Hey contrarian shitposting PTards, how does it feel that your opinion will NEVER EVER be taken seriously because of the heroic efforts of based Mike?
Never has anything been so completely fucking decimated like the prequels were by these fucking vids. You will forever be a laughing stock if you ever mention that the prequels "felt like Star Wars!" or "Were an artist's unadulterated vision!" in public. Even celebrities have commented on the genius and hilarity that is the Plinkett reviews.
How does this make you feel?
>>64607954
prequelfags BTFO.
lol pizza rolls amirite guise
>inb4 200 posts
>>64607954
Camille Paglia likes the prequels
I'll take an art historians perspective over some college dropouts any day
>>64607954
hello reddit
reddit letter memeia xD
You keep making these threads because you're worried. Reddit, and then the mainstream, frequently sucks ideas from this petri dish of spastic matter. If all of the valid criticisms and prevalent sentiment of this place started leaking upwards it could harm sales for your future Cape Wars iterations.
I realize what shit the prequels are and still enjoy them more than that piece of shit 7th one that now sits on the same shelf as Crystal Skulls
>>64608049
>Cameron fags are so butt blasted that they're actually praising the prequels
S U I C I D E
W
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>>64608032
>>64608079
But Avatar is still safe at number 1.
>muh domestic
L I T E R A L L Y meaningless
>>64607954
>>64608079
What are you so angry about? Some people aren't going to like exactly the same movies you do. Who cares?
>>64608032
>Paglia
Kekekekekek are you majoring in sociology with a minor in anthropology, you fucking land whale? Go read some more Foucault
>>64608049
>being THIS goddamn salty
This is why I come here
>>64608079
Not a Cameronfag but laughing like mad that this shiny soulless rehash, with the STAR WARS name behind it and global marketing, won't pass Avatar, a 2 hour long tech demo
LMAOING and your life
It's only downhill from here
Meme One will be getting buried by the latest Pixar trash
Episode III was objectively the most powerful and epic Star Wars film. You're full of shit if you think otherwise.
>>64608032
Who cares what lesbians think?
>>64608171
lol, if TFA is "soulless" then the prequels are fucking zombies.
>>64607954
>>64608079
IT'S AFRAID!
>>64608203
Your opinion is in the extreme minority.
>>64608203
https://youtu.be/k7ZW1gtCljs
>>64608221
if the prequels are zombies then TFA is anti-matter
3/10, uttter garbage.
Anyone that says different is a fucking mindless consumer, a Redditor, a feminist, or a child/manchild.
Nothing about this was good. It was a remake of ANH. The characters were forced. Acting sucked. The villain was a little bitch, and his "crossguard" lightsaber was literally the most retarded thing I have ever seen. It felt like a Marvel movie. It had a cliffhanger ending with 10 unanswered question by the end. Rey was a fucking Mary Sue.
>Implying the prequels were bad
Episode 1 was a 5.7/10. Episode 2 was a 7.2/10. Episode 3 was an 8/10.
>buh buh the acting wuz SHITTT!!!
hello Reddit! It was actually nuanced and if you can't see that you have no place here. I was not the best, but the actors all played their roles decently well.
The overarching story was one of the best I've seen. The movies were on par with the originals, which are honestly overrated desu.
Can you remember anything from TFA? No. Plain looking cast, stupid plot. Terrible, and if you say different, you again have no place here.
>tfw it will still never touch Avatar
Fucking lel.
>>64608221
>MY SHIT HAS LESS CORN THAN YOURS! TFA GOTY!
>>64608108
Keep acting like what chinks and sand niggers in Britain buy matters.
Star Wars won.
>>64608241
You underestimate the impending power of nostalgia
>>64608203
>"FROM MY POINT OF VIEW"
>"YOU HAVE DONE THAT YOURSELF"
>FELLOW DELEGATES.."
I could honestly go on and on. Revenge of the Sith plays like a bizarre comedy. They even manage to turn Palpatine into a massive joke.
>>64607954
i feel nothing
should i be worried
>>64608330
>americans have taste now
When did this happen?
>>64608203
https://youtu.be/ABcXyZn9xjg
Nah
>>64608316
lol, I can't image being so salty that people enjoyed a solid star wars movie.
