*clears throat violently*
WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING THAT LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGENDARY SCI-FI DIRECTOR J.J. ABRAMS SAID WHEN HE WAS TOLD HE WAS THE DIRECTOR OF THE NEW STARS WARS MOVIE???
>>64633282
I dunno, Neil. What?
NOTHING BECAUSE HIS MOUTH WAS TOO FULL OF DISNEY EXECUTIVES SEMEN TO TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heh..heh
What?
>>64633282
FINALLY A CHANCE TO SHIIIIIT ALL OVER A BELOVED FRANCHISE
*CHHAAACH*
>>64633336
YOU SUCK HAMBURGER
RRRRRRRRRAMONE
>>64633336
boooooo
>>64633336
WHYYYY!!!??
>>64633361
>>64633400
>>64633418
You little cocksuckers
I come to this board and try to bring some light into this dark dark place!
FUCK YOU YOU SHIT EATING INCEST LOVING MONKEYS!
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! SECURITY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnbxe_8GYtU
>>64633282
>audience: boooooo
>ghost: thank you, thank you
WHY DID JULIA ROBERTS RUB FECES ALL OVER HER PUSSY?
>>64634339
She was making richard gere's breakfast
Swiggity swooty, I want some star wars booty!
SO, uh...
Waylon Jennings, huh?
Yeah, so, uh... how do you even GET diabetes that hard?
AM I RIGHT, PEOPLE?
>>64633645
>this crowd
>>64633645
christ, I don't know what it is but Hamburger can pull laughs out of me that make me feel like I'm going to pass out and die.
