>Now make sure to be careful when you cook it. The riboflavens can uncurl when exposed to high heat, and that's bad. I like to use a large skillet. That way you get the best flavor while ensuring the thioglutamates don't denature. Now that's Good Eats
>2016
>Listening to a meme chef
>>64614444
those digits are pretty high quality
i like good eats tho. it's humorous and gives me good recipes.
>>64614269
>implying you need to know shit like riboflaves
>implying Alton is better than based fieri
>implying you wouldn't let guy inject his bbq sauce into your poopchute
>>64614482
yeah he's good, but not as good as Julia Child
>>64614731
No shit sherlock. Julia Child is literally the best known chef to have lived.
Alton is stellar just the same
>>64614763
>Julia Child is literally the best known chef to have lived.
Confirmed for not knowing how to cook. She was good, but a pleb among real chefs.
>>64614763
>Julia Child is literally the best known chef to have lived.
She's not even the best known french chef you trog.
Alton Brown memeloaf is p good tbqh
>>64614803
>She's not even the best known
Because being known equates to skill.
>>64614622
haha you're funny!
>>64614800
>She was good, but a pleb among real chefs.
They all learned from her though.
>>64614899
What does that have to do with what I said or what I was responding to?
>>64614269
Ah, yes. The crazy Christian fundamentalist chef.
>>64614269
>Now make sure to be bless the lord when you cook it. The riboflavens can unchristl when exposed to high heat, and that's bad. I like to use a large cross. That way you get the best flavor while ensuring the theologimates don't denature. Now that's God Eats
>>64614935
>What does that have to do with what I said or what I was responding to?
What are you talking about
>>64614269
>I'm not a spooky snake handler because I live in Georgia and I'm Christian, that I believe in the Bible, that I travel with the Bible, that I read the Bible every day. I'm still me. I'm still a guy doing a job. I find, actually, that people ask me a lot about it. I don't hit people over the head with the Bible ... I still feel a funny little tinge in my stomach when I'm out to dinner with my wife and daughter in New York. We'll go to dinner and we'll be sitting around the table and we'll say Grace. You know what? People are going to stare at you. I used to feel really self-conscious. But I've gotten to a point where I think, nah, I'm not going to feel bad about that. I'm not going to apologize about that."
>>64615018
Matthew 6:5-15New International Version (NIV)
Prayer
5 “And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. 7 And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. 8 Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him.
>>64614968
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>64614444
Bonjour Reddit!
>>64615058
>>64615018
>>64614936
>slowpoke.jpg
>Brown said in a December 2014 interview in Time that he "could no longer abide the Southern Baptist Convention's indoctrination of children and its anti-gay stance" adding that he's now "searching for a new belief system."[37]
Wait why is it a problem that Alton is / was a Christian?
>>64615272
Because Fedoreddit.
>>64615291
is this board this fucking bad that they're pretending good eats was a bad show because they have a hardon for hating Christians? fuck /tv/ and fuck the redditors who post here.
literally /v/ is not this bad, and that is a board made up of 12 year old tattle tales. but at least they aren't redditors.
>>64615203
>beliefs need a system
>>64615203
He should just be a Catholic instead of a fake Christian.
>>64615432
You've been using a system, Fedoreddit
>>64615272
He has mental issues and should not be preparing anyone's food.
>>64615580
*Tips Fedoreddit*
>>64614269
I made wassail based on his episode.
I do not advise actually drinking wassail.
>>64615610
*tips pedophile mitre*
>>64615637
Typical Fedoreddit response.
>>64615580
Religious belief is associated strongly with positive mental health in psych literature. People who throw tantrums about the way others live their life on Mongolian cooking forums are another story.
Keep it on reddit.
>>64615483
doesn't need an extension
I go raw
I've only seen bits and pieces of this show, but every time I've seen it the guy is using specialised cooking equipment that I don't think the average person has. Or at least I don't, but I'm just some slob who lives alone and cooks easy shit.
>>64615685
That's such a reddit thing to say.
How do you know so much about reddit, reddit scum?
>>64615580
>muh parents made me go to church
>so i'm gonna shit up an image board
>that's a good trick!