Your life must suck.
>>64608334
It's a Greek Tragedy, it contains traces of dark humor as the hero's world collapses around him
TFA is an OT montage reskinned with modern tech
>>64608294
I'd buy you a beer
>Disney so cash hungry they already fleshed out the TR-8R'S backstory for later installments.
Nines turned out to be the "Boba Fett" that Phasma was fashioned for. Jesus christ they're getting cucked by the guy who was suppose to symbolize the mean police with riot gear.
>>64608294
>>64608391
This just proves TFA is literally JUST the type of rehash I was expecting, it's nothing but a glib facsimile.
If Star Wars was all I had access to as a child in terms of sci-fi I probably would become one of those crazy fanboys, but thankfully I had access to anime from very early on in my youth years that my mental balance is very stable.
Seriously, if you have watched Akira, you'd realize just how sophisticated anime is and it blows away anything Star Wars would have to offer.
A lot of people mention Ghost In The Shell, which has just enough of sexuality in the mix to draw in the western audience I suppose but I must say that Ghost In The Shell is not even in my top 10 anime, not even close, that's just how deep the world of anime is.
Some anime is so disturbingly mature like Fractale that I wish it would challenge the system and submit it as a Drama category in the Oscars just to bitchslap the snotty Academy.
It's not just the level of maturity and sophistication anime has, it's also quite original, entertaining, and visually fantastic. I would regard anime as the highest form of cinema art-form.
But hey, me preaching about anime won't do you any good, you gotta go out and see it for yourself just how much you are missing.
The recent one I would recommend to check out is Sword Art Online which is light and easy to get into anime for the first time yet appreciate it as much, but if you want the heavy stuff right off the line check out Guilty Crown in which the plot is so complex and twisted that you'll need extra oxygen pumped into your brain in order to comprehend everything, and if you want amazing visuals and a gripping drama that also has awesome mecha battles Aldnoah.Zero is the shit.
Seriously, if you know anime like I do, Star Wars looks like it's something for little kids.
>>64608363
>capitalization but no punctuation
Why am I not suprised that an RLM poster is an iphone memester?
>>64608358
>foreign markets have taste
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/box-office-milestone-transformers-4-721478
>>64608432
This pasta was stale from the get go.
>>64608453
i didn't imply that tho
meme harder fucko
>>64608432
Sword Art Online makes this too obvious.
>>64608525
So you're a saying no one has taste? Nice goalpost moving.
>>64608368
You literally created a thread in a effort to silence criticism against TFA on /tv/ of all places like you have something at stake. Your only rebuttle is to associate anyone who isn't buying into Disney's hype machine as "lol PT sympathizer." when the discussion here is the fact that TFA is just "A Renewed Hope". Nah, your life sucks.
>>64607954
>yfw everyone who is criticising the force awakens is trying to be plinkett, ie literally aspiring to be a fucking reviewer
>yfw everyone who criticised the prequels just repeats mike stoklasa's words verbatim while criticising the drones who went to watch the film and who just enjoy it because they're supposed to
>yfw people are furious that the once somewhat contrarian opinion of the prequels being shit is popular and feel so negatively affected by that that they feel the need to think differently for the sake of being different, in an incredibly pathetic display of western special snowflakeism
>revenge of the sith
>bad
>>>/reddit/
>>64608638
no goalposts were moved, friend
meme harder
>>64608654
>anime
Do you want to be taken seriously?
>>64608701
You're on an anime website, you braindead tourist.
>>64608294
Hey fuckface, why is Obi-Wan 20 years younger than he should've been?
Why does everyone on Tatooine wear Jedi robes?
Why did Lucas put R2 and 3PO in the prequels when Vader and Obi-Wan originally met them as strangers?
Why did Yoda use a lightsaber?
How is the Force an ancient religion when literally everyone but Luke and Leia in the OT was aware while the Jedi were galactic peace-keepers?
How did Leia remember her mothers face?
Is that about the acting? Is that the good story?Oh.
>>64608701
>getting this triggered over anime.
Only if I feel the need to take you seriously. You're only argument is to fall back on "Prequels" when anything bad is said about A Renewed Hope.
