy
>>64639205
>criticising disney for dumbing down their mateiral for their audience while having to repeat himself in a four minute video because he doesn't think his audience have a fish's attention span
>>64642998
Alright, Beauty and the Beast was pretty decent and true to the story and Cinderella was ok but deviated a little too much.
>>64639205
>watching maddox
>>64642908
It's a sprite from SimCity 2000/3000 you underage pleb.
>>64642998
I liked Sleeping Beauty.
It's not accurate to the story and adds a lot of Disney shit, but it's also gorgeous and invented a GOAT villain.
>>64643727
Too much fairy god mothers. Agreed on good villain though.
>>64644439
There were seven of them in the original story and the eighth became Maleficent in the Disney version.
Luckily they distilled it down to three, each with a unique personality, plus Maleficent. That was a good move.
Dick is funnier and more handsome than he'll ever be.
Their banter is good though
>>64639670
Dick's real name is Dax Harrera. He pissed off a lot of women back in the day before they found out that he was just a character. Even Doctor Phil didn't figure it out until the end.
>Maddox is still around
>he's a bald manlet
>possibly a Jew
Fuck
>>64643058
Can't handle the truth anon?
>>64640126
Agreef
Literally who
He got old as fuck tbph
>>64641776
>>64642955
I bet you're proud of disappointing your wife with your tiny dick and having to compensate by bringing 5 black men to your crib, eh cuck? You just do it to make her happy I bet
haha take that feminists!!!!!!!!1 fuck u!!
>>64645726
The people here who get really defensive about the use of the word "cuck" are actual Cucks. It's sad
>>64645421
Seriously, I'm not Armenian and I didn't even grow up around them, but i can't understand how people on 4chan constantly confuse them with jews.
Every single person whose name ends in -ian is Armenian. Every single Armenian's name ends in -ian. Anita and Maddox's names end in -ian. See where I'm going here?
>>64640031
>Him and Seanbaby among others built up this rep as incredible, pussy slaying, no-fucks-given ubermensch in the age of text articles, but were revealed to be phonies when photos and video became more regular staples of the internet.
You're stupid if you ever believed that shit.
>>64646315
That doesn't really mean anything since they're from the US, it's been long enough now for pretty much every ethnic group to be considered just American.
>>64639319
>slutty collar
>qt hair
muh dick, does she get naked?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eu9GfHCpVo
>Trump is enough to trigger Maddox
lol
>>64647546
>stormweenie mad he got btfo
Literally who
>>64642603
Literally all intelligent people are "progressive" as described by stormfags. The thing is you guys are subhumans who deserve to die slowly of the worst form of cancer imaginable, and nothing you say matters.
>>>/pol/
>>64639205
>trying to shit on based white hetero disney era
fucking jew manlet faggot into the trash he goes.
>>64649777
He carefully explained why it's garbage and you responded with "fucking" followed by 3 buzzwords followed by an actual meme. If any post has ever represented how badly /pol/ inbreds fail at even resembling people, this is it. There's no self-awareness; there may not even be sentience.
>>64639844
spotted the elitist faggot
Stop advertising, maddox you try hard faggot. You were unfunny ten years ago and you're unfunny now.
>Maddox
My time machine works! Time to check the latest on somethingawful.com!
>>64642216
I don't see it as a serious term at all. It just started as a humorous generic insult. The fact that something as specific as "you let your girlfriend fuck other men" could become a generic insult is really funny.
If it's used seriously, it usually means "someone who engages in deals that don't benefit or harm them while asking for nothing return." Just like literal cuckoldry, if you think about it.