>>64615679
*tips silly religious hat*
>>64615703
He rarely uses specialized equipment and actually constantly rags on single use devices.
>>64615727
>>64615710
>>64615637
>>64615580
>>64615432
wew lad
>>64615715
>church
I didn't grow up in a thirdworld country, so I never attended church, mosque, temple, shitting street, or whatever retards go to on their day off.
>>64615752
What makes you think I'm an atheist?
>>64615753
right so you have a psychotic hatred for belief systems because you're just that interesting of a person i guess, huh
Can both the reddit and /b/ people take their religious shit flinging somewhere else so we can talk about comfy cooking shows?
Bloody hell, I'm not religious but I thought 4chan was over its edgy dogmatic atheist phase after reddit glommed onto it.
>>64615767
No, I just question them, just like I question atheism. Nice le epic maymay reddit image, btw.
>>64615784
it is, except for one atheist faggot who literally can't stop shitting up this thread
>>64615784
>>64615779
Hello, Reddit!
Are you defending Islam again?
If he's such an intolerable Christian, then why is he most well known for a show about science? The science of cooking specifically. Checkmate, Atheists.
I met Alton once briefly. I was in a comic shop/coffee shop where my friend works when he came in and ordered a coffee. My friend wanted to die because he had to make coffee for a renowned . Alton said it was damn good and indulged me in a few minutes of being a fangirl.
>>64615803
That's such a reddit response.
*tips trilby*
>>64615795
You're thread shitting is what you're doing. I love it when you faggots pull this, especially with the "What makes you think I'm an atheist :3" bullshit.
This is not a blog for you to talk about how "enlightened" you are.
Go to
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>>64615831
*renowned chef.
>>64615825
>muh kosher salt, made from the tears of Jesus Christ.
>>64615844
I want redditors like you to leave.
>>64615473
This.
>>64615795
>No, I just question them
More like you parrot other people's beliefs
>tfw really like Alton Brown but uh, can't help notice when he uh, pauses in sentences
>tfw don't want to mention it to family because then they'll never stop noticing and it might be less fun to watch his shows because of them
>also I have an increasingly bad stammering problem so I'd be a hypocrite if I said anything
Stop responding to trolls. Both of you.
>>64615844
You forgot to post your le epic narwhal rare Pepe, redditorski.
Man Good Eats was such a comfy show. I used to watch it constantly in college. Made a lot of the recipes he showed on there. All of them were pretty great
>>64615880
Where have I parroted other people's beliefs?
>>64615884
It's common of people who talk really fast, you need just a moment to keep your place in your head.
Where'd my comfy cooking thread go? Can't discus shit on this board
I want atheists retards to pls stop samefagging up the thread :(
The recipe in his cheeseburger episode is fucking great.
>>64615911
Right now.
>>64615922
I want schlomo redditstein to eat kosher salt and fuck off back to jerusareddit.
heard people were hating on based AB here
"Now olives, while tasty on their own can be improved. I sometimes like to marinate my olives in a cold bath of gin and tonic"
This man is based as hell.
>>64615880
Not him, but how is questioning people's beliefs parroting them?
I also have a habit of questioning both theists and atheists. It seems like neither side has any genuine proof to their claim, but they all seem really insistent that their truth is truth.
Is it so wrong to ask questions and poke at a person's worldview to see if it holds up?
>>64615950
Such as?
Do you have a specific example?
Do you even know what I believe in?
>>64615739
I literally just turned the show on TV and the dude is using an electric spice grinder.
Who the fuck has an electric spice grinder?
>>64615967
If you have to brag about questioning people's beliefs, you aren't really questioning people's beliefs.
His Beets episode was just on but fuck beets.
>>64615958
Where's the kosher salt?
Oy vey, it's anudda shoah heah!
I'm literally sitting at my desk, slamming my fists because this fucking 14 yo atheist can't shut the fuck up in this thread.
I LIKE ALTONS EPISODE ABOUT CHICKEN KIEV. I COOKED IT AND IT WAS GOOD
>>64615997
I do. It saves a ton of money in the long run since you can buy bulk raw spice and I also use it for coffee.