>>64608701
>complaining about anime, or even better, anime reaction-images
>on fucking 4chan
Do you even know where the fuck you are, Reddit-tourist?
>>64609033
this is how we know you lost the argument
>>64608994
Considering I have yet to see a worthwhile post paired with an anime reaction image in all my years of 4chan. (I've been here since 2007). Thus, I reserve the right to completely disregard any stunted manchild who posts wapanese childrens cartoons.
>>64609083
>worthless attempt at dismissing the argument
>pretending to be an oldfag
Yep, confirmed Reddit-tourist.
>>64608958
>Hey fuckface, why is Obi-Wan 20 years younger than he should've been?
Ewan in RoTS was 34, Guiness in ANH was 63.
Not that bad.
>Why does everyone on Tatooine wear Jedi robes?
See the force ghosts in ROTJ.
>Why did Lucas put R2 and 3PO in the prequels when Vader and Obi-Wan originally met them as strangers?
Fanservice.
>Why did Yoda use a lightsaber?
Why not?
Maybe he learns a lot of his force-isims from Qui-Gon on Dagobah.
Use your imagination.
Or are you waiting for a comic or book to tell you what to think?
>How is the Force an ancient religion when literally everyone but Luke and Leia in the OT was aware while the Jedi were galactic peace-keepers?
It was ancient, dumbass. As for why people think they were legend-10,000 in a galaxy of quadrillions
>How did Leia remember her mothers face?
>force sensitive babies wouldn't be more attuened to emotion
"Beautiful, bad sad".
>Is that about the acting? Is that the good story?
There is nothing wrong with the acting.
dialogue=/=acting
for that matter
dialogue=/=story
The story is VERY good.
>Oh.
Oh.
>>64609083
>still stalling
Ah did the xzibit meme alive and well over reddit? Maybe you should go fuck off over there & circle jerk about A Renewed Hope some more.
>>64607954
Reminder that Mike will tear TFA a new asshole after he's had a year to digest it and have the hype die down.
>>64609278
I hope so, well if they ever do another Plinkett ever again
>>64609278
A year? try after the whole trilogy finishes up. Someone gotta shill for Disney some more.
>>64609148
>pretending to be an oldfag
Believe me, I wish I wouldn't post on this shithole of a website.
>>64608334
>FELLOW DELEGATES
>Implying it isn't DELLOW FELEGATES
>>64609445
>still pretending to be an oldfag
Reddit is always an option. You can fuck off there.
The prequels are a national treasure. George Lucas is a misunderstood genius.
JJ "Shekelsberg" Abrams is not my director.
>>64607954
The prequels were garbage and anyone who says they are good is a fucking normalfag or contrarian. TFA wasn't very good either, it felt like a Marvel movie which I was kind of expecting.
>>64609539
>posts on 4chan yet doesn't hate it, while consistently spewing le rebbit may may
lol newfag
>Reddit so desperate to shit on Lucas, they're trying to edit the imdb page that he wrote the "So much Green" line.
>>64609825
No one is trying to call the prequels garbage or good, because it just as you said: Garbage. The prequels are singled out for the same flaws as TFA.
>>64610122
Yeah TFA was pretty shit the more I think about it. Fucking Disney.
>>64609913
>still uses newfag
hello reddit!
>Being this mad about people's opinions.
let me guess op, you've spent the last decade regurgitating RLM's review of the prequels, to the point where being a prequel hater is part of your identity as a film watcher and person.
If more people start to appreciate the prequels, you identity as "superior prequel hater who everyone agrees with" will be destroyed and you are just starting to realise it.
>>64610155
>uses reddit
hello newfag!
Abrams is like a cinematic defibrillator. You can rely on him to resuscitate dying franchises but if used more than necessary he'll fucking shock you to death with garbage like Into Darkness.
>>64607954
>heroic efforts of based Mike
WILL YOU SAD FUCKING SHILLS PLEASE GTFO
Name a single PT criticism that can't be applied to the OT.
I'll wait.
Star Wars is literally all the same front to back. But the "old stuff" is always going to be seen as better simply for being old.
Star Wars has always had hokey acting, poor special effects, plot holes, and generally bad writing. They filmed as popcorn movies- fun but no substance.
This is irrefutable.
