>we see han solo make the kessel run in his new anthology film
>people in the movie refers to parsec as a time mesurement several times per scene
>>64626224
this would be great. I hope they have a 'parsec meter' for some reason that keeps counting up and someone reading it like "SIX...SEVEN..." while Hans presses random buttons and says shit like "I need to bypass the neutrino splitter using the quantum radiator or we will crash into an asteroid"
then it cuts to lando standing on a nearby planet saying "that is one HELL of a good pilot"
>>64626363
>>64626319
You realize that they're talking about distance when they say it right? Along the route the closer you get to hazards like black holes and stars, the less time it takes. Han completed it in an incredibly short distance by getting close as fuck to the hazards that other pilots went further around
>>64626426
No, that's what they came up with after when they realised they fucked it up
>>64626501
And it makes perfect sense, so I don't understand why you're peeved about it. They never once refer to it as a measurement of time in the films
Jabba: "you're making the Kessel run, Solo!"
Hans: "I can do it in 30 parsecs."
Jabba: "You have 15!"
Hans: "that's about as possible as the existence of the Force!"
Jabba: "Don't make me send Boba Fett after you!"
Hans: "What, and freeze me in carbonite?" *makes meme face*
>>64626224
>It turns out he only did it with the help of his spunky black space pirate girlfriend
>>64626426
That was retconned in with the EU. Which is no longer canon. He was taking about how fast his ship was and said 12 parsecs
>>64626426
Actually if you weren't JJ and actually read the original script you would know that Han was just lying to score the deal, he wasn't a real big shot.
>>64626631
Somebody screencap this one, if they keep rehashing shit this might be in the movie after all