>>64616001
So I cannot question other people's beliefs then?
Nice shadowban, redditberg.
For the love ofgodyou people need to stop replying.
>mfw just found a torrent for all 14 seasons of the show
>>64616011
Maybe you should pray? I heard it really helps with your mood swings.
>>64615997
Obviously someone who cooks a lot might have one to save time. He's a professional chef and probably likes to do that shit himself. You can probably buy whatever he's grinding pre ground in a shaker.
I've never gone wrong with an Alton Brown recipe.
>>64616026
You sound flustered over people questioning your beliefs and actions. I thought you believed in people questioning other people's beliefs?
I just got a garlic press now I miss chopping it up.
>>64616100
Never used one. Always just chopped or smashed.
>>64616001
I'm not bragging, and I don't think they were bragging, were they?
How the hell does that make any sense, though? Are you saying that saying you don't believe someone means you believe them, or what?
What the fuck are you even on?
>>64615739
I noticed this growing up that every single time he would specify to use kosher salt
Is Alton brown our greatest ally?
>>64616098
Aren't you supposed to forgive me, reddit christ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi1aH8WqZmY
>>64615752
Thanks, steve harvey
>>64616141
Alton Brown supports Israel.
Why aren't you?
>>64615997
grinders aren't uncommon. Usually they're for coffee, but you can use them for several things around a kitchen
>>64616141
The reason is purely non religious, kosher salt has higher standards than other salts so you can be sure of it's purity.
>it's the Sweeney Todd parody episode
The first episode I ever watched
>>64616148
>loses the argument
>you should forgive me!
For what? Not him, but this is pure non sequitur. You are obviously underage, and you are absurdly touchy about people questioning you. It's pretty cringey to watch desu
>>64616200
That was pretty fucking funny.
>>64616186
Like all good Christians, Alton supports the return of the Jews to Israel so Armageddon will come true.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi1aH8WqZmY
>>64616100
chopping garlic is hell if you don't have the right knife
>Le reddit science cooking man
>>64616209
What do you think I believe in again?
I don't recall stating that anywhere.
>>64616223
I used to think the knife thing was a meme but after buying a good set of them holy shit the quality of my life improved greatly.
>>64616236
You believe in having your beliefs questioned. But it sounds like you don't really believe in what you're doing.
>>64616258
Go ahead, question my beliefs then.
>>64616272
You need other people to validate you?
I hope everyone is reporting the two faggots arguing religion.
ANYWAY I made some of his granola bar/protein bar things from that episode and damn they are actually good and cheap as hell after the initial investment.
>>64616302
Why do you think that?
>>64616304
Announcing reporting is a bannable offense desu
>>64615850
It's only called that because it happens to be 'Koshering' salt.
Brown doesn't use for anything religious.
>>64616331
Didn't announce a report, simply stated my opinion that I hope other people are.
>>64616332
>The term "kosher salt" comes from its use in making meats kosher by removing surface blood
Sounds pretty religious to me, rabbi reddit.
>>64615850
You clearly don't cook, I'm sorry everything has to be memes and buzzwords to you.
>>64616349
Let's allow the mods to decide :)
>>64616006
What is his obsession with kosher salt? Is it really that much better than normal salt?
>>64616374
Kosher foods follow strict regulations. Due to this they are naturally high quality. Your average person may not notice but since the price difference isn't that much why not go for the product you know is better?
Alton Brown is cool.
I'm full fedora but I don't care if he's a Christfag.
I like that he educates the audience. He doesn't really go into heaps of detail. You would have to be a full pleb to have his advice go over your head.
Even when he is a bit wordy, he's only explaining why he's giving you the advice, essentially backing up the recipe steps.
He's like the Bill Nye of cooking. His recipes are pretty good too.
>>64616374
It's part of his obsession with the return of Jesus Christ when all the Jews are back in Israel and it is Armageddon time!
>>64616409
This. He explains just enough to make you understand why he is doing something without going too far into the needless info.
>>64616409
Thanks, tripfag!
Your opinion means so much to us!
>>64616374
http://www.seriouseats.com/2013/03/ask-the-food-lab-do-i-need-to-use-kosher-salt.html
>>64616374
A few reasons, I assume.
Because the show doesn't give metric weights, being consistent/specific with your variety of salt cuts down on differences between tsp/tblsp measurements. Also no additives, and is generally better for dehydrating shit (which he seems to do a lot).
>>64616464
Also, Jesus Christ approves of kosher salt.
Since he's a Jew and all.
>>64616425
>>64616409
>>64616369
This thread is really fucking bad lol
>>64616330
You don't seem sure.
>>64616484
>>64616425
>>64616369
>>64615850
Fedoreddit strikes again!
>>64616526
I was merely politely allowing you to question my beliefs.
Did you think I was forcing you to question my beliefs?
>>64616454
>>64616464
>>64616374
the obvious answer is the science/meat one, but he often says the other reason
its interesting
you occasionally get a tiny salt crunch with food, other than that, only meats/some vegtables really benefit from kosher
its just more interesting shit
>>64614269
I learned more from watching reruns of this dork than I did from my chef grandma.
>>64616596
That only means your grandma sucks.
>>64616618
Nah, she ded. Didn't divulge that info though. She loft a ton of recipes with notes though.
>>64615884
he makes fun of it himself in the substitution episode, one of his replacements talks wrong
>>64616596
Because most grandmas graduated from the Paula Dean school of cooking.
>>64616642
*tips cowboy hat*
>tfw you skip this ep of good eats
He's like Ted from Chopped. Except likeable.
>>64616760
*tips silly stovepipe hat*
TV Food Person Official Power Rankings
1. Alton Brown
2. Geoffrey Zakarian
3. Adam Richman
4. Everyone else
>>64616842
0. Jesus Christ our Savior
>>64616856
Seek help
>>64616871
Have you accepted Jesus Christ in your heart?
>>64616856
How do you think Jesus liked his steak cooked?
>>64616842
>no ina garten
>no chef john
I would even accept action bronson, i'm dissapointed tbqh
>>64616889
What shows are they on?
>>64616887
I would assume meat would either be roasted well done or salted back then.
>>64616887
Kosher.
>>64616904
I bet Jesus made some dank corned beef on rye.
>>64616892
I guess I interpreted TV person as /tv/ person
chef john and action have youtube shows
>>64616924
I meant on TV, like have shows.
>>64616887
Shoahd
>>64616924
Have you seen chef?
>>64616842
Put Ramsey at 2 and move everyone down a notch.
>>64616949
i did, chief.
He's adorable.
>>64617076
He puts the fun back in being a fundamentalist.
>>64616842
>no jack
>>64617276
What show is this?
>>64617293
Cooking with Jack Show.
>>64617312
What channel does it air on?
>>64617293
>>64617317
I'm warning you that he's a really bad cook who takes himself way to seriously for the opportunity of selling a really bad BBQ sauce.
>>64614269
/dadcore/ general?
>>64617276
This is that shithead who leaves everything raw, right? Even chicken.
I've seen his stuff posted the few times I've been to /ck/. Is this guy satire or what? Everything he does is disgusting.
>>64617317
https://www.youtube.com/user/jakatak69
>>64617357
Oh so he's not on tv. Feel free to take it somewhere else.
>>64617356
Have you seen this?>>64617357
The product, though unnecessary, works fine he just doesn't know how to slow roast pork.
>>64617376
I watch it on my T.V.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgFeVlw2Ywg
BASED
>>64617357
Rawr
>>64617402
>#fail
dropped didn't even click play
>>64617420
He says that like 6 minutes in so you did watch it.
>>64617444
hoverzoom shows the yt screen shot
>>64617357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk
I nearly vomited the first time I saw this.
>>64615473
>paganism with a Jesus twist
>>64617475
Joey is an actual chef which is kinda ironic considering he only reviews junk food.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VPD-pq818U
>>64617402
jesus, I might as well be on reddit
>>64617490
>tfw we'll never get prime Joey back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw1_1rPq2LA
>>64617564
What a disgusting, cringeworthy, faggotty blob of a human mess.
>>64617615
get fukt pleblord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7oVYfCGH4Y
>>64617475
Jesus Christ, that looks like baked bile and vomit.
